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Graduating magna cum laude in pick-up sticks

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I dropped a box of spaghetti on the ground and accidentally graduated from Art School

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Dust thou art, to dust returnest. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Art is anything you can get away with. - Marshall McLuhan

Dance is the hidden language of the soul. - Martha Graham

What garlic is to salad, insanity is to art. - Augustus Saint-Gaudens

To watch us dance is to hear our hearts speak. - Indian Proverb

Truth is simple, requiring neither study nor art. - Ammian

An artist cannot fail; it is a success to be one. - Charles Horton Cooley

Art is the demonstration that the ordinary is extraordinary. - Amedee Ozenfant

The supreme art of war is to subdue the enemy without fighting. - Sun Tzu

I don't own a camera, so I travel with a police sketch artist. - George Carlin

The purpose of art is washing the dust of daily life off our souls. - Pablo Picasso

In an artist's life, death is perhaps not the most difficult thing. - Vincent van Gogh

Anyone who says you can't see a thought simply doesn't know art. - Wynetka Ann Reynolds

All art is autobiographical. The pearl is the oyster's autobiography. - Frederico Fellini

An artist is somebody who produces things that people don't need to have. - Andy Warhol

To array a man's will against his sickness is the supreme art of medicine. - Henry Ward Beecher

Thinking about spaghetti that boils eternally but is never done is a sad thing. - Haruki Murakami

Humour is a rubber sword - it allows you to make a point without drawing blood. - Mary Hirsch

The art of living lies less in eliminating our troubles than in growing with them. - Bernard M Baruch

I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting for the bathroom. - Bob Hope

A half finished shawl left on the coffee table isn't a mess; it's an object of art. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee

Copy nature and you infringe on the work of our Lord. Interpret nature and you are an artist. - Jacques Lipchitz

Drawing is the honesty of the art. There is no possibility of cheating. It is either good or bad. - Salvador Dali

I love eating sushi and eating raw and clean - no pasta and bread. Low carbs is what works for me. - Christine Teigen

A blind man can make art if what is in his mind can be passed to another mind in some tangible form. - Sol LeWitt

Psychiatry is the art of teaching people how to stand on their own two feet while reclining on couches. - Sigmund Freud

What's the earth with all its art, verse, music, worth -
Compared with love, found, gained, and kept? - Robert Browning

The crime problem in New York is getting really serious. The other day the Statue of Liberty had both hands up. - Jay Leno

Work like you don't need the money, dance like no one is watching, and love like you've never been hurt. - Mark Twain

Art is made to disturb. Science reassures. There is only one valuable thin in art: the thing you cannot explain. - Georges Braque

We've never been cool, we're hot. Irish people are Italians who can't dress, Jamaicans who can't dance. - Bono

To know how to grow old is the master work of wisdom, and one of the most difficult chapters in the great art of living. - Frederic Amiel

I felt I'd earned the Good Housekeeping Seal when I designed an oval-shaped spaghetti pot, because spaghetti is long. - Rachael Ray

The biggest thing separating people from their artistic ambitions is not a lack of talent. It's the lack of a deadline. - Chris Baty

When it began, cubism was a sort of analysis, which was no more painting than the description of physical phenomena was physics. - Juan Gris

Logic: the art of thinking and reasoning in strict accordance with the limitations and incapacities of the human misunderstanding. - Ambrose Bierce

In general, the art of government consists of taking as much money as possible from one party of the citizens to give to the other. - Voltaire

An intellectual is a man who says a simple thing in a difficult way; an artist is a man who says a difficult thing in a simple way. - Charles Bukowski

Music embodies feeling without forcing it to contend and combine with thought, as it is forced in most arts and especially in the art of words. - Franz Liszt

If it's flipping hamburgers at McDonald's, be the best hamburger flipper in the world. Whatever it is you do you have to master your craft. - Snoop Dogg


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