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Out On A Limb

Growing up where you're not supposed to

Out On A Limb thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Nothing succeeds like success. - Alexander Dumas

Success is the child of audacity. - Benjamin Disraeli

Self-assurance is two-thirds of success. - Gaelic Proverb

Positivity is such a high predictor of success rate. - Shawn Achor

Formula for success: rise early, work hard, strike oil. - J Paul Getty

In Hollywood, a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk. - Rita Rudner

The death of a friend is equivalent to the loss of a limb. - German Proverb

I couldn't wait for success, so I went ahead without it. - Jonathan Winters

The only place where success comes before work is a dictionary. - Vidal Sassoon

Success is the maximum utilization of the ability that you have. - Zig Ziglar

It has yet to be proven that intelligence has any survival value. - Arthur C. Clarke

Success is getting what you want. Happiness is wanting what you get. - Dale Carnegie

Success is going from failure to failure without loss of enthusiasm. - Winston Churchill

Success is a science; if you have the conditions, you get the result. - Oscar Wilde

The best time to plant a tree was 20 years ago. The second best time is now. - Chinese Proverb

It will never rain roses. When we want to have more roses, we must plant more trees. - George Eliot

Do we not all agree to call rapid thought and noble impulse by the name of inspiration? - George Eliot

A cold wind was blowing from the north, and it made the trees rustle like living things. - George R.R. Martin

Old age is like everything else. To make a success of it, you've got to start young. - Fred Astaire

I believe any success in life is made by going into an area with a blind, furious optimism. - Sylvester Stallone

The heart of another is a dark forest, always, no matter how close it has been to one's own. - Willa Cather

The most beautiful thing in the world is, precisely, the conjunction of learning and inspiration. - Wanda Landowska

If you reveal your secrets to the wind, don't blame the wind for revealing them to the trees. - Unknown

The difference between a gun and a tree is a difference of tempo. The tree explodes every spring. - Ezra Pound

Success does not consist in never making blunders, but in never making the same one a second time. - Josh Billings

Why pay money to have your family tree traced; go into politics and your opponents will do it for you. - Unknown

You were designed for accomplishment, engineered for success, and endowed with the seeds of greatness. - Zig Ziglar

Success in life, in anything, depends upon the number of persons that one can make himself agreeable to. - Thomas Carlyle

The error of the past is the success of the future. A mistake is evidence that someone tried to do something. - Unknown

Inspiration comes unawares, from unaccountable sources that have nothing to do with planning or intelligence. - Maurice Chevalier

As the poet said, "Only God can make a tree" - probably because it's so hard to figure out how to get the bark on. - Woody Allen

The greatest sign of success for a teacher is to be able to say, "The children are now working as if I did not exist." - Maria Montessori

If you think in terms of a year, plant a seed; if in terms of ten years, plant trees; if in terms of 100 years, teach the people. - Confucius

Success and failure. We think of them as opposites, but they're really not. They're companions - the hero and the sidekick. - Laurence Shames

What's money? A man is a success if he gets up in the morning and goes to bed at night and in between does what he wants to do. - Bob Dylan

Success is not built on success. It's built on failure. It's built on frustration. Sometimes it's built on catastrophe. - Sumner Redstone

I think trees should bloom earlier in the spring. They act like they are on a schedule. It’s not like they have anywhere to go. - Jarod Kintz

If you have a success you have it for the wrong reasons. If you become popular it is always because of the worst aspects of your work. - Ernest Hemingway

Overnight success just doesn't happen. You've got to put your time in. You're up and down - all of a sudden, it just clicks. - Anthony Calvillo

Advice from a tree:
- Stand tall and proud
- Go out on a limb
- Remember your roots
- Drink plenty of water
- Enjoy the view - Unknown


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