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Is Laughter The Best Medicine?

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Is Laughter The Best Medicine? thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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He who laughs, lasts. - Mary Pettibone Poole

Gags die, humor doesn't. - Jack Benny

If it gets laughs, it's funny. - Rachel Dratch

I'm so mean, I make medicine sick. - Muhammad Ali

Sports do not build character; they reveal it. - Unknown

Humor is the instinct for taking pain playfully. - Max Eastman

If you want to give God a good laugh, tell Him your plans. - Yiddish Proverb

The real character of a man is found out by his amusements. - Joshua Reynolds

If you can make a woman laugh, you can make her do anything. - Marilyn Monroe

A sense of humour is the ability to laugh at one's self. - Charlie Chaplin

We are all here for a spell; get all the good laughs you can. - Will Rogers

Laugh and the world laughs with you. Snore and you sleep alone. - Anthony Burgess

Bricks may make a house, but the laughter of children makes a home. - Irish Proverb

Ability can take you to the top, but it takes character to keep you there. - Zig Ziglar

Character builds slowly but it can be torn down with incredible swiftness. - Faith Baldwin

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. - Sharon Stone

To array a man's will against his sickness is the supreme art of medicine. - Henry Ward Beecher

This is a sharp medicine, but it is a physician for all diseases and miseries. - Sir Walter Raleigh

I imagine hell like this: Italian punctuality, German humour and English wine. - Peter Ustinov

Many a man's reputation would not know his character if they met on the street. - Elbert Hubbard

Good communication is as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after. - Anne Morrow Lindbergh

Laugh when you can, apologize when you should, and let go of what you can't change. - Unknown

People seem not to see that their opinion of the world is also a confession of character. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

As a man in a relationship, you have a simple choice: You can be right or you can be happy. - Ralphie May

Any disaster you can survive is an improvement in your character, your stature, and your life. - Joseph Campbell

You can easily judge the character of a man by how he treats those who can do nothing for him. - Malcolm S Forbes

You can't study comedy; it's within you. It's a personality. My humor is an attitude. - Don Rickles

The beauty of the world has two edges, one of laughter, one of anguish, cutting the heart asunder. - Virginia Woolf

There's nothing better than a world where everybody's just trying to make each other laugh. - Matthew Perry

When you’re a nurse you know that every day you will touch a life or a life will touch yours. - Unknown

Character is that which reveals moral purposes, exposing the class of things man chooses or avoids. - Aristotle

If you don't learn to laugh at trouble, you won't have anything to laugh at when you grow old. - Edgar Watson Howe

The problem with having a sense of humor is often that people you use it on aren't in a very good mood. - Lou Holtz

Don't laugh at a youth for his affectations; he is only trying on one face after another to find his own. - Logan P. Smith

You can't deny laughter. When it comes, it plops down in your favorite chair and stays as long as it wants. - Stephen King

I have seen what a laugh can do. It can transform almost unbearable tears into something bearable, even hopeful. - Bob Hope

When hungry, eat your rice; when tired, close your eyes. Fools may laugh at me, but wise men will know what I mean. - Lin-Chi

Humour is the weapon of unarmed people: it helps people who are oppressed to smile at the situation that pains them. - Simon Wiesenthal

Despite all our toil and progress, the art of medicine still falls somewhere between trout casting and spook writing. - Ben Hecht

Any fool can criticize, condemn and complain but it takes character and self control to be understanding and forgiving. - Dale Carnegie


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