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Beer speaks. People mumble. - Tony McGee

Payday came and with it beer. - Rudyard Kipling

Happiness is a habit - cultivate it. - Elbert Hubbard

Make good habits and they will make you. - Parks Cousins

I got nasty habits; I take tea at three. - Mick Jagger

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. - Unknown

You can never buy beer, you just rent it. - Archie Bunker

Beer. Now there's a temporary solution. - Homer Simpson

Beer, it's the best damn drink in the world. - Jack Nicholson

Winning is a habit, but unfortunately so is losing. - Vince Lombardi

Motivation gets you going and habit gets you there. - Zig Ziglar

Good habits formed at youth make all the difference. - Aristotle

Habits are like supervisors that you don't notice. - Hannes Messemer

Lawlessness is a self-perpetuating, ever-expanding habit. - Dorothy Thompson

Ah, beer, my one weakness. My Achilles heel, if you will. - Homer Simpson

Character is, for the most part, simply habit become fixed. - C.H. Parkhurst

Rigid, the skeleton of habit alone upholds the human frame. - Virginia Woolf

I'm only a beer teetotaller, not a champagne teetotaller. - George Bernard Shaw

I never drank anything stronger than beer before I was twelve. - WC Fields

Ah, good ol' trustworthy beer. My love for you will never die. - Homer Simpson

Give me a woman who truly loves beer and I will conquer the world. - Kaiser Willhelm II

In heaven there is no beer...
That's why we drink ours here. - Unknown

Love is an act of endless forgiveness, a tender look which becomes a habit. - Peter Ustinov

Being miserable is a habit; being happy is a habit; and the choice is yours. - Tom Hopkins

Bad habits are like a good bed; easy to get into but difficult to get out of. - Unknown

Growing old is no more than a bad habit which a busy man has not time to form. - Andre Maurois

Chains of habit are too light to be felt until they are too heavy to be broken. - Warren Buffet

Bad habits are like a comfortable bed, easy to get into, but hard to get out of. - Unknown

Statistics show that of those who contract the habit of eating, very few survive. - Wallace Irwin

It's just like magic. When you live by yourself, all your annoying habits are gone! - Merrill Markoe

A habit cannot be tossed out the window. It must be coaxed down the stairs a step at a time. - Mark Twain

It is worth a thousand pounds a year to have the habit of looking on the bright side of things. - Samuel Johnson

The person who reads too much and uses his brain too little will fall into lazy habits of thinking. - Albert Einstein

But can one still make resolutions when one is over forty? I live according to twenty-year-old habits. - Andre Gide

A man who gives his children habits of industry provides for them better than by giving them a fortune. - Richard Whately

You can't reach old age by another man's road. My habits protect my life but they would assassinate you. - Mark Twain

Why does a woman work ten years to change a man's habits and then complain that he's not the man she married? - Barbara Streisand

All human actions have one or more of these seven causes: chance, nature, compulsions, habit, reason, passion and desire. - Aristotle

Not all chemicals are bad. Without hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer. - Dave Barry

If you sang "99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall" and counted all the numbers mentioned throughout the entire song, it would add up to 14,850. - the Joe-kster


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