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Art School Graduate

Graduating magna cum laude in pick-up sticks

Art School Graduate thanks to Wayne Nowazek

I dropped a box of spaghetti on the ground and accidentally graduated from Art School

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Life is brief, art is long. - Hippocrates

One does not marry art. One ravishes it. - Edgar Degas

Vision is the art of seeing things invisible. - Jonathan Swift

We have art to save ourselves from the truth. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

An artist cannot fail; it is a success to be one. - Charles Horton Cooley

The art of being wise is knowing what to overlook. - William James

In life as in dance: Grace glides on blistered feet. - Alice Abrams

Making sushi is an art, and experience is everything. - Nobu Matsuhisa

Art is making something out of nothing and selling it. - Frank Zappa

Timing has a lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance. - Unknown

Fine art and pizza delivery: what we do falls neatly in between. - David Letterman

The purpose of art is washing the dust of daily life off our souls. - Pablo Picasso

A painting is never finished — it simply stops in interesting places. - Paul Gardner

Art is the most intense mode of individualism that the world has known. - Oscar Wilde

Sergio Leone was a big influence on me because of the spaghetti westerns. - Quentin Tarantino

Out of suffering comes creativity. You cannot spell painting without pain. - John Lithgow

It is through art, and through art only, that we can realize our perfection. - Oscar Wilde

You use a glass mirror to see your face; you use works of art to see your soul. - George Bernard Shaw

We dance in a circle and suppose, while the secret sits in the middle and knows. - Robert Frost

Jealousy is the art of counting someone else's blessings instead of your own. - Unknown

Propaganda is the art of persuading others of what you don't believe yourself. - Abba Eban

I love contemporary art, although I wouldn't want a pickled shark in my house. - Bruno Tonioli

Art is so wonderfully irrational, exuberantly pointless, but necessary all the same. - Gunter Grass

A long marriage is two people trying to dance a duet and two solos at the same time. - Anne Taylor Fleming

The sole art that suits me is that which, rising from unrest, tends toward serenity. - Andre Gide

The most potent and sacred command which can be laid upon any artist is the command: wait. - Iris Murdoch

In my house on the ceilings I have paintings of the rooms above, so I never have to go upstairs. - Steven Wright

It's amazing what you can do with an E in A-Level art, a twisted imagination and a chainsaw. - Damien Hirst

You can't dance at two weddings at the same time; nor can you sit on two horses with one behind. - Yiddish Proverb

I do know what my first meal in the next world would be: Spaghetti Aglio e Olio, heavy on everything. - Rachael Ray

My favorite thing is Spaghetti with white clam sauce anywhere on the Amalfi Coast or the Tuscan Coast. - Todd English

It is our art that has an opportunity to leave a footprint in the sand. They don't wrap fish in our work. - Hugh N Jacobsen

When they said to you at graduation, "Follow your dream," did anybody say you have to wake up first? - Bill Cosby

What's the earth with all its art, verse, music, worth -
Compared with love, found, gained, and kept? - Robert Browning

Marriage always demands the greatest understanding of the art of insincerity possible between two human beings. - Vicki Baum

Outcomes rarely turn on grand gestures or the art of the deal, but on whether you've sent someone a thank-you note. - Bernie Brillstein

I felt I'd earned the Good Housekeeping Seal when I designed an oval-shaped spaghetti pot, because spaghetti is long. - Rachael Ray

Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy. - Groucho Marx

An artist is a man of action, whether he creates a personality, invents an expedient, or finds the issue of a complicated situation. - Joseph Conrad

Music embodies feeling without forcing it to contend and combine with thought, as it is forced in most arts and especially in the art of words. - Franz Liszt


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