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Trying hard to not offend anyone this holiday season

Happy Whatever thanks to Chris Kane

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Santa's Guh-nomes - Archie Bunker

Whatever your advice, make it brief. - Horace

Whatever you are, try to be a good one. - William Makepeace Thackeray

We always weaken whatever we exaggerate. - Jean Francois de La Harpe

Great minds have purposes; others have wishes. - Washington Irving

Whatever is worth doing at all is worth doing well. - Lord Chesterfield

Where there is great love, there are always wishes. - Willa Cather

We would often be sorry if our wishes were gratified. - Aesop

I get really grinchy right up until Christmas morning. - Dan Aykroyd

Things don't change, but by and by our wishes change. - Marcel Proust

Government always finds a need for whatever money it gets. - Ronald Reagan

Truth is simply whatever you can bring yourself to believe. - Alice Childress

I'm walking backwards for Christmas Across the Irish Sea. - Spike Milligan

The most important thing is to be whatever you are without shame. - Rod Steiger

Whatever the mind of man can conceive and believe, it can achieve. - Napoleon Hill

Whatever you do, do it with intelligence, and keep the end in view. - Thomas á Kempis

The best friend is the man who in wishing me well wishes it for my sake. - Aristotle

Love is whatever you can still betray. Betrayal can only happen if you love. - John le Carre

Nothing's as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas. - Kin Hubbard

Give whatever you are doing and whoever you are with the gift of your attention. - Jim Rohn

Wherever you go and whatever you do, may the luck of the Irish be there with you. - Irish Blessings

The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live. - George Carlin

My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well. I was amazed - I never knew they worked. - Les Dawson

I built my church on Easter services, Christmas Eve services, and Norman Vincent Peale. - Robert H. Schuller

True and solemn meaning of Christmas, which is a time for peace and quiet contemptation. - Archie Bunker

If 'ifs and buts' were 'candy and nuts', we'd have Christmas every day. - Unknown

Whatever you can do, or dream you can, begin it. Boldness has genius, power and magic in it. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Never be ashamed of a scar. It simply means you were stronger than whatever tried to hurt you. - Unknown

Being in a band you can wear whatever you want - it's like an excuse for Halloween every day. - Gwen Stefani

The fact that an opinion has been widely held is no evidence whatever that it is not utterly absurd. - Bertrand Russell

The power is detested, and miserable the life, of him who wishes to be feared rather than to be loved. - Cornelius Nepos

I gave my young nephew a book for Christmas. He's spent six months looking for where to put the batteries. - Milton Berle

A lovely thing about Christmas is that it's compulsory, like a thunderstorm, and we all go through it together. - Garrison Keillor

Call it a clan, call it a network, call it a tribe, call it a family. Whatever you call it, whoever you are, you need one. - Jane Howard

Study while others are sleeping; work while others are loafing; prepare while others are playing; and dream while others are wishing. - William Arthur Ward

The worst thing about work in the house or home is that whatever you do it is destroyed, laid waste or eaten within twenty-four hours. - Lady Hasluck

Conservative, n: A statesman who is enamored of existing evils, as distinguished from the Liberal who wishes to replace them with others. - Ambrose Bierce

The rhythm of the footsteps, the sound of whatever is coming down the ladder is driving both me and my mom steadily toward peeing our pants. - Kendare Blake

If it's flipping hamburgers at McDonald's, be the best hamburger flipper in the world. Whatever it is you do you have to master your craft. - Snoop Dogg

Mathematicians are like Frenchmen: whatever you say to them they translate into their own language and forthwith it is something entirely different. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe


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Cheers!