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Catch Up With Jesus

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Catch Up With Jesus thanks to Ken Ward

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What has God wrought? - Samuel Morse

God is not a dead equation. - Muhammad Iqbal

Conscience is God present in man. - Victor Hugo

He was a wise man who invented God. - Plato

Religion is the opiate of the masses. - Karl Marx

Trust in God - but tie your camel tight. - Persian Proverb

God is closest to those with broken hearts. - Jewish Proverb

In doing what we ought we deserve no praise. - St. Augustine

Think big thoughts but relish small pleasures. - H. Jackson Brown Jr.

People ask for criticism, but they only want praise. - W Somerset Maugham

The things which are impossible with men are possible with God. - Luke 18:27

I am inclined to believe that this is the land God gave to Cain. - Jacques Cartier

God does not require we be successful, only that we be faithful. - Mother Teresa

God grants us an uncommon life to the degree we surrender our common one. - Max Lucado

Only faith in Christ gives rise to a culture contrary to egotism and death. - Pope John Paul II

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. - Rita Rudner

The grass withers, the flower fades
But the word of our God stands forever. - Isaiah 40:8

To God I speak Spanish, to women Italian, to men French, and to my horse - German. - Emperor Charles V

I won't give up, no matter what happens. I thank God for my unconquerable soul. - William Henley

No man can be called friendless when he has God and the companionship of good books. - Elizabeth Barrett Browning

So far as I can remember, there is not one word in the Gospels in praise of intelligence. - Bertrand Russell

The goal was scored a little bit by the hand of God, another bit by the head of Maradona. - Diego Maradona

I don't see anywhere in the Bible where it says you shouldn't get breast implants. - Carrie Prejean

Don't tell God that you have a big problem, tell your problem that you have a big God :) - Unknown

Before you speak, it is necessary for you to listen, for God speaks in the silence of the heart. - Mother Teresa

Love, like a chicken salad or restaurant hash, must be taken with blind faith or it loses its flavor. - Helen Rowland

The Bible, if ya read it you'd know. It's right in the beginning there, in the Book of Generous. - Archie Bunker

The Christian's Bible is a drug store. Its contents remain the same, but the medical practice changes. - Mark Twain

The Muslim world is threatened by religious fanaticism. The Western world is threatened by secular fanaticism. - Dennis Prager

In 1953 there were two ways for an Irish Catholic boy to impress his parents: become a priest or attend Notre Dame. - Phil Donahue

I think people need to be educated to the fact that marijuana is not a drug. Marijuana is a flower. God put it here. - Willie Nelson

The reason birds can fly and we can't is simply because they have perfect faith, for to have faith is to have wings. - J.M. Barrie

You must mind and not lower the Church in people's eyes by seeming to be frightened about it for such a little thing. - George Eliot

The great Gaels of Ireland are the men that God made mad.
For all their wars are merry, and all their songs are sad. - G K Chesterton

If there be a God, I think that what he would like me to do is paint as much of the map of Africa British red as possible. - Cecil Rhodes

I went to a Catholic boys' school for a year, but that was to play hockey. Religion class was quite contentious for me. - Keanu Reeves

I find that the nicest and best people generally profess no religion at all, but are ready to like the best men of all religions. - Samuel Butler

To have a curable illness and to leave it untreated except for prayer is like sticking your hand in a fire and asking God to remove the flame. - Sandra L. Douglas

God, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to know the difference. - Reinhold Niebuhr

And God said, 'Let there be light' and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected. - Spike Milligan


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