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Boat Launch

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Boat Launch thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Up the creek in a boat with a hole. - Archie Bunker

You're gonna need a bigger boat. - Jaws

The only risk of failure is promotion. - Scott Adams

Safety doesn't happen by accident. - Unknown

Name the greatest of all inventors. Accident. - Mark Twain

Don't risk more than you can afford to lose. - Joe Segal

Safety is a cheap and effective insurance policy. - Unknown

If you don't risk anything, you risk even more. - Erica Jong

Stardom isn't a profession, it's an accident. - Lauren Bacall

If you take the risk, you are deserving of the reward. - Joe Segal

So many catastrophes in love are only accidents of egotism. - Hector Bianciotti

Prophesy is a good line of business, but it is full of risks. - Mark Twain

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

Shells sink,
Dreams float,
Life's good
On our boat. - Jimmy Buffet

Often it does seem a pity that Noah and his party did not miss the boat. - Mark Twain

If you have a boat and a happy marriage, you don't need another thing. - Ed McMahon

In America, anybody can be president. That's one of the risks you take. - Adlai Stevenson

We may have all come on different ships, but we're in the same boat now. - Martin Luther King Jr.

Life is like stepping onto a boat which is about to sail out to sea and sink. - Shunryi Suzuki-roshi

Only those who will risk going too far can possibly find out how far one can go. - T S Eliot

I think we risk becoming the best-informed society that has ever died of ignorance. - Ruben Blades

During the first period of a man's life the greatest danger is not to take the risk. - Soren Kierkegaard

When you get on the boat that's saving you, don't pull up the ladder behind you. - Adrienne Clarkson

To be born free is an accident; to live free a responsibility; to die free is an obligation. - Mrs. Hubbard Davis

We are imprisoned in the realm of life, like a sailor on his tiny boat, on an infinite ocean. - Anna Freud

Freedom, privileges, options, must constantly be exercised, even at the risk of inconvenience. - Jack Vance

Basically my wife was immature. I'd be in my bath, and she'd come in and sink my boats. - Woody Allen

Those who have one foot in the canoe and one foot in the boat are going to fall into the river. - Tuscarora Proverb

The ideal man bears the accidents of life with dignity and grace, making the best of circumstances. - Aristotle

To say my fate is not tied to your fate is like saying, "Your end of the boat is sinking." - Hugh Downs

There is no impossibility to him who stands prepared to conquer every hazard. The fearful are the failing. - Sarah J. Hale

Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety. - Benjamin Franklin

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. - George Carlin

It's a sad day when you find out that it's not accident or fortune but just yourself that kept things from you. - Lillian Hellman

People shop and learn in a whole new way compared to just a few years ago, so marketers need to adapt or risk extinction. - Brian Halligan

If this humor be the safety of our race, then it is due largely to the infusion into the American people of the Irish brain. - William Howard Taft

Risk and failure is a part of our equation, and if you are seeing too little failure, you are actually probably not taking enough risks. - Peter Barris

When my generation was your age, we took crazy risks. The wildest thing was - prepare to be shocked - we deliberately ingested carbohydrates! - Dave Barry

The men who have done big things are those who were not afraid to attempt big things, who were not afraid to risk failure in order to gain success. - B.C. Forbes

Success is no accident. It is hard work, perseverance, learning, studying, sacrifice and most of all, love of what you are doing or learning to do. - Pele


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