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Money Valentine

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Money Valentine thanks to Lena Franklin

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Money often costs too much. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Money doesn't talk, it swears. - Bob Dylan

When money speaks, truth keeps silent. - Russian Proverb

The rich are different - they have more money. - Ernest Hemingway

Here's the money for our patentcy (patent). - Archie Bunker

All money is tainted, tain't none of it mine. - Thomas F. McGuire

Insurance is for people who don't have money. - Neil Zukerman

Wind to a sailor is what money is to life on shore. - Sterling Hayden

Don't marry for money, you can borrow it cheaper. - Scottish Saying

I can't afford to die - I'd lose too much money. - George Burns

I can live without money, but I cannot live without love. - Judy Garland

A grandfather carries pictures where his money used to be. - Joe-kster

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker? - George Carlin

Government always finds a need for whatever money it gets. - Ronald Reagan

It's morally wrong to allow a sucker to keep his money. - WC Fields

I claim there ain't another Saint as great as Valentine. - Ogden Nash

I'd like to live like a poor man, only with lots of money. - Pablo Picasso

If a little money does not go out, great money will not come in. - Chinese Proverb

Never invest your money in anything that eats or needs repairing. - Billy Rose

If you can count your money, you don't have a billion dollars. - J Paul Getty

The key to making money in stocks is not to get scared out of them. - Peter Lynch

Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back. - Oscar Wilde

A liberal is a man who is willing to spend somebody else's money. - Carter Glass

How much money does it take to make a man happy? Just one more dollar. - John D. Rockefeller

I can remember way back when a liberal was generous with his own money. - Will Rogers

Money can't buy you friends, but you can get a better class of enemy. - Spike Milligan

I don't care how much money you have, free stuff is always a good thing. - Queen Latifah

Valentine's Day is the day when you remember that Cupid was a lousy shot. - Milton Berle

Success is having to worry about every damn thing in the world, except money. - Johnny Cash

I want to be a millionaire not for the money but for the woman I will become. - Jaime Tardy

Borrowed thoughts, like borrowed money, only show the poverty of the borrower. - Lady Marguerite Blessington

If we were interested in making money, we wouldn’t have become teachers. - Robin Williams

Will you marry me? Do you have any money?
Answer the second question first. - Groucho Marx

Health is like money - we never have a true idea of its value until we lose it. - Josh Billings

There's so little money in my bank account, my scenic checks show a ghetto. - Phyllis Diller

In our world, more often the truth is 'Money talks and integrity walks.' - Bill Welker

All my wife wanted for Valentine's Day was a little card - American Express. - Milton Berle

The quickest way to double your money is to fold it and put it back in your pocket. - Will Rogers

If my Valentine you won't be,
I'll hang myself on your Christmas tree. - Ernest Hemingway

On Valentine's Day, I wired flowers for my mother-in-law, but she found the fuse. - Milton Berle

With money in your pocket, you are wise and you are handsome - and you sing well too. - Yiddish Proverb

The safest way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket. - Kin Hubbard

Enthusiasm is the greatest asset in the world. It beats money and power and influence. - Henry Chester

France is a country where the money falls apart but you can't tear the toilet paper. - Billy Wilder

People don't mind if you have a lot of money if they know you're working for it. - Jay Leno

Writing is the only profession where no one considers you ridiculous if you earn no money. - Jules Renard

The man who leaves money to charity in his will is only giving away what no longer belongs to him. - Voltaire

If you want your children to turn out well, spend twice as much time with them, and half as much money. - Abigail Van Buren

Bathtubs are the epitome of luxury. Either you have no money to own one or you have no time to use one. - Akilnathan Logeswaran

If you don't want to work, you have to work to earn enough money so that you won't have to work. - Ogden Nash

Money frees you from doing things you dislike.
Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy. - Groucho Marx

Advertising may be described as the science of arresting human intelligence long enough to get money from it. - Stephen Leacock

Money was never a big motivation for me, except as a way to keep score. The real excitement is playing the game. - Donald Trump

America is a country where half the money is spent buying food, and the other half is spent trying to lose weight. - Unknown

I went to the bank and reviewed my savings. I found out I have all the money I'll ever need if I die tomorrow. - Henny Youngman

Valentine's Day: Rubbing singles' noses in their lack of a mate and the noses of couples in their lack of time. - Emma McLaughlin

I've never sought success in order to get fame and money; it's the talent and the passion that count in success. - Ingrid Bergman

I like to do things for my wife on Valentine's Day. I open the door for her when she puts laundry in the washing machine. - Milton Berle

Retirement is like a long vacation in Vegas. The goal is to enjoy it to the fullest, but not so fully that you run out of money. - Jonathan Clements

A fruit is a vegetable with looks and money. Plus, if you let fruit rot, it turns into wine; something Brussels Sprouts never do. - P.J. O'Rourke

How you spend your time is more important than how you spend your money. Money mistakes can be corrected, but time is gone forever. - David B. Norris

Only when the last tree has withered, and the last fish caught, and the last river been poisoned, will we realize we cannot eat money. - Cree Proverb

We spend money we don't have, on things we don't need, to make impressions that don't last, on people we don't care about. - Tim Jackson

Let advertisers spend the same amount of money improving their product that they do on advertising and they wouldn't need to advertise it. - Will Rogers

Like all parents, my husband and I just do the best we can, and hold our breath and hope we've set aside enough money for our kids' therapy. - Michelle Pfeiffer

If you have more money than brains, you should focus on outbound marketing. If you have more brains than money, you should focus on inbound marketing. - Guy Kawasaki

If you don't make any money, the government shoves you in the creek once a year with it in your pockets, and all that don't get wet you can keep. - Will Rogers

Love him or hate him, Trump is a man who is certain about what he wants and sets out to get it, no holds barred. Women find his power almost as much of a turn-on as his money. - Unknown

It's good to have money and the things that money can buy, but it's good to check up once in a while and make sure you haven't lost the things that money can't buy. - George Horace Lorimer

There are seven natural openings in the head and body. A lawyer is the only human being with eight. The extra one is a slot to store money in, should his bank be unable to hold all of it. - WC Fields


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