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Beer speaks. People mumble. - Tony McGee

Payday came and with it beer. - Rudyard Kipling

Habits are the nursery of errors. - Victor Hugo

Religions change; beer and wine remain. - Hervey Allen

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. - Unknown

You can never buy beer, you just rent it. - Archie Bunker

Once you learn to quit, it becomes a habit. - Vince Lombardi

Beer, it's the best damn drink in the world. - Jack Nicholson

Habits form character, and character forms destiny. - James Allen

Good habits formed at youth make all the difference. - Aristotle

Habits are like supervisors that you don't notice. - Hannes Messemer

Lawlessness is a self-perpetuating, ever-expanding habit. - Dorothy Thompson

Rigid, the skeleton of habit alone upholds the human frame. - Virginia Woolf

When a habit begins to cost money, it's called a hobby. - Jewish Proverb

What two ideas are more inseparable than Beer and Britannia? - Sydney Smith

Give me a woman who truly loves beer and I will conquer the world. - Kaiser Willhelm II

Curious things, habits. People themselves never knew they had them. - Agatha Christie

Motivation is what gets you started. Habit is what keeps you going. - Jim Rohn

Love is an act of endless forgiveness, a tender look which becomes a habit. - Peter Ustinov

Bad habits are like a good bed; easy to get into but difficult to get out of. - Unknown

Excellence is not a singular act but a habit. You are what you do repeatedly. - Shaquille O'Neal

In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. - Ben Franklin

Chains of habit are too light to be felt until they are too heavy to be broken. - Warren Buffet

Bad habits are like a comfortable bed, easy to get into, but hard to get out of. - Unknown

We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, therefore, is not an act, but a habit. - Aristotle

Growing old is no more than a bad habit that a busy person has not time to form. - Andre Maurois

Statistics show that of those who contract the habit of eating, very few survive. - Wallace Irwin

It's just like magic. When you live by yourself, all your annoying habits are gone! - Merrill Markoe

You call this a party? The beer is warm, the women cold and I'm hot under the collar. - Groucho Marx

A habit cannot be tossed out the window. It must be coaxed down the stairs a step at a time. - Mark Twain

The habit of being uniformly considerate toward others will bring increased happiness to you. - Greenville Kleiser

It is worth a thousand pounds a year to have the habit of looking on the bright side of things. - Samuel Johnson

The person who reads too much and uses his brain too little will fall into lazy habits of thinking. - Albert Einstein

But can one still make resolutions when one is over forty? I live according to twenty-year-old habits. - Andre Gide

A man who gives his children habits of industry provides for them better than by giving them a fortune. - Richard Whately

Enthusiasm is the electricity of life. How do you get it? You act enthusiastic until you make it a habit. - Gordon Parks

Why does a woman work ten years to change a man's habits and then complain that he's not the man she married? - Barbara Streisand

Feeling sorry for yourself, and your present condition, is not only a waste of energy but the worst habit you could possibly have. - Dale Carnegie

Not all chemicals are bad. Without hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer. - Dave Barry

Do something everyday that you don't want to do. This is the golden rule for acquiring the habit of doing your duty without pain. - Mark Twain


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