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No Wash Feet

Far East restroom restrictions

No Wash Feet thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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When you pray, move your feet. - African Proverb

Hollywood is like Picasso's bathroom. - Candice Bergen

In life as in dance: Grace glides on blistered feet. - Alice Abrams

I have little feet because nothing grows in the shade. - Dolly Parton

Feet, what do I need you for when I have wings to fly? - Frida Kahlo

Once on his feet, though, man does not stay where he is. - Frederic Gros

I never feel so much myself as when I'm in a hot bath. - Sylvia Plath

The littlest feet make the biggest footprints in our hearts. - Unknown

It is better to die on your feet than to live on your knees. - Emiliano Zapata

The kitchen. The bathroom. The yin and yang of the household. - David C. Holley

There's a lot involved in going to the bathroom for women. - Leah Remini

I will not let anyone walk through my mind with their dirty feet. - Mohandas K. Gandhi

I used to practice Tony speeches in my bathroom with my hairbrush. - Audra McDonald

The purpose of art is washing the dust of daily life off our souls. - Pablo Picasso

Forget aging. If you're six feet above ground, it's a good day. - Faith Hill

I always thought a yard was three feet, then I started mowing the lawn. - C.E. Cowman

I started singing in the bathroom. Nothing was coming out. It was ghastly. - Rod Stewart

Watermelon - it's a good fruit. You eat, you drink, you wash your face. - Enrico Caruso

There's man all over for you, blaming on his boots the fault of his feet. - Samuel Beckett

My feet will want to walk to where you are sleeping, but I shall go on living. - Pablo Neruda

I've had a lot of luck. If I didn't I'd be washing bottles in Russia. - Marat Safin

The foolish man seeks happiness in the distance. The wise grows it under his feet. - James Oppenheim

If you play a tune and a person don't tap their feet, don't play the tune. - Count Basie

I'd rather be able to face myself in the bathroom mirror than be rich and famous. - Ani DiFranco

Castro couldn't even go to the bathroom unless the Soviet Union put the nickel in the toilet. - Richard M Nixon

With every bathroom renovation, there are three areas that I focus on: budget, function and style. - Candice Olson

At a formal dinner party, the person nearest death should always be seated closest to the bathroom. - George Carlin

I do like to read in bed, but because I have two kids I'm often forced to read in the bathroom. - Eoin Colfer

Forget not that the earth delights to feel your bare feet and the winds long to play with your hair. - Khalil Gibran

Field hockey is my strongest sport, and if I lose a game, I take a long, hot bath and moan about it. - Emma Watson

For marriage to be a success, every woman and every man should have her and his own bathroom. The end. - Catherine Zeta-Jones

Ah, the patter of little feet around the house. There's nothing like having a midget for a butler. - WC Fields

Psychiatry is the art of teaching people how to stand on their own two feet while reclining on couches. - Sigmund Freud

Show me a man with both feet firmly on the ground, and I'll show you a man who can't get his pants off. - Unknown

I hate housework. You make the beds, you wash the dishes and six months later you have to start all over again. - Joan Rivers

We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet, so we bought a dog. It's cheaper and you get more feet. - Rita Rudner

"Exercise" is such a dirty word in my household that whenever I even think of it, I wash my mouth out with chocolate. - Leonore Fleischer

I've got this thing for spicy stuff. Now, if you give me hot chocolate with chili pepper, a book and a bubble bath, I'm a happy girl. - Shiloh Walker

My wife was a make-up artist, and she's a total product junkie. Our bathroom is packed full of lotions and potions so I end up trying them out. - Robert Carlyle

This is love: to fly toward a secret sky, to cause a hundred veils to fall each moment. First to let go of life. Finally, to take a step without feet. - Rumi


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