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Fear Of Light

I'm no longer afraid of the dark

Fear Of Light thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Electrical degenerators - Archie Bunker

Many hands make light work. - English Proverb

Ahh, hard to see, the Dark Side is. - Yoda

OK, so what's the speed of dark? - Steven Wright

A candle loses nothing by lighting another candle. - Unknown

Love: one game never postponed on account of darkness. - Unknown

America is so advanced that even the chairs are electric. - Doug Hamwell

What's done in the dark will be paraded in the light. - Charles Wynn

Beauty is not in the face; beauty is a light in the heart. - Kahlil Gibran

The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room. - Unknown

I can see myself before myself - a being through dark scenery. - Dejan Stojanovic

Prejudice comes from being in the dark; sunlight disinfects it. - Muhammad Ali

Faith is the bird that feels the light when the dawn is still dark. - Rabindranath Tagore

I have a feeling my Check Liver Light may come on this weekend. - Unknown

Love is an electric blanket with somebody else in control of the switch. - Cathy Carlyle

Truth is like heat or light; its vibrations are endless, and are endlessly felt. - Margaret Deland

Don't tell me the moon is shining; show me the glint of light on broken glass. - Anton Chekhov

The dark night was the first book of poetry, and the constellations were the poems. - Chet Raymo

I can't disguise myself with a wig and dark glasses - the wheelchair gives me away. - Stephen Hawking

My uncle's dying wish was to have me sitting in his lap; he was in the electric chair. - Rodney Dangerfield

A mathematician is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there. - Charles Darwin

Whenever you see darkness, there is extraordinary opportunity for the light to burn brighter. - Bono

Knowing your own darkness is the best method for dealing with the darknesses of other people. - Carl Jung

The plunge of civilization into this abyss of blood and darkness is too tragic for any words. - Henry James

I brought children into this dark world because it needed the light that only a child can bring. - Liz Armbruster

The art of art, the glory of expression, and the sunshine of the light of letters, is simplicity. - Walt Whitman

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend.
Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. - Groucho Marx

The visions are fragmented and a dark cloud spreads like spilt ink across the pages of possible futures. - Garth Nix

The baby bat
Screamed out in fright,
'Turn on the dark,
I'm afraid of the light.' - Shel Silverstein

In faith there is enough light for those who want to believe and enough shadows to blind those who don't. - Blaise Pascal

I think that most people would rather face the light of a real enemy than the darkness of their imagined fears. - Max Brooks

Your assumptions are your windows on the world. Scrub them off every once in a while, or the light won't come in. - Alan Alda

We can easily forgive a child who is afraid of the dark; the real tragedy of life is when men are afraid of the light. - Plato

I am terrified by this dark thing
That sleeps in me;
All day I feel its soft, feathery turnings, its malignity. - Sylvia Plath

It is impossible to travel faster than the speed of light, and certainly not desirable, as one's hat keeps blowing off. - Woody Allen

The perfect date for me would be staying at home, making a big picnic in bed, eating Wotsits and cookies while watching cable TV. - Kim Kardashian

Remembering that each of us will take our turns in darkness and in light, let us be light for one another when the darkness falls. - Unknown

It is obvious that we can no more explain a passion to a person who has never experienced it than we can explain light to the blind. - T S Eliot

When a train goes through a tunnel and it gets dark, you don't throw away the ticket and jump off. You sit still and trust the engineer. - Corrie Ten Boom

If I could store lightnings in jars, I'd sell them to sick fireflies to light their way. Only they have nothing to pay for it with but life. - Will Advise


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