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The Earth laughs in flowers. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Caring is the essence of nursing. - Jean Watson

He who laughs last laughs loudest. - Unknown

Character is perfectly educated will. - Novalis

A poor joke must invent its own laughter. - Latin Proverb

Laughter would be bereaved if snobbery died. - Peter Ustinov

I think God has a tremendous sense of humor. - Rainn Wilson

Life always takes on the character of its motive. - J.G. Holland

Ah, TV respects me. It laughs with me, not at me! - Homer Simpson

Appropriate rules cultivate a disciplined character. - Bill Welker

Laughter is involuntary. If it's funny you laugh. - Tom Lehrer

You can't stay mad at somebody who makes you laugh. - Jay Leno

Character is a diamond that scratches every other stone. - Cyrus A. Bartol

The real character of a man is found out by his amusements. - Joshua Reynolds

A sense of humor is a major defense against minor troubles. - Mignon McLaughlin

Humor is the first of the gifts to perish in a foreign tongue. - Virginia Woolf

A person's character is but half formed till after wedlock. - Charles Simmons

It is easy to be nice, even to an enemy - from lack of character. - Dag Hammarskjold

The best way to make your audience laugh is to start laughing yourself. - Oliver Goldsmith

The best ideas come from jokes. Make your thinking as funny as possible. - David Ogilvie

Man is distinguished from all other creatures by the faculty of laughter. - Joseph Addison

I imagine hell like this: Italian punctuality, German humour and English wine. - Peter Ustinov

Humor distorts nothing, and only false gods are laughed off their earthly pedestals. - Agnes Repplier

Strength of character may be learned at work, but beauty of character is learned at home. - Henry Drummond

It requires less character to discover the faults of others than is does to tolerate them. - J. Petit Senn

Man alone suffers so excruciatingly in the world that he was compelled to invent laughter. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

One should take good care not to grow too wise for so great a pleasure of life as laughter. - Joseph Addison

Any disaster you can survive is an improvement in your character, your stature, and your life. - Joseph Campbell

Great acting is being able to create a character. Great character is being able to be yourself. - John Leguizamo

Companies need to lighten up and take themselves less seriously. They need to get a sense of humor. - Unknown

When hungry, eat your rice; when tired, close your eyes. Fools may laugh at me, but wise men will know what I mean. - Lin-Chi

Men will confess to treason, murder, arson, false teeth, or a wig. How many of them will own up to a lack of humor? - Frank Colby

When humor works, it works because it's clarifying what people already feel. It has to come from someplace real. - Tina Fey

Character is like a tree and reputation like a shadow. The shadow is what we think of it; the tree is the real thing. - Abraham Lincoln

I have never understood why it should be considered derogatory to the Creator to suppose that he has a sense of humor. - Ralph Inge

From New Year's on the outlook brightens; good humor lost in a mood of failure returns. I resolve to stop complaining. - Leonard Bernstein

Your joy is your sorrow unmasked. And the selfsame well from which your laughter rises was oftentimes filled with your tears. - Kahlil Gibran

Milton, for sixty years you've entertained us, and you've made us laugh, and we say to you, 'Milton, do it again. - Archbishop Fulton J. Sheen

When anyone asks me about the Irish character, I say look at the trees. Maimed, stark and misshapen, but ferociously tenacious. - Unknown

A taste for irony has kept more hearts from breaking than a sense of humor, for it takes irony to appreciate the joke which is on oneself. - Jessamyn West


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