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Art School Graduate

Graduating magna cum laude in pick-up sticks

Art School Graduate thanks to Wayne Nowazek

I dropped a box of spaghetti on the ground and accidentally graduated from Art School

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Life is brief, art is long. - Hippocrates

Every artist was first an amateur. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Art is the signature of civilizations. - Beverly Sills

The human body is the best work of art. - Jess C. Scott

An art thief is a man who takes pictures. - George Carlin

Maintenance is as much art as it is science. - Unknown

Vision is the art of seeing things invisible. - Jonathan Swift

Logic is neither science nor an art, but a dodge. - Benjamin Jowett

Morality, like art, means drawing a line someplace. - Oscar Wilde

Politics is the art of controlling your environment. - Hunter S. Thompson

Making sushi is an art, and experience is everything. - Nobu Matsuhisa

The job of the artist is always to deepen the mystery. - Francis Bacon

Art is making something out of nothing and selling it. - Frank Zappa

The art of government is the organization of idolatry. - George Bernard Shaw

I would believe only in a God that knows how to dance. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday. - Don Marquis

Music is the art which is most nigh to tears and memory. - Oscar Wilde

If you ate pasta and antipasto, would you still be hungry? - George Carlin

I don't own a camera, so I travel with a police sketch artist. - George Carlin

A really well made buttonhole is the only link between art and nature. - Oscar Wilde

If thou art a master, be sometimes blind; if a servant, sometimes deaf. - Thomas Fuller

The art of conversation is the art of hearing as well as of being heard. - William Hazlitt

The moment you think you understand a great work of art, it's dead for you. - Oscar Wilde

Thinking about spaghetti that boils eternally but is never done is a sad thing. - Haruki Murakami

Propaganda is the art of persuading others of what you don't believe yourself. - Abba Eban

The art of living lies less in eliminating our troubles than in growing with them. - Bernard M Baruch

The most potent and sacred command which can be laid upon any artist is the command: wait. - Iris Murdoch

Life is short, art long, opportunity fleeting, experience treacherous, judgment difficult. - Hypocrites

Shopping: The fine art of acquiring things you don't need with money you don't have. - Unknown

Copy nature and you infringe on the work of our Lord. Interpret nature and you are an artist. - Jacques Lipchitz

The art of art, the glory of expression, and the sunshine of the light of letters, is simplicity. - Walt Whitman

As a child, I was subjected to a lot of spaghetti Westerns and hated them. I wanted the Indians to win. - Kara Walker

When they said to you at graduation, "Follow your dream," did anybody say you have to wake up first? - Bill Cosby

If art is to nourish the roots of our culture, society must set the artist free to follow his vision wherever it takes him. - John F Kennedy

Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy. - Groucho Marx

I like to eat pizza and spaghetti pomodoro, and I'm crazy for dessert. I like all of them: cassata, cheesecake, biscuits. - Stefano Gabbana

Self-consciousness is the enemy of all art, be it acting, writing, painting, or living itself, which is the greatest art of all. - Ray Bradbury

When it began, cubism was a sort of analysis, which was no more painting than the description of physical phenomena was physics. - Juan Gris

In general, the art of government consists of taking as much money as possible from one party of the citizens to give to the other. - Voltaire

Deals are my art form. Other people paint beautifully on canvas or write wonderful poetry. I like making deals, preferably big deals. - Donald Trump


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