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Whatever it is, I'm against it. - Groucho Marx

Whatever you are, try to be a good one. - William Makepeace Thackeray

Whatever is begun in anger ends in shame. - Benjamin Franklin

Whatever it is, it's better in the wind. - Unknown

I'm for whatever gets you through the night. - Frank Sinatra

Whatever it is you're scared of doing, Do it. - Neil Gaiman

A thing is worth whatever the buyer will pay for it. - Publilius Syrus

Everyone wishes that the man whom he fears would perish. - Ovid

You must accept the truth from whatever source it comes. - Maimonides

Everyone believes very easily whatever he fears or desires. - Jean de La Fontaine

Truth is simply whatever you can bring yourself to believe. - Alice Childress

Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people only once a year. - Victor Borge

The most important thing is to be whatever you are without shame. - Rod Steiger

The best friend is the man who in wishing me well wishes it for my sake. - Aristotle

Love is whatever you can still betray. Betrayal can only happen if you love. - John le Carre

Whatever happens, abide steadfast in a determination to cling simply to God. - Francis de Sales

Professional men, they have no cares;
whatever happens, they get theirs. - Ogden Nash

The only time a woman wishes she were a year older is when she is expecting a baby. - Mary Marsh

The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live. - George Carlin

I built my church on Easter services, Christmas Eve services, and Norman Vincent Peale. - Robert H. Schuller

When you eliminate the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth. - Leonard Nimoy

Never be ashamed of a scar. It simply means you were stronger than whatever tried to hurt you. - Unknown

The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Alaska. Now Santa Claus is missing. - Steven Wright

The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree: the presence of a family all wrapped up in each other. - Bill Vaughan

Whatever music sounds like, I am glad to say that it does not sound in the smallest degree like German. - Oscar Wilde

Might make a real good Christmas present for the uninformed. The book is called 'Taking America Back.' - Paul Harvey

Whatever happened to a sense of idealism and embracing an idea that will help people and, in this case, children? - Rod Blagojevich

In helping others, we shall help ourselves, for whatever good we give out completes the circle and comes back to us. - Flora Edwards

Whatever you have read I have said is almost certainly untrue, except if it is funny, in which case I definitely said it. - Tallulah Bankhead

Call it a clan, call it a network, call it a tribe, call it a family. Whatever you call it, whoever you are, you need one. - Jane Howard

Irish poets, learn your trade, sing whatever is well made, scorn the sort now growing up all out of shape from toe to top. - William Butler Yeats

Did you read about Starbucks? No more "Merry Christmas" at Starbucks. No more. Maybe we should boycott Starbucks. - Donald Trump

I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department store and he asked for my autograph. - Shirley Temple

Study while others are sleeping; work while others are loafing; prepare while others are playing; and dream while others are wishing. - William Arthur Ward

The worst thing about work in the house or home is that whatever you do it is destroyed, laid waste or eaten within twenty-four hours. - Lady Hasluck

Conservative, n: A statesman who is enamored of existing evils, as distinguished from the Liberal who wishes to replace them with others. - Ambrose Bierce

One of the very nicest things about life is the way we must regularly stop whatever it is we are doing and devote our attention to eating. - Luciano Pavarotti

I'm not an equipment nut. I tend to use whatever's at hand. I have several cameras, of course, but I'm not emotional about any of them. - Leonard Nimoy

If it's flipping hamburgers at McDonald's, be the best hamburger flipper in the world. Whatever it is you do you have to master your craft. - Snoop Dogg

Mathematicians are like Frenchmen: whatever you say to them they translate into their own language and forthwith it is something entirely different. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe


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