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Treadmill Workout thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Ambition lubricates the mind. - Unknown

Music is the shorthand of emotion. - Leo Tolstoy

When your dreams turn to dust, vacuum. - Desmond Tutu

I am rich beyond the dreams of avarice. - Edward Moore

My idea of exercise is a good brisk sit. - Phyllis Diller

The greatest dreams are always unrealistic. - Will Smith

Ambition is but avarice on stilts, and masked. - Walter S Landor

Reading is to the mind what exercise is to the body. - Joseph Addison

It does not do to dwell on dreams and forget to live. - J K Rowling

Protect your enthusiasm from the negativity of others. - H. Jackson Brown Jr.

You have the power to decide what your attitude will be. - H. Norman Wright

Where there is no hope, it is incumbent on us to invent it. - Albert Camus

When inspiration does not come to me, I go halfway to meet it. - Sigmund Freud

You can't be a smart cookie if you have a crumbly attitude. - Unknown

I prefer the errors of enthusiasm to the indifference of wisdom. - Anatole France

Too many of us are not living our dreams because we are living our fears. - Les Brown

We need to take dreams more literally, and waking life more symbolically. - Robert Moss

It is my ambition to say in ten sentences what others say in a whole book. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

A man can succeed at almost anything for which he has unlimited enthusiasm. - Charles Schwab

Dreams come true; without that possibility nature would not incite us to have them. - John Updike

There is no exercise better for the heart than reaching down and lifting people up. - Unknown

Nobody was ever meant,
To remember or invent,
What he did with every cent. - Robert Frost

Use your imagination not to scare yourself to death but to inspire yourself to life. - Adele Brookman

I exercise extreme self control. I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast. - WC Fields

If you have zest and enthusiasm, you attract zest and enthusiasm. Life does give back in kind. - Norman Vincent Peale

Enthusiasm creates a current in everyone it touches. It turns an ordinary person into a crusader. - F.D. Van Amburgh

The most common addiction in the world is the draw of comfort. It wrecks dreams and breaks people. - Unknown

A word of encouragement during failure is worth more than a dictionary of praise following success. - Unknown

When dealing with people, remember you are not dealing with creatures of logic, but creatures of emotion. - Dale Carnegie

The moment of enlightenment is when a person's dreams of possibilities become images of probabilities. - Vic Braden

The greatest discovery of my generation is that a human being can alter his life by altering his attitude. - William James

Having a positive mental attitude is asking how something can be done rather than saying it can't be done. - Bo Bennett

There are high spots in all of our lives and most of them have come about through encouragement from someone else. - George M. Adams

I've never sought success in order to get fame and money; it's the talent and the passion that count in success. - Ingrid Bergman

Without inspiration the best powers of the mind remain dormant. There is a fuel in us which needs to be ignited with sparks. - Johann Gottfried Von Herder

Today will never come again. Be a blessing. Be a friend. Encourage someone. Take time to care. Let your words heal, and not wound. - Unknown

The road to success is not easy to navigate, but with hard work, drive and passion, it's possible to achieve the American dream. - Tommy Hilfiger

Focus on the core problem your business solves and put out lots of content and enthusiasm, and ideas about how to solve that problem. - Laura Fitton

It is our attitude at the beginning of a difficult undertaking which, more than anything else, will determine its successful outcome. - William James

Emotion is the chief source of becoming conscious. There can be no transforming of lightness into dark, of apathy into movement without emotion. - Carl Jung


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