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Yves Trough Demands

Taking over control of New Brunswick's official bilingualism

Yves Trough Demands thanks to Emery Pettigrove

“For entertainment, I have found that most people whose mother tongue is French simply don’t get my alter-ego Yves Trough’s English sense of humour. I created Yves Trough many years ago and since he doesn’t exist, no one can call him at 2:00AM to complain about what he does. Yves regularly posts his ‘creations’ on the local newsgroups where he has been driving them nuts for over 18 to 25 years as I waged my own mini-war against New Brunswick’s official bilingualism. Depending on how annoyed I, oops, I mean how annoyed Yves is by local news stories on a given day... I’ve, ooops, I mean Yves has been known to manipulate a photo and post it locally and since his ‘stuff’ IS an actual photo, it MUST be the truth in their gullible little pea-brains. Yves posted this attachment this morning and the locals went ballistic. Poor Yves was informed by about 75 French people that... he is NOT allowed to change portable city signs from his smart phone while driving around town.” - Emery Pettigrove

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Dance is the hidden language of the soul. - Martha Graham

Change starts when someone sees the next step. - William Drayton

Someday change will be accepted as life itself. - Shirley MacLaine

Change your thoughts and you change your world. - Norman Vincent Peale

Life is change. Growth is optional. Choose wisely. - Karen Kaiser Clark

You must be the change you wish to see in the world. - Mahatma Gandhi

I learned how to change a cloth diaper on a raccoon. - Nikki Reed

If you want to make enemies, try to change something. - Woodrow Wilson

All change is not growth; all movement is not forward. - Ellen Glasgow

He speaks English, Spanish, and he's bilingual too. - Don King

The truth does not change according to our ability to stomach it. - Flannery O'Connor

All hockey players are bilingual. They know English and profanity. - Gordie Howe

I can change a No. 1 diaper in 30 seconds and a No. 2 in a minute. - John Tesh

Think like a wise man but communicate in the language of the people. - William Butler Yeats

Win as if you were used to it. Lose as if you enjoyed it for a change. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The first resistance to social change is to say it's not necessary. - Gloria Steinem

The English have an extraordinary ability for flying into a great calm. - Alexander Woollcott

Characters do not change. Opinions alter, but characters are only developed. - Benjamin Disraeli

If you don't like change, you're going to like irrelevance even less. - Gen. Eric Shinseki

In order for a thing to be horrible it has to suffer a change you can recognize. - Ray Bradbury

Under the English legal system you are innocent until you are shown to be Irish. - Ted Whitehead

The most beautiful words in the English language are "cheque enclosed". - Dorothy Parker

You never have to change anything you got up in the middle of the night to write. - Saul Bellow

There's nothing like an English weirdo. We have the best nutters in the world. - Sharon Osbourne

The funniest line in English is "Get it?" When you say that, everyone chortles. - Garrison Keillor

Education doesn't change life much. It just lifts trouble to a higher plane of regard. - Robert Frost

A Caterpie may change into a Butterfree, but the heart that beats inside remains the same. - Brock

Language is our meeting place, the sea we live in…it is the common ground of our humanity. - Toby Wolfe

I can't change the direction of the wind but I can adjust my sails to reach my destination. - James Dean

German is the most extravagantly ugly language - it sounds like someone using a sick bag on a 747. - Willy Rushton

The English country gentleman galloping after a fox - the unspeakable in full pursuit of the uneatable. - Oscar Wilde

You really don't need to study how to change a diaper. As a new mom, you learn pretty darn quickly! - Ivanka Trump

Man needs, for his happiness, not only the enjoyment of this or that, but hope and enterprise and change. - Bertrand Russell

Violence of language leads to violence of action. Angry men seldom fight if their tongues do not lead the fray. - Charles V Roman

If one could only teach the English how to talk, and the Irish how to listen, society here would be quite civilized. - Oscar Wilde

Life is one big road with lots of signs. So when you're riding through the ruts, don't complicate your mind. - Bob Marley

Remember that to change your mind and follow him who sets you right is to be none the less free than you were before. - Marcus Aurelius

Both tears and sweat are salty, but they render a different result. Tears will get you sympathy; sweat will get you change. - Jesse Jackson

I can change a diaper in 30 seconds flat. I set the new one beneath the old one. That way, it's just wipe and pull the flap over. - Drew Brees

You never change things by fighting the existing reality. To change something, build a new model that makes the existing model obsolete. - R Buckminster Fuller


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