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Geology Rocks

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Geology Rocks thanks to Dave Debek

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Under every stone lurks a politician. - Aristophanes

Without geography, you're nowhere. - Jimmy Buffett

Constant dripping hollows out a stone. - Lucretius

An obstacle is often a stepping stone. - Prescott

Call on God, but row away from the rocks. - Indian Proverb

Geologists have a saying - rocks remember. - Neil Armstrong

There is Jackson, standing like a stone wall. - Bernard Bee

Failure is another stepping stone to greatness. - Oprah Winfrey

Every charitable act is a stepping stone toward heaven. - Henry Ward Beecher

Character is a diamond that scratches every other stone. - Cyrus A. Bartol

Failures to heroic minds are the stepping stones to success. - Thomas Chandler Haliburton

The first hole made through a piece of stone is a revelation. - Henry Moore

The call of love sounds very hollow among these immobile rocks. - Gustav Mahler

NyQuil on the rocks, for when you're feeling sick but sociable. - Mitch Hedberg

If some countries have too much history, we have too much geography. - William Lyon Mackenzie King

The man who removes a mountain begins by carrying away small stones. - Chinese Proverb

A diamond with a flaw is better than a common stone that is perfect. - Chinese Proverb

Insults should be written in sand, compliments should be carved in stone. - Arab Proverb

If it weren't for the rocks in its bed, the stream would have no song. - Carl Perkins

I have to get inspired by something that touches my soul, or rocks my soul. - Steven Tyler

One of the secrets of life is to make stepping stones out of stumbling blocks. - Jack Penn

How difficult it is to save the bark of reputation from the rocks of ignorance. - Petrarch

The knowledge from an enlightened person breaks on the hard rocks of ignorance. - Mahesh Yogi

Music has charms to sooth a savage breast, to soften rocks, or bend a knotted oak. - William Congreve

As the sculptor devotes himself to wood and stone, I would devote myself to my soul. - Toyohiko Kagawa

Like the Good Book says, "Let him who is without sin be the rolling stone." - Archie Bunker

Love melts the rigor which the rocks have bred; a flint will break upon a feather bed. - John Cleveland

We should be as water, which is lower than all things yet stronger even than the rocks. - Sioux Proverb

Nothing is built on stone; all is built on sand, but we must build as if the sand were stone. - Jorge Luis Borges

The person that turns over the most rocks wins the game. And that's always been my philosophy. - Peter Lynch

The foundation stones for a balanced success are honesty, character, integrity, faith, love and loyalty. - Zig Ziglar

Love doesn't just sit there, like a stone; it has to be made, like bread, remade all the time, made new. - Ursula K. Leguin

I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones. - Albert Einstein

Mistakes are the stepping stones to wisdom. We learn from trial and error; we become wise by understanding problems. - Leon Brown

It was so quiet, a reservation kind of quiet, where you can hear somebody drinking whiskey on the rocks three miles away. - Sherman Alexie

After all, when a stone is dropped into a pond, the water continues quivering even after the stone has sunk to the bottom. - Arthur Golden

The block of granite which was an obstacle in the pathway o the weak becomes a stepping-stone in the pathway of the strong. - Thomas Carlyle

To find what you seek in the road of life, the best proverb of all is that which says: "Leave no stone unturned." - Edward Bulwer Lytton

Science is built up with facts, as a house is with stones. But a collection of facts is not more a science than a heap of stones is a house. - Jules Poincare

Clay. It's rain, dead leaves, dust, all my dead ancestors. Stones that have been ground into sand. Mud. The whole cycle of life and death. - Martine Vermeulen


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