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Hockey is a tough game. - Bobby Orr

Passion is easy; commitment is tough. - Celia Barbour

I used to be Snow White, but I drifted. - Mae West

Poker is a tough way to make an easy living. - Bob Thompson

Where does the white go when the snow melts? - Hugh Kieffer

Just pray for a tough hide and a tender heart. - Ruth Graham

When the going gets tough, the tough get going. - Joseph P Kennedy

Tough times don't last, but tough people do. - Robert H Schuller

If you think you have it tough, read history books. - Bill Maher

Conditioning counts and wins. Be tough on yourself. - Unknown

Rigid, the skeleton of habit alone upholds the human frame. - Virginia Woolf

When somebody challenges you, fight back. Be brutal, be tough. - Donald Trump

So comes snow after fire, and even dragons have their endings. - JRR Tolkien

Tough decisions... if you can't make them, you can't lead. - John C Maxwell

She walked across the ballroom as if she were trudging through deep snow. - Noel Coward

Marriage is really tough because you have to deal with feelings and lawyers. - Richard Pryor

When you are tough on yourself, life is going to be infinitely easier on you. - Zig Ziglar

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez

Stick with the optimists. It's going to be tough enough even if they're right. - James Reston

If you think your teacher is tough, wait until you get a boss. He doesn't have tenure. - Bill Gates

Poets are like baseball pitchers. Both have their moments. The intervals are the tough things. - Robert Frost

There's one good thing about snow: it makes your lawn look as nice as your neighbor's. - Clyde Moore

She is very proud to have won, and now she is in a very tough position. She is extremely brave. - Donald Trump

Just 'cause there's snow in the basement don't mean there ain't no fire in the roof! - Archie Bunker

It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass! - Rodney Dangerfield

Advice is like snow, the softer it falls the longer it dwells upon, and the deeper it sinks into the mind. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

Don't major in the minors. Do the tough things first and take control of both your carer and your future. - Peter Legge

The Eskimos had fifty-two names for snow because it was important to them: there ought to be as many for love. - Margaret Atwood

There's no such thing as a tough child - if you parboil them first for seven hours, they always come out tender. - WC Fields

Audiences everywhere are tough. They don't have time to be bored or brow beaten by orthodox, old fashioned advertising. - Craig Davis

In every jigsaw puzzle, there is one key piece, and the only tough job is to identify that key piece from the mess out there. - Sapan Saxena

I wore a thong and a bra and a wig. Those things hurt. I mean, thongs? Like, they dig in. It takes a tough man to be a woman. - Hank Azaria

The measure of success is not whether you have a tough problem to deal with, but whether it is the same problem you had last year. - John Foster Dulles

I have made the tough decisions, always with an eye toward the bottom line. Perhaps it's time America was run like a business. - Donald Trump

Human kindness has never weakened the stamina or softened the fiber of a free people. A nation does not have to be cruel to be tough. - Franklin D Roosevelt

In this industry, there are only two ways up the ladder. Rung by rung or claw your way to the top. It's sure been tough on my nails. - Jack Nicholson


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