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Peopledarin

Politically Correct version credited to Canadian Prime Minister Moonbeam

Peopledarin thanks to Spencer Fernando

Peopledarin thanks to Spencer Fernando

Trudeau corrected a young woman for saying “mankind”.
“We like to say peoplekind. Not necessarily mankind”. - Justin Trudeau

“Trudeau is a living meme.” - Candice Malcolm

“Neil Armstrong's moon speech will have to be expunged from history in case it offends snowflakes.” - Piers Morgan

There's just one problem with your 'peoplekind' nonsense, @JustinTrudeau: the word “woman” has “man” in it. Spin your PC-crazed, virtue-signalling feminist way out of that! - Piers Morgan

Justin Trudeau's term, “peoplekind,” is also sexist. Why? “People” is plural for “person.” See what I see? per-SON. What about daughters? Per-SON is a gendered term, and therefore, “people” is too. The correct term, if we do elect to use it, is: “PEROFFSPRINGKIND.” - Ali Rizvi

What's next (besides a totally ridiculous revision to the Canadian Anthem)?
Woman = Wopeople
Menopause = Peoplepause
Manicure = Peoplecure
Menstruate = Peoplestruate
Human = Hupeople
Mental = Peopletal
Hispanic = Peoplepanic
History = Peopletory (credit to the Tories?)
Manipulate = Peopleipulate
Government = Governpeoplet
Lester B. Pearson = Lester B. Pearpeople
Sir John Alexander Macdonald = People John Alexander Macdonald
Cockpit = well, don't go there...

WOKE TO JOKE: Trudeau Becomes Object Of Global Ridicule After Peoplekind Virtue-Signalling Backfires
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Politics is an inexact science. - Otto von Bismarck

Man is by nature a political animal. - Aristotle

The gun is not out of Irish politics. - Ian Paisley

Don't vote; it only encourages them. - Unknown

Politics is just show business for ugly people. - Jay Leno

I never saw anything funnier than Texas politics. - Molly Ivins

I love mankind... It's people I can't stand. - Linus Van Pelt

Government is an endless pursuit of new ways to tax. - Unknown

Most bad government results from too much government. - Thomas Jefferson

There can be no wise politics without thought beforehand. - Annie Besant

We have the best government in the world... that money can buy. - Mark Twain

War has rules, mud wrestling has rules - politics has no rules. - Ross Perot

The most important political office is that of the private citizen. - Louis D. Brandeis

Take the diplomacy out of war and the thing would fall flat in a week. - Will Rogers

Politics is war without bloodshed while war is politics with bloodshed. - Mao Zedong

Every woman dreams of her own political career and her own place in life. - Raisa M. Gorbachev

Bad politicians are sent to Washington by good people who don't vote. - William E. Simon

University politics are vicious precisely because the stakes are so small. - Henry Kissinger

Government of the people, by the people, and for the pursuit of happiness. - Archie Bunker

Idealism is the despot of thought, just as politics is the despot of will. - Mikhail Bakunin

The short memories of American voters is what keeps our politicians in office. - Will Rogers

Diplomacy is the art of saying, "Nice doggie" until you can find a rock. - Will Rogers

Politics has become so expensive that it takes a lot of money even to be defeated. - Will Rogers

Personally, I'm against political jokes. Too often they get elected to office. - Henny Youngman

I love Canada. I am from Canada. I will bash the Canadian government but never Canada. - Jason Priestley

Great thoughts speak only to the thoughtful mind, but great actions speak to all mankind. - Emily P. Bissell

He knows nothing; and he thinks he knows everything. That points clearly to a political career. - George Bernard Shaw

People want change but not too much change. Finding that balance is tricky for every politician. - Eleanor Clift

The single most exciting thing you encounter in government is competence, because it's so rare. - Daniel P Moynihan

Get thee glass eyes;
And, like a scurvy politician, seem
To see the things thou dost not. - William Shakespeare

A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you will look forward to the trip. - Caskie Stinnett

The irony of the matter is that the future generations do not have a vote. In effect, we hold their proxy. - Charles J Hitch

Government is the great fiction, through which everybody endeavors to live at the expense of everybody else. - Frederic Bastiat

Taxpayer - someone who works for the federal government but doesn't have to take the civil service examination. - Ronald Reagan

Very few of these panic-mongers have any personal knowledge of the countries that are already under blackshirt government. - Lord Rothermere

Politics is not a bad profession. If you succeed there are many rewards, if you disgrace yourself you can always write a book. - Ronald Reagan

I am quite sure now that often in matters concerning religion and politics, a man's reasoning powers are not above the monkeys. - Mark Twain

When I am abroad, I always make it a rule never to criticize or attack the government of my country. I make up for lost time when I am at home. - Winston Churchill

There are two things to aim at in life; first to get what you want, and after that to enjoy it. Only the wisest of mankind has achieved the second. - Logan Pearsall Smith

Regarded simply as a politician, and compared with the other leading political figures of our time, how clean a smell he has managed to leave behind. - Mahatma Gandhi


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