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Out On A Limb

Growing up where you're not supposed to

Out On A Limb thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Failure teaches success. - Japanese Saying

Survival is a major contributor to longevity. - Unknown

Nothing succeeds like the appearance of success. - Christopher Lasch

Success occurs when opportunity meets preparation. - Zig Ziglar

Formula for success: Underpromise and overdeliver. - Thomas Peters

Formula for success: rise early, work hard, strike oil. - J Paul Getty

The secret of your success is determined by your daily agenda. - John C Maxwell

Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all?" - George Carlin

No one was ever great without some portion of divine inspiration. - Cicero

Success is a great deodorant. It takes away all your past smells. - Elizabeth Taylor

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The real pros get up and go to work. - Harvey Mackay

Success is going from failure to failure without loss of enthusiasm. - Winston Churchill

What good is money if it can't inspire terror in your fellow man? - Homer Simpson

I don't judge success by what I once did, but by what I keep doing. - Johnny Kelley

Learn not to talk to me. You shake the tree, a leopard's going to fall out. - Kobe Bryant

Success is a lousy teacher. It seduces people into thinking they can't lose. - Bill Gates

Enthusiasm is a vital element toward the individual success of every man or woman. - Conrad Hilton

The first and most important step toward success is the feeling that we can succeed. - Nelson Boswell

It will never rain roses. When we want to have more roses, we must plant more trees. - George Eliot

Do we not all agree to call rapid thought and noble impulse by the name of inspiration? - George Eliot

We seldom give each other advice - I think that's the success of 25 years of marriage. - Laura Bush

If you're absent during my struggle, don't expect to be present during my success. - Will Smith

There's a ball. There's a hoop. You put the ball through the hoop. That's success. - Kareem Abdul-Jabbar

Striving for success without hard work is like trying to harvest where you haven't planted. - David Bly

Success is the good fortune that comes from aspiration, desperation, perspiration and inspiration. - Evan Esar

For marriage to be a success, every woman and every man should have her and his own bathroom. The end. - Catherine Zeta-Jones

Success in life is not a matter so much of talent or opportunity but of concentration and perseverance. - C.W. Wendte

My wife is on a diet. Coconuts and bananas. She hasn't lost any weight, but she can sure climb a tree. - Henny Youngman

Success is one thing you can't pay for. You buy it on the installment plan and make payments every day. - Zig Ziglar

Enthusiasm is the inspiration of everything great. Without it no man is to be feared, and with it none despised. - Christian Nevell Bovee

Change your belief that struggle and striving are necessary for success and watch how smoothly everything can go. - Unknown

Flaming enthusiasm, backed up by horse sense and persistence, is the quality that most frequently makes for success. - Dale Carnegie

The power of fortune is confessed only by the miserable; for the happy impute all their success to prudence and merit. - Jonathan Swift

We learn wisdom from failure much more than success. We often discover what we will do, by finding out what we will not do. - Samuel Smiles

When anyone asks me about the Irish character, I say look at the trees. Maimed, stark and misshapen, but ferociously tenacious. - Unknown

Don't be distracted by criticism. Remember, the only taste of success some people have is when they take a bite out of you. - Zig Ziglar

There comes a stage at which a man would rather die cleanly by a bullet than by the unknown terror of the phantom in the forest. - Tahir Shah

Leadership is all about caring, daring and sharing. Caring for people, Daring to Act fearlessly, and Sharing the success with all. - Sujit Lalwani

The secret of many a man's success in the world resides in his insight into the moods of men and his tact in dealing with them. - J.G. Holland

Success is no accident. It is hard work, perseverance, learning, studying, sacrifice and most of all, love of what you are doing or learning to do. - Pele


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