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Women hold up half the sky. - Mao Zedong

Women and elephants never forget. - Dorothy Parker

I'm a woman who wants her chocolate. - Jessica Simpson

Women are made to be loved, not understood. - Oscar Wilde

Women want love to be a novel. Men, a short story. - Daphne du Maurier

The woman cries before the wedding and the man after. - Polish Proverb

Women would not be prostitutes if it were not for men. - Baroness Vickers

Temptation is a woman's weapon and man's excuse. - H L Mencken

A man falls in love through his eyes, a woman through her ears. - Woodrow Wyatt

The higher we soar the smaller we appear to those who cannot fly. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

It is much easier to take care of a sackful of fleas than a woman. - German Proverb

There's two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither one works. - Will Rogers

Women with pasts interest men. They hope history will repeat itself. - Mae West

How do you feel about women's rights? I like either side of them. - Groucho Marx

When women kiss it always reminds one of prize fighters shaking hands. - H L Mencken

Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them. - Unknown

Every woman dreams of her own political career and her own place in life. - Raisa M. Gorbachev

A woman doctor is only good for women's problems - like your groinocology - Archie Bunker

He who has two women loses his soul. But he who has two homes loses his mind. - Ancient Proverb

Matt would be fantastic for New York if the Jets were lucky enough to get him. - Donald Trump

No woman should ever be quite accurate about her age. It looks so calculating. - Oscar Wilde

The miracle is not to fly in the air, or to walk on the water, but to walk on the earth. - Chinese Proverb

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. - Robert A. Heinlein

Some old women and men grow bitter with age. The more their teeth drop out, the more biting they get. - George D. Prentice

Caesar dreamed that he was flying above the clouds, and now that he was clasping the hand of Jupiter. - Suetonius

When I invite a woman to dinner I expect her to look at my face.
That's the price she has to pay. - Groucho Marx

A woman's dress should be like a barbed-wire fence: serving its purpose without obstructing the view. - Sophia Loren

Music gives a soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination, and life to everything. - Plato

The most happy marriage I can picture or imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

There is nothing in the world like the devotion of a married woman. It is a thing no married man knows anything about. - Oscar Wilde

Except for a few guitar chords, everything I've learned in my life that is of any value I've learned from women. - Glenn Frey

There's so much pollution in the air now that if it weren't for our lungs there'd be no place to put it all. - Robert Orben

I think the only difference between me and the other candidates is that I'm more honest and my women are more beautiful. - Donald Trump

I wore a thong and a bra and a wig. Those things hurt. I mean, thongs? Like, they dig in. It takes a tough man to be a woman. - Hank Azaria

If you have built castles in the air, your work need not be lost; that is where they should be. Now put foundations under them. - Henry David Thoreau

It's better to swim in the sea below
Than to swing in the air and feed the crow,
Says jolly Ned Teach of Bristol. - Benjamin Franklin

Now that women are jockeys, baseball umpires, atomic scientists, and business executives, maybe someday they can master parallel parking. - Bill Vaughan

Every man and woman is born into the world to do something unique and distinctive, and if he or she does not do it, it will never be done. - Benjamin E. Mays

A nation that destroys its soils destroys itself. Forests are the lungs of our land, purifying the air and giving fresh strength to our people. - Franklin D Roosevelt

The best way to meet a woman is in an emergency situation - if you're in a shipwreck, or you find yourself behind enemy lines, or in a flood. - Mark Helprin


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