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Friendship? Yes, please. - Charles Dickens

A fat purse never lacks friends. - Unknown

Friends are the family you choose. - Jennifer Aniston

A friend's eye is a good mirror. - Irish Proverb

Friends don't let friends use Comic Sans. - Unknown

A unicorn is just a horse with a point of view. - Ron Sexsmith

Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate. - Thomas Jones

Be true to your work, your word, and your friend. - Henry David Thoreau

One loyal friend is worth ten thousand relatives. - Euripides

You will always be my best friend - you know too much! - Unknown

Those who seek faultless friends will remain friendless. - Unknown

Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies. - Milton Berle

The death of a friend is equivalent to the loss of a limb. - German Proverb

Only your real friends will tell you when your face is dirty. - Sicilian Proverb

When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem. - Edward Abbey

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him float. - Unknown

When you ascend the hill of prosperity may you not meet a friend. - Mark Twain

He hasn't an enemy in the world, but all his friends hate him. - Unknown

It takes a year to make a friend, but you can lose one in an hour. - Chinese Proverb

A friend is someone who can see through you and still enjoys the show. - Farmer's Almanac

A true friend never gets in your way unless you happen to be going down. - Arnold H. Glasgow

There is nothing better than a friend, unless it is a friend with chocolate. - Linda Grayson

Greater love has no man than this, that a man lay down his life for his friends. - Jesus

Friendship needs no words - it is solitude delivered from the anguish of loneliness. - Dag Hammarskjold

Before borrowing money from a friend, decide which you need more. (Friend or Money!) - Unknown

Before you contradict an old man, my fair friend, you should endeavor to understand him. - George Santayana

Never make excuses. Your friends don't need them and your foes won't believe them. - John Wooden

Democracy is very different in U.S. and A. from Kazakhstan. In America, woman can vote, but horse cannot! - Borat Sagdiyev

Advice is like snow, the softer it falls the longer it dwells upon, and the deeper it sinks into the mind. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

As yet, Bernard Shaw hasn't become prominent enough to have any enemies, but none of his friends like him. - Oscar Wilde

If we would build on a sure foundation in friendship, we must love friends for their sake rather than for our own. - Charlotte Bronte

Between men and women there is no friendship possible. There is passion, enmity, worship, love, but no friendship. - Oscar Wilde

It is well, when judging a friend, to remember that he is judging you with the same godlike and superior impartiality. - Arnold Bennett

I value the friend who for me finds time on his calendar, but I cherish the friend who for me does not consult his calendar. - Robert Brault

If another one of my Whole Food friends says my wife should have a home birth, I am going to punch all the soy on the planet. - Patton Oswalt

The longer we live the more we think and the higher the value we put on friendship and tenderness towards parents and friends. - Samuel Johnson

The space in a needle's eye is sufficient for two friends, but the whole world is scarcely big enough to hold two enemies. - Solomon Ibn Gabirol

As we grow up we think we lose our friends. But the truth is that we don't lose friends, we just learn who the real ones are. - Unknown

Faithfulness is essential to the character of a friend: without this there can be no safety in intimacy with and confidence in him. - Samuel Hopkins

You are no more exempt from time's inexorable passing than Macbeth. Whether time is your friend or foe depends on how you use it. - Patricia Fripp


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