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Treadmill Workout

Doctor's orders: spend one hour per day on the treadmill

Treadmill Workout thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Hope is a very unruly emotion. - Gloria Steinem

Inspiration and genius - one and the same. - Victor Hugo

Ambition is the last refuge of the failure. - Oscar Wilde

Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm. - Steven Wright

The only disability in life is a bad attitude. - Scott Hamilton

Inspiration exists, but it must find you working. - Pablo Picasso

Don't give up on your dreams - keep sleeping. - Unknown

None are so old as those who have outlived enthusiasm. - Henry David Thoreau

You have the power to decide what your attitude will be. - H. Norman Wright

You can't be a smart cookie if you have a crumbly attitude. - Unknown

Every production of genius must be the production of enthusiasm. - Benjamin Disraeli

Ambition is the germ from which all growth of nobleness proceeds. - Oscar Wilde

Our attitude toward life determines life's attitude towards us. - Earl Nightingale

You can't wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club. - Jack London

Necessity may be the mother of invention, but play is certainly the father. - Roger von Oech

Science is the great antidote to the poison of enthusiasm and superstition. - Adam Smith

At first, dreams seem impossible, then improbable, and eventually inevitable. - Christopher Reeve

Truth that's told with bad intent
Beats all the Lies you can invent. - William Blake

A strong positive mental attitude will create more miracles than any wonder drug. - Patricia Neal

Dreams come true; without that possibility nature would not incite us to have them. - John Updike

Nobody was ever meant,
To remember or invent,
What he did with every cent. - Robert Frost

It's faith in something and enthusiasm for something that makes life worth living. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Enthusiasm is the greatest asset in the world. It beats money and power and influence. - Henry Chester

I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I'm doing. - Marsha Doble

Happy are those who dream dreams and are ready to pay the price to make them come true. - Leon J. Suenes

Man alone suffers so excruciatingly in the world that he was compelled to invent laughter. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

If you don't like something, change it. If you can't change it, change your attitude. - Maya Angelou

You must do what you love. Sometimes your passion will be the only thing that keeps you motivated. - Faydra D. Fields

I am happier when I have something to compose, for that, after all, is my sole delight and passion. - Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

Enthusiasm is the electricity of life. How do you get it? You act enthusiastic until you make it a habit. - Gordon Parks

Inspiration comes unawares, from unaccountable sources that have nothing to do with planning or intelligence. - Maurice Chevalier

Enthusiasm is the inspiration of everything great. Without it no man is to be feared, and with it none despised. - Christian Nevell Bovee

Everything happens for a reason, you only need to keep on editing your attitude and gratitude so as to sail through. - Unknown

It is the passion that is in a kiss that gives to it its sweetness; it is the affection in a kiss that sanctifies it. - Christian Nestell Bovee

New Year's Resolution: To tolerate fools more gladly, provided this does not encourage them to take up more of my time. - James Agate

All of us failed to match our dreams of perfection. So I rate us on the basis of our splendid failure to do the impossible. - William Faulkner

Enthusiasm is the best protection in any situation. Wholeheartedness is contagious. Give yourself if you wish to get others. - David Seabury

I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox

Television is an invention that permits you to be entertained in your living room by people you wouldn't have in your home. - David Frost

It is our attitude at the beginning of a difficult undertaking which, more than anything else, will determine its successful outcome. - William James


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