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Fear Of Light

I'm no longer afraid of the dark

Fear Of Light thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Many hands make light work. - Unknown

Weather forecast for tonight: dark. - George Carlin

Don't be afraid of the dark. Shine! - Vera Nazarian

Character is not what you are in the dark. - Unknown

Put the light out, and all women are alike. - German Proverb

Into the darkness they go, the wise and the lovely. - Edna St. Vincent Millay

Love: one game never postponed on account of darkness. - Unknown

Even pearls are dark before the whiteness of his teeth. - William R. Alger

I thought talk was cheap until I saw our telephone bill. - Henny Youngman

What's done in the dark will be paraded in the light. - Charles Wynn

Beauty is not in the face; beauty is a light in the heart. - Kahlil Gibran

The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room. - Unknown

Prejudice comes from being in the dark; sunlight disinfects it. - Muhammad Ali

If there is light in the soul, there will be beauty in the person. - Chinese Proverb

Faith is the bird that feels the light when the dawn is still dark. - Rabindranath Tagore

Love is an electric blanket with somebody else in control of the switch. - Cathy Carlyle

If I could light my own farts I could fly to the moon or at least Uranus. - Robin Williams

The light you see at the end of the tunnel is the front of an oncoming train. - David Lee Roth

And all we feared inside the night / shows true in morning's biased light. - Garth von Buchholz

If we are a country committed to free speech, then why do we have phone bills? - Steven Wright

We cannot hold a torch to light another's path without brightening our own. - Unknown

The doctors can cure all sorts of ills, except the shock of doctors' bills. - Unknown

Who is more foolish, the child afraid of the dark or the man afraid of the light? - Maurice Freehill

Don't tell me the moon is shining; show me the glint of light on broken glass. - Anton Chekhov

Whenever you see darkness, there is extraordinary opportunity for the light to burn brighter. - Bono

Once you start down the dark path, forever will it dominate your destiny, consume you it will. - George Lucas

Everyone has talent. What is rare is the courage to follow the talent to the dark place where it leads. - Erica Jong

The next woman who gets hold of me is gonna light up like a pinball machine and pay off in silver dollars. - Jack Nicholson

In faith there is enough light for those who want to believe and enough shadows to blind those who don't. - Blaise Pascal

Your assumptions are your windows on the world. Scrub them off every once in a while, or the light won't come in. - Alan Alda

Without music to decorate it, time is just a bunch of boring production deadlines or dates by which bills must be paid. - Frank Zappa

Know there will be dark days. There will be more dark days than good days, but the few good days are really, really good. - Steve Wynn

It is impossible to travel faster than the speed of light, and certainly not desirable, as one's hat keeps blowing off. - Woody Allen

Doing business without advertising is like winking at a girl in the dark. You know what you are doing, but nobody else does. - Stuart H Britt

Disability is a way of getting some extremity, some kind of very difficult situation, that throws an interesting light on people. - Mark Haddon

It is good for a man to invite his ghosts into his warm interior, out of the wild night, into the firelight, out of the howling dark. - A.S. Byatt

Distinguished ancestors shed a powerful light on their descendants, and forbid the concealment either of their merits or of their demerits. - Gaius S. Crispus

The difficulties you meet will resolve themselves as you advance. Proceed, and light will dawn and shine with increasing clearness on your path. - Jim Rohn

To be a star, you must shine your own light, follow your path, and don't worry about the darkness, for that is when the stars shine brightest. - Joe-kster

When I hear of an 'equity' in a case like this, I am reminded of a blind man in a dark room - looking for a black cat - which isn't there. - Charles Bowen

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