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Treadmill Workout

Doctor's orders: spend one hour per day on the treadmill

Treadmill Workout thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Passion + Planning = Success - Barry Farber

I'm in no shape to exercise. - Unknown

Golden dreams make men awake hungry. - Proverb

My idea of exercise is a good brisk sit. - Phyllis Diller

Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm. - Steven Wright

Necessity, who is the mother of our invention. - Plato

Our truest life is when we are in dreams awake. - Henry David Thoreau

Creativity is a natural extension of our enthusiasm. - Earl Nightingale

None are so old as those who have outlived enthusiasm. - Henry David Thoreau

Enthusiasm is a kind of faith that has been set afire. - George Matthew Adams

Enthusiasm... the sustaining power of all great action. - Samuel Smiles

Have the passion, take the action and magic will happen. - Bar Rafaeli

A man is not old until his regrets take the place of dreams. - Yiddish proverb

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The real pros get up and go to work. - Harvey Mackay

Shells sink,
Dreams float,
Life's good
On our boat. - Jimmy Buffet

Your attitude towards anything in life is completely under your control. - Micah Lacerte

We need to take dreams more literally, and waking life more symbolically. - Robert Moss

Truth that's told with bad intent
Beats all the Lies you can invent. - William Blake

Poetry is when an emotion has found its thought and the thought has found words. - Robert Frost

Enthusiasm is a vital element toward the individual success of every man or woman. - Conrad Hilton

There is no exercise better for the heart than reaching down and lifting people up. - Unknown

One often goes from love to ambition, but one rarely returns from ambition to love. - Duc de La Rochefoucauld

Use your imagination not to scare yourself to death but to inspire yourself to life. - Adele Brookman

I exercise extreme self control. I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast. - WC Fields

If you take responsibility for yourself you will develop a hunger to accomplish your dreams. - Les Brown

A mediocre idea that generates enthusiasm will go further than a great idea that inspires no one. - Mary Kay Ash

Success is the good fortune that comes from aspiration, desperation, perspiration and inspiration. - Evan Esar

A word of encouragement during failure is worth more than a dictionary of praise following success. - Unknown

Television remote controls encourage couch potatoes to exercise their options while broadening their base. - William Arthur Ward

Dreams are renewable. No matter what our age or condition, there are still untapped possibilities within us. - Dave Turner

I think it's my adventure, my trip, my journey, and I guess my attitude is, let the chips fall where they may. - Leonard Nimoy

Ability is what you're capable of doing. Motivation determines what you do. Attitude determines how well you do it. - Lou Holtz

Cherish your visions and your dreams as they are the children of your soul, the blueprints of your ultimate achievements. - Napoleon Hill

All of us failed to match our dreams of perfection. So I rate us on the basis of our splendid failure to do the impossible. - William Faulkner

There's a limit to how many times you can read how great you are and what an inspiration you are, but I'm not there yet. - Randy Pausch

The more difficulties one has to encounter, within and without, the more significant and the higher in inspiration his life will be. - Horace Bushnell

It is obvious that we can no more explain a passion to a person who has never experienced it than we can explain light to the blind. - T S Eliot

The greatest thing about man is his ability to transcend himself, his ancestry and his environment and to become what he dreams of being. - Tully C. Knoles

Perseverance: outlasting the most rash, pessimistic, cowardly naysayers; those first in line to deny us the dreams never tried. Ourselves. - R.S. Guthrie

When I know that, if I have no inspiration whatsoever, when I come and I just feel empty, I have nothing, I know that I can still play the scene. - Christopher Walken


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