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Treadmill Workout

Doctor's orders: spend one hour per day on the treadmill

Treadmill Workout thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Dreams don't work unless you do. - John C Maxwell

Keep true to the dreams of your youth. - Friedrich Schiller

Advertisers are the merchants of dreams. - Unknown

The treacheries of ambition never cease. - Ruben Dario

Getting caught is the mother of invention. - Robert Byrne

Dreams are the touchstones of our characters. - Henry David Thoreau

Necessity, who is the mother of our invention. - Plato

I rate enthusiasm even above professional skill. - Edward Appleton

Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition. - Timothy Leary

Motivation is when your dreams put on work clothes. - Milton Berle

Follow your dreams. Just make sure to have fun too. - Chris Brown

None are so old as those who have outlived enthusiasm. - Henry David Thoreau

Enthusiasm is a kind of faith that has been set afire. - George Matthew Adams

Inspiration fires you up; motivation keeps you burning. - Stuart Aken

Being a mother is an attitude, not a biological relation. - Robert A. Heinlein

You can change your beliefs so they empower your dreams and desires. - Marcia Wieder

Success is going from failure to failure without loss of enthusiasm. - Winston Churchill

Shells sink,
Dreams float,
Life's good
On our boat. - Jimmy Buffet

Enthusiasm is catching, so surround yourself with enthusiastic people. - Norman Vincent Peale

Our waking hours form the text of our lives, our dreams, the commentary. - Unknown

Every woman dreams of her own political career and her own place in life. - Raisa M. Gorbachev

Necessity may be the mother of invention, but play is certainly the father. - Roger von Oech

Nothing arouses ambition so much as the trumpet clang of another's fame. - Baltasar Gracian

I live in California, so I do stand-up paddle board, which is a killer workout. - Ashley Wagner

Enthusiasm is the greatest asset in the world. It beats money and power and influence. - Henry Chester

Happy are those who dream dreams and are ready to pay the price to make them come true. - Leon J. Suenes

Don't let your dreams rust! Listen to your youthful bells ringing loud inside of you. - Bernard Kelvin Clive

My mother had this amazing attitude in the face of everything, including when she got cancer. - Bill Clinton

Dare to live the life you have dreamed for yourself. Go forward and make your dreams come true. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Your attitude can take you forward or your attitude can take you down. The choice is always yours. - Catherine Pulsifier

The test and the use of man's education is that he finds pleasure in the exercise of his mind. - Jacques Martin Barzun

Your attitude determines your altitude. How high you go is almost entirely due to a positive attitude. - Mel Cooper

Enthusiasm is the inspiration of everything great. Without it no man is to be feared, and with it none despised. - Christian Nevell Bovee

A dreamer and a thinker understood the value of imagination. He called his imagination a "holy curiosity." - Albert Einstein

Cherish your visions and your dreams as they are the children of your soul, the blueprints of your ultimate achievements. - Napoleon Hill

All of us failed to match our dreams of perfection. So I rate us on the basis of our splendid failure to do the impossible. - William Faulkner

Question everything. Your love, your religion, your passion. If you don't have questions, you'll never find answers. - Colleen Hoover

There's a limit to how many times you can read how great you are and what an inspiration you are, but I'm not there yet. - Randy Pausch

It is obvious that we can no more explain a passion to a person who has never experienced it than we can explain light to the blind. - T S Eliot

Those who succeed have a clear, focused picture of their success. The level of success they attain matches the expansiveness of their dreams. - Marc Allen


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