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Catch Up With Jesus

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Catch Up With Jesus thanks to Ken Ward

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My true religion is Kindness. - Dalai Lama

A good example is the best sermon. - Unknown

God is love, but get it in writing. - Gypsy Rose Lee

He was a wise man who invented God. - Plato

Tea is a religion of the art of life. - Okakura Kakuzo

I'm an atheist and I thank God for it. - George Bernard Shaw

My reason nourishes my faith and my faith my reason. - Norman Cousins

If God wanted us to fly, He would have given us tickets. - Mel Brooks

God, it seems, is a verb, not a noun, proper or improper. - R Buckminster Fuller

There lives more faith in honest doubt than in half the creeds. - Alfred Lord Tennyson

I am inclined to believe that this is the land God gave to Cain. - Jacques Cartier

The important things are children, honesty, integrity and faith. - Andy Williams

For the man who prays in his heart, the whole world is a church. - Sylvain of Athos

God always gives His best to those who leave the choice with him. - Jim Elliot

I am the vessel. The draft is God's. And God is the thirsty one. - Dag Hammarskjold

You can do very little with faith, but you can do nothing without it. - Samuel Butler

Faith must be enforced by reason... when faith becomes blind it dies. - Mahatma Gandhi

Surrender to what is. Let go of what was. Have faith in what will be. - Sonia Ricotti

Without faith, a man can do nothing; with it, all things are possible. - William Osler

The silence of a man who loves to praise is a censure sufficiently severe. - Charlotte Lennox

God will not look you over for medals, degrees or diplomas, but for scars. - Elbert Hubbard

Blessed be Thou, our God and Lord of Hosts, who has not created me a woman. - Jewish Prayer

I need God's grace and something baked with peanut butter and chocolate. - Gloria Furman

I may not be where I need to be but I thank God I'm not where I used to be! - Joyce Meyer

God made the world round so we would never be able to see too far down the road. - Unknown

I do benefits for all religions - I'd hate to blow the hereafter on a technicality. - Bob Hope

Young man, the secret of my success is that at an early age I discovered I was not God. - Oliver Wendell Holmes Jr.

So far as I can remember, there is not one word in the Gospels in praise of intelligence. - Bertrand Russell

The goal was scored a little bit by the hand of God, another bit by the head of Maradona. - Diego Maradona

Canada is founded upon principles that recognize the supremacy of God and the rule of law. - Stockwell Day

A word of encouragement during failure is worth more than a dictionary of praise following success. - Unknown

When I make a vow to God, then I would suggest to you that's even stronger than a handshake in Texas. - Rick Perry

The Christian's Bible is a drug store. Its contents remain the same, but the medical practice changes. - Mark Twain

We are all motivated by a keen desire for praise, and the better a man is, the more he is inspired to glory. - Cicero

How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter? - Woody Allen

Man is more interesting than men. God made him and not them in his image. Each one is more precious than all. - Andre Gide

I think people need to be educated to the fact that marijuana is not a drug. Marijuana is a flower. God put it here. - Willie Nelson

The great Gaels of Ireland are the men that God made mad.
For all their wars are merry, and all their songs are sad. - G K Chesterton

God writes a lot of comedy... the trouble is, he's stuck with so many bad actors who don't know how to play funny. - Garrison Keillor

If I'm losing balance in a pose, I stretch higher and God reaches down to steady me. It works every time, and not just in yoga. - T. Guillemets


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