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Is Laughter The Best Medicine?

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Is Laughter The Best Medicine? thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Fate is character. - William Winter

Funny is an attitude. - Flip Wilson

Laughter is contagious. - Unknown

If it gets laughs, it's funny. - Rachel Dratch

Laughter is by definition healthy. - Doris Lessing

I'm not funny. What I am is brave. - Lucille Ball

The only real laughter comes from despair. - Groucho Marx

Character, not circumstances, makes the man. - Booker T. Washington

Character is much easier kept than recovered. - Thomas Paine

Assumptions are the termites of relationships. - Henry Winkler

Life always takes on the character of its motive. - J.G. Holland

Humor is one of the best ingredients of survival. - Aung San Suu Kyi

The great hope of society is individual character. - William Ellery Channing

Laughter is brightest in the place where the food is. - Ireland Proverb

If you don't have enemies, you don't have character. - Paul Newman

It is better to weep with wise men than to laugh with fools. - Spanish Proverb

There is no greater index of character so sure as the voice. - Benjamin Disraeli

Tell me what you laugh at, and I'll tell you who you are. - Marcel Pagnol

A man's manner to a certain extent indicates his character. - Samuel Smiles

The best way to make your audience laugh is to start laughing yourself. - Oliver Goldsmith

Humor is laughing at what you haven't got when you ought to have it. - Langston Hughes

You are not angry with people when you laugh at them. Humor teaches tolerance. - W Somerset Maugham

Want to improve your relationships? See love as a verb rather than as a feeling. - Stephen R. Covey

Blessed is the man who can laugh at himself, for he will never cease to be amused. - Proverb

Humor can alter any situation and help us cope at the very instant we are laughing. - Allen Klein

I want someone who can keep me on my toes, has a good sense of humor and a good heart. - Carmen Electra

You don't have to teach people to be funny, you only have to give them permission. - Harvey Mindess

I will be posting telepathically today. So if you think of something funny, that was me. - joe-kster

The young man who has not wept is a savage, and the old man who will not laugh is a fool. - George Santayana

I've come to realize that real growth of character takes place in the valleys of life. - Dave Dravecky

A man is literally what he thinks, his character being the complete sum of all his thoughts. - James Allen

Humor is an affirmation of dignity, a declaration of our superiority to all that befalls us. - Romain Gary

Those who don't know how to weep with their whole heart, don't know how to laugh either. - Golda Meir

Talent is God-given. Be humble. Fame is man-given. Be thankful. Conceit is self-given. Be careful. - Harvey Mackay

Most people say that it is the intellect which makes a great scientist. They are wrong: it is character. - Albert Einstein

Those who can laugh without cause have either found the true meaning of happiness or have gone stark raving mad. - Norm Papernick

Character is like a tree and reputation like a shadow. The shadow is what we think of it; the tree is the real thing. - Abraham Lincoln

Health is the state about which medicine has nothing to say; sanctity is the state about which theology has nothing to say. - W H Auden

Faithfulness is essential to the character of a friend: without this there can be no safety in intimacy with and confidence in him. - Samuel Hopkins

Humor can be dissected, as a frog can, but the thing dies in the process and the innards are discouraging to any but the pure scientific mind. - E.B. White


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