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Catch Up With Jesus

Lettuce praise and relish him

Catch Up With Jesus thanks to Ken Ward

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A good example is the best sermon. - Unknown

God made man because he loves stories. - Elie Wiesel

Call on God, but row away from the rocks. - Indian Proverb

Faith which does not doubt is dead faith. - Miguel de Unamuno

Will no one rid me of this turbulent priest? - Henry II

When God sneezed, I didn't know what to say. - Henny Youngman

Jesus was a hiker. The wilderness was His retreat. - Toni Sorenson

Humankind's ladder to God is a ladder of deeds. - Sholem Asch

History is a vision of God's creation on the move. - Arnold J. Toynbee

If God can work through me, he can work through anyone. - Saint Francis of Assisi

God, it seems, is a verb, not a noun, proper or improper. - R Buckminster Fuller

Praise is the only gift for which people are really grateful. - Marguerite

The important things are children, honesty, integrity and faith. - Andy Williams

Corruption is nature's way of restoring our faith in democracy. - Sir Peter Ustinov

Sandwich every bit of criticism between two heavy layers of praise. - Mary Kay Ash

Most people would rather be ruined by praise than saved by criticism. - Unknown

I think that God, in creating man, somewhat overestimated his ability. - Oscar Wilde

So I will say it with relish. Give me a hamburger but hold the lawsuit. - S.I. Hayakawa

The one thing we owe absolutely to God is never to be afraid of anything. - Charles de Foucauld

Kind hearts are more than coronets
An simple faith than Norman blood. - Alfred Lord Tennyson

Whatever happens, abide steadfast in a determination to cling simply to God. - Francis de Sales

Never, never, never join a movement that persecutes people because of their faith. - Adrian Rodgers

No man can be called friendless when he has God and the companionship of good books. - Elizabeth Barrett Browning

The more you praise and celebrate your life, the more there is in life to celebrate. - Oprah Winfrey

I'm a Catholic deer hunter. I am happy to be clinging to my guns and my religion. - Paul Ryan

Only priests and fools are fearless and I've never been on the best of terms with God. - Patrick Rothfuss

A word of encouragement during failure is worth more than a dictionary of praise following success. - Unknown

Family, religion, friendship... these are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business. - Mr. Burns

An angel is a spiritual creature created by God without a body for the service of Christendom and the church. - Leo Rosten

It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle, than for a rich man to enter into the kingdom of God. - Mark 10:25

In 1953 there were two ways for an Irish Catholic boy to impress his parents: become a priest or attend Notre Dame. - Phil Donahue

Drop the last year into the silent limbo of the past. Let it go, for it was imperfect, and thank God that it can go. - Brooks Atkinson

It ain't those parts of the Bible that I can't understand that bother me, it is the parts that I do understand. - Mark Twain

Some movie stars wear their sunglasses even in Church. They're afraid God might recognize them and ask for autographs. - Fred Allen

Englishmen learn Christ's law best in English. Moses heard God's law in his own tongue; so did Christ's apostles. - John Wycliffe

A mighty fortress is our God,
A bulwark never failing;
Our helper He,
amid the flood of mortal ills prevailing. - Martin Luther

If you think that praise is due, now's the time to show it, 'cause a man can't read his tombstone when he's dead. - Unknown

God so loved the world that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believed in him should not perish, but have everlasting life. - John 3:16

When you die, God and the angels will hold you accountable for all the pleasures you were allowed in this life that you denied yourself. - Unknown

And God said, 'Let there be light' and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected. - Spike Milligan


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