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Nobody ever died of laughter. - Max Beerbohm

The secret to humor is surprise. - Aristotle

Wit is the lowest form of humor. - Alexander Pope

Humor comes from self-confidence. - Rita Mae Brown

Humor is a painful thing told playfully. - Charles W Jarvis

Humor is mankind's greatest blessing. - Mark Twain

The only real laughter comes from despair. - Groucho Marx

Our humor turns our anger into a fine art. - Mary Kay Blakely

Laughter would be bereaved if snobbery died. - Peter Ustinov

I think God has a tremendous sense of humor. - Rainn Wilson

My puns are not trivial. They are quadrivial. - James Joyce

Humor is the instinct for taking pain playfully. - Max Eastman

Humor is one of the best ingredients of survival. - Aung San Suu Kyi

Plant smiles
Grow laughter
Harvest love - Unknown

Laughter is brightest in the place where the food is. - Ireland Proverb

Heifer cow is better than none, but this is no time for puns. - Groucho Marx

Humor is by far the most significant activity of the human brain. - Edward de Bono

The more I live, the more I think that humor is the saving sense. - Jacob Riis

All I know about humor is that I don't know anything about it. - Fred Allen

A pun is the lowest form of humor, unless you thought of it yourself. - Doug Larson

Good humor is one of the best articles of dress one can wear in society. - William Thackeray

What a strange world this would be if we all had the same sense of humor. - Bernard Williams

Humor does not diminish the pain - it makes the space around it get bigger. - Allen Klein

You are not angry with people when you laugh at them. Humor teaches tolerance. - W Somerset Maugham

Humour is a rubber sword - it allows you to make a point without drawing blood. - Mary Hirsch

Humor can alter any situation and help us cope at the very instant we are laughing. - Allen Klein

It is the ability to take a joke, not make one, that proves you have a sense of humor. - Max Eastman

Man alone suffers so excruciatingly in the world that he was compelled to invent laughter. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Like a welcome summer rain, humor may suddenly cleanse and cool the earth, the air and you. - Langston Hughes

If you could choose one characteristic that would get you through life, choose a sense of humor. - Jennifer Jones

Fang and I are always fighting. When we get up in the morning, we don't kiss; we touch gloves. - Phyllis Diller

Companies need to lighten up and take themselves less seriously. They need to get a sense of humor. - Unknown

A laugh is a surprise. And all humor is physical. I was always athletic, so that came naturally to me. - Chevy Chase

Mark my words, when a society has to resort to the lavatory for its humour, the writing is on the wall. - Alan Bennett

Kindness and a generous spirit go a long way. And a sense of humor. It's like medicine - very healing. - Max Irons

A person without a sense of humor is like a wagon without springs. It's jolted by every pebble on the road. - Henry Ward Beecher

Humour is the weapon of unarmed people: it helps people who are oppressed to smile at the situation that pains them. - Simon Wiesenthal

From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it. - Groucho Marx

Women, as they grow older, rely more and more on cosmetics. Men, as they grow older, rely more and more on a sense of humor. - George Jean Nathan

If this humor be the safety of our race, then it is due largely to the infusion into the American people of the Irish brain. - William Howard Taft

She raised us with humor, and she raised us to understand that not everything was going to be great, but how to laugh through it. - Liza Minnelli

Common sense and a sense of humor are the same thing, moving at different speeds. A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing. - Clive James

Imagination was given to man to compensate him for what he is not, and a sense of humor was provided to console him for what he is. - Horace Walpole

Suspense is very important. Even though this is humor and they're short stories, that theory of building suspense is still there. - Sergio Aragones

Keep your sense of humor. There's enough stress in the rest of your life to let bad shots ruin a game you're supposed to enjoy. - Amy Alcott

Humor is a serious thing. I like to think of it as one of our greatest earliest natural resources, which must be preserved at all cost. - James Thurber

A taste for irony has kept more hearts from breaking than a sense of humor, for it takes irony to appreciate the joke which is on oneself. - Jessamyn West

There's nothing more contagious than the laughter of young children; it doesn't even have to matter what they're laughing about. - Criss Jami

Then we got into a labyrinth, and, when we thought we were at the end, came out again at the beginning, having still to see as much as ever. - Plato

Laughter and tears are both responses to frustration and exhaustion... I myself prefer to laugh, since there is less cleaning up to do afterward. - Kurt Vonnegut


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