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Beer speaks. People mumble. - Tony McGee

Payday came and with it beer. - Rudyard Kipling

I work until beer o'clock. - Stephen King

Habits are the nursery of errors. - Victor Hugo

Happiness is a habit - cultivate it. - Elbert Hubbard

Once you learn to quit, it becomes a habit. - Vince Lombardi

Beer. Now there's a temporary solution. - Homer Simpson

Beer, it's the best damn drink in the world. - Jack Nicholson

Winning is a habit, but unfortunately so is losing. - Vince Lombardi

Motivation gets you going and habit gets you there. - Zig Ziglar

Habits form character, and character forms destiny. - James Allen

Good habits formed at youth make all the difference. - Aristotle

Ah, beer, my one weakness. My Achilles heel, if you will. - Homer Simpson

Character is, for the most part, simply habit become fixed. - C.H. Parkhurst

Rigid, the skeleton of habit alone upholds the human frame. - Virginia Woolf

I'm only a beer teetotaller, not a champagne teetotaller. - George Bernard Shaw

I never drank anything stronger than beer before I was twelve. - WC Fields

Give me a woman who truly loves beer and I will conquer the world. - Kaiser Willhelm II

Motivation is what gets you started. Habit is what keeps you going. - Jim Rohn

In heaven there is no beer...
That's why we drink ours here. - Unknown

Bad habits are like a good bed; easy to get into but difficult to get out of. - Unknown

Growing old is no more than a bad habit which a busy man has not time to form. - Andre Maurois

Chains of habit are too light to be felt until they are too heavy to be broken. - Warren Buffet

Bad habits are like a comfortable bed, easy to get into, but hard to get out of. - Unknown

Growing old is no more than a bad habit that a busy person has not time to form. - Andre Maurois

It's just like magic. When you live by yourself, all your annoying habits are gone! - Merrill Markoe

You call this a party? The beer is warm, the women cold and I'm hot under the collar. - Groucho Marx

A habit cannot be tossed out the window. It must be coaxed down the stairs a step at a time. - Mark Twain

The habit of being uniformly considerate toward others will bring increased happiness to you. - Greenville Kleiser

It is worth a thousand pounds a year to have the habit of looking on the bright side of things. - Samuel Johnson

An Irishman after trying American beer for the first time: "Put it back in the horse!" - Unknown

The person who reads too much and uses his brain too little will fall into lazy habits of thinking. - Albert Einstein

A man who gives his children habits of industry provides for them better than by giving them a fortune. - Richard Whately

Creativity can solve almost any problem. The creative act, the defeat of habit by originality, overcomes everything. - George Lois

Why does a woman work ten years to change a man's habits and then complain that he's not the man she married? - Barbara Streisand

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. - George Carlin

Feeling sorry for yourself, and your present condition, is not only a waste of energy but the worst habit you could possibly have. - Dale Carnegie

Do something everyday that you don't want to do. This is the golden rule for acquiring the habit of doing your duty without pain. - Mark Twain

If you create an act, you create a habit. If you create a habit, you create a character. If you create a character, you create a destiny. - Andre Maurois

NASA's robot Curiosity landed on Mars. Early pictures show no signs of ESPN or beer. This makes it very clear that men are not from Mars. - Unknown


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