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Time Travel

For those interested in past accomplishments

Time Travel thanks to Chris Kane

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Comedy is tragedy plus time. - Carol Burnett

Time heals what reason cannot. - Seneca

All great achievements require time. - Maya Angelou

Live out of your imagination, not your history. - Stephen R. Covey

Difficulty is the excuse history never accepts. - Edward R. Murrow

Have patience! In time, even grass becomes milk. - Charan Singh

The one duty we owe to history is to rewrite it. - Oscar Wilde

I don't need time. What I need is a deadline. - Duke Ellington

I feel like a million tonight - but one at a time. - Bette Midler

History will never accept difficulties as an excuse. - John F Kennedy

Nine-tenths of wisdom consists in being wise in time. - Theodore Roosevelt

Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks. - Steven Wright

Any time you're near a kangaroo, it's a close call. - Jerry O'Connell

No man goes before his time ... unless the boss leaves early. - Groucho Marx

When you argue with reality, you lose, but only 100% of the time. - Byron Katie

The butterfly counts not months but moments, and has time enough. - Rabindranath Tagore

It’s okay to be crazy and scared and brave at the same time! - Kelly Epperson

Our youth we can have but today; we may always find time to grow old. - George Berkeley

Time is nature's way of keeping everything from happening at once. - Woody Allen

How does a project get to be a year behind schedule? One day at a time. - Fred Brooks

Once upon a time, forests were repositories of magic for the human race. - John Burnside

It took me a long time not to judge myself through someone else's eyes. - Sally Field

Our greatest glory is not in never falling, but in getting up every time we do. - Confucius

What is human life? The first third a good time; the rest remembering about it. - Mark Twain

A lie can travel halfway around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes. - Mark Twain

The only time you don't fail is the last time you try anything - and it works. - William Strong

If I've learned nothing else, it's that time and practice equal achievement. - Andre Agassi

If we were born knowing everything, what would we do with all this time on this earth? - Nelly

I like the map feature on the iPhone that tells me where I am, because I travel a lot. - Gary Shteyngart

He was always late on principle; his principle being that punctuality is the thief of time. - Oscar Wilde

Patriotism is supporting your country all the time and your government when it deserves it. - Mark Twain

The best time for you to hold your tongue is the time you feel you must say something or bust. - Josh Billings

Once in a lifetime the longed-for tidal wave of justice can rise up, and hope and history rhyme. - Seamus Heaney

By the time I taught myself the bass guitar at the age of 14, my hands were already pretty nimble. - John Entwistle

To read a writer is for me not merely to get an idea of what he says, but to go off with him and travel in his company. - Andre Gide

History is a relentless master. It has no present, only the past rushing into the future. To try to hold fast is to be swept aside. - John F Kennedy

She knows that feeling too. Of believing that each time someone says her name, it’s to tell her that something bad has happened. - Melina Marchetta

When you travel, remember that a foreign country is not designed to make you comfortable. It is designed to make its own people comfortable. - Clifton Fadiman

When I am abroad, I always make it a rule never to criticize or attack the government of my country. I make up for lost time when I am at home. - Winston Churchill

Q: When is the perfect time?
A: Who can say, but probably somewhere between haste and delay - and it's usually most wise to start today. - Rasheed Ogunlaru


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