#1 humor site on the 'net

Snow Safe

Safety underneath in the storm

Snow Safe thanks to Barry McCartney

QuotaBills
The enemy of my enemy is my friend. - Kautilya

Corporations are people, my friend. - Mitt Romney

A friend's eye is a good mirror. - Irish Proverb

Act like a horse. Be dumb. Just run. - Unknown

Friendship is a plant we must often water. - German Proverb

A friend in need is a friend to be avoided. - Lord Samuel

A road to a friend's house is never long. - Danish Proverb

One does not make friends. One recognizes them. - Garth Henrichs

Love is not love without a violin playing goat. - Julia Roberts

Be slow in choosing a friend, slower in changing. - Benjamin Franklin

In the cookie of life, friends are chocolate chips. - Salman Rushdie

Friendship redoubleth joys, and cutteth griefs in half. - Francis Bacon

Animals are my friends... and I don't eat my friends. - George Bernard Shaw

The death of a friend is equivalent to the loss of a limb. - German Proverb

If you want an accounting of your worth, count your friends. - Merry Browne

You don't have to hold your stomach in for real friends. - Unknown

Tell me who your friends are and I will tell you who you are. - Russian Proverb

Don't worry about the horse being blind, just load the wagon. - John Madden

Friendship, of itself a holy tie, is made more sacred by adversity. - Charles C. Colton

Next to acquiring good friends, the best acquisition is that of good books. - Charles Caleb Colton

Walking with a friend in the dark is better than walking alone in the light. - Helen Keller

My best friend ran away with my wife. And let me tell you, I really miss him. - Henny Youngman

My friend Sam has one leg. I went to his house. I couldn't go up the stairs. - Steven Wright

It is not a lack of love, but a lack of friendship that makes unhappy marriages. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Only choose in marriage a woman whom you would choose as a friend if she were a man. - Joseph Joubert

Often we have no time for our friends, but all the time in the world for our enemies. - Billy Joel

The one thing I do not want to be called is First Lady. It sounds like a saddle horse. - Jacqueline Kennedy

If two friends ask you to judge a dispute, don't accept, because you will lose one friend. - St. Augustine

Tart words make no friends: A spoonful of honey will catch more flies than a gallon of vinegar. - Benjamin Franklin

I like to put on a wig or a fake mustache and do something silly with friends, do a little dance. - Tom Lenk

The mere process of growing old together will make the slightest acquaintance seem a bosom friend. - Logan P Smith

Friendship with a man is friendship with his virtue, and does not admit of assumptions of superiority. - Mencius

It is a good thing to be rich and a good thing to be strong, but it is a better thing to be loved by many friends. - Euripides

A fly, Sir, may sting a stately horse and make him wince; but, one is but an insect, and the other is a horse still. - Samuel Johnson

You can always tell a real friend: when you make a fool of yourself, he doesn't feel you've done a permanent job. - Laurence Peter

Don't expect your friend to be a perfect person. But help your friend to become a perfect person. That is true friendship. - Mother Teresa

A good friend will help you move. A really good friend will help you move a body - let me know if I ever need to bring a shovel. - Unknown

My candle burns at both ends,
It will not last the night;
But ah, my foes, and oh, my friends -
It gives a lovely light! - Edna St Vincent Millay

One's life has value so long as one attributes value to the life of others, by means of love, friendship, indignation, and compassion. - Simone de Beauvoir

What is it about friendship that makes being among friends so much richer than being among the most accomplished and interesting strangers? - Sandy Sheehy


Australian Wildfire Survivor

Rat Toys

Radish Camouflage

Apple Art

Cake Finders

Shot Glasses

Frog Spout Security

Chopper Bicycle

Canadian Suntan

Walkway To Heaven

Groucho Marx and Jimmy Savile

Despicable Shoes

Prayer Conditioning

Lazy People Make Excellent Engineers

Spaghetti Western

Under The Weather

Backpack Barney

My Sweet Potato

Who Needs a Guard Dog?

My Next Life

Mouse Insider

Close Ups

Redneck Camera Phone

Mega Samurai Sudoku Puzzles