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Beer speaks. People mumble. - Tony McGee

Payday came and with it beer. - Rudyard Kipling

I work until beer o'clock. - Stephen King

Happiness is a habit - cultivate it. - Elbert Hubbard

I got nasty habits; I take tea at three. - Mick Jagger

You can never buy beer, you just rent it. - Archie Bunker

Beer. Now there's a temporary solution. - Homer Simpson

Winning is a habit, but unfortunately so is losing. - Vince Lombardi

Motivation gets you going and habit gets you there. - Zig Ziglar

Good habits formed at youth make all the difference. - Aristotle

Habits are like supervisors that you don't notice. - Hannes Messemer

Nothing so needs reforming as other people's habits. - Mark Twain

Lawlessness is a self-perpetuating, ever-expanding habit. - Dorothy Thompson

Ah, beer, my one weakness. My Achilles heel, if you will. - Homer Simpson

Character is, for the most part, simply habit become fixed. - C.H. Parkhurst

Rigid, the skeleton of habit alone upholds the human frame. - Virginia Woolf

What two ideas are more inseparable than Beer and Britannia? - Sydney Smith

Give me a woman who truly loves beer and I will conquer the world. - Kaiser Willhelm II

Curious things, habits. People themselves never knew they had them. - Agatha Christie

Motivation is what gets you started. Habit is what keeps you going. - Jim Rohn

In heaven there is no beer...
That's why we drink ours here. - Unknown

Many people look forward to the new year for a new start on old habits. - Unknown

Being miserable is a habit; being happy is a habit; and the choice is yours. - Tom Hopkins

Excellence is not a singular act but a habit. You are what you do repeatedly. - Shaquille O'Neal

In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. - Ben Franklin

Growing old is no more than a bad habit which a busy man has not time to form. - Andre Maurois

Bad habits are like a comfortable bed, easy to get into, but hard to get out of. - Unknown

Statistics show that of those who contract the habit of eating, very few survive. - Wallace Irwin

It's just like magic. When you live by yourself, all your annoying habits are gone! - Merrill Markoe

You call this a party? The beer is warm, the women cold and I'm hot under the collar. - Groucho Marx

A habit cannot be tossed out the window. It must be coaxed down the stairs a step at a time. - Mark Twain

The habit of being uniformly considerate toward others will bring increased happiness to you. - Greenville Kleiser

It is worth a thousand pounds a year to have the habit of looking on the bright side of things. - Samuel Johnson

The person who reads too much and uses his brain too little will fall into lazy habits of thinking. - Albert Einstein

But can one still make resolutions when one is over forty? I live according to twenty-year-old habits. - Andre Gide

A man who gives his children habits of industry provides for them better than by giving them a fortune. - Richard Whately

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. - George Carlin

Feeling sorry for yourself, and your present condition, is not only a waste of energy but the worst habit you could possibly have. - Dale Carnegie

NASA's robot Curiosity landed on Mars. Early pictures show no signs of ESPN or beer. This makes it very clear that men are not from Mars. - Unknown

If you sang "99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall" and counted all the numbers mentioned throughout the entire song, it would add up to 14,850. - the Joe-kster


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