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Treadmill Workout

Doctor's orders: spend one hour per day on the treadmill

Treadmill Workout thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Does running late count as exercise? - Unknown

Golden dreams make men awake hungry. - Proverb

Passion is easy; commitment is tough. - Celia Barbour

Memories are interpreted like dreams. - Leo Longanesi

Keep true to the dreams of your youth. - Friedrich Schiller

The treacheries of ambition never cease. - Ruben Dario

The greatest dreams are always unrealistic. - Will Smith

Didn't he take the exercise tax off cars? - Archie Bunker

I would rather die of passion than of boredom. - Emile Zola

You will do foolish things, but do them with enthusiasm. - Colette

I'm not a dreamer... but I believe in miracles. I have to. - Terry Fox

Ambition is the germ from which all growth of nobleness proceeds. - Oscar Wilde

Whenever I feel the need to exercise, I lie down until it goes away. - Paul Terry

Every time I feel like exercise, I lie down until the feeling passes. - Robert Hutchins

I have no ambition to govern men; it is a painful and thankless office. - Thomas Jefferson

Sometimes it's the people you can't help who inspire you the most. - Melinda Gates

If you aren't fired with enthusiasm, you will be fired with enthusiasm. - Vince Lombardi

That's an amazing invention, but who would ever want to use one of them? - Rutherford B. Hayes

The Passion of the Christ opened up on Ash Wednesday, and had a Good Friday. - Billy Crystal

Happy are those who dream dreams and are ready to pay the price to make them come true. - Leon J. Suenes

I have spread my dreams beneath your feet. Tread softly because you tread on my dreams. - William Butler Yeats

My mother had this amazing attitude in the face of everything, including when she got cancer. - Bill Clinton

Take, if you must, this little bag of dreams. Unloose the cord, and they will wrap you round. - William Butler Yeats

A mediocre idea that generates enthusiasm will go further than a great idea that inspires no one. - Mary Kay Ash

Success is the good fortune that comes from aspiration, desperation, perspiration and inspiration. - Evan Esar

Every leap year I like to jump. It’s a good way to get my daily exercise in every four years. - Jarod Kintz

I am happier when I have something to compose, for that, after all, is my sole delight and passion. - Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

I have noted that the healthy release of emotion is frequently very unhealthy for those closest to you. - Mr Spock

Dreams or illusions, call them what you will, they lift us from the commonplace of life to better things. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

The role of the teacher is to create the conditions for invention rather than provide ready-made knowledge. - Seymour Papert

Faith is a fine invention
When Gentlemen can see -
But Microscopes are prudent
In an Emergency. - Emily Dickinson

A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort. - Herm Albright

Never give up on what you really want to do. The person with big dreams is more powerful than one with all the facts. - Albert Einstein

Your vision will become clear only when you look into your heart. Who looks outside, dreams. Who looks inside awakens. - Carl Jung

New Year's Resolution: To tolerate fools more gladly, provided this does not encourage them to take up more of my time. - James Agate

Question everything. Your love, your religion, your passion. If you don't have questions, you'll never find answers. - Colleen Hoover

There's a limit to how many times you can read how great you are and what an inspiration you are, but I'm not there yet. - Randy Pausch

It is obvious that we can no more explain a passion to a person who has never experienced it than we can explain light to the blind. - T S Eliot

Passion is not a reaction to an external event. It is the left over emotions from the internal battles you have won that propels you forward. - Shannon L. Alder

I play to win, whether during practice or a real game. And I will not let anything get in the way of me and my competitive enthusiasm to win. - Michael Jordan


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