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No Wash Feet

Far East restroom restrictions

No Wash Feet thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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When you pray, move your feet. - African Proverb

Hollywood is like Picasso's bathroom. - Candice Bergen

Always go to the bathroom when you have a chance. - King George V

Heaven is under our feet as well as over our heads. - Henry David Thoreau

I write poems like some people sing in the bathroom. - Amit Bhatia

In life as in dance: Grace glides on blistered feet. - Alice Abrams

Once on his feet, though, man does not stay where he is. - Frederic Gros

Everybody falls, but only winners get back on their feet. - Unknown

Normal is nothing more than a cycle on a washing machine. - Whoopi Goldberg

The kitchen. The bathroom. The yin and yang of the household. - David C. Holley

My mom always said normal is just a cycle on the washing machine. - Wynonna Judd

If a deaf person swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap? - George Carlin

The purpose of art is washing the dust of daily life off our souls. - Pablo Picasso

My grandmother took a bath every year, whether she was dirty or not. - Brendan Behan

It never fails - you get in the bath and there's a rub at the lamp. - Robin Williams

I could tell my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and radio. - Rodney Dangerfield

The best use of laws is to teach men to trample bad laws under their feet. - Wendell Phillips

Watermelon - it's a good fruit. You eat, you drink, you wash your face. - Enrico Caruso

A man's feet should be planted in his country, but his eyes should survey the world. - George Santayana

Hiring someone to write your autobiography is like hiring someone to take a bath for you. - Mae West

I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting for the bathroom. - Bob Hope

A statistician can have his head in the oven and his feet in ice, and on average he feels fine. - Unknown

Castro couldn't even go to the bathroom unless the Soviet Union put the nickel in the toilet. - Richard M Nixon

With every bathroom renovation, there are three areas that I focus on: budget, function and style. - Candice Olson

At a formal dinner party, the person nearest death should always be seated closest to the bathroom. - George Carlin

I do like to read in bed, but because I have two kids I'm often forced to read in the bathroom. - Eoin Colfer

Forget not that the earth delights to feel your bare feet and the winds long to play with your hair. - Khalil Gibran

Field hockey is my strongest sport, and if I lose a game, I take a long, hot bath and moan about it. - Emma Watson

I want the pilot flying me up in the air at 30,000 feet to make more than a guy working at Taco Bell. - Michael Moore

Be good, keep your feet dry, your eyes open, your heart at peace, and your soul in the joy of Christ. - Thomas Merton

For marriage to be a success, every woman and every man should have her and his own bathroom. The end. - Catherine Zeta-Jones

Ah, the patter of little feet around the house. There's nothing like having a midget for a butler. - WC Fields

I sleep with a light on in the bathroom so I can see where I'm at, because I wake up and have no clue. - Carrie Underwood

Show me a man with both feet firmly on the ground, and I'll show you a man who can't get his pants off. - Unknown

I hate housework. You make the beds, you wash the dishes and six months later you have to start all over again. - Joan Rivers

When you know you're right, you don't care what others think. You know sooner or later it will come out in the wash. - Barbara McClintock

"Exercise" is such a dirty word in my household that whenever I even think of it, I wash my mouth out with chocolate. - Leonore Fleischer

I worked in a health food store once. A guy came in and asked me, "If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?" - Steven Wright

I've got this thing for spicy stuff. Now, if you give me hot chocolate with chili pepper, a book and a bubble bath, I'm a happy girl. - Shiloh Walker

My wife was a make-up artist, and she's a total product junkie. Our bathroom is packed full of lotions and potions so I end up trying them out. - Robert Carlyle


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