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How To Tweet Others

... as you would like to be Tweeted

How To Tweet Others thanks to Ken Ward

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I need physics more than friends. - J Robert Oppenheimer

A selfie a day keeps the friends away. - Unknown

Assumptions are the termites of relationships. - Henry Winkler

One does not make friends. One recognizes them. - Garth Henrichs

Social media are tools. Real time is a mindset. - David M. Scott

All your friends are gonna be green with envious. - Archie Bunker

Spying between friends - that's just not done. - Angela Merkel

Flatterers looks like friends, as wolves like dogs. - George Chapman

Those who seek faultless friends will remain friendless. - Unknown

I'm not a social drinker, it's mostly work related. - Unknown

You don't have to hold your stomach in for real friends. - Unknown

Many friends have been lost by jest, but few have been gained. - Unknown

A good book is the best of friends, the same today and forever. - Martin F Tupper

Champagne for my real friends and real pain for my sham friends. - Tom Waits

A wise man gets more use from his enemies than a fool from his friends. - Baltasar Gracian

In politics, madame, you need two things: friends, but above all an enemy. - Brian Mulroney

I got a lotta best friends. Some o' them I don't even hardly know. - Archie Bunker

True friends don't judge each other, they judge other people together. - Unknown

Treat your friends as you do your pictures, and place them in their best light. - Jennie Jerome Churchill

Friends are those rare people who ask how we are and then wait to hear the answer. - Ed Cunningham

Google+ is the gym of social networking: we all join, but nobody actually uses it. - Unknown

Advice from your friends is like the weather, some of it is good, some of it is bad. - Unknown

When the media ask George Bush a question, he answers, "Can I use a lifeline?" - Robin Williams

Why do I have to follow CNN on Twitter? If I want to follow CNN, I can follow them on CNN. - Jon Stewart

As a man in a relationship, you have a simple choice: You can be right or you can be happy. - Ralphie May

I was the class clown so I was used to performing and fooling around in front of my friends. - Dominic Monaghan

The easiest kind of relationship for me is with ten thousand people. The hardest is with one. - Joan Baez

Institutions that once had to go through media to deliver information are now themselves media. - Andrew Nachison

We read that we ought to forgive our enemies; but we do not read that we ought to forgive our friends. - Cosimo de Medici

Celebrate the happiness that friends are always giving, make every day a holiday and celebrate just living! - Amanda Bradley

He who has a thousand friends has not a friend to spare, and he who has one enemy shall meet him everywhere. - Ali ibn-Abi-Talib

Remember that your best relationship is one in which your love for each other exceeds your need for each other. - Unknown

Relationships are about give and take; not tit-for-tat. If you're keeping score, you'll lose at your own game. - Faydra D. Fields

A burrito is a delicious food item that breaks down all social barriers and leads to temporary spiritual enlightenment. - Lisi Harrison

No real social change has ever been brought about without a revolution... revolution is but thought carried into action. - Emma Goldman

Until Facebook came along, there was hardly anywhere on the public Internet where you had to operate with your real name. - David Kirkpatrick

We split from our common ancestor with the octopus half a billion years ago. And yet, you can make friends with an octopus. - Sy Montgomery

Wear a smile and have friends; wear a scowl and have wrinkles. What do we live for if not to make the world less difficult for each other? - George Eliot

People share, read and generally engage more with any type of content when it's surfaced through friends and people they know and trust. - Malorie Lucich

I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo


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