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Catch Up With Jesus

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Catch Up With Jesus thanks to Ken Ward

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God is in the details. - Ludwig Mies van der Rohe

My true religion is Kindness. - Dalai Lama

Thank God kids never mean well. - Lily Tomlin

A good example is the best sermon. - Unknown

A human life is a story told by God. - Hans Christian Andersen

In doing what we ought we deserve no praise. - St. Augustine

Faith is believing what you know ain't so. - Mark Twain

People ask for criticism, but they only want praise. - W Somerset Maugham

If God can work through me, he can work through anyone. - Saint Francis of Assisi

The day before me is fraught with God knows what horrors. - John Kennedy Toole

If God wanted us to vote, he would have given us candidates. - Jay Leno

It is simpler and easier to flatter people than to praise them. - Jean Paul Richter

Blind faith in your leaders, or in anything, will get you killed. - Bruce Springsteen

Never pray to win, but to do your best - for God has no favorites. - Dorothy I. Welker

Corruption is nature's way of restoring our faith in democracy. - Sir Peter Ustinov

If you think you can win, you can win. Faith is necessary to victory. - William Hazlitt

Surrender to what is. Let go of what was. Have faith in what will be. - Sonia Ricotti

And God saw everything that he had made, and behold, it was very good. - Genesis 1:31

Be on your guard; stand firm in the faith; be men of courage; be strong. - Bible

Give me a couple of pages of the Bible, and I'll give you a picture. - Cecil B. DeMille

God grants us an uncommon life to the degree we surrender our common one. - Max Lucado

Every child comes with the message that God is not yet discouraged of man. - Rabindranath Tagore

Only faith in Christ gives rise to a culture contrary to egotism and death. - Pope John Paul II

Faith and knowledge lean largely upon each other in the practice of medicine. - Peter Mere Latham

God doesn't comfort us to make us comfortable, but to make us comforters. - Billy Graham

I read the book of Job last night. I don't think God comes out well in it. - Virginia Woolf

We make our friends. We make our enemies. But God makes our next-door neighbour. - G K Chesterton

God gave us the gift of lie; it is up to us to give ourselves the gift of living well. - Voltaire

When we talk to God, we're praying. When God talks to us, we're schizophrenic. - Jane Wagner

Young man, the secret of my success is that at an early age I discovered I was not God. - Oliver Wendell Holmes Jr.

I don't work out. If God wanted us to bend over, he'd put diamonds on the floor. - Joan Rivers

So far as I can remember, there is not one word in the Gospels in praise of intelligence. - Bertrand Russell

Only one thing is impossible for God: To find any sense in any copyright law on the planet. - Mark Twain

A word of encouragement during failure is worth more than a dictionary of praise following success. - Unknown

Love, like a chicken salad or restaurant hash, must be taken with blind faith or it loses its flavor. - Helen Rowland

When I make a vow to God, then I would suggest to you that's even stronger than a handshake in Texas. - Rick Perry

"I am who I am", said God to Moses regarding His name, because none was worth to be compared to His godhead. - Toba Beta

I don't like to write like God. It is only because you never do it, though, that the critics think you can't do it. - Ernest Hemingway

We study the glory of God, and the honour and liberty of parliament, for which we fight, without seeking our own interests. - Oliver Cromwell

To say that authority, whether secular or religious, supplies no ground for morality is not to deny the obvious fact that it supplies a sanction. - Joseph Addison


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