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Treadmill Workout

Doctor's orders: spend one hour per day on the treadmill

Treadmill Workout thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Ambition lubricates the mind. - Unknown

Nothing is so contagious as enthusiasm. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

Didn't he take the exercise tax off cars? - Archie Bunker

The only disability in life is a bad attitude. - Scott Hamilton

Spring work is going on with joyful enthusiasm. - John Muir

Don't give up on your dreams - keep sleeping. - Unknown

Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition. - Timothy Leary

Weakness of attitude becomes weakness of character. - Albert Einstein

Intelligence without ambition is a bird without wings. - Salvador Dali

Inspiration fires you up; motivation keeps you burning. - Stuart Aken

Being a mother is an attitude, not a biological relation. - Robert A. Heinlein

To invent, you need a good imagination and a pile of junk. - Thomas Edison

A man is not old until his regrets take the place of dreams. - Yiddish proverb

When inspiration does not come to me, I go halfway to meet it. - Sigmund Freud

All our dreams can come true - if we have the courage to pursue them. - Walt Disney

Build your own dreams, or someone else will hire you to build theirs. - Farrah Gray

The most beautiful make-up is passion but cosmetics are easier to buy. - Yves Saint Laurent

Our waking hours form the text of our lives, our dreams, the commentary. - Unknown

It is your attitude and not your aptitude that determines your altitude. - Zig Ziglar

Too many of us are not living our dreams because we are living our fears. - Les Brown

That's an amazing invention, but who would ever want to use one of them? - Rutherford B. Hayes

The problem is not the problem. The problem is your attitude to the problem. - Unknown

Exercise is king, nutrition is queen. Put them together and you have a kingdom. - Jack LaLanne

Poetry is when an emotion has found its thought and the thought has found words. - Robert Frost

Dreams come true; without that possibility nature would not incite us to have them. - John Updike

Morality is simply the attitude we adopt towards people whom we personally dislike. - Oscar Wilde

Hold fast to dreams, for if dreams die, life is a broken winged bird that cannot fly. - Lanston Hughes

It's faith in something and enthusiasm for something that makes life worth living. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

I have spread my dreams beneath your feet. Tread softly because you tread on my dreams. - William Butler Yeats

Our team lives hockey, it dreams hockey, it eats hockey. Now if it could only play hockey. - Milton Berle

From an early age I understood that cooking was never going to be a job, it's a passion. - Gordon Ramsay

Inherited wealth is a big handicap to happiness. It is as certain death to ambition as cocaine is to morality. - William K Vanderbilt

There is a certain enthusiasm in liberty that makes human nature rise above itself, in acts of bravery and heroism. - Alexander Hamilton

A dreamer and a thinker understood the value of imagination. He called his imagination a "holy curiosity." - Albert Einstein

If we don't redouble our efforts to increase incentives for invention, this country's going to lose its edge. - Dean Kamen

Ability is what you're capable of doing. Motivation determines what you do. Attitude determines how well you do it. - Lou Holtz

It is our attitude at the beginning of a difficult task which, more than anything else, will affect its successful outcome. - William James

Without inspiration the best powers of the mind remain dormant. There is a fuel in us which needs to be ignited with sparks. - Johann Gottfried Von Herder

"Exercise" is such a dirty word in my household that whenever I even think of it, I wash my mouth out with chocolate. - Leonore Fleischer

The more difficulties one has to encounter, within and without, the more significant and the higher in inspiration his life will be. - Horace Bushnell


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