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Zombie Proof Fortress

When it comes to zombie protection, you must prioritize your threats

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Art is a house that tries to be haunted. - Emily Dickinson

I'm man enough to know when to scream. - Obert Skye

When wine goes in strange things come out. - Friedrich Schiller

Mind sees ghost when frightened and hopeless. - Toba Beta

Acting is like a Halloween mask that you put on. - River Phoenix

Halloween pumpkins aglow.
Come see the show. - Unknown

Courage is a strange thing: One can never be sure of it. - Raymond Chandler

The muses are ghosts, and sometimes they come uninvited. - Stephen King

Halloween starts earlier and earlier, just like Christmas. - Robert Englund

Graveyards were the one place Belladonna never saw ghosts. - Helen Stringer

I don't believe in ghosts but they blindly believe in me. - Amit Abraham

Everyone makes fun of the Redneck until the Zombie Apocalypse. - Unknown

On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me. - Rodney Dangerfield

Studio 54 made Halloween in Hollywood look like a PTA meeting. - Lorna Luft

Nothing on Earth so beautiful as the final haul on Halloween night. - Steve Almond

A grandmother pretends she doesn't know who you are on Halloween. - Erma Bombeck

The story of a mother's life: trapped between a scream and a hug. - Cathy Guisewite

I'm not a real Halloween kind of guy, because Halloween is every day. - Al Jourgensen

The idea of dying and coming back is what makes the Halloween films work. - Donald Pleasence

Like the herd animals we are, we sniff warily at the strange one among us. - Loren Eiseley

The human heart is a strange vessel. Love and hatred can exist side by side. - Scott Westerfeld

I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. - Zach Galifianakis

In one aspect, yes, I believe in ghosts, but we create them. We haunt ourselves. - Laurie H. Anderson

The hardest part about a Zombie Apocalypse will be pretending I'm not excited. - Unknown

The people you love become ghosts inside of you, and like this you keep them alive. - Rob Montgomery

Humility is a strange thing. The minute you think you've got it, you've lost it. - Unknown

Monsters are real, and ghosts are real, too. They live inside us, and sometimes they win. - Stephen King

To awaken quite alone in a strange town is one of the pleasantest sensations in the world. - Freya Stark

Message boards are like going to a Halloween masquerade party. Everybody has a screen name. - John Mackey

Nostalgia in reverse, the longing for yet another strange land, grew especially strong in spring. - Vladimir Nabokov

Being in a band you can wear whatever you want - it's like an excuse for Halloween every day. - Gwen Stefani

The zombies were like Canadians, in that they looked enough like real people at first, to fool you. - Kelly Link

Ghosts have a way of misleading you; they can make your thoughts as heavy as branches after a storm. - Rebecca Maizel

If human beings had genuine courage, they'd wear their costumes every day of the year, not just on Halloween. - Douglas Coupland

I wouldn't describe myself as lacking in confidence, but I would say that the ghosts you chase you never catch. - John Malkovich

Too much sun after a Syracuse winter does strange things to your head, makes you feel strong, even if you aren't. - Laurie H. Anderson

A mighty fortress is our God,
A bulwark never failing;
Our helper He,
amid the flood of mortal ills prevailing. - Martin Luther

There is a strange moment in time, after something horrible happens, when you know it's true, but you haven't told anyone yet. - Barbara Kingsolver

Halloween is one of my favorite days of the year. I have a strict rule: I don't work on Halloween and I won't travel on Halloween. - Simon Sinek

The light of a new day always chases the shadows of the night away, and shows us that the shape of our fears is only the ghost of our own minds. - Terry Goodkind


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