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Peopledarin

Politically Correct version credited to Canadian Prime Minister Moonbeam

Peopledarin thanks to Spencer Fernando

Peopledarin thanks to Spencer Fernando

Trudeau corrected a young woman for saying “mankind”.
“We like to say peoplekind. Not necessarily mankind”. - Justin Trudeau

“Trudeau is a living meme.” - Candice Malcolm

“Neil Armstrong's moon speech will have to be expunged from history in case it offends snowflakes.” - Piers Morgan

There's just one problem with your 'peoplekind' nonsense, @JustinTrudeau: the word “woman” has “man” in it. Spin your PC-crazed, virtue-signalling feminist way out of that! - Piers Morgan

Justin Trudeau's term, “peoplekind,” is also sexist. Why? “People” is plural for “person.” See what I see? per-SON. What about daughters? Per-SON is a gendered term, and therefore, “people” is too. The correct term, if we do elect to use it, is: “PEROFFSPRINGKIND.” - Ali Rizvi

What's next (besides a totally ridiculous revision to the Canadian Anthem)?
Woman = Wopeople
Menopause = Peoplepause
Manicure = Peoplecure
Menstruate = Peoplestruate
Human = Hupeople
Mental = Peopletal
Hispanic = Peoplepanic
History = Peopletory (credit to the Tories?)
Manipulate = Peopleipulate
Government = Governpeoplet
Lester B. Pearson = Lester B. Pearpeople
Sir John Alexander Macdonald = People John Alexander Macdonald
Cockpit = well, don't go there...

WOKE TO JOKE: Trudeau Becomes Object Of Global Ridicule After Peoplekind Virtue-Signalling Backfires
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Vote early and vote often. - Al Capone

Politics makes strange red-fellows. - Will Rogers

There is no gambling like politics. - Benjamin Disraeli

Man is by nature a political animal. - Aristotle

The gun is not out of Irish politics. - Ian Paisley

From politics, it was an easy step to silence. - Jane Austen

I never vote for anyone; I always vote against. - WC Fields

Turn on to politics, or politics will turn on you. - Ralph Nader

Government is an endless pursuit of new ways to tax. - Unknown

All diplomacy is a continuation of war by other means. - Zhou Enlai

The secret of politics? Make a good treaty with Russia. - Otto von Bismarck

The inner fire is the most important thing mankind possesses. - Edith Sodergran

You can't get rich in politics unless you're a crook. - Harry S Truman

World War II was the last government program that really worked. - George Will

It's a terrible shame that politics has become show business. - Sydney Pollack

I wish the government would put a tax on pianos for the incompetent. - Edith Sitwell

A politician is a fellow who will lay down your life for his country. - Tex Guinan

Freedom of opinion can only exist when the government thinks itself secure. - Bertrand Russell

Either the government will be given to us or we shall seize it by marching on Rome. - Benito Mussolini

The only medicine for suffering, crime, and all the other woes of mankind, is wisdom. - Thomas Huxley

I love Canada. I am from Canada. I will bash the Canadian government but never Canada. - Jason Priestley

In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man; if you want anything done, ask a woman. - Margaret Thatcher

He knows nothing; and he thinks he knows everything. That points clearly to a political career. - George Bernard Shaw

When governments become large, voters cannot exercise close oversight, otherwise known as political power. - Maggie Gallagher

One of the key problems today is that politics is such a disgrace, good people don't go into government. - Donald Trump

Politics is not the art of the possible. It consists in choosing between the disastrous and the unpalatable. - John Kenneth Galbraith

The doctor sees all the weakness of mankind, the lawyer all the wickedness, the theologian all the stupidity. - Arthur Schopenhauer

It is a win-win for the American people, an idea no conventional politician would have the guts to put forward. - Donald Trump

The only security men can have for their political liberty, consists in keeping their money in their own pockets. - Lysander Spooner

Canada's political parties spend a few years in opposition and then govern as if it's permanent payback time. - Bob Rae

What is politics but persuading the public to vote for this and support that and endure these for the promise of those? - Gilbert Highet

It is not in the nature of politics that the best men should be elected. The best men do not want to govern their fellowmen. - George MacDonald

Politics: A strife of interests masquerading as a contest of principles. The conduct of public affairs for private advantage. - Ambrose Bierce

Politics is not a bad profession. If you succeed there are many rewards, if you disgrace yourself you can always write a book. - Ronald Reagan

Every country must be absolutely free to adopt the type of economic, political and social system that it considers convenient. - Fidel Castro

I am quite sure now that often in matters concerning religion and politics, a man's reasoning powers are not above the monkeys. - Mark Twain

I could stand in the middle of Fifth Avenue and shoot somebody, and I wouldn't lose any voters, okay? It's, like, incredible. - Donald Trump

A politician should have three hats. One for throwing into the ring, one for talking through, and one for pulling rabbits out of if elected. - Carl Sandburg

It was one of the most ancient terrors, the one that meant that no sooner had mankind learned to walk on two legs than it dropped to its knees. - Terry Pratchett

When I am abroad, I always make it a rule never to criticize or attack the government of my country. I make up for lost time when I am at home. - Winston Churchill


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