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Civilized humanical relationships - Archie Bunker

Fame is the perfume of heroic deeds. - Socrates

A root is a flower that disdains fame. - Kahlil Gibran

Death ends a life, not a relationship. - Jack Lemmon

Fame is a fickle food upon a shifting plate. - Emily Dickinson

Assumptions are the termites of relationships. - Henry Winkler

Social media are tools. Real time is a mindset. - David M. Scott

Treasure your relationships, not your possessions. - Anthony J. D'Angelo

There is nothing worse than a sharp image of a fuzzy concept. - Ansel Adams

Self-interest makes some people blind, and others sharp-sighted. - Francois de La Rochefoucauld

Falling in love and having a relationship are two different things. - Keanu Reeves

Real magic in relationships means an absence of judgment of others. - Wayne Dyer

Tea should be as bitter as wormwood and as sharp as a two-edged sword. - Lemony Snicket

Fame was like a drug. But what was even more like a drug were the drugs. - Homer Simpson

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. - Sharon Stone

Fame is only good for one thing - they will cash your check in a small town. - Truman Capote

Want to improve your relationships? See love as a verb rather than as a feeling. - Stephen R. Covey

A bitter jest, when it comes too near the truth, leaves a sharp sting behind it. - Tacitus

Fame is a vapor; popularity an accident; the only earthly certainty is oblivion. - Mark Twain

John Wooden was a hall of fame character long before he was a hall of fame coach. - John C Maxwell

Peppering your relationship with a dash of mystery can make it far more palatable. - Khang K. Nguyen

Marketers need to build digital relationships and reputation before closing a sale. - Chris Brogan

You can't possibly hear the last movement of Beethoven's Seventh and go slow. - Oscar Levant

My twitter has become so powerful that I can actually make my enemies tell the truth. - Donald Trump

No matter how much fame and fortune you achieve, don't get wrapped up in yourself. - Dal Richards

Love and respect are the most important aspects of parenting, and of all relationships. - Jodie Foster

Why do I have to follow CNN on Twitter? If I want to follow CNN, I can follow them on CNN. - Jon Stewart

As a man in a relationship, you have a simple choice: You can be right or you can be happy. - Ralphie May

I am on your Walk of Fame in Toronto. My sense of humour is Canadian. But I can't vote. - Donald Sutherland

The easiest kind of relationship for me is with ten thousand people. The hardest is with one. - Joan Baez

Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha

Talent is God-given. Be humble. Fame is man-given. Be thankful. Conceit is self-given. Be careful. - Harvey Mackay

The way you can understand all of the social media is as the creation of a new kind of public space. - Danah Boyd

I have a great relationship with the blacks. I've always had a great relationship with the blacks. - Donald Trump

Relationships are about give and take; not tit-for-tat. If you're keeping score, you'll lose at your own game. - Faydra D. Fields

Until Facebook came along, there was hardly anywhere on the public Internet where you had to operate with your real name. - David Kirkpatrick

The greatest mistake we humans make in our relationships: we listen half, understand quarter, think zero, and react double. - Unknown

It's really hard to maintain a one-on-one relationship if the other person is not going to allow me to be with other people. - Axl Rose

It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker

Social media is about friending someone so they'll invite you to a party or get you a job. If that's the work, Snapchat is the playground. - Evan Spiegel


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