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Happy Whatever

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Happy Whatever thanks to Chris Kane

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Whatever you can, count. - Sir Francis Bacon

Whatever it is, I'm against it. - Groucho Marx

Whatever your advice, make it brief. - Horace

Whatever I have given, I have gained. - Leonard Nimoy

We always weaken whatever we exaggerate. - Jean Francois de La Harpe

Whatever is begun in anger ends in shame. - Benjamin Franklin

I get really grinchy right up until Christmas morning. - Dan Aykroyd

Government always finds a need for whatever money it gets. - Ronald Reagan

Everyone believes very easily whatever he fears or desires. - Jean de La Fontaine

Truth is simply whatever you can bring yourself to believe. - Alice Childress

Sometimes I consider myself as a feminist, whatever that means. - Sarah Palin

When you love someone all your saved up wishes start coming out. - Elizabeth Bowen

I choose a block of marble and chop off whatever I don't need. - Francois-Auguste Rodin

Whatever you do, do it with intelligence, and keep the end in view. - Thomas á Kempis

The best friend is the man who in wishing me well wishes it for my sake. - Aristotle

Wishing to be friends is quick work, but friendship is a slow ripening fruit. - Aristotle

Give whatever you are doing and whoever you are with the gift of your attention. - Jim Rohn

The only time a woman wishes she were a year older is when she is expecting a baby. - Mary Marsh

I can write the saddest poem of all tonight. I loved her, and sometimes she loved me too. - Pablo Neruda

Stress exacerbates any problem, whether it's diabetes, heart trouble, MS, or whatever. - Mary Ann Mobley

When you eliminate the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth. - Leonard Nimoy

The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Alaska. Now Santa Claus is missing. - Steven Wright

A capacity and taste for reading gives access to whatever has already been discovered by others. - Abraham Lincoln

Once you eliminate the impossible, whatever remains, no matter how improbable, must be the truth. - Sherlock Holmes

No matter how carefully you stored the lights last year, they will be snarled again this Christmas. - Robert Kirby

Selfishness is not living as one wishes to live, it is asking others to live as one wishes to live. - Oscar Wilde

The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree: the presence of a family all wrapped up in each other. - Bill Vaughan

Whatever I am offered in devotion with a pure heart - a leaf, a flower, fruit, or water - I accept with joy. - Bhagavad Gita

I gave my young nephew a book for Christmas. He's spent six months looking for where to put the batteries. - Milton Berle

A lovely thing about Christmas is that it's compulsory, like a thunderstorm, and we all go through it together. - Garrison Keillor

In helping others, we shall help ourselves, for whatever good we give out completes the circle and comes back to us. - Flora Edwards

Whatever you have read I have said is almost certainly untrue, except if it is funny, in which case I definitely said it. - Tallulah Bankhead

Irish poets, learn your trade, sing whatever is well made, scorn the sort now growing up all out of shape from toe to top. - William Butler Yeats

I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department store and he asked for my autograph. - Shirley Temple

The worst thing about work in the house or home is that whatever you do it is destroyed, laid waste or eaten within twenty-four hours. - Lady Hasluck

The rhythm of the footsteps, the sound of whatever is coming down the ladder is driving both me and my mom steadily toward peeing our pants. - Kendare Blake

Whatever moisture is left in the popcorn when it gets from harvest to bag to your popper is what's going to determine how well the corn pops. - Ken Kercheval

A life without adventure is likely to be unsatisfying, but a life in which adventure is allowed to take whatever form it will is sure to be short. - Bertrand Russell

I'm not an equipment nut. I tend to use whatever's at hand. I have several cameras, of course, but I'm not emotional about any of them. - Leonard Nimoy

Mathematicians are like Frenchmen: whatever you say to them they translate into their own language and forthwith it is something entirely different. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe


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Car Paint

Scottish Haircut

The Definition Of Old

Redneck Pool Table

Clint Eastwood

Playing Through

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Arch Enemies

Firemen's Revenge

Pipeline Security

Gun Exhaust

Canadian Food Chain

Flintstone Drum Set

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Grasping Shirt

Lip Clouds