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Nothing positive comes from self-pity. - Unknown

I used to be Snow White, but I drifted. - Mae West

Where does the white go when the snow melts? - Hugh Kieffer

Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes? - Unknown

The only females that pursue me are mosquitoes. - Emo Philips

Positive anything is better than negative nothing. - Elbert Hubbard

To be positive: To be mistaken at the top of one's voice. - Ambrose Bierce

So comes snow after fire, and even dragons have their endings. - JRR Tolkien

The positive side to memory loss: you meet new people every day. - Unknown

Just one positive thought in the morning can change your whole day. - Unknown

The last mosquito that bit me had to check into the Betty Ford clinic. - Joanna Lumley

Thoughts have energy. Make sure your thoughts are positive and powerful. - Unknown

She walked across the ballroom as if she were trudging through deep snow. - Noel Coward

She really has become a monster... I mean monster in the most positive way. - Donald Trump

In order to carry a positive action we must develop here a positive vision. - Dalai Lama

You cannot hang out with negative people and expect to live a positive life. - Unknown

Optimism and self-pity are the positive and negative poles of modern cowardice. - Cyril Connolly

A strong positive mental attitude will create more miracles than any wonder drug. - Patricia Neal

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez

The gift of fantasy has meant more to me than my talent for absorbing positive knowledge. - Albert Einstein

The positive thinker sees the invisible, feels the intangible, and achieves the impossible. - Unknown

I've always believed that you can think positive just as well as you can think negative. - James A. Baldwin

Look for something positive in each day, even if some days you have to look a little harder. - Unknown

There's one good thing about snow: it makes your lawn look as nice as your neighbor's. - Clyde Moore

Be passionate about the culture and the business, and remain positive, because it inspires others. - Barry Libert

I am too positive to be doubtful, too optimistic to be fearful, and too determined to be defeated. - joe-kster

Just 'cause there's snow in the basement don't mean there ain't no fire in the roof! - Archie Bunker

Your attitude determines your altitude. How high you go is almost entirely due to a positive attitude. - Mel Cooper

New Year's Eve, where auld acquaintance be forgot. Unless, of course, those tests come back positive. - Jay Leno

I was determined to share my positive approach and not let diabetes stand in the way of enjoying my life. - Paula Deen

Advice is like snow, the softer it falls the longer it dwells upon, and the deeper it sinks into the mind. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

Having a positive mental attitude is asking how something can be done rather than saying it can't be done. - Bo Bennett

A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort. - Herm Albright

If you're not making mistakes, then you're not doing anything. I'm positive that a doer makes mistakes. - John Wooden

A negative thinker sees a difficulty in every opportunity. A positive thinker sees an opportunity in every difficulty. - Zig Ziglar

It takes but one positive thought when given a chance to survive and thrive to overpower an entire army of negative thoughts. - Robert H. Schuller

I try to extract something positive from (every) situation, even if it's just learning not to make the same mistake twice. - Claudia Schiffer

Desire is the key to motivation. It is the key to develop a healthy personality and a positive attitude towards oneself and others. - Amit Abraham

Negative thoughts are like weeds in your garden and positive thoughts are the seeds of your garden, kill the weeds and feed the seeds. - Sukhi Burgen

My advice to young wrestlers is that your surroundings really make a difference. You want to put yourself in good, positive surroundings. - Dan Gable


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