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No Wash Feet

Far East restroom restrictions

No Wash Feet thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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When you pray, move your feet. - African Proverb

A closed mouth gathers no feet. - Unknown

Always go to the bathroom when you have a chance. - King George V

Oh, that sound? I'm in the hot tub, reading a novel. - Jane Smiley

Everybody falls, but only winners get back on their feet. - Unknown

I never feel so much myself as when I'm in a hot bath. - Sylvia Plath

The kitchen. The bathroom. The yin and yang of the household. - David C. Holley

There's a lot involved in going to the bathroom for women. - Leah Remini

My mom always said normal is just a cycle on the washing machine. - Wynonna Judd

It's headed for the brambles and we are all in our bare feet. - WC Fields

If a deaf person swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap? - George Carlin

The purpose of art is washing the dust of daily life off our souls. - Pablo Picasso

It never fails - you get in the bath and there's a rub at the lamp. - Robin Williams

I started singing in the bathroom. Nothing was coming out. It was ghastly. - Rod Stewart

My feet will want to walk to where you are sleeping, but I shall go on living. - Pablo Neruda

I feel like a midget with muddy feet had been walking over my tongue all night. - WC Fields

The foolish man seeks happiness in the distance. The wise grows it under his feet. - James Oppenheim

If you play a tune and a person don't tap their feet, don't play the tune. - Count Basie

There are two things that Jack Bauer never does. Show mercy, and go to the bathroom. - Kiefer Sutherland

You can't sweep other people off their feet if you can't be swept off your own. - Clarence Day

I have spread my dreams beneath your feet. Tread softly because you tread on my dreams. - William Butler Yeats

At Disneyland, you never go 'backstage' - even when you're in the bathroom. - Hideo Kojima

A man's feet should be planted in his country, but his eyes should survey the world. - George Santayana

Hiring someone to write your autobiography is like hiring someone to take a bath for you. - Mae West

I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting for the bathroom. - Bob Hope

There must be quite a few things a hot bath won't cure, but I don't know many of them. - Sylvia Plath

A statistician can have his head in the oven and his feet in ice, and on average he feels fine. - Unknown

Basically my wife was immature. I'd be in my bath, and she'd come in and sink my boats. - Woody Allen

Castro couldn't even go to the bathroom unless the Soviet Union put the nickel in the toilet. - Richard M Nixon

With every bathroom renovation, there are three areas that I focus on: budget, function and style. - Candice Olson

I do like to read in bed, but because I have two kids I'm often forced to read in the bathroom. - Eoin Colfer

Forget not that the earth delights to feel your bare feet and the winds long to play with your hair. - Khalil Gibran

Field hockey is my strongest sport, and if I lose a game, I take a long, hot bath and moan about it. - Emma Watson

For marriage to be a success, every woman and every man should have her and his own bathroom. The end. - Catherine Zeta-Jones

How beautiful upon the mountains are the feet of him that bringeth good tidings, that publisheth peace. - Isaiah 52:7

The best measure of a man's honesty isn't his income tax return. It's the zero adjust on his bathroom scale. - Arthur C. Clarke

I like to do things for my wife on Valentine's Day. I open the door for her when she puts laundry in the washing machine. - Milton Berle

I worked in a health food store once. A guy came in and asked me, "If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?" - Steven Wright

I've got this thing for spicy stuff. Now, if you give me hot chocolate with chili pepper, a book and a bubble bath, I'm a happy girl. - Shiloh Walker

Dogs display reluctance and wrath
If you try to give them a bath;
They bury bones in hideaways
And half the time they trot sideaways. - Ogden Nash


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