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Laughter is contagious. - Unknown

Humor is reason gone mad. - Groucho Marx

Living Happily Ever Laughter! - Joe-kster

Nobody ever died of laughter. - Max Beerbohm

Laughter is an instant vacation. - Milton Berle

Wit is the lowest form of humor. - Alexander Pope

Humor comes from self-confidence. - Rita Mae Brown

Laughter is by definition healthy. - Doris Lessing

Humor is a painful thing told playfully. - Charles W Jarvis

Humor is mankind's greatest blessing. - Mark Twain

A poor joke must invent its own laughter. - Latin Proverb

The only real laughter comes from despair. - Groucho Marx

Life in 2019: Living Happily Ever Laughter! - Joe-kster

I think God has a tremendous sense of humor. - Rainn Wilson

If the glove doesn't fit, you must acquit. - Johnnie Cochran

A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing. - Clive James

Laughter is a tranquilizer with no side effects. - Arnold H Glasow

Humor is one of the best ingredients of survival. - Aung San Suu Kyi

Humor is the affectionate communication of insight. - Leo Rosten

Every survival kit should include a sense of humor. - Unknown

Laughter is the closest distance between two people. - Victor Borge

Laughter is brightest in the place where the food is. - Ireland Proverb

This is a feminist bookstore. There is no humour section. - John Callahan

With his work, as with a glove, a man feels the universe. - Tomas Transtromer

Humor is by far the most significant activity of the human brain. - Edward de Bono

Leave some mystery to the world and they will remember you forever. - Amit Kalantri

The human race has one really effective weapon, and that is laughter. - Mark Twain

Good humor is one of the best articles of dress one can wear in society. - William Thackeray

Humor does not diminish the pain - it makes the space around it get bigger. - Allen Klein

The secret source of humor is not joy but sorrow; there is no humor in Heaven. - Mark Twain

Humor is everywhere in that there's irony in just about anything a human does. - Bill Nye

Of puns it has been said that they who most dislike them are least able to utter them. - Edgar Allan Poe

Man alone suffers so excruciatingly in the world that he was compelled to invent laughter. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

One should take good care not to grow too wise for so great a pleasure of life as laughter. - Joseph Addison

Laughter is not at all a bad beginning for a friendship, and it is far the best ending for one. - Oscar Wilde

You may not be able to change a situation, but with humor you can change your attitude about it. - Allen Klein

There is no defense against adverse fortune which is so effectual as an habitual sense of humor. - Thomas W. Higginson

You can't study comedy; it's within you. It's a personality. My humor is an attitude. - Don Rickles

Humour is our way of defending ourselves from life's absurdities by thinking absurdly about them. - Lewis Mumford

Humor is what happens when we're told the truth quicker and more directly than we're used to. - George Saunders

Congratulations, you have a sense of humor. And to those who didn't: Go stick your head in the mud. - Jesse Ventura

You can't deny laughter. When it comes, it plops down in your favorite chair and stays as long as it wants. - Stephen King

Men will confess to treason, murder, arson, false teeth, or a wig. How many of them will own up to a lack of humor? - Frank Colby

Humour is the weapon of unarmed people: it helps people who are oppressed to smile at the situation that pains them. - Simon Wiesenthal

I realize that humor isn't for everyone. It's only for people who want to have fun, enjoy life, and feel alive. - Anne W. Schaef

Your joy is your sorrow unmasked. And the selfsame well from which your laughter rises was oftentimes filled with your tears. - Kahlil Gibran

The man with the real sense of humor is the man who can put himself in the spectator's place and laugh at his own misfortune. - Bert Williams

Humor is a serious thing. I like to think of it as one of our greatest earliest natural resources, which must be preserved at all cost. - James Thurber

Then we got into a labyrinth, and, when we thought we were at the end, came out again at the beginning, having still to see as much as ever. - Plato

Laughter and tears are both responses to frustration and exhaustion... I myself prefer to laugh, since there is less cleaning up to do afterward. - Kurt Vonnegut


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