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How To Tweet Others thanks to Ken Ward

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My friends are my estate. - Emily Dickinson

Civilized humanical relationships - Archie Bunker

I need physics more than friends. - J Robert Oppenheimer

Have no friends not equal to yourself. - Confucius

We're not gossipping. We're networking. - Unknown

I have friends struggling with autism, juvenile diabetes. - Nicole A. Parker

If you make friends with yourself you will never be alone. - Maxwell Maltz

He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends. - Oscar Wilde

You shall judge a man by his foes as well as by his friends. - Joseph Conrad

It's the friends you can call up at 4:00 a.m. that matter. - Marlene Dietrich

A good book is the best of friends, the same today and forever. - Martin F Tupper

He will never have true friends who is afraid of making enemies. - William Hazlitt

Real magic in relationships means an absence of judgment of others. - Wayne Dyer

Good friends are hard to find, harder to leave, and impossible to forget. - Unknown

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. - Sharon Stone

I wanted a man who wouldn't stray so I'm dating a guy on house arrest. - Kim Bove

I wanted to promote skateboarding as much as possible through different media. - Tony Hawk

Google+ is the gym of social networking: we all join, but nobody actually uses it. - Unknown

My twitter has become so powerful that I can actually make my enemies tell the truth. - Donald Trump

The richest people in the world look for and build networks. Everyone else looks for work. - Robert Kiyosaki

As a man in a relationship, you have a simple choice: You can be right or you can be happy. - Ralphie May

I was the class clown so I was used to performing and fooling around in front of my friends. - Dominic Monaghan

If two friends ask you to judge a dispute, don't accept, because you will lose one friend. - St. Augustine

I like to put on a wig or a fake mustache and do something silly with friends, do a little dance. - Tom Lenk

We all respect sincerity in our friends and acquaintances, but Hollywood is willing to pay for it. - Hattie McDaniel

Celebrate the happiness that friends are always giving, make every day a holiday and celebrate just living! - Amanda Bradley

He who has a thousand friends has not a friend to spare, and he who has one enemy shall meet him everywhere. - Ali ibn-Abi-Talib

If you are in the job for glamour, you're in for the shock of your life. The media is a huge shark pool. - Trisha Goddard

A man with a career can have no time to waste upon his wife and friends; he has to devote it wholly to his enemies. - John Hobbes

Relationships are about give and take; not tit-for-tat. If you're keeping score, you'll lose at your own game. - Faydra D. Fields

From sixdegrees to Friendster to Facebook, social networking has become a familiar and ubiquitous part of the Internet. - David Kirkpatrick

You end up as you deserve. In old age you must put up with the face, the friends, the health, and the children you have earned. - Fay Weldon

It's really hard to maintain a one-on-one relationship if the other person is not going to allow me to be with other people. - Axl Rose

My candle burns at both ends,
It will not last the night;
But ah, my foes, and oh, my friends -
It gives a lovely light! - Edna St Vincent Millay

She's so fat she's my two best friends. She wears stretch caftans. She's got more chins than the Chinese telephone directory. - Joan Rivers

People share, read and generally engage more with any type of content when it's surfaced through friends and people they know and trust. - Malorie Lucich

Books are the quietest and most constant of friends; they are the most accessible and wisest of counselors, and the most patient of teachers. - Charles W. Eliot

Social Security's not the hard one to solve. Medicare, that is the gorilla in the room, and you've got to put all of it on the table. - Joe Biden

For the past 10 years, corporations have been trained that they should use all the different media. But the Internet is becoming the umbrella. - Larry Weber

I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo


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