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Out On A Limb

Growing up where you're not supposed to

Out On A Limb thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Failure teaches success. - Japanese Saying

The best revenge is massive success. - Frank Sinatra

Sweat plus sacrifice equals success. - Charlie Finley

There is no disinfectant like success. - Daniel J Boorstin

Success covers a multitude of blunders. - George Bernard Shaw

Trees often transplanted seldom prosper. - Flemish Proverb

What kind of man gives cigarettes to trees? - Robin Williams

Success is due less to ability than to zeal. - Charles Buxton

Survival is a major contributor to longevity. - Unknown

Confidence is the hinge on the door to success. - Mary O'Hare Dumas

Life's failures are stepping stones to success. - Unknown

The death of a friend is equivalent to the loss of a limb. - German Proverb

The secret of success is to know something nobody else knows. - Aristotle Onassis

I attribute my success to this: I never gave or took any excuse. - Florence Nightingale

Success is a great deodorant. It takes away all your past smells. - Elizabeth Taylor

If you tell a joe-k in the forest, but nobody laughs, was it a joe-k? - Steven Wright

The talent of success is nothing more than doing what you can do, well. - Henry W. Longfellow

Success is having to worry about every damn thing in the world, except money. - Johnny Cash

Success is a lousy teacher. It seduces people into thinking they can't lose. - Bill Gates

I'd rather be a failure at something I love than a success at something I hate. - George Burns

Use your imagination not to scare yourself to death but to inspire yourself to life. - Adele Brookman

Success is not final, failure is not fatal, it is the courage to continue that counts. - Winston Churchill

I'm in love with the potential of miracles. For me, the safest place is out on a limb. - Shirley MacLaine

If you're absent during my struggle, don't expect to be present during my success. - Will Smith

Transplanting the ballet to the United States is like trying to raise a palm tree in Dakota. - Lincoln Kirsten

I don't know the key to success but I know the key to failure is trying to please everybody. - Unknown

I think of inspiration as desire infused with spirit and topped with an almost reckless optimism. - Fred White

How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire? - Unknown

Part of the secret of a success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside. - Mark Twain

The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree: the presence of a family all wrapped up in each other. - Bill Vaughan

The most important single ingredient in the formula of success is the knack of getting along with people. - Theodore Roosevelt

Change your belief that struggle and striving are necessary for success and watch how smoothly everything can go. - Unknown

Your belief in yourself and your company and your place in the world may be the main determination of your success. - Tom Butler-Bowdon

Anyone who practices can obtain success in yoga but not one who is lazy. Constant practice alone is the secret of success. - Svatmarama

We learn wisdom from failure much more than success. We often discover what we will do, by finding out what we will not do. - Samuel Smiles

Misfortunes, untoward events, lay open, disclose the skill of a general, while success conceals his weakness, his weak points. - Horace

Success is neither magical nor mysterious. Success is the natural consequence of consistently applying the basic fundamentals. - Jim Rohn

Don't be distracted by criticism. Remember, the only taste of success some people have is when they take a bite out of you. - Zig Ziglar

The measure of success is not whether you have a tough problem to deal with, but whether it is the same problem you had last year. - John Foster Dulles

Success is not built on success. It's built on failure. It's built on frustration. Sometimes it's built on catastrophe. - Sumner Redstone


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