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Pantastic Crop

Finding a use for used jeans on the farm

Pantastic Crop thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Fashion should be stylish and fun. - Twiggy

Fashions change, but style is forever. - Unknown

Fashion saves a lot more lives than doctors. - Bruno Gehard

A book is like a garden carried in the pocket. - Unknown

Problems are only opportunities in work clothes. - Henry J Kaiser

I base my fashion sense on what doesn't itch. - Gilda Radner

Distrust any enterprise that requires new clothes. - Henry David Thoreau

Motivation is when your dreams put on work clothes. - Milton Berle

If someone's lying, are their pants really on fire? - Jerry Seinfeld

Love is a fair garden, and marriage a field of nettles. - Finnish Proverb

You, a man of the cloth, hidin' behind your hassock. - Archie Bunker

Style is a natural extension of who you are as a person. - Mark Richards

A fit, healthy body - that is the best fashion statement. - Jess C. Scott

Finding your style is like putting puzzle pieces together. - Lara Spencer

Never take a job where winter winds can blow up your pants. - Geraldo Rivera

If at first you don't succeed, failure may be your style. - Quentin Crisp

Women's clothes: never wear anything that panics the cat. - P.J. O'Rourke

You ought to get out of those wet clothes and into a dry martini. - Mae West

A person of words and not of deeds is like a garden full of weeds. - Unknown

She wears her clothes as if they were thrown on her with a pitchfork. - Jonathan Swift

A woman seldom asks advice before she has bought her wedding clothes. - Joseph Addison

What a man needs in gardening is a cast-iron back with a hinge in it. - Charles D. Warner

Fashion's not about looking back. It's always about looking forward. - Anna Wintour

In matters of style, swim with the current. In matters of principle, stand like a rock. - Thomas Jefferson

My heart says chocolate and wine but my jeans say, for the love of God women, eat a salad. - Unknown

If I had a flower for every time I thought of you... I could walk through my garden forever. - Alfred Lord Tennyson

One of the few articles of clothing that a man won't try to remove from a woman is an apron. - Marilyn Vos Savant

The expression a woman wears on her face is far more important than the clothes she wears on her back. - Dale Carnegie

The whole trend and quality of anyone's life is determined in the long run by the choices that are made. - Norman Vincent Peale

Show me a man with both feet firmly on the ground, and I'll show you a man who can't get his pants off. - Unknown

Just because I have rice on my clothes doesn't mean I've been to a wedding. A Chinese man threw up on me. - Phyllis Diller

I've no interest on initiating a fashion trend on Coruscant or anywhere else. I simply want a uniform that fits. - James Luceno

It is the style of idealism to console itself for the loss of something old with the ability to gape at something new. - Karl Kraus

Bruce Lee's fast pace, Jet Li's pretty style and Jet Li's acrobatics combine with Muay Thai for my own style. - Tony Jaa

I'm always interested in finding the new trend. If you love pizza every day, after 22 years of eating pizza, you want to try sushi. - Jean Pigozzi

Life is a child playing around your feet, a tool you hold firmly in your grip, a bench you sit down upon in the evening, in your garden. - Jean Anouilh

It is always self-defeating to pretend to the style of a generation younger than your own; it simply erases your own experience in history. - Renata Adler

We are all dreaming of some magical rose garden over the horizon - instead of enjoying the roses that are blooming outside our windows today. - Dale Carnegie

With so much to be aware of, awareness bracelets have reverted to signifying nothing more than color itself. Idealism has devolved into fashion. - Timothy Noah

Style is that which indicates how the writer takes himself and what he is saying. It is the mind skating circles around itself as it moves forward. - Robert Frost


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