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Out On A Limb

Growing up where you're not supposed to

Out On A Limb thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Impatience never commanded success. - Edwin H. Chapin

There is no disinfectant like success. - Daniel J Boorstin

A sure cure for seasickness is to sit under a tree. - Spike Milligan

The trees that are slow to grow bear the best fruit. - Moliere

To do a common thing uncommonly well brings success. - Henry J Heinz

Success means doing the best we can with what we have. - Zig Ziglar

The best cure for sea sickness, is to sit under a tree. - Spike Milligan

Sometimes I worry about being a success in a mediocre world. - Lily Tomlin

Success will come to the side that has the last man standing. - Philippe Petain

I attribute my success to this: I never gave or took any excuse. - Florence Nightingale

It has yet to be proven that intelligence has any survival value. - Arthur C. Clarke

Success is going from failure to failure without loss of enthusiasm. - Winston Churchill

Leaders inspire. They aren't assigned leadership. They command it. - Dr. Phil McGraw

Don't ever perceive other people's success as your own failure. - Rob Liano

There is only one success - to be able to spend your life in your own way. - Christopher Morley

The best time to plant a tree was 20 years ago. The second best time is now. - Chinese Proverb

To tend, unfailingly, unflinchingly, towards a goal, is the secret of success. - Anna Pavlova

The very first step toward success in any occupation is to become interested in it. - Sir William Osler

The true meaning of life is to plant trees, under whose shade you do not expect to sit. - Nelson Henderson

Young man, the secret of my success is that at an early age I discovered I was not God. - Oliver Wendell Holmes Jr.

A cold wind was blowing from the north, and it made the trees rustle like living things. - George R.R. Martin

If you're absent during my struggle, don't expect to be present during my success. - Will Smith

There's a ball. There's a hoop. You put the ball through the hoop. That's success. - Kareem Abdul-Jabbar

I think of inspiration as desire infused with spirit and topped with an almost reckless optimism. - Fred White

We breathe air, trees make air, homework kills trees, therefore homework is going to kill us all. - Unknown

How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire? - Unknown

The only yardstick for success our society has is being a champion. No one remembers anything else. - John Madden

Let hope inspire you, but let not idealism blind you. Don't look back, you can never look back. - Don Henley

Inspiration comes unawares, from unaccountable sources that have nothing to do with planning or intelligence. - Maurice Chevalier

Enthusiasm is the inspiration of everything great. Without it no man is to be feared, and with it none despised. - Christian Nevell Bovee

Success has nothing to do with what you gain in life or accomplish for yourself. It's what you do for others. - Danny Thomas

Climb the mountains and get their good tidings. Nature's peace will flow into you as sunshine flows into trees. - John Muir

Anyone who practices can obtain success in yoga but not one who is lazy. Constant practice alone is the secret of success. - Svatmarama

Many of life's failures are experienced by people who did not realize how close they were to success when they gave up. - Thomas Edison

What's money? A man is a success if he gets up in the morning and goes to bed at night and in between does what he wants to do. - Bob Dylan

I glanced out the window at the signs of spring. The sky was almost blue, the trees were almost budding, the sun was almost bright. - Millard Kaufman

Perseverance is a great element of success; if you only knock long enough and loud enough at the gate, you are sure to wake up somebody. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to wait a year to sleep next to a tree, something is wrong. - George Carlin

Success is to be measured not so much by the position that one has reached in life as by the obstacles which he has overcome while trying to succeed. - Booker T. Washington

Advice from a tree:
- Stand tall and proud
- Go out on a limb
- Remember your roots
- Drink plenty of water
- Enjoy the view - Unknown


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