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Out On A Limb

Growing up where you're not supposed to

Out On A Limb thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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My family tree could use some pruning. - Unknown

Self-trust is the first secret of success. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Human success is a quotation from overhead. - Charles H. Parkhurst

Success: the ability to make wise decisions. - Hebrew Saying

Sloppy success is better than perfect mediocrity. - Alex Mandossian

Humor is one of the best ingredients of survival. - Aung San Suu Kyi

Try not to become a man of success but a man of value. - Albert Einstein

You measure success by how much good you do for others. - Zig Ziglar

The patriot's blood is the seed of Freedom's tree. - Thomas Campbell

Self-acceptance leads to success, not the other way around. - Deepak Chopra

He knows his olive trees better than he knows his children. - Rebecca Helm-Ropelato

Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all?" - George Carlin

Success doesn't make you and failure doesn't break you. - Zig Ziglar

Real success is finding your lifework in the work that you love. - David McCullough

What good is money if it can't inspire terror in your fellow man? - Homer Simpson

The thermometer of success is merely the jealousy of the malcontents. - Salvador Dali

The penalty of success is to be bored by the people who used to snub you. - Nancy Astor

Success is having to worry about every damn thing in the world, except money. - Johnny Cash

You have achieved success if you have lived well, laughed often and loved much. - Unknown

Give me a couple of years, and I'll make that actress an overnight success. - Samuel Goldwyn

I don't have to look up my family tree, because I know that I'm the sap. - Fred Allen

Southerners are so devoted to genealogy that we see a family tree under every bush. - Florence King

Losers visualize the penalties of failure. Winners visualize the rewards of success. - Unknown

It will never rain roses. When we want to have more roses, we must plant more trees. - George Eliot

Success is a two-bladed golden sword - it knights one and stabs one at the same time. - Mae West

Do we not all agree to call rapid thought and noble impulse by the name of inspiration? - George Eliot

Young man, the secret of my success is that at an early age I discovered I was not God. - Oliver Wendell Holmes Jr.

Suburbia is where the developer bulldozes out the trees, then names the streets after them. - Bill Vaughan

Put your heart, mind, and soul into even your smallest acts. This is the secret of success. - Swami Sivananda

Coming together is the beginning; keeping together is progress; working together is success. - Henry Ford

To demand more of yourself than you do of others is the first step on any ladder of success. - Unknown

The greatest human achievement is not success but facing an unchangeable fate with great courage. - Viktor Frankl

If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader. - John Quincy Adams

The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree: the presence of a family all wrapped up in each other. - Bill Vaughan

The error of the past is the success of the future. A mistake is evidence that someone tried to do something. - Unknown

Success has nothing to do with what you gain in life or accomplish for yourself. It's what you do for others. - Danny Thomas

Flaming enthusiasm, backed up by horse sense and persistence, is the quality that most frequently makes for success. - Dale Carnegie

Failure is blindness to the strategic element in events; success is readiness for instant action when the opportune moment arrives. - Newell D. Hillis

Success is about creating benefit for all and enjoying the process. If you focus on this and adopt this definition, success is yours. - Kelly Kim

The men who have done big things are those who were not afraid to attempt big things, who were not afraid to risk failure in order to gain success. - B.C. Forbes


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