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Yves Trough Demands

Taking over control of New Brunswick's official bilingualism

Yves Trough Demands thanks to Emery Pettigrove

“For entertainment, I have found that most people whose mother tongue is French simply don’t get my alter-ego Yves Trough’s English sense of humour. I created Yves Trough many years ago and since he doesn’t exist, no one can call him at 2:00AM to complain about what he does. Yves regularly posts his ‘creations’ on the local newsgroups where he has been driving them nuts for over 18 to 25 years as I waged my own mini-war against New Brunswick’s official bilingualism. Depending on how annoyed I, oops, I mean how annoyed Yves is by local news stories on a given day... I’ve, ooops, I mean Yves has been known to manipulate a photo and post it locally and since his ‘stuff’ IS an actual photo, it MUST be the truth in their gullible little pea-brains. Yves posted this attachment this morning and the locals went ballistic. Poor Yves was informed by about 75 French people that... he is NOT allowed to change portable city signs from his smart phone while driving around town.” - Emery Pettigrove

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We are the change. - Ronald Reagan

A riot is the language of the unheard. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

Grief does not change you... It reveals you. - John Green

Tea to the English is really a picnic indoors. - Alice Walker

One must be a wise reader to quote wisely and well. - Amos Bronson Alcott

The English contribution to world cuisine. The chip. - John Cleese

Those who cannot change their minds cannot change anything. - George Bernard Shaw

There is no language like the Irish for soothing and quieting. - John Millington Synge

A person doesn't have to change who he is to become better. - Sidney Poitier

If you become a star, you don't change, everyone else does. - Kirk Douglas

Just one positive thought in the morning can change your whole day. - Unknown

Change is not made without inconvenience, even from worse to better. - Unknown

England and America are two countries separated by a common language. - George Bernard Shaw

If you want to change the world, don't back down from the sharks! - William H. McRaven

Win as if you were used to it. Lose as if you enjoyed it for a change. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

When you change the way you look at things, the things you look at change. - Wayne Dyer

Whosoever desires constant success must change his conduct with the times. - Niccolo Machiavelli

The curious paradox is that when I accept myself just as I am, then I can change. - Carl Rogers

To God I speak Spanish, to women Italian, to men French, and to my horse - German. - Emperor Charles V

They always say time changes things, but you actually have to change them yourself. - Andy Warhol

People who are crazy enough to think they can change the world, are the ones who do. - Apple Inc.

Great literature is simply language charged with meaning to the utmost possible degree. - Ezra Pound

The main dangers in this life are the people who want to change everything... or nothing. - Lady Astor

If you don't like something, change it. If you can't change it, change your attitude. - Maya Angelou

The English country gentleman galloping after a fox - the unspeakable in full pursuit of the uneatable. - Oscar Wilde

I had a meal last night. I ordered everything in French - surprised everybody, it was a Chinese restaurant. - Tommy Cooper

Make no mistake. Canada is not a bilingual country. In fact it is less bilingual today than it has ever been. - Stephen Harper

I alone of English writers have consciously set myself to make music out of what I may call the sound of sense. - Robert Frost

When obstacles arise, you change your direction to reach your goal. You do not change your decision to get there. - Zig Ziglar

No change can come if those who are impacted the most by discrimination are not willing to stand up for themselves. - Zainab Salbi

Already, companies that speak in the language of the pitch, the dog-and-pony show, are no longer speaking to anyone. - Unknown

If you want to make a permanent change, stop focusing on the size of your problems and start focusing on the size of you. - T. Harv Eker

I'm not saying I'm gonna change the world, but I guarantee that I will spark the brain that will change the world. - Tupac Shakur

In any world menu, Canada must be considered the vichyssoise of nations - it's cold, half-French, and difficult to stir. - Stuart Keate

Englishmen learn Christ's law best in English. Moses heard God's law in his own tongue; so did Christ's apostles. - John Wycliffe

The nine most terrifying words in the English language are,
"I'm from the government and I'm here to help." - Ronald Reagan

I can remember a reporter asking me for a quote, and I didn't know what a quote was. I thought it was some kind of a soft drink. - Joe DiMaggio

The talk you hear about adapting to change is not only stupid, it's dangerous. The only way you can manage change is to create it. - Peter F Drucker

NASA's robot Curiosity landed on Mars. Early pictures show no signs of ESPN or beer. This makes it very clear that men are not from Mars. - Unknown

Change will not come if we wait for some other person or some other time. We are the ones we've been waiting for. We are the change that we seek. - Barack Obama


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