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Silent Night - Quaker Arrangement

Inspiring Christmas music for Quaker congregations

Silent Night - Quaker Arrangement thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Sheet music with multiple bars of silence

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Jazz is democracy in music. - Wynton Marsalis

Music is the soundtrack of your life. - Dick Clark

Canned music is like audible wallpaper. - Alistair Cooke

Without music, life would be a mistake. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Music is a means of rapid transportation. - John Cage

Country music is three chords and the truth. - Harlan Howard

A turkey never voted for an early Christmas. - Unknown

In rock music terms I'm like a dinosaur. - Belinda Carlisle

Music is well said to be the speech of angels. - Thomas Carlyle

Music is spiritual. The music business is not. - Van Morrison

I hate music - especially when it's played. - Jimmy Durante

I like your opera. I think I will set it to music. - Ludwig van Beethoven

You can't touch music, but music can touch you. - Mordecai

My dad's Irish music was such a huge influence. - Dido Armstrong

There would be no Christmas if there was no Easter. - Gordon B. Hinckley

Making music should not be left to the professionals. - Michelle Shocked

The music is all around us. All you have to do is listen. - August Rush

Yoga is almost like music in a way; there's no end to it. - Sting

Learning music by reading about it is like making love by mail. - Luciano Pavarotti

The sweetest music in the world to every person is his own name. - Unknown

We don't like their sound, and guitar music is on the way out. - Unknown

Classical music is the kind we keep thinking will turn into a tune. - Kin Hubbard

Country music has always been the best shrink that 15 bucks can buy. - Dierks Bentley

I don't know anything about music. In my line you don't have to. - Elvis Presley

Kids: they dance before they learn there is anything that isn't music. - William Stafford

My loathings are simple: stupidity, oppression, crime, cruelty, soft music. - Vladimir Nabokov

Music is the only language in which you cannot say a mean or sarcastic thing. - John Erskine

Nothing's as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas. - Kin Hubbard

Film is one of the three universal languages, the other two: mathematics and music. - Frank Capra

It requires wisdom to understand wisdom: the music is nothing if the audience is deaf. - Walter Lippmann

If 'ifs and buts' were 'candy and nuts', we'd have Christmas every day. - Unknown

Great music is as much about the space between the notes as it is about the notes themselves. - Sting

The Christmas season has come to mean the period when the public plays Santa Claus to the merchants. - John Andrew Holmes

Boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other. - Jack Handey

The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree: the presence of a family all wrapped up in each other. - Bill Vaughan

He inherited some good instincts from his Quaker forebears but by diligent hard work, he overcame them. - James Reston

I think Paul McGuinness and U2 created the Irish music industry. It certainly wasn't there before that. - Van Morrison

What's the earth with all its art, verse, music, worth -
Compared with love, found, gained, and kept? - Robert Browning

I alone of English writers have consciously set myself to make music out of what I may call the sound of sense. - Robert Frost

It is quite untrue that British people don't appreciate music. They may not understand it but they absolutely love the noise it makes. - Sir Thomas Beecham


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