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Laughter is contagious. - Unknown

Humor is reason gone mad. - Groucho Marx

Gags die, humor doesn't. - Jack Benny

Living Happily Ever Laughter! - Joe-kster

Nobody ever died of laughter. - Max Beerbohm

Coincidences are spiritual puns. - G K Chesterton

I think God has a tremendous sense of humor. - Rainn Wilson

Humor is one of the best ingredients of survival. - Aung San Suu Kyi

Plant smiles
Grow laughter
Harvest love - Unknown

Every survival kit should include a sense of humor. - Unknown

Laughter is the closest distance between two people. - Victor Borge

The most wasted of all days is one without laughter. - e e cummings

Laughter is involuntary. If it's funny you laugh. - Tom Lehrer

I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out my nose. - Woody Allen

Humor is by far the most significant activity of the human brain. - Edward de Bono

All I know about humor is that I don't know anything about it. - Fred Allen

My Birth Certificate is so old, it's written in Roman Numerals. - Bill Carter

A pun is the lowest form of humor, unless you thought of it yourself. - Doug Larson

We do have a zeal for laughter in most situations, give or take a dentist. - Joseph Heller

No mind is thoroughly well organized that is deficient in a sense of humour. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

The secret source of humor is not joy but sorrow; there is no humor in Heaven. - Mark Twain

Humor distorts nothing, and only false gods are laughed off their earthly pedestals. - Agnes Repplier

I worry about scientists discovering someday that lettuce has been fattening all along. - Erma Bombeck

I think superheroes are heroes with flaws, and in their flaws, there is a sense of humor. - Peter Segal

The plague fell upon the whole world.. not a single man in the whole Roman Empire could escape. - Procopius

I don't think it's possible to have a sense of tragedy without having a sense of humor. - Christopher Hitchens

Transparency, honesty, kindness, good stewardship, even humor, work in businesses at all times. - John Gerzema

If you could choose one characteristic that would get you through life, choose a sense of humor. - Jennifer Jones

You may not be able to change a situation, but with humor you can change your attitude about it. - Allen Klein

There is no defense against adverse fortune which is so effectual as an habitual sense of humor. - Thomas W. Higginson

Laughter gives us distance. It allows us to step back from an event, deal with it and then move on. - Bob Newhart

Companies need to lighten up and take themselves less seriously. They need to get a sense of humor. - Unknown

A laugh is a surprise. And all humor is physical. I was always athletic, so that came naturally to me. - Chevy Chase

There seems to be no lengths to which humorless people will not go to analyze humor. It seems to worry them. - Robert Benchley

A benefit of any job is laughter. It should never be a crime to have fun on the job. It may be a crime not to. - Terry Paulson

You can't deny laughter. When it comes, it plops down in your favorite chair and stays as long as it wants. - Stephen King

A person without a sense of humor is like a wagon without springs. It's jolted by every pebble on the road. - Henry Ward Beecher

In every problem, there's a concealed solution... locking itself underneath... unlock, peruse, find and solve. - Michael B. Johnson

I have never understood why it should be considered derogatory to the Creator to suppose that he has a sense of humor. - Ralph Inge

From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it. - Groucho Marx

Women, as they grow older, rely more and more on cosmetics. Men, as they grow older, rely more and more on a sense of humor. - George Jean Nathan

Your joy is your sorrow unmasked. And the selfsame well from which your laughter rises was oftentimes filled with your tears. - Kahlil Gibran

She raised us with humor, and she raised us to understand that not everything was going to be great, but how to laugh through it. - Liza Minnelli

The man with the real sense of humor is the man who can put himself in the spectator's place and laugh at his own misfortune. - Bert Williams

There's nothing more contagious than the laughter of young children; it doesn't even have to matter what they're laughing about. - Criss Jami

Then we got into a labyrinth, and, when we thought we were at the end, came out again at the beginning, having still to see as much as ever. - Plato

Laughter is a form of internal jogging. It moves your internal organs around. It enhances respiration. It is an igniter of great expectation. - Norman Cousins

Humor can be dissected, as a frog can, but the thing dies in the process and the innards are discouraging to any but the pure scientific mind. - E.B. White

Laughter and tears are both responses to frustration and exhaustion... I myself prefer to laugh, since there is less cleaning up to do afterward. - Kurt Vonnegut

Humor is richly rewarding to the person who employs it. It has some value in gaining and holding attention, but it has no persuasive value at all. - John Kenneth Galbraith


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