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How To Tweet Others

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How To Tweet Others thanks to Ken Ward

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Old friends are best. - John Selden

Have no friends not equal to yourself. - Confucius

Friends are God's apology for relatives. - Hugh Kingsmill

Friends don't let friends use Comic Sans. - Unknown

Strangers are friends that you have yet to meet. - Roberta Lieberman

All your friends are gonna be green with envious. - Archie Bunker

I have no friends and no enemies - only competitors. - Aristotle Onassis

Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies. - Milton Berle

Animals are my friends... and I don't eat my friends. - George Bernard Shaw

I have friends struggling with autism, juvenile diabetes. - Nicole A. Parker

A journey is best measured in friends, rather than miles. - Tim Cahill

The Bible tells us to forgive our enemies, not our friends. - Margot Asquith

You don't have to hold your stomach in for real friends. - Unknown

He hasn't an enemy in the world, but all his friends hate him. - Unknown

Real magic in relationships means an absence of judgment of others. - Wayne Dyer

In prosperity our friends know us; in adversity we know our friends. - J. Churton Collins

Most women are afraid of clowns, but somehow end up still dating one. - Unknown

Without friends no one would choose to live, though he had all other goods. - Aristotle

Friends, if we be honest with ourselves, we shall be honest with each other. - George Macdonald

You will see that it is easier to go down the social ladder than to climb it. - Albert Camus

We need old friends to help us grow old and new friends to help us stay young. - Letty Cottin Pogrebin

Advice from your friends is like the weather, some of it is good, some of it is bad. - Unknown

Politicians who complain about the media are like sailors who complain about the sea. - Enoch Powell

I always like to know everything about my new friends, and nothing about my old ones. - Oscar Wilde

Never explain. Your friends do not need it and your enemies will not believe it anyway. - Elbert Hubbard

The richest people in the world look for and build networks. Everyone else looks for work. - Robert Kiyosaki

When my friends and I played cowboys and Indians, I was always the Chinese railroad worker. - Robin Williams

Tart words make no friends: A spoonful of honey will catch more flies than a gallon of vinegar. - Benjamin Franklin

The way you can understand all of the social media is as the creation of a new kind of public space. - Danah Boyd

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart. - Unknown

There is not Communism or Marxism, but representative democracy and social justice in a well-planned economy. - Fidel Castro

Remember that your best relationship is one in which your love for each other exceeds your need for each other. - Unknown

I won't eat anything that has intelligent life, but I would gladly eat a network executive or a politician. - Marty Feldman

Valentine's Day: Rubbing singles' noses in their lack of a mate and the noses of couples in their lack of time. - Emma McLaughlin

From sixdegrees to Friendster to Facebook, social networking has become a familiar and ubiquitous part of the Internet. - David Kirkpatrick

I like thieves. Some of my best friends are thieves. Why, just last week we had the president of the bank over for dinner. - WC Fields

The quality of your life is determined by the quality of your relationships. The quality of your business is no different. - Harvey Mackay

As we grow up we think we lose our friends. But the truth is that we don't lose friends, we just learn who the real ones are. - Unknown

Social Security's not the hard one to solve. Medicare, that is the gorilla in the room, and you've got to put all of it on the table. - Joe Biden

If you go out looking for friends, you're going to find they are very scarce. If you go out to be a friend, you'll find them everywhere. - Zig Ziglar


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