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A fat purse never lacks friends. - Unknown

Beware of your friends, not your enemies. - Yiddish Proverb

Friends don't let friends use Comic Sans. - Unknown

Lend a horse, and you may have back his skin. - English Proverb

Care, and not fine stables, makes a good horse. - Danish Proverb

Flatterers looks like friends, as wolves like dogs. - George Chapman

Friendship redoubleth joys, and cutteth griefs in half. - Francis Bacon

What is a friend? A single soul dwelling in two bodies. - Aristotle

Talking with a friend is nothing else but thinking aloud. - Joseph Addison

Whenever a friend succeeds, a little something in me dies. - Gore Vidal

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends? - Steven Wright

You shall judge a man by his foes as well as by his friends. - Joseph Conrad

Tell me who your friends are and I will tell you who you are. - Russian Proverb

So comes snow after fire, and even dragons have their endings. - JRR Tolkien

A good book is the best of friends, the same today and forever. - Martin F Tupper

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him drink. - English Proverb

The only thing worse than beating a dead horse is betting on one. - Relient K

The friend is the man who knows all about you, and still likes you. - Elbert Hubbard

Some of my best friends are illusions. Been sustaining me for years. - Sheila Ballantyne

A friend is someone who can see through you and still enjoys the show. - Farmer's Almanac

All music is folk music. I ain't never heard no horse sing a song. - Louis Armstrong

A quarrel between friends, when made up, adds a new tie to friendship. - Saint Francis de Sales

She walked across the ballroom as if she were trudging through deep snow. - Noel Coward

In politics, madame, you need two things: friends, but above all an enemy. - Brian Mulroney

As soon go kindle fire with snow, as seek to quench the fire of love with words. - William Shakespeare

No person is your friend who demands your silence, or denies your right to grow. - Alice Walker

To God I speak Spanish, to women Italian, to men French, and to my horse - German. - Emperor Charles V

Only choose in marriage a woman whom you would choose as a friend if she were a man. - Joseph Joubert

I always like to know everything about my new friends, and nothing about my old ones. - Oscar Wilde

I'd call him a sadistic, hippophilic necrophile, but that would be beating a dead horse. - Woody Allen

I figure if I have my health, can pay the rent and I have my friends, I call it "content." - Lauren Bacall

I'm shy in person - so afraid to confess my love - I need a go-between - our mutual friend, the Moon. - John Geddes

Democracy is very different in U.S. and A. from Kazakhstan. In America, woman can vote, but horse cannot! - Borat Sagdiyev

Advice is like snow, the softer it falls the longer it dwells upon, and the deeper it sinks into the mind. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

As yet, Bernard Shaw hasn't become prominent enough to have any enemies, but none of his friends like him. - Oscar Wilde

Flaming enthusiasm, backed up by horse sense and persistence, is the quality that most frequently makes for success. - Dale Carnegie

A fly, Sir, may sting a stately horse and make him wince; but, one is but an insect, and the other is a horse still. - Samuel Johnson

You end up as you deserve. In old age you must put up with the face, the friends, the health, and the children you have earned. - Fay Weldon

My candle burns at both ends,
It will not last the night;
But ah, my foes, and oh, my friends -
It gives a lovely light! - Edna St Vincent Millay

People share, read and generally engage more with any type of content when it's surfaced through friends and people they know and trust. - Malorie Lucich


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