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Zombie Proof Fortress

When it comes to zombie protection, you must prioritize your threats

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So many horrid Ghosts. - William Shakespeare

Politics makes strange red-fellows. - Will Rogers

I'm man enough to know when to scream. - Obert Skye

Sometimes a scream is better than a thesis. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Mind sees ghost when frightened and hopeless. - Toba Beta

Acting is like a Halloween mask that you put on. - River Phoenix

Now I know what a ghost is. Unfinished business. - Salman Rushdie

Halloween is an opportunity to be really creative. - Judy Gold

It's easier to dismiss ghosts in the daylight. - Patricia Briggs

Courage is a strange thing: One can never be sure of it. - Raymond Chandler

What a strange illusion to suppose that beauty is goodness. - Leo Tolstoy

Everyone makes fun of the Redneck until the Zombie Apocalypse. - Unknown

To be haunted is to glimpse a truth that might best be hidden. - James Herbert

A house with old furniture has no need of ghosts to be haunted. - Hope Mirrlees

What a strange world this would be if we all had the same sense of humor. - Bernard Williams

Chocolate makes otherwise normal people melt into strange states of ecstasy. - John West

We're all just ghosts on a wire seeking the prick of an electric thought. - Robert Fanney

When black cats prowl and pumpkins gleam,
May luck be yours on Halloween. - Unknown

It is much easier to imagine ghastly new biological weapons than to create them. - Andrew Pollack

I actually have a stash of wigs for Halloween. But only for that. Not to play dress-up. - Alexa Vega

Humility is a strange thing. The minute you think you've got it, you've lost it. - Unknown

Truth may be stranger than fiction, goes the old saw, but it is never as strange as lies. - John Hodgman

To awaken quite alone in a strange town is one of the pleasantest sensations in the world. - Freya Stark

Message boards are like going to a Halloween masquerade party. Everybody has a screen name. - John Mackey

It's a strange world of language in which skating on thin ice can get you into hot water. - Franklin P. Jones

Nostalgia in reverse, the longing for yet another strange land, grew especially strong in spring. - Vladimir Nabokov

I never really address myself to any image anybody has of me. That's like fighting with ghosts. - Sally Field

The zombies were like Canadians, in that they looked enough like real people at first, to fool you. - Kelly Link

Ghosts have a way of misleading you; they can make your thoughts as heavy as branches after a storm. - Rebecca Maizel

There is nothing so strange and so unbelievable that it has not been said by one philosopher or another. - Rene Descartes

I will never forget my actions. They will haunt me for the rest of my life. None of it will happen again. - Garth Drabinsky

When witches go riding and black cats are seen,
The moon laughs and whispers, 'tis near Halloween. - Unknown

As a kid, you looked forward to Charlie Brown during Halloween and you looked forward to Monday Night Football. - Nick Ferguson

Marriage is like a beleaguered fortress: those who are outside want to get in, and those inside want to get out. - French Proverb

Too much sun after a Syracuse winter does strange things to your head, makes you feel strong, even if you aren't. - Laurie H. Anderson

One need not be a chamber to be haunted;
One need not be a house;
The brain has corridors surpassing
Material place. - Emily Dickinson

There is a strange moment in time, after something horrible happens, when you know it's true, but you haven't told anyone yet. - Barbara Kingsolver

Halloween is one of my favorite days of the year. I have a strict rule: I don't work on Halloween and I won't travel on Halloween. - Simon Sinek

Mathematics is not a careful march down a well-cleared highway, but a journey into a strange wilderness where the explorers often get lost. - W.S. Anglin

All my life, I have been a celebrant of Halloween. For me, it is the most important day of the year, the turning point in the old pagan calendar. - John Burnside


Woman-Riding Man

Thin Polar Bear

Hand Tool

Rainbow Beer

They Found Your Balls

Giraffe Pet

Hard Working Cop

Cattle Herding in Africa

Dutch Cowboy

How Bachelors Kill Moths

Tonsil Ring

Portrait Gallery

Piano Dog

The Art Of Politics

Martini Shirt

American Mustache

Wedding Room Dress

Redneck TP

Big Bird Feeder

City Work Crew's Slow Day

Cow Trampoline

Suspicious Blood Donor

Friends In High Places

Hair Cut Toupee