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A pun is the lowest form of wit. - John Dennis

Coincidences are spiritual puns. - G K Chesterton

A day without laughter is a day wasted. - Charlie Chaplin

Laughter is brightest where food is best. - Irish Proverb

When humor goes, there goes civilization. - Erma Bombeck

A poor joke must invent its own laughter. - Latin Proverb

Our humor turns our anger into a fine art. - Mary Kay Blakely

Life in 2019: Living Happily Ever Laughter! - Joe-kster

Laughter would be bereaved if snobbery died. - Peter Ustinov

I think God has a tremendous sense of humor. - Rainn Wilson

My puns are not trivial. They are quadrivial. - James Joyce

Humor is just another defense against the universe. - Mel Brooks

Every survival kit should include a sense of humor. - Unknown

Humour is emotional chaos remembered in tranquility. - James Thurber

Laughter is involuntary. If it's funny you laugh. - Tom Lehrer

Laughter brings the swelling down on our national psyche. - Stephen Colbert

A little perspective, like a little humor, goes a long way. - Allen Klein

May my last breath be drawn through a pipe and exhaled in a pun. - Charles Lamb

Humor is merely tragedy standing on its head with its pants torn. - Irvin S. Cobb

Where there is laughter there is always more health than sickness. - Phyllis Bottome

All I know about humor is that I don't know anything about it. - Fred Allen

Man is distinguished from all other creatures by the faculty of laughter. - Joseph Addison

We do have a zeal for laughter in most situations, give or take a dentist. - Joseph Heller

Humour is based on a modicum of truth. Ever heard a joe-k about a father-in-law? - Dick Clark

Humor is everywhere in that there's irony in just about anything a human does. - Bill Nye

Of puns it has been said that they who most dislike them are least able to utter them. - Edgar Allan Poe

Man alone suffers so excruciatingly in the world that he was compelled to invent laughter. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn? - Bob Hope

Like a welcome summer rain, humor may suddenly cleanse and cool the earth, the air and you. - Langston Hughes

We are, in the comics, the last frontier of good, wholesome family humor and entertainment. - Bill Keane

One should take good care not to grow too wise for so great a pleasure of life as laughter. - Joseph Addison

Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog. Few people are interested and the frog dies of it. - E.B. White

If you could choose one characteristic that would get you through life, choose a sense of humor. - Jennifer Jones

There is no defense against adverse fortune which is so effectual as an habitual sense of humor. - Thomas W. Higginson

You can't study comedy; it's within you. It's a personality. My humor is an attitude. - Don Rickles

Companies need to lighten up and take themselves less seriously. They need to get a sense of humor. - Unknown

A laugh is a surprise. And all humor is physical. I was always athletic, so that came naturally to me. - Chevy Chase

The problem with having a sense of humor is often that people you use it on aren't in a very good mood. - Lou Holtz

A benefit of any job is laughter. It should never be a crime to have fun on the job. It may be a crime not to. - Terry Paulson

In every problem, there's a concealed solution... locking itself underneath... unlock, peruse, find and solve. - Michael B. Johnson

I have never understood why it should be considered derogatory to the Creator to suppose that he has a sense of humor. - Ralph Inge

If this humor be the safety of our race, then it is due largely to the infusion into the American people of the Irish brain. - William Howard Taft

Your joy is your sorrow unmasked. And the selfsame well from which your laughter rises was oftentimes filled with your tears. - Kahlil Gibran

Common sense and a sense of humor are the same thing, moving at different speeds. A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing. - Clive James

Imagination was given to man to compensate him for what he is not, and a sense of humor was provided to console him for what he is. - Horace Walpole

Suspense is very important. Even though this is humor and they're short stories, that theory of building suspense is still there. - Sergio Aragones

Humor is a serious thing. I like to think of it as one of our greatest earliest natural resources, which must be preserved at all cost. - James Thurber

Smiling is definitely one of the best beauty remedies. If you have a good sense of humor and a good approach to life, that's beautiful. - Rashida Jones

Then we got into a labyrinth, and, when we thought we were at the end, came out again at the beginning, having still to see as much as ever. - Plato

Laughter is a form of internal jogging. It moves your internal organs around. It enhances respiration. It is an igniter of great expectation. - Norman Cousins


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