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Treadmill Workout

Doctor's orders: spend one hour per day on the treadmill

Treadmill Workout thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Enthusiasm moves the world. - Arthur James Balfour

Surfing is attitude dancing. - Gerry Lopez

Ambition can creep as well as soar. - Edmund Burke

Ambition is a dream with a V8 engine. - Elvis Presley

Nothing is so contagious as enthusiasm. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

I am rich beyond the dreams of avarice. - Edward Moore

Our favorite attitude should be gratitude. - Zig Ziglar

Ambition is the last refuge of the failure. - Oscar Wilde

No person has the right to rain on your dreams. - Marian Wright Edelman

Our truest life is when we are in dreams awake. - Henry David Thoreau

Dreams do come true, if we only wish hard enough. - Sir James M. Barrie

Correction does much, but encouragement does more. - Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe

The best way to predict the future is to invent it. - Alan Kay

Reading is to the mind what exercise is to the body. - Joseph Addison

Who looks outside, dreams. Who looks inside, awakes. - Carl Jung

You can see real attitude of man when he's terrified. - Toba Beta

Being a mother is an attitude, not a biological relation. - Robert A. Heinlein

I have never taken any exercise except sleeping and resting. - Mark Twain

Always chase your dreams instead of running from your fears. - Unknown

If you can give your child only one gift, let it be enthusiasm. - Bruce Barton

Passion makes the world go round. Love just makes it a safer place. - Ice-T

Whenever I feel the need to exercise, I lie down until it goes away. - Paul Terry

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The rest of us just get up and go to work. - Chuck Close

After exercising I always eat pizza... just kidding. I don't exercise. - Unknown

You don't know where you are or where your dreams end and the world begins. - Rachel Klein

Success is the ability to go from failure to failure without losing your enthusiasm. - Winston Churchill

Use your imagination not to scare yourself to death but to inspire yourself to life. - Adele Brookman

Enthusiasm is the genius of sincerity and truth accomplishes no victories without it. - Edward G. Bulwer-Lytton

Attitude is everything - shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll be among the stars. - Les Brown

The most beautiful thing in the world is, precisely, the conjunction of learning and inspiration. - Wanda Landowska

If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader. - John Quincy Adams

Back in my rummy days, I would tremble and shake for hours upon arising. It was the only exercise I got. - WC Fields

Inspiration comes unawares, from unaccountable sources that have nothing to do with planning or intelligence. - Maurice Chevalier

Everything happens for a reason, you only need to keep on editing your attitude and gratitude so as to sail through. - Unknown

Love would never be a promise of a rose garden unless it is showered with light of faith, water of sincerity and air of passion. - Unknown

There is no passion to be found playing small - in settling for a life that's less than the one you're capable of living. - Nelson Mandela

Focus on the core problem your business solves and put out lots of content and enthusiasm, and ideas about how to solve that problem. - Laura Fitton

A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila. - Mitch Ratcliffe

I play to win, whether during practice or a real game. And I will not let anything get in the way of me and my competitive enthusiasm to win. - Michael Jordan

Emotion is the chief source of becoming conscious. There can be no transforming of lightness into dark, of apathy into movement without emotion. - Carl Jung


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