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Santa's Guh-nomes - Archie Bunker

Whatever I have given, I have gained. - Leonard Nimoy

Whatever you are, try to be a good one. - William Makepeace Thackeray

The best food is whatever fills the belly. - Arab Proverb

A turkey never voted for an early Christmas. - Unknown

Whatever it is, it's better in the wind. - Unknown

Whatever it is you're scared of doing, Do it. - Neil Gaiman

Whatever is worth doing at all is worth doing well. - Lord Chesterfield

Where there is great love, there are always wishes. - Willa Cather

Three wishes - no substitutes, exchanges or refunds. - Robin Williams

A thing is worth whatever the buyer will pay for it. - Publilius Syrus

We would often be sorry if our wishes were gratified. - Aesop

You must accept the truth from whatever source it comes. - Maimonides

Government always finds a need for whatever money it gets. - Ronald Reagan

Halloween starts earlier and earlier, just like Christmas. - Robert Englund

Sometimes I consider myself as a feminist, whatever that means. - Sarah Palin

The most important thing is to be whatever you are without shame. - Rod Steiger

Whatever the mind of man can conceive and believe, it can achieve. - Napoleon Hill

Whatever you do, do it with intelligence, and keep the end in view. - Thomas á Kempis

Needless to say, the president is correct. Whatever it was he said. - Donald Rumsfeld

Plenty of people wish to become devout, but no one wishes to be humble. - Joseph Addison

The best friend is the man who in wishing me well wishes it for my sake. - Aristotle

Obscenity is whatever happens to shock some elderly and ignorant magistrate. - Bertrand Russell

Wishing to be friends is quick work, but friendship is a slow ripening fruit. - Aristotle

Nothing's as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas. - Kin Hubbard

The only time a woman wishes she were a year older is when she is expecting a baby. - Mary Marsh

Stress exacerbates any problem, whether it's diabetes, heart trouble, MS, or whatever. - Mary Ann Mobley

Nothing is easier than self-deceit. For what each man wishes, that he also believes to be true. - Demosthenes

The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Alaska. Now Santa Claus is missing. - Steven Wright

A capacity and taste for reading gives access to whatever has already been discovered by others. - Abraham Lincoln

Being in a band you can wear whatever you want - it's like an excuse for Halloween every day. - Gwen Stefani

I still have my Christmas Tree. I looked at it today. Sure enough, I couldn't see any forests. - Steven Wright

The Christmas season has come to mean the period when the public plays Santa Claus to the merchants. - John Andrew Holmes

Don't be afraid. Don't be afraid of anything. Whatever you have been, you are mine now. I can hold you. - Peter S. Beagle

Did you read about Starbucks? No more "Merry Christmas" at Starbucks. No more. Maybe we should boycott Starbucks. - Donald Trump

I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department store and he asked for my autograph. - Shirley Temple

Conservative, n: A statesman who is enamored of existing evils, as distinguished from the Liberal who wishes to replace them with others. - Ambrose Bierce

The rhythm of the footsteps, the sound of whatever is coming down the ladder is driving both me and my mom steadily toward peeing our pants. - Kendare Blake

A life without adventure is likely to be unsatisfying, but a life in which adventure is allowed to take whatever form it will is sure to be short. - Bertrand Russell

Only when your consciousness is totally focused on the moment you are in can you receive whatever gift, lesson, or delight that moment has to offer. - Barbara de Angelis


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