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Fork In The Road

Deciding moment when a major choice of road options is required

Fork In The Road thanks to Tim Smith

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The journey is the reward. - Tao Saying

The only journey is the journey within. - Rainer Maria Rilke

I hope your only rocky road is chocolate. - Amanda Mosher

The tongue is ever turning to the aching tooth. - Thomas Fuller

Greatness is a road leading towards the unknown. - Charles de Gaulle

Liam's like a man with a fork in a world of soup. - Noel Gallagher

Skepticism is the first step on the road to philosophy. - Denis Diderot

A journey is best measured in friends, rather than miles. - Tim Cahill

A journey of a thousand miles must begin with a single step. - Lao-tzu

I think crime pays. The hours are good, and you travel a lot. - Woody Allen

We know the road to freedom has always been stalked by death. - Angela Davis

I don't own a camera, so I travel with a police sketch artist. - George Carlin

A good traveler has no fixed plans and is not intent upon arriving. - Lao-tzu

We better not, ya know, kill our chickens before they cross the road. - Archie Bunker

To travel is to discover that everyone is wrong about other countries. - Aldous Huxley

All journeys have secret destinations of which the traveler is unaware. - Martin Buber

I've never had a clear road map. When things come along, I benefit. - Greg Kinnear

The road to freedom must be uphill, even if it is arduous and frustrating. - Andrew Goodman

If you don't know where you're going, any road will take you there. - Lewis Carroll

Yesterday I told a chicken to cross the road. It said, "what for?" - Steven Wright

If you don't like the road you're walking, start paving another one. - Dolly Parton

Sometimes it's the journey that teaches you a lot about your destination. - Drake

A journey is like marriage. The certain way to be wrong is to think you control it. - John Steinbeck

The church is close, but the road is icey. The tavern is far, but I will walk carefully. - Russian Proverb

It is good to have an end to journey toward; but it is the journey that matters, in the end. - Ursula K. LeGuin

Tourists don't know where they've been, travelers don't know where they're going. - Paul Theroux

Standing in the middle of the road is very dangerous; you get knocked down by traffic from both sides. - Margaret Thatcher

There ain't no surer way to find out whether you like people or hate them than to travel with them. - Mark Twain

The worst excuse you could ever come up for not turning in homework is that you have no one to copy it from. - Unknown

"Officer, I know I was going faster than 55 MPH, but I wasn't going to be on the road an hour." - Steven Wright

All you have to do is look straight and see the road, and when you see it, don't sit looking at it - walk. - Ayn Rand

A great accomplishment shouldn't be the end of the road, just the starting point for the next leap forward. - Harvey Mackay

A good financial plan is a road map that shows us exactly how the choices we make today will affect our future. - Alexa Von Tobel

No one realizes how beautiful it is to travel until he comes home and rests his head on his old, familiar pillow. - Lin Yutang

Happiness is to be found along the way, not at the end of the road, for then the journey is over and it is too late. - Robert R. Updegraff

When you arrive where you thought you wanted to be, you'll just begin a new journey so enjoy each step along the way. - Wayne Dyer

Our minds are as different as our faces: we are all traveling to one destination; happiness; but few are going by the same road. - Charles Caleb Colton

The road to success is not easy to navigate, but with hard work, drive and passion, it's possible to achieve the American dream. - Tommy Hilfiger

Mathematics is not a careful march down a well-cleared highway, but a journey into a strange wilderness where the explorers often get lost. - W.S. Anglin

Give your subconscious a chance to work by turning your brain off from time to time. Don't focus on work or solving problems constantly. - Harvey Mackay


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