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Out On A Limb

Growing up where you're not supposed to

Out On A Limb thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Nothing succeeds like success. - Alexander Dumas

Impatience never commanded success. - Edwin H. Chapin

The best revenge is massive success. - Frank Sinatra

Inspiration and genius - one and the same. - Victor Hugo

What kind of man gives cigarettes to trees? - Robin Williams

There are no elevators in the house of success. - H.H. Vreeland

The righteous will flourish like the palm tree. - Psalms 92:12

Formula for success: Underpromise and overdeliver. - Thomas Peters

The trees that are slow to grow bear the best fruit. - Moliere

Success is much more a matter of courage than ability. - Joe Segal

Formula for success: rise early, work hard, strike oil. - J Paul Getty

You measure success by how much good you do for others. - Zig Ziglar

The secret of success is to know something nobody else knows. - Aristotle Onassis

The secret of success is to do common things uncommonly well. - John D. Rockefeller

To follow, without halt, one aim: There's the secret of success. - Anna Pavlova

Success is a science; if you have the conditions, you get the result. - Oscar Wilde

There is only one success - to be able to spend your life in your own way. - Christopher Morley

The best time to plant a tree was 20 years ago. The second best time is now. - Chinese Proverb

Enthusiasm is a vital element toward the individual success of every man or woman. - Conrad Hilton

The true meaning of life is to plant trees, under whose shade you do not expect to sit. - Nelson Henderson

We seldom give each other advice - I think that's the success of 25 years of marriage. - Laura Bush

The heart of another is a dark forest, always, no matter how close it has been to one's own. - Willa Cather

The difference between a gun and a tree is a difference of tempo. The tree explodes every spring. - Ezra Pound

Let hope inspire you, but let not idealism blind you. Don't look back, you can never look back. - Don Henley

For marriage to be a success, every woman and every man should have her and his own bathroom. The end. - Catherine Zeta-Jones

The reason there are so many tree-lined boulevards in Paris is so the German army can march in the shade. - George S Patton

Develop success from failures. Discouragement and failure are two of the surest stepping stones to success. - Dale Carnegie

Perseverance alone does not assure success. No amount of stalking will lead to game in a field that has none. - I Ching

Change your belief that struggle and striving are necessary for success and watch how smoothly everything can go. - Unknown

Flaming enthusiasm, backed up by horse sense and persistence, is the quality that most frequently makes for success. - Dale Carnegie

If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him... is he still wrong? - George Carlin

We learn wisdom from failure much more than success. We often discover what we will do, by finding out what we will not do. - Samuel Smiles

Success is neither magical nor mysterious. Success is the natural consequence of consistently applying the basic fundamentals. - Jim Rohn

There's a limit to how many times you can read how great you are and what an inspiration you are, but I'm not there yet. - Randy Pausch

Leadership is all about caring, daring and sharing. Caring for people, Daring to Act fearlessly, and Sharing the success with all. - Sujit Lalwani

The measure of success is not whether you have a tough problem to deal with, but whether it is the same problem you had last year. - John Foster Dulles

The secret of many a man's success in the world resides in his insight into the moods of men and his tact in dealing with them. - J.G. Holland

The men who have done big things are those who were not afraid to attempt big things, who were not afraid to risk failure in order to gain success. - B.C. Forbes

Success is to be measured not so much by the position that one has reached in life as by the obstacles which he has overcome while trying to succeed. - Booker T. Washington

No one is going to hand me success. I must go out and get it myself. That's why I'm here. To dominate. To conquer. Both the world and myself. - Unknown


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