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Time Travel

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Time Travel thanks to Chris Kane

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History is more or less bunk. - Henry Ford

Our costliest expenditure is time. - Theophrastus

Busy souls have no time to be busybodies. - O'Malley

There is no reason to repeat bad history. - Eleanor Holmes Norton

Difficulty is the excuse history never accepts. - Edward R. Murrow

I'm Irish. I think about death all the time. - Jack Nicholson

You may ask me for anything you like except time. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Don't wait. The time will never be just right. - Napoleon Hill

Reputation is for time; character is for eternity. - J.B. Gough

History will be kind to me for I intend to write it. - Winston Churchill

History will never accept difficulties as an excuse. - John F Kennedy

Resolve to work all of the time that you are at work. - Peter Legge

One life - a little gleam of time between two eternities. - Thomas Carlyle

Those who don't know history are destined to repeat it. - Edmund Burke

The Republic of China - back in the Olympic Games for the first time. - David Coleman

Elected leaders who forget how they got there won't the next time. - Malcolm Forbes

Each age has deemed the new-born year the fittest time for festal cheer. - Walter Scott

The very ink with which all history is written is merely fluid prejudice. - Mark Twain

I love hockey because of the respect for history and for the game itself. - George Vecsey

It takes less time to do things right than to explain why you did it wrong. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. - Victor Hugo

Perhaps in time the so-called Dark Ages will be thought of as including our own. - Georg C. Lichtenberg

I am long on ideas, but short on time. I expect to live to be only about a hundred. - Thomas A. Edison

No thieves, no traitors, no interventionists! This time the revolution is for real! - Fidel Castro

Our deeds still travel with us from afar, and what we have been makes us what we are. - George Eliot

The way to deal with the devil of obesity and diabetes is literally one day at a time. - Stephen Furst

Take time to deliberate; but when the time for action arrives, stop thinking and go in. - Andrew Jackson

Life is now. There was never a time when your life was not now, nor will there ever be. - Eckhart Tolle

I saw a bank that said "24 Hour Banking", but I don't have that much time. - Steven Wright

He was always late on principle; his principle being that punctuality is the thief of time. - Oscar Wilde

No more massive injections. Tiny children are not horses - one vaccine at a time, over time. - Donald Trump

The next time you hear a social media myth, question it. Ask for the proof, and ask out loud. - Dan Zarrella

Every time you tear a leaf off a calendar, you present a new place for new ideas and progress. - Charles Kettering

Yet, taught by time, my heart has learned to glow for other's good, and melt at other's woe. - Homer

In the whole history of technology it would be difficult to find a greater single advance than this. - L.T.C. Rolt

If the lessons of history teach us anything it is that nobody learns the lessons that history teaches us. - Unknown

God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time. - Robin Williams

You can never make the same mistake twice because the second time you make it, it's not a mistake, it's a choice. - Unknown

I see history as really cyclical in terms of the intense idealism, and the desire to create a better life outside of societal norms. - Lauren Groff

Fang took the entire family out for coffee and donuts the other night. The kids enjoyed it. It was the first time they'd ever given blood. - Phyllis Diller


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