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Happy Whatever thanks to Chris Kane

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Whatever it is, I'm against it. - Groucho Marx

Whatever your advice, make it brief. - Horace

Whatever you are, try to be a good one. - William Makepeace Thackeray

We always weaken whatever we exaggerate. - Jean Francois de La Harpe

Whatever it is you're scared of doing, Do it. - Neil Gaiman

Where there is great love, there are always wishes. - Willa Cather

Everyone wishes that the man whom he fears would perish. - Ovid

Whatever the world finds pleasing, is but a brief dream. - Petrarch

I'm walking backwards for Christmas Across the Irish Sea. - Spike Milligan

Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people only once a year. - Victor Borge

Sometimes I consider myself as a feminist, whatever that means. - Sarah Palin

Love is whatever you can still betray. Betrayal can only happen if you love. - John le Carre

Professional men, they have no cares;
whatever happens, they get theirs. - Ogden Nash

Nothing's as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas. - Kin Hubbard

Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it. - Mahatma Gandhi

Mail your packages early, so the Post Office can lose them in time for Christmas. - Johnny Carson

Wherever you go and whatever you do, may the luck of the Irish be there with you. - Irish Blessings

My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well. I was amazed - I never knew they worked. - Les Dawson

Aren't we forgetting the true meaning of Christmas? You know, the birth of Santa. - Bart Simpson

I built my church on Easter services, Christmas Eve services, and Norman Vincent Peale. - Robert H. Schuller

Wishes and fears are illusions, Dil Bahadur, not realities. You must practice detachment. - Isabel Allende

I can write the saddest poem of all tonight. I loved her, and sometimes she loved me too. - Pablo Neruda

When you eliminate the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth. - Leonard Nimoy

Whatever you can do, or dream you can, begin it. Boldness has genius, power and magic in it. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Nothing is easier than self-deceit. For what each man wishes, that he also believes to be true. - Demosthenes

A capacity and taste for reading gives access to whatever has already been discovered by others. - Abraham Lincoln

I still have my Christmas Tree. I looked at it today. Sure enough, I couldn't see any forests. - Steven Wright

Whatever their other contributions to our society, lawyers could be an important source of protein. - Guindon

The fact that an opinion has been widely held is no evidence whatever that it is not utterly absurd. - Bertrand Russell

Mediocrity is always in a rush; but whatever is worth doing at all is worth doing with consideration. - Amelia E H Barr

Affection is responsible for nine-tenths of whatever solid and durable happiness there is in our lives. - C S Lewis

Whatever music sounds like, I am glad to say that it does not sound in the smallest degree like German. - Oscar Wilde

Whatever I am offered in devotion with a pure heart - a leaf, a flower, fruit, or water - I accept with joy. - Bhagavad Gita

I gave my young nephew a book for Christmas. He's spent six months looking for where to put the batteries. - Milton Berle

Whatever happened to a sense of idealism and embracing an idea that will help people and, in this case, children? - Rod Blagojevich

A lovely thing about Christmas is that it's compulsory, like a thunderstorm, and we all go through it together. - Garrison Keillor

Study while others are sleeping; work while others are loafing; prepare while others are playing; and dream while others are wishing. - William Arthur Ward

One of the very nicest things about life is the way we must regularly stop whatever it is we are doing and devote our attention to eating. - Luciano Pavarotti

Whatever moisture is left in the popcorn when it gets from harvest to bag to your popper is what's going to determine how well the corn pops. - Ken Kercheval

Mathematicians are like Frenchmen: whatever you say to them they translate into their own language and forthwith it is something entirely different. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe


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