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Some leaders are born women. - Unknown

Woman was God's second mistake. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

There are no ugly women, only lazy ones. - Helena Rubinstein

Tis brief, my lord... as woman's love. - William Shakespeare

For most of history, Anonymous was a woman. - Virginia Woolf

Women would rather be right than reasonable. - Ogden Nash

Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition. - Timothy Leary

Women are meant to be loved, not to be understood. - Oscar Wilde

A man without a woman is like a neck without a pain. - WC Fields

I've been told I'm a role model to many women. - Donald Trump

A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle. - Gloria Steinem

Men are from Earth, women are from Earth. Deal with it. - George Carlin

A woman is attractive when she is somebody else's wife. - African Proverb

All the men in my family were bearded, and most of the women. - WC Fields

The only place men want depth in a woman is in her decolletage. - Zsa Zsa Gabor

I would go out with women my age, but there are no women my age. - George Burns

Women's styles may change but their designs remain the same. - Oscar Wilde

The sky is the limit only for those who aren't afraid to fly. - Bob Bello

A man can be happy with any woman, as long as he does not love her. - Oscar Wilde

He's the kind of man a woman would have to marry to get rid of. - Mae West

As long as she thinks of a man, nobody objects to a woman thinking. - Virginia Woolf

I think gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

Why can't a woman be more like a dog, huh? So sweet, loving, attentive. - Kirk Douglas

He who has two women loses his soul. But he who has two homes loses his mind. - Ancient Proverb

And what is better than wisdom? Woman. And what is better than a good woman? Nothing. - Geoffrey Chaucer

I believe in tying the marriage knot, as long as it's around the woman's neck. - WC Fields

The Book of Life begins with a man and woman in a garden, and it ends with Revelations. - Oscar Wilde

In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man; if you want anything done, ask a woman. - Margaret Thatcher

You're the most beautiful woman I've ever seen, and that's not saying much for you. - Groucho Marx

I would venture to guess that Anon, who wrote so many poems without signing them, was often a woman. - Virginia Woolf

After all, inside every woman, no matter how grown up she is, there is still a frightened little girl. - Sergei Lukyanenko

Music gives a soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination, and life to everything. - Plato

Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped. - Sam Levenson

A fly, Sir, may sting a stately horse and make him wince; but, one is but an insect, and the other is a horse still. - Samuel Johnson

People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs. - Unknown

Men who consistently leave the toilet seat up secretly want women to get up to go the bathroom in the middle of the night and fall in. - Rita Rudner

I had very good dentures once. Some magnificent gold work. It's the only form of jewelry a man can wear that women fully appreciate. - Graham Greene

I put my air conditioner in backwards. It got cold outside. The weatherman on TV was confused. "It was supposed to be hot today." - Steven Wright

Feminism isn't about making women stronger. Women are already strong. It's about changing the way the world perceives that strength. - G.D. Anderson

Under the present circumstances, I would rather be a lap dancer than a woman MP - the hours are better and unruly male members are shown the door. - Allison Pearson


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