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Health food makes me sick. - Calvin Trillin

Medicine is the best medicine. - Doctors Anonymous

Laughter is by definition healthy. - Doris Lessing

I eat swiss cheese from the inside out. - Steven Wright

Have a healthy disregard for the impossible. - Larry Page

Always laugh when you can. It is cheap medicine. - Lord Byron

When at a loss how to go on, in speaking, cough. - Greek Proverb

My doctor tells me I got a communications disease. - Archie Bunker

Health insurance should be a given for every citizen. - Jesse Ventura

Ireland is a fruitful mother of genius, but a barren nurse. - Unknown

If you ignore your health for long enough, it'll go away. - Unknown

Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint. - Mark Twain

Support bacteria - they're the only culture some people have. - Steven Wright

Sleep, riches, and health to be truly enjoyed must be interrupted. - Johann Paul Friedrich Richter

Early to bed and early to rise, makes a man healthy, wealthy, and wise. - Benjamin Franklin

The key to a healthy lawn is to take care of what happens below ground. - Mike Bechtle

Nobody likes insurance companies, especially health insurance companies. - P.J. O'Rourke

Acting is merely the art of keeping a large group of people from coughing. - Ralph Richardson

Fitness needs to be perceived as fun and games or we subconsciously avoid it. - Alan Thicke

To array a man's will against his sickness is the supreme art of medicine. - Henry Ward Beecher

This is a sharp medicine, but it is a physician for all diseases and miseries. - Sir Walter Raleigh

A hospital should also have a recovery room adjoining the cashier's office. - Francis O'Walsh

To live is like to love - all reason is against it, and all healthy instinct for it. - Samuel Butler

Our marriage vows: till death do us part, for better for worse, in secrets and in health. - Archie Bunker

The practice of medicine occurs even in primitive society, but law accompanies civilization. - Saying

If you're not paying for it through the health plan, you pay for it in the emergency room. - David Lehman

If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank. - Woody Allen

The key to a long and healthy marriage is that, honestly, there's nothing worth fighting about. - Jay Leno

Medicine, the only profession that labours incessantly to destroy the reason for its own existence. - James Bryce

When you’re a nurse you know that every day you will touch a life or a life will touch yours. - Unknown

I figure if I have my health, can pay the rent and I have my friends, I call it "content." - Lauren Bacall

What can be added to the happiness of man who is in health, out of debt, and has a clear conscience? - Adam Smith

I have noted that the healthy release of emotion is frequently very unhealthy for those closest to you. - Mr Spock

The road to medical knowledge is through the pathological museum and not through an apothecary's shop. - William Withey Gull

The doctor sees all the weakness of mankind, the lawyer all the wickedness, the theologian all the stupidity. - Arthur Schopenhauer

In the sick room, ten cents' worth of human understanding equals ten dollars' worth of medical science. - Martin H. Fischer

A healthy male adult bore consumes each year one and a half times his own weight in other people's patience. - John Updike

My illness is due to my doctor's insistence that I drink milk, a whitish fluid they force down helpless babies. - WC Fields

There is no medicine like hope, no incentive so great, and no tonic so powerful as expectation of something tomorrow. - O.S. Marden

A party of order or stability, and a party of progress or reform, are both necessary elements of a healthy state of political life. - John Stuart Mill


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