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Living Happily Ever Laughter! - Joe-kster

Laughter is an instant vacation. - Milton Berle

Humor comes from self-confidence. - Rita Mae Brown

Humor is a painful thing told playfully. - Charles W Jarvis

Laughter is brightest where food is best. - Irish Proverb

A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing. - Clive James

Humor is the instinct for taking pain playfully. - Max Eastman

Humor is one of the best ingredients of survival. - Aung San Suu Kyi

Against the assault of laughter nothing can stand. - Mark Twain

Every survival kit should include a sense of humor. - Unknown

The most wasted of all days is one without laughter. - e e cummings

Laughter is brightest in the place where the food is. - Ireland Proverb

Laughter brings the swelling down on our national psyche. - Stephen Colbert

A sense of humor is a major defense against minor troubles. - Mignon McLaughlin

Humor is merely tragedy standing on its head with its pants torn. - Irvin S. Cobb

Where there is laughter there is always more health than sickness. - Phyllis Bottome

All I know about humor is that I don't know anything about it. - Fred Allen

Leave some mystery to the world and they will remember you forever. - Amit Kalantri

The human race has one really effective weapon, and that is laughter. - Mark Twain

A pun is the lowest form of humor, unless you thought of it yourself. - Doug Larson

The secret source of humor is not joy but sorrow; there is no humor in Heaven. - Mark Twain

I imagine hell like this: Italian punctuality, German humour and English wine. - Peter Ustinov

In conversation, humor is worth more than wit and easiness more than knowledge. - George Herbert

Humor is everywhere in that there's irony in just about anything a human does. - Bill Nye

I want someone who can keep me on my toes, has a good sense of humor and a good heart. - Carmen Electra

Man alone suffers so excruciatingly in the world that he was compelled to invent laughter. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

There is a thin line that separates laughter and pain, comedy and tragedy, humor and hurt. - Erma Bombeck

I am on your Walk of Fame in Toronto. My sense of humour is Canadian. But I can't vote. - Donald Sutherland

Like a welcome summer rain, humor may suddenly cleanse and cool the earth, the air and you. - Langston Hughes

Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog. Few people are interested and the frog dies of it. - E.B. White

This I conceive to be the chemical function of humor: to change the character of our thought. - Lin Yutang

Laughter is not at all a bad beginning for a friendship, and it is far the best ending for one. - Oscar Wilde

The plague fell upon the whole world.. not a single man in the whole Roman Empire could escape. - Procopius

You may not be able to change a situation, but with humor you can change your attitude about it. - Allen Klein

Humor is what happens when we're told the truth quicker and more directly than we're used to. - George Saunders

Congratulations, you have a sense of humor. And to those who didn't: Go stick your head in the mud. - Jesse Ventura

The problem with having a sense of humor is often that people you use it on aren't in a very good mood. - Lou Holtz

There seems to be no lengths to which humorless people will not go to analyze humor. It seems to worry them. - Robert Benchley

You can't deny laughter. When it comes, it plops down in your favorite chair and stays as long as it wants. - Stephen King

Humour is the weapon of unarmed people: it helps people who are oppressed to smile at the situation that pains them. - Simon Wiesenthal

There's nothing like a gleam of humor to reassure you that a fellow human being is ticking inside a strange face. - Eva Hoffman

I have never understood why it should be considered derogatory to the Creator to suppose that he has a sense of humor. - Ralph Inge

From New Year's on the outlook brightens; good humor lost in a mood of failure returns. I resolve to stop complaining. - Leonard Bernstein

Women, as they grow older, rely more and more on cosmetics. Men, as they grow older, rely more and more on a sense of humor. - George Jean Nathan

She raised us with humor, and she raised us to understand that not everything was going to be great, but how to laugh through it. - Liza Minnelli

The man with the real sense of humor is the man who can put himself in the spectator's place and laugh at his own misfortune. - Bert Williams

Imagination was given to man to compensate him for what he is not, and a sense of humor was provided to console him for what he is. - Horace Walpole

Humor is a serious thing. I like to think of it as one of our greatest earliest natural resources, which must be preserved at all cost. - James Thurber

My mission in life is not merely to survive, but to thrive; and to do so with some passion, some compassion, some humor, and some style. - Maya Angelou

A taste for irony has kept more hearts from breaking than a sense of humor, for it takes irony to appreciate the joke which is on oneself. - Jessamyn West


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