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Fork In The Road

Deciding moment when a major choice of road options is required

Fork In The Road thanks to Tim Smith

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The road to Easy Street goes through the sewer. - John Madden

The tongue is ever turning to the aching tooth. - Thomas Fuller

The best road to progress is freedom's road. - John F Kennedy

Without music, life is a journey through a desert. - Pat Conroy

A journey is best measured in friends, rather than miles. - Tim Cahill

Faithless is he that says farewell when the road darkens. - JRR Tolkien

We must embrace pain and burn it as fuel for our journey. - Kenji Miyazawa

The road to the City of Emeralds is paved with yellow brick. - L. Frank Baum

What is the use of running when we are not on the right road? - German Proverb

I think crime pays. The hours are good, and you travel a lot. - Woody Allen

Remember that happiness is a way of travel, not a destination. - Roy L. Goodman

I don't own a camera, so I travel with a police sketch artist. - George Carlin

A good traveler has no fixed plans and is not intent upon arriving. - Lao-tzu

We better not, ya know, kill our chickens before they cross the road. - Archie Bunker

All journeys have secret destinations of which the traveler is unaware. - Martin Buber

I've never had a clear road map. When things come along, I benefit. - Greg Kinnear

The road to freedom must be uphill, even if it is arduous and frustrating. - Andrew Goodman

Yesterday I told a chicken to cross the road. It said, "what for?" - Steven Wright

If you don't like the road you're walking, start paving another one. - Dolly Parton

A lie can travel halfway around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes. - Mark Twain

An opening statement is like a guide or a road map. It's a very delicate thing. - Johnnie Cochran

We're all pilgrims on the same journey, but some pilgrims have better road maps. - Nelson DeMille

I don't deserve any credit for turning the other cheek as my tongue is always in it. - Flannery O'Connor

All you need is the plan, the road map, and the courage to press on to your destination. - Earl Nightingale

The middle of the road is where the white line is - and that's the worst place to drive. - Robert Frost

Wandering re-establishes the original harmony which once existed between man and the universe. - Anatole France

Like all great travelers, I have seen more than I remember, and remember more than I have seen. - Benjamin Disraeli

People travel to faraway places to watch, in fascination, the kind of people they ignore at home. - Dagobert D. Runes

There are two mistakes one can make along the road to truth - not going all the way, and not starting. - Buddha

There ain't no surer way to find out whether you like people or hate them than to travel with them. - Mark Twain

We used to go around tipping outhouses over, or turning over corn shocks on Halloween. Anything to be mean. - Loretta Lynn

Every road you take has a destination. What road are you on and will it take you where you really want to go? - Unknown

I think it's my adventure, my trip, my journey, and I guess my attitude is, let the chips fall where they may. - Leonard Nimoy

The actual building of roads devoted to motor cars is not for the near future, in spite of many rumors to that effect. - Harper's Weekly

It is impossible to travel faster than the speed of light, and certainly not desirable, as one's hat keeps blowing off. - Woody Allen

Own only what you can always carry with you: know languages, know countries, know people. Let your memory be your travel bag. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

As a travel writer I've specialized in gritty, fearful destinations, the kind of places that make a reader's hair stick on end. - Tahir Shah

Halloween is one of my favorite days of the year. I have a strict rule: I don't work on Halloween and I won't travel on Halloween. - Simon Sinek

Give your subconscious a chance to work by turning your brain off from time to time. Don't focus on work or solving problems constantly. - Harvey Mackay

Integrity will take a leader farther than any other quality. If you would travel far and do much as a leader, never compromise your integrity. - John C Maxwell


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