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Old friends are best. - John Selden

A fat purse never lacks friends. - Unknown

A true friend is the best possession. - Unknown

A friend in need is a friend to dodge. - Unknown

Why, I'd horse-whip you if I had a horse. - Groucho Marx

Friendship is like money, easier made than kept. - Samuel Butler

Flatterers looks like friends, as wolves like dogs. - George Chapman

You don't have to have been a horse to be a jockey. - Arigo Saachi

Love is friendship set on fire. Hate is friendship burned. - Jeremy Taylor

He's the kind of man who picks his friends - to pieces. - Mae West

Love your enemy. But don't forget he is not your friend. - Paulo Coelho

Tell me who your friends are and I will tell you who you are. - Russian Proverb

Champagne for my real friends and real pain for my sham friends. - Tom Waits

The only thing worse than beating a dead horse is betting on one. - Relient K

He hasn't an enemy in the world, but all his friends hate him. - Unknown

The most called-upon prerequisite of a friend is an accessible ear. - Maya Angelou

A flatterer is a friend who is your inferior, or pretends to be so. - Aristotle

Friendship, of itself a holy tie, is made more sacred by adversity. - Charles C. Colton

Good friends are hard to find, harder to leave, and impossible to forget. - Unknown

In politics, madame, you need two things: friends, but above all an enemy. - Brian Mulroney

When rats infest the palace, a lame cat is better than the swiftest horse. - Chinese Proverb

What progress, you ask, have I made? I have begun to be a friend to myself. - Hecato

Friends, if we be honest with ourselves, we shall be honest with each other. - George Macdonald

We need old friends to help us grow old and new friends to help us stay young. - Letty Cottin Pogrebin

In fifty years, he never worked a day. To him, nine to five was odds on a horse. - Archie Bunker

Greater love has no man than this, that a man lay down his life for his friends. - Jesus

Never make excuses. Your friends don't need them and your foes won't believe them. - John Wooden

When my friends and I played cowboys and Indians, I was always the Chinese railroad worker. - Robin Williams

There's one good thing about snow: it makes your lawn look as nice as your neighbor's. - Clyde Moore

I like to put on a wig or a fake mustache and do something silly with friends, do a little dance. - Tom Lenk

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart. - Unknown

Celebrate the happiness that friends are always giving, make every day a holiday and celebrate just living! - Amanda Bradley

The Eskimos had fifty-two names for snow because it was important to them: there ought to be as many for love. - Margaret Atwood

It is a good thing to be rich and a good thing to be strong, but it is a better thing to be loved by many friends. - Euripides

I like thieves. Some of my best friends are thieves. Why, just last week we had the president of the bank over for dinner. - WC Fields

Don't expect your friend to be a perfect person. But help your friend to become a perfect person. That is true friendship. - Mother Teresa

Today will never come again. Be a blessing. Be a friend. Encourage someone. Take time to care. Let your words heal, and not wound. - Unknown

Science will never be able to reduce the value of a sunset to arithmetic. Nor can it reduce friendship or statesmanship to a formula. - Louis Orr

My candle burns at both ends,
It will not last the night;
But ah, my foes, and oh, my friends -
It gives a lovely light! - Edna St Vincent Millay

Friendship is unnecessary, like philosophy, like art. It has no survival value; rather it is one of those things that give value to survival. - C S Lewis


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