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I got bigger fish to fly - Archie Bunker

Women and elephants never forget. - Dorothy Parker

Tis brief, my lord... as woman's love. - William Shakespeare

Women are meant to be loved, not to be understood. - Oscar Wilde

Mothers are angels that lift us when we cannot fly. - Unknown

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. - Jim Carrey

Women would not be prostitutes if it were not for men. - Baroness Vickers

Men are from Earth, women are from Earth. Deal with it. - George Carlin

Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place. - Billy Crystal

A weeping man and a smiling woman are not to be trusted. - Indian Proverb

I've kissed so many women I can do it with my eyes closed. - Henny Youngman

I would go out with women my age, but there are no women my age. - George Burns

The only mystery in life is why the kamikaze pilots wore helmets. - Al McGuire

Live in the sunshine
Swim in the sea
Drink the wild air - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Women with pasts interest men. They hope history will repeat itself. - Mae West

Most women are afraid of clowns, but somehow end up still dating one. - Unknown

I want to be a millionaire not for the money but for the woman I will become. - Jaime Tardy

The woman who can create her own job is the one who will win fame and fortune. - Amelia Earhart

What else is there to live for? Chinese food and women. There is nothing else! - Dudley Moore

A woman will flirt with anybody in the world as long as other people are looking on. - Oscar Wilde

I believe in tying the marriage knot, as long as it's around the woman's neck. - WC Fields

A woman is like a tea bag; you never know how strong it is until it's in hot water. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Women have a hard enough time in this world; telling them the truth would be too cruel. - H L Mencken

You call this a party? The beer is warm, the women cold and I'm hot under the collar. - Groucho Marx

When once a woman has given you her heart, you can never get rid of the rest of her body. - John Vanbrugh

My heart says chocolate and wine but my jeans say, for the love of God women, eat a salad. - Unknown

The reason women don't play football is because 11 of them would never wear the same outfit in public. - Phyllis Diller

An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets the more interested he is in her. - Agatha Christie

No woman is worth more than a fiver unless you're in love with her. Then she is worth all she costs you. - W Somerset Maugham

Give me my golf clubs, fresh air, and a beautiful partner, and you can keep my golf clubs and the fresh air. - Jack Benny

When everything seems to be going against you, remember that the airplane takes off against the wind, not with it. - Henry Ford

A tom cat hijacked a plane, stuck a pistol into the pilot's ribs and demanded, "Take me to the Canaries." - Bob Monkhouse

Bruce Lee's fast pace, Jet Li's pretty style and Jet Li's acrobatics combine with Muay Thai for my own style. - Tony Jaa

Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who cannot sleep with the window shut, and a woman who cannot sleep with the window open. - George Bernard Shaw

Southwest Airlines is successful because the company understands it's a customer service company. It also happens to be an airline. - Harvey Mackay

Now I lay facedown on the bed, sobbing for the woman who once slept here not knowing that someday one of her worst fears would come true. - Jennifer Castle

If the "black box" flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of that stuff? - George Carlin

Love is like jumping out of an airplane with no parachute. But there’s no need to be frightened, because that plane is still on the ground. - Jarod Kintz

The best way to meet a woman is in an emergency situation - if you're in a shipwreck, or you find yourself behind enemy lines, or in a flood. - Mark Helprin

This is love: to fly toward a secret sky, to cause a hundred veils to fall each moment. First to let go of life. Finally, to take a step without feet. - Rumi


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