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Out On A Limb

Growing up where you're not supposed to

Out On A Limb thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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The best revenge is massive success. - Frank Sinatra

Eighty percent of success is showing up. - Woody Allen

Inspiration and genius - one and the same. - Victor Hugo

Human success is a quotation from overhead. - Charles H. Parkhurst

Once there was a tree, and she loved a little boy. - Shel Silverstein

Try not to become a man of success but a man of value. - Albert Einstein

Success is dependent on the glands - the sweat glands. - Zig Ziglar

Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor. - Truman Capote

Once you can accept failure, you can have fun and success. - Rickey Henderson

The death of a friend is equivalent to the loss of a limb. - German Proverb

Character is the real foundation of all worthwhile success. - John Hays Hammond

Self-acceptance leads to success, not the other way around. - Deepak Chopra

Before anything else, getting ready is the secret of success. - Henry Ford

Every failure brings with it the seed of an equivalent success. - Napoleon Hill

Character is the root of the tree; conduct, the fruit it bears. - E.M. Bounds

The success that the Tolkien books had redefined modern fantasy. - George R.R. Martin

You never achieve real success unless you like what you are doing. - Dale Carnegie

To follow, without halt, one aim: There's the secret of success. - Anna Pavlova

What good is money if it can't inspire terror in your fellow man? - Homer Simpson

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The rest of us just get up and go to work. - Chuck Close

Success is when you look back at your life and the memories make you smile. - Phoebe L. Moll

To tend, unfailingly, unflinchingly, towards a goal, is the secret of success. - Anna Pavlova

Learn not to talk to me. You shake the tree, a leopard's going to fall out. - Kobe Bryant

Success is a lousy teacher. It seduces people into thinking they can't lose. - Bill Gates

It will never rain roses. When we want to have more roses, we must plant more trees. - George Eliot

Keep steadily before you the fact that all true success depends at last upon yourself. - Theodore T. Hunger

Do we not all agree to call rapid thought and noble impulse by the name of inspiration? - George Eliot

The greatest men have been those who have cut their way to success through difficulties. - F.W. Robertson

Put your heart, mind, and soul into even your smallest acts. This is the secret of success. - Swami Sivananda

We breathe air, trees make air, homework kills trees, therefore homework is going to kill us all. - Unknown

If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader. - John Quincy Adams

Why pay money to have your family tree traced; go into politics and your opponents will do it for you. - Unknown

Inspiration comes unawares, from unaccountable sources that have nothing to do with planning or intelligence. - Maurice Chevalier

Success seems to be connected with action. Successful people keep moving. They make mistakes but don't quit. - Conrad Hilton

Except during the nine months before he draws his first breath, no man manages his affairs as well as a tree does. - George Bernard Shaw

Climb the mountains and get their good tidings. Nature's peace will flow into you as sunshine flows into trees. - John Muir

A manager is a title, it does not guarantee success. Coaching is an action, not a title and actions will result in successes. - Catherine Pulsifer

When I know that, if I have no inspiration whatsoever, when I come and I just feel empty, I have nothing, I know that I can still play the scene. - Christopher Walken

Humility is becoming a lost art, but it's not difficult to practice. It means that you realize that others have been involved in your success. - Harvey Mackay

Success is peace of mind which is a direct result of self-satisfaction in knowing you did your best to become the best you are capable of becoming. - John Wooden


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