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Is Laughter The Best Medicine?

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Is Laughter The Best Medicine? thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Funny is an attitude. - Flip Wilson

Humor is reason gone mad. - Groucho Marx

Hire character. Train skill. - Peter Schutz

Sports do not build character; they reveal it. - Unknown

Plant smiles
Grow laughter
Harvest love - Unknown

The essential thing is not knowledge, but character. - Joseph Le Conte

Mountains aren't just funny. They are hill areas. - Unknown

If you can't make it better, you can laugh at it. - Erma Bombeck

The real character of a man is found out by his amusements. - Joshua Reynolds

Ireland is a fruitful mother of genius, but a barren nurse. - Unknown

God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh. - Voltaire

Medicine sometimes snatches away health, sometimes gives it. - Ovid

The best way of removing negativity is to laugh and be joyous. - David Icke

It is of little traits that the greatest human character is composed. - William Winter

If you tell a joe-k in the forest, but nobody laughs, was it a joe-k? - Steven Wright

If the cavemen had known how to laugh, history would have been different. - Oscar Wilde

Humor does not diminish the pain - it makes the space around it get bigger. - Allen Klein

Sometimes the best communication happens when you're on separate bikes. - Unknown

Faith and knowledge lean largely upon each other in the practice of medicine. - Peter Mere Latham

To array a man's will against his sickness is the supreme art of medicine. - Henry Ward Beecher

Many a man's reputation would not know his character if they met on the street. - Elbert Hubbard

Humor can alter any situation and help us cope at the very instant we are laughing. - Allen Klein

We all lose our looks eventually, better develop your character and interest in life. - Jacqueline Bisset

It is the ability to take a joke, not make one, that proves you have a sense of humor. - Max Eastman

You don't have to teach people to be funny, you only have to give them permission. - Harvey Mindess

Nature magically suits a man to his fortunes, by making them the fruit of his character. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

If evil be said of thee, and if it be true, correct thyself; if it be a lie, laugh at it. - Epictetus

The young man who has not wept is a savage, and the old man who will not laugh is a fool. - George Santayana

I think superheroes are heroes with flaws, and in their flaws, there is a sense of humor. - Peter Segal

Character is better than ancestry, and personal conduct is of more importance than the highest. - Thomas J. Barnardo

We are here to laugh at the odds and live our lives so well that Death will tremble to take us. - Charles Bukowski

Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power. - Abraham Lincoln

Companies need to lighten up and take themselves less seriously. They need to get a sense of humor. - Unknown

The real test of your character is your treatment of those who can be of no possible service to you. - Unknown

Congratulations, you have a sense of humor. And to those who didn't: Go stick your head in the mud. - Jesse Ventura

Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh. - George Bernard Shaw

I have seen what a laugh can do. It can transform almost unbearable tears into something bearable, even hopeful. - Bob Hope

Character is like a tree and reputation like a shadow. The shadow is what we think of it; the tree is the real thing. - Abraham Lincoln

Health is the state about which medicine has nothing to say; sanctity is the state about which theology has nothing to say. - W H Auden

Suspense is very important. Even though this is humor and they're short stories, that theory of building suspense is still there. - Sergio Aragones


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