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Mr. Dressup II

Canadian Prime Minister Moonbeam - too Indian for India

Mr. Dressup II thanks to Omar Abdullah

Mr. Dressup II thanks to Omar Abdullah

Mr. Dressup II thanks to Omar Abdullah

Mr. Dressup II thanks to Omar Abdullah

Mr. Dressup II thanks to Omar Abdullah

Mr. Dressup II thanks to Omar Abdullah

Be thankful Trudeau's next formal state visit isn't to Papua, New Guinea

"Canada's Prime Minister is a cultural cringer, now making a fool of himself and his family on his official visit to India in the patronising way of the modern Left. The Trudeaus commissioned some of India's top designers to create culturally-appropriate clothes. Mr Trudeau's choices were even described as 'too Indian even for an Indian'. Isn't this what the Trudeau Left in other circumstances would define as cultural appropriation? Or is it just a clown show?" - Herald Sun

"Is it just me or is this choreographed cuteness all just a bit much now? Also FYI we Indians don't dress like this every day sir, not even in Bollywood" - Omar Abdullah
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Politics is the art of the possible. - Otto von Bismarck

Everybody knows politics is a contact sport. - Barrack Obama

Intelligence has nothing to do with politics. - Londo Molari

Political correctness is tyranny with manners. - Charlton Heston

Turn on to politics, or politics will turn on you. - Ralph Nader

Government is an endless pursuit of new ways to tax. - Unknown

The problem with political jokes is they get elected. - Henry Cate, VII

All diplomacy is a continuation of war by other means. - Zhou Enlai

There can be no wise politics without thought beforehand. - Annie Besant

Poetry is about the grief. Politics is about the grievance. - Robert Frost

I don't go around signin' no political documentaries. - Archie Bunker

Politics is for the present, but an equation is for eternity. - Albert Einstein

Commitments the voters don’t know about can't hurt you. - Ogden Nash

In order to become the master, the politician poses as the servant. - Charles de Gaulle

I wish the government would put a tax on pianos for the incompetent. - Edith Sitwell

A politician is a fellow who will lay down your life for his country. - Tex Guinan

University politics are vicious precisely because the stakes are so small. - Henry Kissinger

The short memories of American voters is what keeps our politicians in office. - Will Rogers

The flood of money that gushes into politics today is a pollution of democracy. - Theodore White

Politics has become so expensive that it takes a lot of money even to be defeated. - Will Rogers

Ideas are great arrows, but there has to be a bow. And politics is the bow of idealism. - Bill Moyers

In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man; if you want anything done, ask a woman. - Margaret Thatcher

I believe there is something out there watching us. Unfortunately, it's the government. - Woody Allen

My brother Bob doesn't want to be in government - he promised Dad he'd go straight. - John F Kennedy

Patriotism is supporting your country all the time and your government when it deserves it. - Mark Twain

People want change but not too much change. Finding that balance is tricky for every politician. - Eleanor Clift

Get thee glass eyes;
And, like a scurvy politician, seem
To see the things thou dost not. - William Shakespeare

I must study politics and war that my sons may have the liberty to study mathematics and philosophy. - John Adams

Trudeau's contribution was not to build Canada but to destroy it, and I had to come in and save it. - Brian Mulroney

When government accepts responsibility for people, then people no longer take responsibility for themselves. - George Pataki

One of the key problems today is that politics is such a disgrace, good people don't go into government. - Donald Trump

Politics is not the art of the possible. It consists in choosing between the disastrous and the unpalatable. - John Kenneth Galbraith

Our whole constitutional heritage rebels at the thought of giving government the power to control men's minds. - Thurgood Marshall

One lesson you better learn if you want to be in politics is that you never go out on a golf course and beat the President. - Lyndon B. Johnson

When it comes to politics, I sit down on a sofa and grab some popcorn - or sometimes I crouch down in order not to get shot. - Sergey Galitsky

Politics: A strife of interests masquerading as a contest of principles. The conduct of public affairs for private advantage. - Ambrose Bierce

Politics is not a bad profession. If you succeed there are many rewards, if you disgrace yourself you can always write a book. - Ronald Reagan

Always vote for principle, though you may vote alone, and you may cherish the sweetest reflection that your vote is never lost. - John Quincy Adams

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