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The Me Too movement is against sexual harassment and sexual assault. #MeToo spread virally in October 2017 as a hashtag used on social media in an attempt to demonstrate the widespread prevalence of sexual assault and harassment, especially in the workplace.

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All politics is applesauce. - Will Rogers

Agree, for the law is costly. - William Camden

Politics is the art of the possible. - Otto von Bismarck

A lawsuit helps keep lawyers clothed. - Unknown

The good lawyer is the great salesman. - Janet Reno

A bad compromise beats a good lawsuit. - Saying

Turn on to politics, or politics will turn on you. - Ralph Nader

A successful lawsuit is the one worn by a policeman. - Robert Frost

I'm not a politician. I've only got one face. - Brendan Behan

Talk is cheap until you hire a lawyer or an accountant. - Joe Defries

What this country needs are more unemployed politicians. - Edward Langley

The innkeeper loves the drunkard, but not for a son-in-law. - Yiddish Proverb

Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows - marriage does. - Groucho Marx

We live in a world in which politics has replaced philosophy. - Martin L. Gross

A countryman between two lawyers is like a fish between two cats. - Benjamin Franklin

It should be possible to explain the laws of physics to a barmaid. - Albert Einstein

The sad duty of politics is to establish justice in a sinful world. - Reinhold Niebuhr

Books should be tried by a judge and jury as though they were crimes. - Samuel Butler

Every politician should have been born an orphan and remain a bachelor. - Lady Bird Johnson

Politics is the art of choosing between the disastrous and the unpalatable. - John Kenneth Galbraith

It's every lawyer's dream to help shape the law, not just react to it. - Alan Dershowitz

The short memories of American voters is what keeps our politicians in office. - Will Rogers

Even when laws have been written down, they ought not always to remain unaltered. - Aristotle

Politics has become so expensive that it takes a lot of money even to be defeated. - Will Rogers

The language of the law must not be foreign to the ears of those who are to obey it. - Learned hand

Canada is founded upon principles that recognize the supremacy of God and the rule of law. - Stockwell Day

What right does Congress have to go around making laws just because they deem it necessary? - Marion Barry

Do not judge me by my successes, judge me by how many times I fell down and got back up again. - Nelson Mandela

People want change but not too much change. Finding that balance is tricky for every politician. - Eleanor Clift

Why pay money to have your family tree traced; go into politics and your opponents will do it for you. - Unknown

Politics, for years, or all too long, has been concerned with right or left instead of right or wrong. - Richard Armour

In a litigation-happy society, clear agreements often prevent small disagreements form becoming big ones. - Harvey Mackay

One of the key problems today is that politics is such a disgrace, good people don't go into government. - Donald Trump

The doctor sees all the weakness of mankind, the lawyer all the wickedness, the theologian all the stupidity. - Arthur Schopenhauer

It is a win-win for the American people, an idea no conventional politician would have the guts to put forward. - Donald Trump

Just because you do not take an interest in politics doesn't mean politics won't take an interest in you. - Pericles (430 B.C.)

Whenever men take the law into their own hands, the loser is the law. And when the law loses, freedom languishes. - Robert Kennedy

People judge you by your actions, not your intentions. You may have a heart of gold, but so has a hard-boiled egg. - Unknown

I have a huge interest in hockey because I grew up in Canada, where it's kind of the law that you love hockey. - Matthew Perry

At present, our country needs women's idealism and determination, perhaps more in politics than anywhere else. - Shirley Chisholm

Politics is the only business where doing nothing other than making the other guy look bad is an acceptable outcome. - Mark Warner

The minute you read something that you can't understand, you can almost be sure that it was drawn up by a lawyer. - Will Rogers

One of the reasons people hate politics is that truth is rarely a politician's objective. Election and power are. - Cal Thomas

That old law about "an eye for an eye" leaves everybody blind. The time is always right to do the right thing. - Rev. Martin Luther King Jr.

The courtrooms of America all too often have Piper Cub advocates trying to handle the controls of Boeing 747 litigation. - Warren E. Burger

One lesson you better learn if you want to be in politics is that you never go out on a golf course and beat the President. - Lyndon B. Johnson

When it comes to politics, I sit down on a sofa and grab some popcorn - or sometimes I crouch down in order not to get shot. - Sergey Galitsky

A nation that is afraid to let its people judge the truth and falsehood in an open market is a nation that is afraid of its people. - John F Kennedy

Politics is supposed to be the second oldest profession. I have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first. - Ronald Reagan

Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other. - Oscar Ameringer


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