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I hate camping, but I love summer camp. - Zooey Deschanel

Camping is something I've done all my life. - Stefanie Powers

Is that weird, taking my Louis Vuitton bag camping? - Jessica Simpson

My camping days are over, but I might consider glamping. - Christine Feehan

Camping is nature's way of promoting the motel business. - Dave Barry

In a well-ordered universe, camping would take place indoors. - Morgan Matson

The ultimate camping trip was the Lewis and Clark expedition. - Dave Barry

If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked? - George Carlin

My tent doesn't look like much but it is air-conditioned and has exceptional location. - Fennel Hudson

I've enjoyed many camping holidays with my sister and her children, but we're pretty posh campers. - Erin O'Connor

Economies of scale are a good thing. If we didn't have them, we'd still be living in tents and eating buffalo. - Jamie Dimon

I tell ya, my wife and I, we don't think alike. She donates money to the homeless, and I donate money to the topless. - Rodney Dangerfield

Camping is not a date; it's an endurance test. If you can survive camping with someone, you should marry them on the way home. - Yvonne Prinz

I am a gypsy. I haven't had a home for a long time. Call me a homeless person - I just throw everything in a bag and I'm good to go. - Taylor Kinney

Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to wait a year to sleep next to a tree, something is wrong. - George Carlin


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