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Fell Years Ago

Tree that never gave up

Fell Years Ago thanks to Barry McCartney

Genius is eternal patience. - Michelangelo

Dreams don't work unless you do. - John C Maxwell

I do desire we may be better strangers. - William Shakespeare

You want to invent new ideas, not new rules. - Dan Heath

Motivation is when your dreams put on work clothes. - Milton Berle

The two most powerful warriors are patience and time. - Leo Tolstoy

Inspiration fires you up; motivation keeps you burning. - Stuart Aken

Courage is a strange thing: One can never be sure of it. - Raymond Chandler

Courage is the price that life exacts for granting peace. - Amelia Earhart

Where there is no hope, it is incumbent on us to invent it. - Albert Camus

A man is not old until his regrets take the place of dreams. - Yiddish proverb

I'm not a dreamer... but I believe in miracles. I have to. - Terry Fox

Having a soft heart in a cruel world is courage, not weakness. - Unknown

You can't be a smart cookie if you have a crumbly attitude. - Unknown

To be happy in the home is the ultimate result of all ambition. - Samuel Johnson

No one was ever great without some portion of divine inspiration. - Cicero

Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy. - Steven Wright

Ambition is the germ from which all growth of nobleness proceeds. - Oscar Wilde

It takes great courage to faithfully follow what we know to be true. - Sara E. Anderson

Keep a green tree in your heart and perhaps a singing bird will come. - Chinese Proverb

Be on your guard; stand firm in the faith; be men of courage; be strong. - Bible

Your attitude towards anything in life is completely under your control. - Micah Lacerte

We need to take dreams more literally, and waking life more symbolically. - Robert Moss

Hold on to a ray of hope, and a promise of future... and follow your dreams. - Unknown

Enthusiasm is excitement with inspiration, motivation, and a pinch of creativity. - Bo Bennett

Perfection is not attainable, but if we chase perfection we can catch excellence. - Vince Lombardi

If my Valentine you won't be,
I'll hang myself on your Christmas tree. - Ernest Hemingway

Don't let someone who gave up on their dreams, talk you out of going after yours. - Zig Ziglar

It's faith in something and enthusiasm for something that makes life worth living. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

It is difficult to inspire others to accomplish what you haven't been willing to try. - Unknown

You will become as small as your controlling desire; as great as your dominant aspiration. - James Allen

The most beautiful thing in the world is, precisely, the conjunction of learning and inspiration. - Wanda Landowska

The difference between a gun and a tree is a difference of tempo. The tree explodes every spring. - Ezra Pound

It's better to fall from a tree and break your back than to fall in love and break your heart. - African Proverb

Why pay money to have your family tree traced; go into politics and your opponents will do it for you. - Unknown

Live with fulfillment, serve with passion so in this lifetime you will have the abillity to die with no regrets. - Randy Gonzales

A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort. - Herm Albright

If we don't redouble our efforts to increase incentives for invention, this country's going to lose its edge. - Dean Kamen

Focus on the core problem your business solves and put out lots of content and enthusiasm, and ideas about how to solve that problem. - Laura Fitton

Never design your character like a garden where anyone can walk. Design your character like the sky where everyone's desire is to reach. - Unknown

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