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Is Laughter The Best Medicine?

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Is Laughter The Best Medicine? thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Fate is character. - William Winter

It's a funny old world. - Margaret Thatcher

You got a very warfed sense of humor. - Archie Bunker

Dreams are the touchstones of our character. - Henry David Thoreau

Character, not circumstances, makes the man. - Booker T. Washington

One doesn't have a sense of humor. It has you. - Larry Gelbart

Habits form character, and character forms destiny. - James Allen

The essential thing is not knowledge, but character. - Joseph Le Conte

Humor is the first of the gifts to perish in a foreign tongue. - Virginia Woolf

A man's manner to a certain extent indicates his character. - Samuel Smiles

Character may almost be called the most effective means of persuasion. - Aristotle

No mind is thoroughly well organized that is deficient in a sense of humour. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

The woman who can create her own job is the one who will win fame and fortune. - Amelia Earhart

This is a sharp medicine, but it is a physician for all diseases and miseries. - Sir Walter Raleigh

In conversation, humor is worth more than wit and easiness more than knowledge. - George Herbert

You can tell a lot about a fellow's character by his way of eating jellybeans. - Ronald Reagan

You may have heard some funny comedians in your time - Milton Berlin, Don Trickles. - Archie Bunker

When a person can no longer laugh at himself, it is time for others to laugh at him. - Thomas Szasz

As long as I can wear a wig I can be any character, and in real life I can be myself. - Ginnifer Goodwin

Strength of character may be learned at work, but beauty of character is learned at home. - Henry Drummond

Sometimes when reading Goethe I have the paralyzing suspicion that he is trying to be funny. - Guy Davenport

A man is literally what he thinks, his character being the complete sum of all his thoughts. - James Allen

You can easily judge the character of a man by how he treats those who can do nothing for him. - Malcolm S Forbes

Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha

You can't study comedy; it's within you. It's a personality. My humor is an attitude. - Don Rickles

The art of medicine consists of amusing the patient, whilst Mother Nature takes care of the cure. - Voltaire

Talent is God-given. Be humble. Fame is man-given. Be thankful. Conceit is self-given. Be careful. - Harvey Mackay

If you don't learn to laugh at trouble, you won't have anything to laugh at when you grow old. - Edgar Watson Howe

There seems to be no lengths to which humorless people will not go to analyze humor. It seems to worry them. - Robert Benchley

A well-developed sense of humor is the pole that adds balance to your steps as you walk the tightrope of life. - William Arthur Ward

You can't deny laughter. When it comes, it plops down in your favorite chair and stays as long as it wants. - Stephen King

Those who can laugh without cause have either found the true meaning of happiness or have gone stark raving mad. - Norm Papernick

It's a funny thing that when a man hasn't anything on earth to worry about, he goes off and gets married. - Robert Frost

Humor has been the balm of my life, but it's been reserved for those close to me, not part of the public Lana. - Lana Turner

The public blabbers about preventive medicine, but will neither appreciate nor pay for it. You get paid for what you cure. - Martin H. Fischer

When anyone asks me about the Irish character, I say look at the trees. Maimed, stark and misshapen, but ferociously tenacious. - Unknown

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they're not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they're not so bad. - Arnold H. Glasow

From a shy, timid girl I had become a woman of resolute character, who could no longer be frightened by the struggle with troubles. - Anna Dostoevsky

Imagination was given to man to compensate him for what he is not, and a sense of humor was provided to console him for what he is. - Horace Walpole

Education commences on the mother's knee, and every word spoken within hearsay of little children tends toward the formation of character. - Hosea Ballou


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