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Friendship? Yes, please. - Charles Dickens

Corporations are people, my friend. - Mitt Romney

Have no friends not equal to yourself. - Confucius

Look at you, you're white as a goat. - Archie Bunker

A friend in need is a friend to be avoided. - Lord Samuel

My friend is one who takes me for what I am. - Henry David Thoreau

The New Year begins in a snow-storm of white vows. - George William Curtis

Paying alimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse. - Groucho Marx

In the cookie of life, friends are chocolate chips. - Salman Rushdie

A friend may well be reckoned the masterpiece of nature. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The best way to keep your friends is not to give them away. - Wilson Mizner

The most I can do for my friend is simply to be his friend. - Henry David Thoreau

You don't have to hold your stomach in for real friends. - Unknown

A false friend and a shadow attend only while the sun shines. - Benjamin Franklin

You might not know it, but this is your best friend right here. - Matt Hughes' father

Champagne for my real friends and real pain for my sham friends. - Tom Waits

The only thing worse than beating a dead horse is betting on one. - Relient K

It takes a year to make a friend, but you can lose one in an hour. - Chinese Proverb

Love is the only force capable of transforming an enemy into friend. - Martin Luther King Jr.

A friendship that like love is warm; A love like friendship, steady. - Thomas Moore

To like and dislike the same things, that is indeed true friendship. - Sallust

I get my exercise running to the funerals of my friends who exercise. - Barry Gray

A true friend never gets in your way unless you happen to be going down. - Arnold H. Glasgow

Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life. - Mark Twain

That was what a best friend did: hold up a mirror and show you your heart. - Kristin Hannah

There is nothing better than a friend, unless it is a friend with chocolate. - Linda Grayson

My best friend ran away with my wife. And let me tell you, I really miss him. - Henny Youngman

What you see before you, my friend, is the result of a lifetime of chocolate. - Katharine Hepburn

A friend is a person with whom I may be sincere. Before him, I may think aloud. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Few men have the natural strength to honour a friend's success without envy. - Aeschylus

A true friend is the one that's coming in the door while everyone else is going out. - Dr. Phil McGraw

I'd call him a sadistic, hippophilic necrophile, but that would be beating a dead horse. - Woody Allen

It takes a great deal of bravery to stand up to our enemies, but just as much to stand up to our friends. - J K Rowling

I don't need a friend who changes when I change and who nods when I nod; my shadow does that much better. - Plutarch

We split from our common ancestor with the octopus half a billion years ago. And yet, you can make friends with an octopus. - Sy Montgomery

My friend Sally is a nudist. I went to her house. The closets have no doors. The walls are covered with see-through wallpaper. - Steven Wright

Two may talk together under the same roof for many years, yet never really meet; and two others at first speech are old friends. - Mary Catherwood

She's so fat she's my two best friends. She wears stretch caftans. She's got more chins than the Chinese telephone directory. - Joan Rivers

If you go out looking for friends, you're going to find they are very scarce. If you go out to be a friend, you'll find them everywhere. - Zig Ziglar

I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo


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