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New Years Broke

Reviewing finances going into the New Year

New Years Broke thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Budget: a way of going broke methodically. - Groucho Marx

That's the thing that broke the straw. - Archie Bunker

Can you fix my husband? He says he's broke. - Unknown

New Year's Day is every man's birthday. - Charles Lamb

The New Year begins in a snow-storm of white vows. - George William Curtis

When I go I'll take New Year's Eve with me. - Guy Lombardo

Lawyers believe a man is innocent until proven broke. - Robin Hall

That's the straw that broke the camel's neck. - Archie Bunker

It's the final straw that broke the camel's back. - English Proverb

It wouldn't be New Year's if I didn't have regrets. - William Thomas

I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out. - Rodney Dangerfield

I think in terms of the day's resolutions, not the year's. - Henry Moore

Every man regards his own life as the New Year’s Eve of time. - Jean Paul Richter

I was a great student at a great school, Wharton School of Finance. - Donald Trump

He who breaks a resolution is a weakling. He who makes one is a fool. - F.M. Knowles

And now we welcome the new year. Full of things that have never been. - Rainer M. Rilke

May all your troubles last as long as your New Year's resolutions! - Joey Adams

Now Bart, since you broke Grandpa's teeth, he gets to break yours. - Homer Simpson

Nobody ever went broke underestimating the taste of the American public. - H L Mencken

Your own resolution to succeed is more important than any other one thing. - Abraham Lincoln

Loyalty to petrified opinion never yet broke a chain or freed a human soul. - Mark Twain

No one ever went broke underestimating the intelligence of the American public. - P.T. Barnum

We had gay burglars the other night. They broke in and rearranged the furniture. - Robin Williams

My boyfriend and I broke up. He wanted to get married and I didn't want him to. - Rita Rudner

Good resolutions are simply checks that men draw on a bank where they have no account. - Oscar Wilde

I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places. - Henny Youngman

One resolution I have made, and try always to keep, is this: To rise above the little things. - John Burroughs

Hope smiles from the threshold of the year to come, whispering, "It will be happier..." - Alfred Lord Tennyson

The object of a new year is not that we should have a new year. It is that we should have a new soul. - G K Chesterton

But can one still make resolutions when one is over forty? I live according to twenty-year-old habits. - Andre Gide

New Year's Eve, where auld acquaintance be forgot. Unless, of course, those tests come back positive. - Jay Leno

Be always at war with your vices, at peace with your neighbors, and let each new year find you a better man. - Benjamin Franklin

I've never been poor, only broke. Being poor is a frame of mind. Being broke is only a temporary situation. - Mike Todd

Youth is when you're allowed to stay up late on New Year's Eve. Middle age is when you're forced to. - Bill Vaughan

Many years ago I resolved never to bother with New Year's resolutions, and I've stuck with it ever since. - Dave Beard

An individual starts off by facing his problem with resolution, but a convention saves the resolution for the end. - Unknown

From New Year's on the outlook brightens; good humor lost in a mood of failure returns. I resolve to stop complaining. - Leonard Bernstein

Nobody ever wrote down a plan to be broke, fat, lazy, or stupid. Those things are what happen when you don't have a plan. - Larry Winget

Human beings will line up for miles to buy a bucket of catastrophes, but don't try selling sunshine and light; you'll go broke. - Chuck Jones

New Year's Day ... now is the accepted time to make your regular annual good resolutions. Next week you can begin paving hell with them as usual. - Mark Twain


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