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Art School Graduate

Graduating magna cum laude in pick-up sticks

Art School Graduate thanks to Wayne Nowazek

I dropped a box of spaghetti on the ground and accidentally graduated from Art School

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The modern work of art is a symbol. - Herbert Read

Art is the signature of civilizations. - Beverly Sills

The artist in me cries out for design. - Robert Frost

Dance can give the inarticulate a voice. - Pamela Brown

Education is the art of making man ethical. - Georg Hegel

All great art comes from a sense of outrage. - Glenn Close

Life imitates Art far more than Art imitates Life. - Oscar Wilde

Morality, like art, means drawing a line someplace. - Oscar Wilde

You can dance anywhere, even if only in your heart. - Unknown

In life as in dance: Grace glides on blistered feet. - Alice Abrams

The art of a people is a true mirror to their minds. - Jawaharlal Nehru

To the artist there is never anything ugly in nature. - August Rodin

The art of teaching is the art of assisting discovery. - Mark Van Doren

Music is the art which is most nigh to tears and memory. - Oscar Wilde

Art is the demonstration that the ordinary is extraordinary. - Amedee Ozenfant

A nation of spaghetti eaters cannot restore Roman civilization. - Benito Mussolini

The moment you think you understand a great work of art, it's dead for you. - Oscar Wilde

Dance till the stars come down from the rafters! Dance, Dance, Dance till you drop! - W H Auden

Art is so wonderfully irrational, exuberantly pointless, but necessary all the same. - Gunter Grass

The sole art that suits me is that which, rising from unrest, tends toward serenity. - Andre Gide

Gossip is the art of saying nothing in a way that leaves practically nothing unsaid. - Walter Winchell

The purpose of art is to lay bare the questions which have been hidden by the answers. - James Baldwin

Life is short, art long, opportunity fleeting, experience treacherous, judgment difficult. - Hypocrites

Shopping: The fine art of acquiring things you don't need with money you don't have. - Unknown

What we have to do, what at any rate it is our duty to do, is to revive the old art of Lying. - Oscar Wilde

I like spaghetti bolognese, I like baked beans on toast. I hate French food. I hate fancy food. - Simon Cowell

Psychiatry is the art of teaching people how to stand on their own two feet while reclining on couches. - Sigmund Freud

Ethics is in origin the art of recommending to others the sacrifices required for cooperation with oneself. - Bertrand Russell

Just as the bird sings or the butterfly soars, because it is his natural characteristic, so the artist works. - Alma Gluck

The crime problem in New York is getting really serious. The other day the Statue of Liberty had both hands up. - Jay Leno

That terrible mood of depression of whether it's any good or not is what is known as The Artist's Reward. - Ernest Hemingway

To know how to grow old is the master work of wisdom, and one of the most difficult chapters in the great art of living. - Frederic Amiel

The biggest thing separating people from their artistic ambitions is not a lack of talent. It's the lack of a deadline. - Chris Baty

If art is to nourish the roots of our culture, society must set the artist free to follow his vision wherever it takes him. - John F Kennedy

Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy. - Groucho Marx

I think sleeping was my problem in school. If school had started at four in the afternoon, I'd be a college graduate today. - George Foreman

The birch-bark canoe of the savage seems to me one of the most beautiful and perfect things of the kind constructed by human art. - William C. Bryant

Art owes its origin to nature. This beautiful creation supplied the first model, while the original teacher was that divine intelligence. - Giorgio Vasari

The only happy artist is a dead artist, because only then you can't change. After I die, I'll probably come back as a paintbrush. - Sylvester Stallone

Humility is becoming a lost art, but it's not difficult to practice. It means that you realize that others have been involved in your success. - Harvey Mackay


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