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Peopledarin

Politically Correct version credited to Canadian Prime Minister Moonbeam

Peopledarin thanks to Spencer Fernando

Peopledarin thanks to Spencer Fernando

Trudeau corrected a young woman for saying “mankind”.
“We like to say peoplekind. Not necessarily mankind”. - Justin Trudeau

“Trudeau is a living meme.” - Candice Malcolm

“Neil Armstrong's moon speech will have to be expunged from history in case it offends snowflakes.” - Piers Morgan

There's just one problem with your 'peoplekind' nonsense, @JustinTrudeau: the word “woman” has “man” in it. Spin your PC-crazed, virtue-signalling feminist way out of that! - Piers Morgan

Justin Trudeau's term, “peoplekind,” is also sexist. Why? “People” is plural for “person.” See what I see? per-SON. What about daughters? Per-SON is a gendered term, and therefore, “people” is too. The correct term, if we do elect to use it, is: “PEROFFSPRINGKIND.” - Ali Rizvi

What's next (besides a totally ridiculous revision to the Canadian Anthem)?
Woman = Wopeople
Menopause = Peoplepause
Manicure = Peoplecure
Menstruate = Peoplestruate
Human = Hupeople
Mental = Peopletal
Hispanic = Peoplepanic
History = Peopletory (credit to the Tories?)
Manipulate = Peopleipulate
Government = Governpeoplet
Lester B. Pearson = Lester B. Pearpeople
Sir John Alexander Macdonald = People John Alexander Macdonald
Cockpit = well, don't go there...

WOKE TO JOKE: Trudeau Becomes Object Of Global Ridicule After Peoplekind Virtue-Signalling Backfires
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All politics is local. - Thomas P O'Neil

The gun is not out of Irish politics. - Ian Paisley

Everybody knows politics is a contact sport. - Barrack Obama

Practical politics consists in ignoring facts. - Henry Brooks Adams

If men were angels, no government would be necessary. - James Madison

Government always finds a need for whatever money it gets. - Ronald Reagan

Politics is for the present, but an equation is for eternity. - Albert Einstein

We live in a world in which politics has replaced philosophy. - Martin L. Gross

War has rules, mud wrestling has rules - politics has no rules. - Ross Perot

Diplomacy is to do and say the nastiest thing in the nicest way. - Isaac Goldberg

Example is the school of mankind, and they will learn at no other. - Edmund Burke

Every woman dreams of her own political career and her own place in life. - Raisa M. Gorbachev

Bad politicians are sent to Washington by good people who don't vote. - William E. Simon

Idealism is the despot of thought, just as politics is the despot of will. - Mikhail Bakunin

I do have a political agenda. It's to have as few regulations as possible. - Dan Quayle

No science is immune to the infection of politics and the corruption of power. - Jacob Bronowski

The flood of money that gushes into politics today is a pollution of democracy. - Theodore White

The only medicine for suffering, crime, and all the other woes of mankind, is wisdom. - Thomas Huxley

Ideas are great arrows, but there has to be a bow. And politics is the bow of idealism. - Bill Moyers

Great thoughts speak only to the thoughtful mind, but great actions speak to all mankind. - Emily P. Bissell

Whenever a fellow tells me he's bipartisan, I know he's going to vote against me. - Harry S Truman

My brother Bob doesn't want to be in government - he promised Dad he'd go straight. - John F Kennedy

There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you. - Will Rogers

He knows nothing; and he thinks he knows everything. That points clearly to a political career. - George Bernard Shaw

I think it's an absolute disaster that Australia, the government, allowed kangaroo culling. - Steve Irwin

History is indeed little more than the register of the crimes, follies, and misfortunes of mankind. - Edward Gibbon

Democracy is very different in U.S. and A. from Kazakhstan. In America, woman can vote, but horse cannot! - Borat Sagdiyev

One of the key problems today is that politics is such a disgrace, good people don't go into government. - Donald Trump

Politics is not the art of the possible. It consists in choosing between the disastrous and the unpalatable. - John Kenneth Galbraith

Only government can take perfectly good paper, cover it with perfectly good ink and make the combination worthless. - Milton Friedman

Canada's political parties spend a few years in opposition and then govern as if it's permanent payback time. - Bob Rae

One of the reasons people hate politics is that truth is rarely a politician's objective. Election and power are. - Cal Thomas

I am sometimes a fox and sometimes a lion. The whole secret of government lies in knowing when to be the one or the other. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Politics: A strife of interests masquerading as a contest of principles. The conduct of public affairs for private advantage. - Ambrose Bierce

I am quite sure now that often in matters concerning religion and politics, a man's reasoning powers are not above the monkeys. - Mark Twain

I could stand in the middle of Fifth Avenue and shoot somebody, and I wouldn't lose any voters, okay? It's, like, incredible. - Donald Trump

When one may pay out over two million dollars to presidential and Congressional campaigns, the U.S. government is virtually up for sale. - John W. Gardner

NEED now means wanting someone else's money. GREED means wanting to keep your own. COMPASSION is when a politician arranges the transfer. - Joseph Sobran

It was one of the most ancient terrors, the one that meant that no sooner had mankind learned to walk on two legs than it dropped to its knees. - Terry Pratchett

When I am abroad, I always make it a rule never to criticize or attack the government of my country. I make up for lost time when I am at home. - Winston Churchill


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