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In God we trust. - U.S. Currency Motto

What has God wrought? - Samuel Morse

God bless us every one! - Tiny Tim

My true religion is Kindness. - Dalai Lama

Thank God kids never mean well. - Lily Tomlin

He was a wise man who invented God. - Plato

There is no substitute for the Bible. - Henry Halley

God made man because he loves stories. - Elie Wiesel

I believe in God, only I spell it Nature. - Frank Lloyd Wright

In a democracy, dissent is an act of faith. - J. William Fulbright

The Pope, I hope, can only be scared by God. - Donald Trump

One filled with joy preaches without preaching. - Mother Teresa

Without a doubt, it is the land God gave to Cain. - Mordecai Richler

Chocolate: God's apology to women for periods. - Unknown

History is a vision of God's creation on the move. - Arnold J. Toynbee

Enthusiasm is a kind of faith that has been set afire. - George Matthew Adams

If God can work through me, he can work through anyone. - Saint Francis of Assisi

I am an expert in Higher Level Math: You + God = Enough - Zig Ziglar

He has all the characteristics of a god - except loyalty. - Sam Houston

If God wanted us to vote, he would have given us candidates. - Jay Leno

I will be the greatest jobs president that God ever created. - Donald Trump

God is good to the Irish, but no one else is; not even the Irish. - Unknown

Without faith, nothing is possible. With it, nothing is impossible. - Mary McLeod Bethune

I am as bad as the worst, but, thank God, I am as good as the best. - Walt Whitman

If you think you can win, you can win. Faith is necessary to victory. - William Hazlitt

Man - a creature made at the end of the week's work when God was tired. - Mark Twain

The Bible does not give us a road map for life, but it does give us a compass. - Gordon S. Jackson

I won't give up, no matter what happens. I thank God for my unconquerable soul. - William Henley

To be religious is to have a life that flows with the presence of the extraordinary. - Ann Belford Ulanov

Young man, the secret of my success is that at an early age I discovered I was not God. - Oliver Wendell Holmes Jr.

Thank God I've got eyebrows like bacon, because I've always got egg on my face. - Jarod Kintz

You must live with people to know their problems, and live with God in order to solve them. - P.T. Forsyth

Don't tell God that you have a big problem, tell your problem that you have a big God :) - Unknown

There is much in the world to make us afraid. There is much more in our faith to make us unafraid. - Frederick W. Cropp

You can't let praise or criticism get to you. It's a weakness to get caught up in either one. - John Wooden

If I were ever prosecuted for my religion, I truly hope there would be enough evidence to convict me. - John Wooden

Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong, even though they say it's okay in the Bible. - Homer Simpson

You must mind and not lower the Church in people's eyes by seeming to be frightened about it for such a little thing. - George Eliot

God, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to know the difference. - Reinhold Niebuhr

Religions, which condemn the pleasures of sense, drive men to seek the pleasures of power. Throughout history power has been the vice of the ascetic. - Bertrand Russell


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