But they rotate every time I drive...
Power tires only those who do not have it. - Giulio Andreotti
A shop should be like a song of which you never tire. - Harry Gordon Selfridge
Q: What do you call a blonde with brains?
A: A labrador. - Lee Mack
I had to stop driving my car for a while - the tires got dizzy. - Steven Wright
It was a blonde. A blonde to make a bishop kick a hole in a stained glass window. - Raymond Chandler
Have a heart that never hardens, a temper that never tires, a touch that never hurts. - Charles Dickens
I may be a living legend, but that sure don't help when I've got to change a tire. - Roy Orbison
It's great to be a blonde. With low expectations it's very easy to surprise people. - Pamela Anderson
The best way to keep children at home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant - and let the air out of the tires. - Dorothy Parker
When I was six, I entered a talent contest. I dyed my hair blond, had a chainsaw and pretended I was Eminem. The old folk weren't expecting that. - Nico Mirallegro