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Beer speaks. People mumble. - Tony McGee

I work until beer o'clock. - Stephen King

Habits are the nursery of errors. - Victor Hugo

Happiness is a habit - cultivate it. - Elbert Hubbard

Once you learn to quit, it becomes a habit. - Vince Lombardi

To understand a new idea, break an old habit. - Jean Toomer

Beer, it's the best damn drink in the world. - Jack Nicholson

Winning is a habit, but unfortunately so is losing. - Vince Lombardi

Motivation gets you going and habit gets you there. - Zig Ziglar

Habits form character, and character forms destiny. - James Allen

Good habits formed at youth make all the difference. - Aristotle

Ah, beer, my one weakness. My Achilles heel, if you will. - Homer Simpson

Rigid, the skeleton of habit alone upholds the human frame. - Virginia Woolf

I never drank anything stronger than beer before I was twelve. - WC Fields

Give me a woman who truly loves beer and I will conquer the world. - Kaiser Willhelm II

Curious things, habits. People themselves never knew they had them. - Agatha Christie

In heaven there is no beer...
That's why we drink ours here. - Unknown

Many people look forward to the new year for a new start on old habits. - Unknown

Bad habits are like a good bed; easy to get into but difficult to get out of. - Unknown

Excellence is not a singular act but a habit. You are what you do repeatedly. - Shaquille O'Neal

In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. - Ben Franklin

Chains of habit are too light to be felt until they are too heavy to be broken. - Warren Buffet

Bad habits are like a comfortable bed, easy to get into, but hard to get out of. - Unknown

We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, therefore, is not an act, but a habit. - Aristotle

Statistics show that of those who contract the habit of eating, very few survive. - Wallace Irwin

You call this a party? The beer is warm, the women cold and I'm hot under the collar. - Groucho Marx

A habit cannot be tossed out the window. It must be coaxed down the stairs a step at a time. - Mark Twain

An Irishman after trying American beer for the first time: "Put it back in the horse!" - Unknown

The person who reads too much and uses his brain too little will fall into lazy habits of thinking. - Albert Einstein

But can one still make resolutions when one is over forty? I live according to twenty-year-old habits. - Andre Gide

A man who gives his children habits of industry provides for them better than by giving them a fortune. - Richard Whately

Enthusiasm is the electricity of life. How do you get it? You act enthusiastic until you make it a habit. - Gordon Parks

You can't reach old age by another man's road. My habits protect my life but they would assassinate you. - Mark Twain

Creativity can solve almost any problem. The creative act, the defeat of habit by originality, overcomes everything. - George Lois

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. - George Carlin

Not all chemicals are bad. Without hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer. - Dave Barry

Do something everyday that you don't want to do. This is the golden rule for acquiring the habit of doing your duty without pain. - Mark Twain

If you create an act, you create a habit. If you create a habit, you create a character. If you create a character, you create a destiny. - Andre Maurois

NASA's robot Curiosity landed on Mars. Early pictures show no signs of ESPN or beer. This makes it very clear that men are not from Mars. - Unknown

If you sang "99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall" and counted all the numbers mentioned throughout the entire song, it would add up to 14,850. - the Joe-kster


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