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Son Shine

You are my ray of light

Son Shine thanks to Jim Serritella

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Mother is a verb, not a noun. - Shonda Rhimes

Gin was mother's milk to her. - George Bernard Shaw

Fearlessness is the mother of reinvention. - Arianna Huffington

Necessity is the mother of taking chances. - Mark Twain

I'm not crazy. My mother had me tested. - Unknown

He wants his son to follow in his footprints. - Archie Bunker

You trust your mother, but you cut the cards. - Unknown

My grandmother made dying her life's work. - Hugh Leonard

Pedestrian: a man whose son is home from college. - Unknown

Following the light of the sun, we left the Old World. - Christopher Columbus

Jesus was a Jew, yes, but only on his mother's side. - Archie Bunker

The titular head... that's the mother, ain't it? - Archie Bunker

Air pollution is turning Mother Nature prematurely gray. - Irv Kupcinet

Nothing is really lost until your Mom can't find it. - Unknown

His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork. - Mae West

Food, love, mother and career: the four basic guilt groups. - Cathy Guisewite

She's descended from a long line her mother listened to. - Gypsy Rose Lee

A false friend and a shadow attend only while the sun shines. - Benjamin Franklin

Blaming mother is just a negative way of clinging to her still. - Nancy Friday

Life is a pure flame, and we live by an invisible sun within us. - Sir Thomas Brown

A man's mother is his misfortune, but his wife is his fault. - Walter Begehot

A smart mother makes often a better diagnosis than a poor doctor. - August Bier

If a deaf person swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap? - George Carlin

A grandmother pretends she doesn't know who you are on Halloween. - Erma Bombeck

New mother - they get a sense of waddya call, "the maternals." - Archie Bunker

If you want a place in the sun, you've got to expect a few blisters. - Abigail Van Buren

The more I go through parenting, the more I say I owe my mother an apology. - Ray Romano

My mother loved children - she would have given anything if I had been one. - Groucho Marx

I just got back from a pleasure trip. I took my mother-in-law to the airport. - Henny Youngman

A mother's arms are made of tenderness and children sleep soundly in them. - Victor Hugo

Your mother's down there throwing a monkey wrench into the halls of justice. - Archie Bunker

My mom used to say that Greek Easter was later because then you get stuff cheaper. - Amy Sedaris

My mother-in-law had a pain beneath her left breast. Turned out to be a trick knee. - Phyllis Diller

Enthusiasm is the mother of effort, and without it nothing great was ever achieved. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

On Valentine's Day, I wired flowers for my mother-in-law, but she found the fuse. - Milton Berle

My mother is Irish, my father is black and Venezuelan, and me - I'm tan, I guess. - Mariah Carey

Don't cry when the sun is gone, because the tears won't let you see the stars. - Violeta Parra

My mother-in-law has so many wrinkles, when she smiles she looks like a Venetian blind. - Les Dawson

I can get motivated seeing a kid at my son's school overcome a learning disability. - Jason Alexander

Middle Age is the awkward period when Father Time starts catching up with Mother Nature. - Harold Coffin

One of the most important things a father can do for his children is to love their mother. - Ray Chenoweth

My mom was fair. You never knew whether she was going to swing with her right or her left. - Herb Caen

I realized when you look at your mother, you are looking at the purest love you will ever know. - Mitch Albom

Some painters transform the sun into a yellow spot, others transform a yellow spot into the sun. - Pablo Picasso

Said the daughter: "I don't have to help my Mom with the housework. She knows how." - Unknown

The art of medicine consists of amusing the patient, whilst Mother Nature takes care of the cure. - Voltaire

It is not until you become a mother that your judgment slowly turns to compassion and understanding. - Erma Bombeck

Sayin' grace - it's just thankin' Mother Nature, whose 1st name just happens to be Grace. - Archie Bunker

I know why the sun never sets on the British Empire: God wouldn't trust an Englishman in the dark. - Duncan Spaeth

Youth fades; love droops; the leaves of friendship fall. A mother's secret hope outlives them all. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

You really don't need to study how to change a diaper. As a new mom, you learn pretty darn quickly! - Ivanka Trump

Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong, even though they say it's okay in the Bible. - Homer Simpson

I wanted to do something nice so I bought my mother-in-law a chair. Now they won't let me plug it in. - Henny Youngman

My mother always used to say, "The older you get, the better you get. Unless you're a banana." - Betty White

Concentrate all your thoughts upon the work in hand. The Sun's rays do not burn until brought to a focus. - Alexander Graham Bell

If I have done anything in life worth attention, I feel sure that I inherited the disposition from my mother. - Booker T. Washington

Drunk Man: "I can't bear fools."
Dorothy Parker: "Apparently your mother could." - Dorothy Parker

What's a good investment? Go home from work early and spend the afternoon throwing a ball around with your son. - Ben Stein

When I moved out of my mom's house at 18 I was almost as sad to leave her sewing machine behind as anything else. - Beth Ditto

In Hollywood, you play a mom, and the next thing you know, you're on The Golden Girls. They age you so fast. - Gabrielle Union

The Bible's full of wine. God ain't got nothing against a little drink to celebrate His Son's birthday with. - Archie Bunker

In most homes, the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space. - Evan Esar

A perfect summer day is when the sun is shining, the breeze is blowing, the birds are singing, and the lawn mower is broken. - James Dent

I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department store and he asked for my autograph. - Shirley Temple

I was Ashallayn’darkmyr Tallyn, son of Mab, former prince of the Unseelie Court, and I was not afraid of a witch on a broom. - Julie Kagawa

The remarkable thing about my mother is that for 30 years she served us nothing but leftovers. The original meal has never been found. - Calvin Trillin

God so loved the world that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believed in him should not perish, but have everlasting life. - John 3:16

Worrying is less work than doing something to fix the worry. Everybody wants to save the earth; nobody wants to help Mom with the dishes. - P.J. O'Rourke

My mother was a reader, and she read to us. She read us Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde when I was six and my brother was eight. I never forgot it. - Stephen King

Education commences on the mother's knee, and every word spoken within hearsay of little children tends toward the formation of character. - Hosea Ballou


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