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Hope is a very unruly emotion. - Gloria Steinem

Ambition is not a vice of little people. - Michel de Montaigne

Advertisers are the merchants of dreams. - Unknown

Didn't he take the exercise tax off cars? - Archie Bunker

Ambition is but avarice on stilts, and masked. - Walter S Landor

Dreams do come true, if we only wish hard enough. - Sir James M. Barrie

Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition. - Timothy Leary

Creativity is a natural extension of our enthusiasm. - Earl Nightingale

None are so old as those who have outlived enthusiasm. - Henry David Thoreau

Intelligence without ambition is a bird without wings. - Salvador Dali

Two-lane blacktop isn't a highway - it's an attitude. - Unknown

I'm not a dreamer... but I believe in miracles. I have to. - Terry Fox

I prefer the errors of enthusiasm to the indifference of wisdom. - Anatole France

Our attitude toward life determines life's attitude towards us. - Earl Nightingale

Genius is one percent inspiration and ninety-nine percent perspiration. - Thomas Edison

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The rest of us just get up and go to work. - Chuck Close

Necessity may be the mother of invention, but play is certainly the father. - Roger von Oech

That's an amazing invention, but who would ever want to use one of them? - Rutherford B. Hayes

The Passion of the Christ opened up on Ash Wednesday, and had a Good Friday. - Billy Crystal

At first, dreams seem impossible, then improbable, and eventually inevitable. - Christopher Reeve

Truth that's told with bad intent
Beats all the Lies you can invent. - William Blake

Poetry is when an emotion has found its thought and the thought has found words. - Robert Frost

The most beautiful makeup for a woman is passion. But cosmetics are easier to buy. - Yves St. Laurent

Nobody was ever meant,
To remember or invent,
What he did with every cent. - Robert Frost

Success is the ability to go from one failure to another with no loss of enthusiasm. - Winston Churchill

Hold fast to dreams, for if dreams die, life is a broken winged bird that cannot fly. - Lanston Hughes

Happy are those who dream dreams and are ready to pay the price to make them come true. - Leon J. Suenes

Man alone suffers so excruciatingly in the world that he was compelled to invent laughter. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Take, if you must, this little bag of dreams. Unloose the cord, and they will wrap you round. - William Butler Yeats

Old minds are like old horses; you must exercise them if you wish to keep them in working order. - John Adams

Imagine a place where everyone chooses to bring energy, passion, and a positive attitude every day. - Stephen C. Lundin

Back in my rummy days, I would tremble and shake for hours upon arising. It was the only exercise I got. - WC Fields

Television remote controls encourage couch potatoes to exercise their options while broadening their base. - William Arthur Ward

Enthusiasm is the inspiration of everything great. Without it no man is to be feared, and with it none despised. - Christian Nevell Bovee

If we don't redouble our efforts to increase incentives for invention, this country's going to lose its edge. - Dean Kamen

Enthusiasm is the best protection in any situation. Wholeheartedness is contagious. Give yourself if you wish to get others. - David Seabury

Desire is the key to motivation. It is the key to develop a healthy personality and a positive attitude towards oneself and others. - Amit Abraham

It is often easier to make progress on mega-ambitious dreams. Since no one else is crazy enough to do it, you have little competition. - Larry Page

Passion is not a reaction to an external event. It is the left over emotions from the internal battles you have won that propels you forward. - Shannon L. Alder

One night I walked home very late and fell asleep in somebody's satellite dish. My dreams were showing up on TV's all over the world. - Steven Wright


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