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Old friends are best. - John Selden

I should like to be a horse. - Queen Elizabeth II

A fat purse never lacks friends. - Unknown

A friend's eye is a good mirror. - Irish Proverb

A selfie a day keeps the friends away. - Unknown

Love is blind; friendship closes its eyes. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Friendship is a plant we must often water. - German Proverb

A powerful friend becomes a powerful enemy. - African Saying

Why, I'd horse-whip you if I had a horse. - Groucho Marx

The wastebasket is the writer's best friend. - Isaac B Singer

I had the best buffalo horse that ever made a track. - Buffalo Bill

In sports, every day you can be the hero or the goat. - Geoff Stults

Do I not destroy my enemies when I make them my friends? - Abraham Lincoln

If you want an accounting of your worth, count your friends. - Merry Browne

You don't have to hold your stomach in for real friends. - Unknown

It's the friends you can call up at 4:00 a.m. that matter. - Marlene Dietrich

Many friends have been lost by jest, but few have been gained. - Unknown

The wagon rests in winter, the sleigh in summer, the horse never. - Yiddish Proverb

A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. - Robert J Vogel

Some of my best friends are illusions. Been sustaining me for years. - Sheila Ballantyne

A true friend never gets in your way unless you happen to be going down. - Arnold H. Glasgow

Money can't buy you friends, but you can get a better class of enemy. - Spike Milligan

When rats infest the palace, a lame cat is better than the swiftest horse. - Chinese Proverb

What you see before you, my friend, is the result of a lifetime of chocolate. - Katharine Hepburn

We need old friends to help us grow old and new friends to help us stay young. - Letty Cottin Pogrebin

Treat your friends as you do your pictures, and place them in their best light. - Jennie Jerome Churchill

The only reward of virtue is virtue; the only way to have a friend is to be one. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

A filmmaker we almost lost to politics... my friend and colleague, Warren Beatty. - Jack Nicholson

Take care to sell your horse before he dies. The art of life is passing losses on. - Robert Frost

Each friend represents a world in us, a world possibly not born until they arrive. - Anais Nin

Before borrowing money from a friend, decide which you need more. (Friend or Money!) - Unknown

Not until you become a stranger to yourself will you be able to make acquaintance with the Friend. - Mark Twain

Youth fades; love droops; the leaves of friendship fall. A mother's secret hope outlives them all. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Friendship with a man is friendship with his virtue, and does not admit of assumptions of superiority. - Mencius

As yet, Bernard Shaw hasn't become prominent enough to have any enemies, but none of his friends like him. - Oscar Wilde

It is a good thing to be rich and a good thing to be strong, but it is a better thing to be loved by many friends. - Euripides

You can always tell a real friend: when you make a fool of yourself, he doesn't feel you've done a permanent job. - Laurence Peter

My friend Sally is a nudist. I went to her house. The closets have no doors. The walls are covered with see-through wallpaper. - Steven Wright

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they're not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they're not so bad. - Arnold H. Glasow

People share, read and generally engage more with any type of content when it's surfaced through friends and people they know and trust. - Malorie Lucich


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