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Fork In The Road

Deciding moment when a major choice of road options is required

Fork In The Road thanks to Tim Smith

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Not all those who wander are lost. - JRR Tolkien

Don't dig your grave with a knife and fork. - English Proverb

A wise traveler never despises his own country. - Carlo Goldoni

Monopoly is business at the end of its journey. - Henry Demarest Lloyd

Greatness is a road leading towards the unknown. - Charles de Gaulle

Liam's like a man with a fork in a world of soup. - Noel Gallagher

He who does not travel does not know the value of men. - Moorish Proverb

Skepticism is the first step on the road to philosophy. - Denis Diderot

Air pollution is turning Mother Nature prematurely gray. - Irv Kupcinet

Faithless is he that says farewell when the road darkens. - JRR Tolkien

If it was raining soup, the Irish would go out with forks. - Brendan Behan

Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks. - Steven Wright

No farmer ever plowed a field by turning it over in his mind. - George E. Woodbury

Remember that happiness is a way of travel, not a destination. - Roy L. Goodman

I don't own a camera, so I travel with a police sketch artist. - George Carlin

The world is a book and those who do not travel read only one page. - St. Augustine

Giving your book to Hollywood is like turning your daughter over to a pimp. - Tom Clancy

God made the world round so we would never be able to see too far down the road. - Unknown

A lie can travel halfway around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes. - Mark Twain

If you look like your passport photo, then in all probability you need the journey. - Earl Wilson

An opening statement is like a guide or a road map. It's a very delicate thing. - Johnnie Cochran

The church is close, but the road is icey. The tavern is far, but I will walk carefully. - Russian Proverb

It is good to have an end to journey toward; but it is the journey that matters, in the end. - Ursula K. LeGuin

Why endeavor to straighten the road of life? The faster we travel, the less there is to see. - Helen Hayes

Wandering re-establishes the original harmony which once existed between man and the universe. - Anatole France

I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read in the train. - Oscar Wilde

Stay off the bandwagon. More likely than not, your own way of getting there makes for a better journey. - Faydra D. Fields

If all difficulties were known at the onset of a long journey, most of us would never start out at all. - Dan Rather

There ain't no surer way to find out whether you like people or hate them than to travel with them. - Mark Twain

We used to go around tipping outhouses over, or turning over corn shocks on Halloween. Anything to be mean. - Loretta Lynn

All you have to do is look straight and see the road, and when you see it, don't sit looking at it - walk. - Ayn Rand

I travel without barely any luggage. Just a second set of underwear and binoculars and a map and a toothbrush. - Werner Herzog

Travel is more than the seeing of sights; it is a change that goes on, deep and permanent, in the ideas of living. - Miriam Beard

Life is one big road with lots of signs. So when you're riding through the ruts, don't complicate your mind. - Bob Marley

Oh my. Space travel sounds rather perilous. I can assure you they will never get me on one of those dreadful Star Ships. - C-3PO

To find what you seek in the road of life, the best proverb of all is that which says: "Leave no stone unturned." - Edward Bulwer Lytton

To be idle is a short road to death and to be diligent is a way of life; foolish people are idle, wise people are diligent. - Buddha

Own only what you can always carry with you: know languages, know countries, know people. Let your memory be your travel bag. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

The road to success is not easy to navigate, but with hard work, drive and passion, it's possible to achieve the American dream. - Tommy Hilfiger

I soon realized that no journey carries one far unless, as it extends into the world around us, it goes an equal distance into the world within. - Lillian Smith


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