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The best mirror is an old friend. - Peter Nivio Zarlenga

Friends are the family you choose. - Jennifer Aniston

Hold a true friend with both your hands. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

A friend in need is a friend to be avoided. - Lord Samuel

Good friends, like wine, get better with age. - Unknown

A road to a friend's house is never long. - Danish Proverb

A unicorn is just a horse with a point of view. - Ron Sexsmith

Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate. - Thomas Jones

The wastebasket is the writer's best friend. - Isaac B Singer

Be slow in choosing a friend, slower in changing. - Benjamin Franklin

A clown enriched knows neither relation nor friend. - French Proverb

I had the best buffalo horse that ever made a track. - Buffalo Bill

What is a friend? A single soul dwelling in two bodies. - Aristotle

Animals are my friends... and I don't eat my friends. - George Bernard Shaw

The best way to keep your friends is not to give them away. - Wilson Mizner

Only your real friends will tell you when your face is dirty. - Sicilian Proverb

Your fences need to be horse-high, pig-tight, and bull-strong. - Unknown

The only thing worse than beating a dead horse is betting on one. - Relient K

The wagon rests in winter, the sleigh in summer, the horse never. - Yiddish Proverb

A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. - Robert J Vogel

Love is the only force capable of transforming an enemy into friend. - Martin Luther King Jr.

Some of my best friends are illusions. Been sustaining me for years. - Sheila Ballantyne

It's easy to make a friend. What's hard is to make a stranger. - Unknown

A true friend never gets in your way unless you happen to be going down. - Arnold H. Glasgow

True friends don't judge each other, they judge other people together. - Unknown

You can lead a horse to water but I'd rather ride it to the liquor store. - Wayne Nowazek

Few men have the natural strength to honour a friend's success without envy. - Aeschylus

Friends are those rare people who ask how we are and then wait to hear the answer. - Ed Cunningham

Our friend Chewy doesn't speak much, but he chews a lot of tobacco so we call him Chewbacco. - Michael Diack

A definite purpose, like blinders on a horse, inevitably narrows its possessor's point of view. - Robert Frost

I was such an ugly baby. My mother never breast fed me. She told me that she only liked me as a friend. - Rodney Dangerfield

I'm shy in person - so afraid to confess my love - I need a go-between - our mutual friend, the Moon. - John Geddes

We challenge one another to be funnier and smarter ... It's the way friends make love to one another. - Annie Gottlieb

Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings. - Unknown

You can always tell a real friend: when you make a fool of yourself, he doesn't feel you've done a permanent job. - Laurence Peter

Sometimes me think, 'What is Friend?' and then me say, 'Friend is someone to share the last cookie with.' - Cookie Monster

My friend Sally is a nudist. I went to her house. The closets have no doors. The walls are covered with see-through wallpaper. - Steven Wright

When you're young and you fall off a horse, you may break something. When you're my age and you fall off, you splatter. - Roy Rogers

Though my friends envied me because I always seemed so cheerful and confident, I was secretly terrified of practically everything. - Erica Jong

The greatest sweetener of human life is Friendship. To raise this to the highest pitch of enjoyment, is a secret which but few discover. - Joseph Addison


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