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Time Travel

For those interested in past accomplishments

Time Travel thanks to Chris Kane

Meeting of adjusted focus

Back since time immamoral. - Archie Bunker

History is more or less bunk. - Henry Ford

Our costliest expenditure is time. - Theophrastus

Well-behaved women seldom make history. - Laurel Thatcher Ulrich

There is no reason to repeat bad history. - Eleanor Holmes Norton

Every time I paint a portrait I lose a friend. - John Singer Sargent

Persistence trumps talent and looks every time. - Aaron Brown

Difficulty is the excuse history never accepts. - Edward R. Murrow

Have patience! In time, even grass becomes milk. - Charan Singh

I feel like a million tonight - but one at a time. - Bette Midler

History will never accept difficulties as an excuse. - John F Kennedy

History repeats itself; historians repeat one another. - Rupert Brooke

Time is like the ocean, always there, always different. - Ogden Nash

Travel and change of place impart new vigor to the mind. - Seneca

90 percent of my time is spent on 10 percent of the world. - Colin Powell

Heifer cow is better than none, but this is no time for puns. - Groucho Marx

Europe was created by history. America was created by philosophy. - Margaret Thatcher

The only time people dislike gossip is when you gossip about them. - Will Rogers

If it is your time, love will track you down like a cruise missile. - Lynda Barry

It is time I stepped aside for a less experienced and less able man. - Scott Elledge

Time is a vindictive bandit to steal the beauty of our former selves. - Raphael

To travel is to discover that everyone is wrong about other countries. - Aldous Huxley

I have a new philosophy. I'm only going to dread one day at a time. - Charles Schulz

If history were taught in the form of stories, it would never be forgotten. - Rudyard Kipling

Growing old is no more than a bad habit which a busy man has not time to form. - Andre Maurois

Our greatest glory is not in never falling, but in getting up every time we do. - Confucius

What is human life? The first third a good time; the rest remembering about it. - Mark Twain

In order to succeed you must fail, so that you know what not to do the next time. - Anthony d'Angelo

The only time you don't fail is the last time you try anything - and it works. - William Strong

There are two kind of air travel in the United States, first class and third world. - Bobby Slayton

Every time you walk down the street people are screaming, "You're fired!" - Donald Trump

If a young person has any idealism at all, it's strongest about the time he finishes college. - Sargent Shriver

All good things were at one time bad things; every original sin has developed into an original virtue. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Love doesn't just sit there, like a stone; it has to be made, like bread, remade all the time, made new. - Ursula K. Leguin

The friend that always finds time to spend with you without consulting his or her calendar is a true friend. - Ellen J. Barrier

If you do a good job for others, you heal yourself at the same time, because a dose of joy is a spiritual cure. - Ed Sullivan

I value the friend who for me finds time on his calendar, but I cherish the friend who for me does not consult his calendar. - Robert Brault

I often say of George Washington that he was one of the few in the whole history of the world who was not carried away by power. - Robert Frost

If Beethoven had been killed in a plane crash at the age of twenty-two, it would have changed the history of music... and of aviation. - Tom Stoppard

How much replay do we want? Because if you start doing it from the first inning to the ninth inning, you may have to time the game with a calendar. - Joe Torre

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Never Give Up

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Outdoor Pool

Wedding Pound Cake

Fear Of Light

Maiden Rock Illusion

Why Men Shouldn't Babysit

Noodle Art

Windows Scoreboard

Mummy Dogs

Swimming Without Getting Your Hair Wet

Media Bondage

Redneck ATV

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Don't Get Your Head In A Knot

Cornfield Fishing

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