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Yves Trough Demands

Taking over control of New Brunswick's official bilingualism

Yves Trough Demands thanks to Emery Pettigrove

“For entertainment, I have found that most people whose mother tongue is French simply don’t get my alter-ego Yves Trough’s English sense of humour. I created Yves Trough many years ago and since he doesn’t exist, no one can call him at 2:00AM to complain about what he does. Yves regularly posts his ‘creations’ on the local newsgroups where he has been driving them nuts for over 18 to 25 years as I waged my own mini-war against New Brunswick’s official bilingualism. Depending on how annoyed I, oops, I mean how annoyed Yves is by local news stories on a given day... I’ve, ooops, I mean Yves has been known to manipulate a photo and post it locally and since his ‘stuff’ IS an actual photo, it MUST be the truth in their gullible little pea-brains. Yves posted this attachment this morning and the locals went ballistic. Poor Yves was informed by about 75 French people that... he is NOT allowed to change portable city signs from his smart phone while driving around town.” - Emery Pettigrove

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One shoe change can change your life. - Cinderella

Words are the small change of thought. - Jules Renard

The English never draw a line without blurring it. - Winston Churchill

Our heads are round so that thoughts can change direction. - Francis Picabia

If you want to truly understand something, try to change it. - Kurt Lewin

We need a president who's fluent in at least one language. - Buck Henry

Work and struggle, and never accept an evil that you can change. - Andre Gide

If you want to change the world, find someone to help you paddle. - William H. McRaven

The truth does not change according to our ability to stomach it. - Flannery O'Connor

All hockey players are bilingual. They know English and profanity. - Gordie Howe

Change is not made without inconvenience, even from worse to better. - Unknown

We have always found the Irish a bit odd. They refuse to be English. - Winston Churchill

Win as if you were used to it. Lose as if you enjoyed it for a change. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

No matter what anybody tells you, words and ideas can change the world. - Robin Williams

Characters do not change. Opinions alter, but characters are only developed. - Benjamin Disraeli

It is said to be the manner of hypochondriacs to change often their physician. - William Cullen

The curious paradox is that when I accept myself just as I am, then I can change. - Carl Rogers

Three problems we have: lack of boundaries, insufficient language, incompletions. - Thomas Leonard

People who are crazy enough to think they can change the world, are the ones who do. - Apple Inc.

Great literature is simply language charged with meaning to the utmost possible degree. - Ezra Pound

The funniest line in English is "Get it?" When you say that, everyone chortles. - Garrison Keillor

It's a strange world of language in which skating on thin ice can get you into hot water. - Franklin P. Jones

People want change but not too much change. Finding that balance is tricky for every politician. - Eleanor Clift

German is the most extravagantly ugly language - it sounds like someone using a sick bag on a 747. - Willy Rushton

The English country gentleman galloping after a fox - the unspeakable in full pursuit of the uneatable. - Oscar Wilde

Change can come in either of two important ways: Start behaving positively or stop behaving negatively. - Dr. Phil

Change your belief that struggle and striving are necessary for success and watch how smoothly everything can go. - Unknown

Travel is more than the seeing of sights; it is a change that goes on, deep and permanent, in the ideas of living. - Miriam Beard

If you find yourself saying, "But I can't speak English...", try adding the word "... yet". - Jane Revell

No change can come if those who are impacted the most by discrimination are not willing to stand up for themselves. - Zainab Salbi

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I went to a fancy French restaurant called "Deja Vu." The headwaiter said, "Don't I know you?" - Steven Wright

If the English language made any sense, 'lackadaisical' would have something to do with a shortage of flowers. - Doug Larson

I handed in a script last year and the studio didn't change one word. The word they didn't change was on page 87. - Steve Martin

Both tears and sweat are salty, but they render a different result. Tears will get you sympathy; sweat will get you change. - Jesse Jackson

You will never change your life until you change something you do daily. The secret of your success is found in your daily routine. - John C Maxwell

I glanced out the window at the signs of spring. The sky was almost blue, the trees were almost budding, the sun was almost bright. - Millard Kaufman

It's not that some people have willpower and some don't... It's that some people are ready to change and others are not. - James Gordon

You never change things by fighting the existing reality. To change something, build a new model that makes the existing model obsolete. - R Buckminster Fuller

I remain convinced that obstinate addiction to ordinary language in our private thoughts is one of the main obstacles to progress in philosophy. - Bertrand Russell


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