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Money is just an idea. - Robert T. Kiyosaki

Gentlemen prefer bonds. - Andrew Mellon

Stocks do not move unless they are pushed. - S Jay Levin

Life is a game. Money is how we keep score. - Ted Turner

A grandfather carries pictures where his money used to be. - Joe-kster

Those have a short Lent who owe money to be paid at Easter. - Benjamin Franklin

I'd like to live like a poor man, only with lots of money. - Pablo Picasso

Britain's last gold medal was a bronze in 1952 in Helsinki. - Nigel Starmer-Smith

Business? It's quite simple. It's other people's money. - Alexandre Dumas

Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back. - Oscar Wilde

All I ask is the chance to prove that money can't make me happy. - Spike Milligan

Yachting: standing in a cold shower tearing up hundred-dollar bills. - Unknown

A liberal is a man who is willing to spend somebody else's money. - Carter Glass

Never criticize Americans. They have the best taste that money can buy. - Miles Kington

Invest in the human soul. Who knows, it might be a diamond in the rough. - Mary McLeod Bethune

If all the nations in the world are in debt, where did all the money go? - Steven Wright

Money can't buy you friends, but you can get a better class of enemy. - Spike Milligan

If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to. - Dorothy Parker

A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it. - Bob Hope

To be clever enough to get a great deal of money, one must be stupid enough to want it. - George Bernard Shaw

Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. - P.J. O'Rourke

Politeness and consideration for others is like investing pennies and getting dollars back. - Thomas Sowell

Tradition is what you resort to when you don't have the time or the money to do it right. - Kurt H Adler

Every cloud has its silver lining but it is sometimes a little difficult to get it to the mint. - Don Marquis

I'm very proud of my gold pocket watch. My grandfather, on his deathbed, sold me his watch. - Woody Allen

Money can't buy happiness. But, it can buy a chocolate, which is pretty much the same thing. - Hanako Ishii

I'm proud to be paying taxes. The only thing is, I could be just as proud for half the money. - Arthur Godfrey

If you want your children to turn out well, spend twice as much time with them, and half as much money. - Abigail Van Buren

If you don't want to work, you have to work to earn enough money so that you won't have to work. - Ogden Nash

The whole trend and quality of anyone's life is determined in the long run by the choices that are made. - Norman Vincent Peale

Why does not the Pope build St. Peter's with his own money, rather than with the money of poor believers? - Martin Luther

When I was young I thought that money was the most important thing in life; now that I am old I know that it is. - Oscar Wilde

I went to the bank and reviewed my savings. I found out I have all the money I'll ever need if I die tomorrow. - Henny Youngman

I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone. - Steven Wright

Keeping books on social aid is capitalistic nonsense. I just use the money for the poor. I can't stop to count it. - Evita Peron

What's money? A man is a success if he gets up in the morning and goes to bed at night and in between does what he wants to do. - Bob Dylan

I'm always interested in finding the new trend. If you love pizza every day, after 22 years of eating pizza, you want to try sushi. - Jean Pigozzi

NEED now means wanting someone else's money. GREED means wanting to keep your own. COMPASSION is when a politician arranges the transfer. - Joseph Sobran

Money is like gasoline during a road trip. You don't want to run out of gas on your trip, but you're not doing a tour of gas stations. - Tim O'Reilly

If you have more money than brains, you should focus on outbound marketing. If you have more brains than money, you should focus on inbound marketing. - Guy Kawasaki


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