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All politics is local. - Thomas P O'Neil

Jazz is democracy in music. - Wynton Marsalis

Liberty, Equality, Fraternity! - Unknown

Politics is the art of the possible. - Otto von Bismarck

In politics nothing is contemptible. - Benjamin Disraeli

Television is democracy at its ugliest. - Paddy Chayefsky

Don't vote; it only encourages them. - Unknown

Liberty consists in doing what one desires. - John Stuart Mill

Everybody knows politics is a contact sport. - Barrack Obama

Man is not free unless government is limited. - Ronald Reagan

All government, of course, is against liberty. - H L Mencken

Practical politics consists in ignoring facts. - Henry Brooks Adams

Politics is just show business for ugly people. - Jay Leno

Life without liberty is like a body without spirit. - Khalil Gibran

Politics is the art of controlling your environment. - Hunter S. Thompson

Liberty means responsibility. That is why most men dread it. - George Bernard Shaw

A society of sheep must in time beget a government of wolves. - Bertrand de Jouvenel

You can lead a man to Congress, but you can't make him think. - Milton Berle

It's a terrible shame that politics has become show business. - Sydney Pollack

Democracy! Bah! When I hear that word I reach for my feather Boa. - Allen Ginsberg

The sad duty of politics is to establish justice in a sinful world. - Reinhold Niebuhr

I wish the government would put a tax on pianos for the incompetent. - Edith Sitwell

Politics is the chloroform of the Irish people, or, rather the hashish. - Oliver St. John Gogarty

Be thankful we're not getting all the government we're paying for. - Will Rogers

Government of the people, by the people, and for the pursuit of happiness. - Archie Bunker

Freedom of opinion can only exist when the government thinks itself secure. - Bertrand Russell

Government can't give us anything without depriving us of something else. - Henry Hazlitt

Liberty is the right to do what I like; license, the right to do what you like. - Bertrand Russell

Idealism is the noble toga that political gentlemen drape over their will to power. - Aldous Huxley

The best argument against democracy is a five-minute conversation with the average voter. - Winston Churchill

What right does Congress have to go around making laws just because they deem it necessary? - Marion Barry

He knows nothing; and he thinks he knows everything. That points clearly to a political career. - George Bernard Shaw

Democracy is the theory that the common people know what they want, and deserve to get it good and hard. - H L Mencken

Such is the irresistible nature of truth that all it asks, and all it wants, is the liberty of appearing. - Thomas Paine

The hardest thing about any political campaign is how to win without proving that you are unworthy of winning. - Theodor Adorno

I have certain rules I live by. My first rule: I don't believe anything the government tells me. Nothing. Zero. - George Carlin

In politics it is necessary either to betray one's country or the electorate. I prefer to betray the electorate. - Charles de Gaulle

The greatest dangers to liberty lurk in insidious encroachment by men of zeal, well-meaning, but without understanding. - Louis D Brandeis

The workers' and peasants' government proposes to all warring peoples... negotiations leading to a just, democratic peace. - Lenin

I am quite sure now that often in matters concerning religion and politics, a man's reasoning powers are not above the monkeys. - Mark Twain


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