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He who laughs, lasts. - Mary Pettibone Poole

Living Happily Ever Laughter! - Joe-kster

The secret to humor is surprise. - Aristotle

Wit is the lowest form of humor. - Alexander Pope

Caring is the essence of nursing. - Jean Watson

If it gets laughs, it's funny. - Rachel Dratch

Humor is the most engaging cowardice. - Robert Frost

I live to laugh, and I laugh to live. - Milton Berle

Assumptions are the termites of relationships. - Henry Winkler

The man who laughs has not yet heard the news. - Bertolt Brecht

Ah, TV respects me. It laughs with me, not at me! - Homer Simpson

A little perspective, like a little humor, goes a long way. - Allen Klein

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to Somebody Else. - Will Rogers

You grow up the day you have your first real laugh - at yourself. - Ethel Barrymore

A nurse will always give us hope,
an angel with a stethoscope. - Terri Guillemets

The woman who can create her own job is the one who will win fame and fortune. - Amelia Earhart

This is a sharp medicine, but it is a physician for all diseases and miseries. - Sir Walter Raleigh

The secret source of humor is not joy but sorrow; there is no humor in Heaven. - Mark Twain

Fame is a vapor; popularity an accident; the only earthly certainty is oblivion. - Mark Twain

John Wooden was a hall of fame character long before he was a hall of fame coach. - John C Maxwell

Learn to laugh at your troubles and you'll never run out of things to laugh at. - Lyn Karol

We all lose our looks eventually, better develop your character and interest in life. - Jacqueline Bisset

I want someone who can keep me on my toes, has a good sense of humor and a good heart. - Carmen Electra

You don't have to teach people to be funny, you only have to give them permission. - Harvey Mindess

I've come to realize that real growth of character takes place in the valleys of life. - Dave Dravecky

People always ask me, "Were you funny as a child?" Well, no, I was an accountant. - Ellen DeGeneres

Sometimes when reading Goethe I have the paralyzing suspicion that he is trying to be funny. - Guy Davenport

The easiest kind of relationship for me is with ten thousand people. The hardest is with one. - Joan Baez

I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints - the sinners are much more fun. - Billy Joel

The beauty of the world has two edges, one of laughter, one of anguish, cutting the heart asunder. - Virginia Woolf

Talent is God-given. Be humble. Fame is man-given. Be thankful. Conceit is self-given. Be careful. - Harvey Mackay

A laugh is a surprise. And all humor is physical. I was always athletic, so that came naturally to me. - Chevy Chase

By my count, more business leaders have failed and derailed because of arrogance than any other character flaw. - Harvey Mackay

If you're going to be able to look back on something and laugh about it, you might as well laugh about it now. - Marie Osmond

I realize that humor isn't for everyone. It's only for people who want to have fun, enjoy life, and feel alive. - Anne W. Schaef

The trained nurse has become one of the great blessings of humanity, taking a place beside the physician and the priest. - William Osler

When anyone asks me about the Irish character, I say look at the trees. Maimed, stark and misshapen, but ferociously tenacious. - Unknown

Faithfulness is essential to the character of a friend: without this there can be no safety in intimacy with and confidence in him. - Samuel Hopkins

Education commences on the mother's knee, and every word spoken within hearsay of little children tends toward the formation of character. - Hosea Ballou

Faced with crisis, the man of character falls back on himself. He imposes his own stamp of action, takes responsibility for it, makes it his own. - Charles De Gaulle


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