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Politics makes strange red-fellows. - Will Rogers

Art is a house that tries to be haunted. - Emily Dickinson

My only career goal is to be a Halloween icon. - Nuno Roque

Acting is like a Halloween mask that you put on. - River Phoenix

Halloween pumpkins aglow.
Come see the show. - Unknown

Halloween is an opportunity to be really creative. - Judy Gold

Halloween starts earlier and earlier, just like Christmas. - Robert Englund

What a strange illusion to suppose that beauty is goodness. - Leo Tolstoy

Germany is a fortress, but it is a fortress without a roof. - Franklin D Roosevelt

Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows - marriage does. - Groucho Marx

I don't believe in ghosts but they blindly believe in me. - Amit Abraham

To be haunted is to glimpse a truth that might best be hidden. - James Herbert

Don't say the old lady screamed. Bring her on and let her scream. - Mark Twain

Fortify yourself with contentment, for this is an impregnable fortress. - Epictetus

What a strange world this would be if we all had the same sense of humor. - Bernard Williams

The idea of dying and coming back is what makes the Halloween films work. - Donald Pleasence

Like the herd animals we are, we sniff warily at the strange one among us. - Loren Eiseley

It's very strange when the life you never had flashes before your eyes. - Terri Minsky

The human heart is a strange vessel. Love and hatred can exist side by side. - Scott Westerfeld

Chocolate makes otherwise normal people melt into strange states of ecstasy. - John West

I love Halloween: the cold air, the spooky dangers lurking around the corner. - Evan Peters

When black cats prowl and pumpkins gleam,
May luck be yours on Halloween. - Unknown

In one aspect, yes, I believe in ghosts, but we create them. We haunt ourselves. - Laurie H. Anderson

It is much easier to imagine ghastly new biological weapons than to create them. - Andrew Pollack

Message boards are like going to a Halloween masquerade party. Everybody has a screen name. - John Mackey

It's a strange world of language in which skating on thin ice can get you into hot water. - Franklin P. Jones

I never really address myself to any image anybody has of me. That's like fighting with ghosts. - Sally Field

It was really strange to see all these apes standing around eating popcorn, smoking, wearing sunglasses. - Estella Warren

Seems like Americans just want it to be Halloween all year. The holiday just keeps getting more popular. - Amity Shlaes

Wrestlers are a little more dedicated than, and are different from, the other people, which may be strange. - Dan Gable

When witches go riding and black cats are seen,
The moon laughs and whispers, 'tis near Halloween. - Unknown

We used to go around tipping outhouses over, or turning over corn shocks on Halloween. Anything to be mean. - Loretta Lynn

The farther we've gotten from the magic and mystery of our past, the more we've come to need Halloween. - Paula Guran

The house smelled musty and damp, and a little sweet, as if it were haunted by the ghosts of long-dead cookies. - Neil Gaiman

There's nothing like a gleam of humor to reassure you that a fellow human being is ticking inside a strange face. - Eva Hoffman

Despite all our toil and progress, the art of medicine still falls somewhere between trout casting and spook writing. - Ben Hecht

There comes a stage at which a man would rather die cleanly by a bullet than by the unknown terror of the phantom in the forest. - Tahir Shah

One need not be a chamber to be haunted;
One need not be a house;
The brain has corridors surpassing
Material place. - Emily Dickinson

There is a strange moment in time, after something horrible happens, when you know it's true, but you haven't told anyone yet. - Barbara Kingsolver

Mathematics is not a careful march down a well-cleared highway, but a journey into a strange wilderness where the explorers often get lost. - W.S. Anglin


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