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Catch Up With Jesus

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Man thinks and God laughs. - Yiddish Proverb

We walk by faith, not by sight. - 2 Corinthians 7

God gave burdens, also shoulders. - Yiddish Proverb

I did my best, and God did the rest. - Hattie McDaniel

If God be for us, who can be against us? - Romans 8:31

When God sneezed, I didn't know what to say. - Henny Youngman

Chocolate: God's apology to women for periods. - Unknown

God gives nothing to those who keep their arms crossed. - African Saying

A baby is God's opinion that the world should go on. - Carl Sandburg

Before God we are all equally wise - and equally foolish. - Albert Einstein

There lives more faith in honest doubt than in half the creeds. - Alfred Lord Tennyson

God always gives His best to those who leave the choice with him. - Jim Elliot

God is good to the Irish, but no one else is; not even the Irish. - Unknown

God gave us our memories so that we might have roses in December. - James M Barrie

Without faith, nothing is possible. With it, nothing is impossible. - Mary McLeod Bethune

Science without religion is lame, religion without science is blind. - Albert Einstein

You can do very little with faith, but you can do nothing without it. - Samuel Butler

Prayer is when you talk to God; meditation is when you listen to God. - Diana Robinson

The best place to seek God is in a garden. You can dig for him there. - George Bernard Shaw

Without faith, a man can do nothing; with it, all things are possible. - William Osler

Blessed be Thou, our God and Lord of Hosts, who has not created me a woman. - Jewish Prayer

Faith consists in believing when it is beyond the power of reason to believe. - Unknown

Cocaine is God’s way of telling you you’re making too much money. - Robin Williams

Faith is much better than belief. Belief is when someone else does the thinking. - R Buckminster Fuller

My favourite characters in the Bible are King David, Delilah and Charlton Heston. - Milton Berle

Every evening I turn worries over to God. He's going to be up all night anyway. - Mary C. Crowley

If you want to be successful, just meditate, man. God will tell you what people need. - Carlos Santana

Sometimes I get to places just when God's ready to have somebody click the shutter. - Ansel Adams

I don't work out. If God wanted us to bend over, he'd put diamonds on the floor. - Joan Rivers

Art is a collaboration between God and the artist, and the less the artist does the better. - Andre Gide

Don't tell God that you have a big problem, tell your problem that you have a big God :) - Unknown

Every time a child is born it brings with it the hope that God is not yet disappointed in man. - Rabindranath Tagore

Open your eyes that you might see that all things are possible through you (with God's help). - Robert A. Schuller

We are all motivated by a keen desire for praise, and the better a man is, the more he is inspired to glory. - Cicero

A small body of determined spirits fired by an unquenchable faith in their mission can alter the course of history. - Mahatma Gandhi

God put me on this earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now I am so far behind that I will never die. - Bill Watterson

You must mind and not lower the Church in people's eyes by seeming to be frightened about it for such a little thing. - George Eliot

When I am afraid, I will trust in you. In God, whose word I praise, in God I trust; I will not be afraid. What can mortal man do to me? - Bible

Religions, which condemn the pleasures of sense, drive men to seek the pleasures of power. Throughout history power has been the vice of the ascetic. - Bertrand Russell

If you think that nobility consists of having sixteen ancestors rather than merit, great Prince, then you may - and you may also praise or condemn me. - Franz Grillparzer


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