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Tree Hugger Car

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Tree Hugger Car thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Never insult anyone by accident. - Robert A. Heinlein

Defendit numerus: There is safety in numbers. - Unknown

Name the greatest of all inventors. Accident. - Mark Twain

The righteous will flourish like the palm tree. - Psalms 92:12

Great deeds are usually wrought at great risks. - Herodotus

Stardom isn't a profession, it's an accident. - Lauren Bacall

To live without risk for me would be tantamount to death. - Jacqueline Cochran

Preoccupied with a single leaf you won't see the tree. - Vagabond

The patriot's blood is the seed of Freedom's tree. - Thomas Campbell

The policy of being too cautious is the greatest risk of all. - Jawaharlal Nehru

Take calculated risks. That is quite different from being rash. - George S Patton

Hesitation increases in relation to risk in equal proportion to age. - Ernest Hemingway

Death is just a low chemical trick played on everybody except sequoia trees. - J.J. Furnas

Learn not to talk to me. You shake the tree, a leopard's going to fall out. - Kobe Bryant

Most people would rather be certain they're miserable than risk being happy. - Robert Anthony

I don't have to look up my family tree, because I know that I'm the sap. - Fred Allen

Fame is a vapor; popularity an accident; the only earthly certainty is oblivion. - Mark Twain

Each has his own tree of ancestors, but at the top of all sits Probably Arboreal. - Robert Louis Stevenson

I think we risk becoming the best-informed society that has ever died of ignorance. - Ruben Blades

The true meaning of life is to plant trees, under whose shade you do not expect to sit. - Nelson Henderson

During the first period of a man's life the greatest danger is not to take the risk. - Soren Kierkegaard

Progress always involves risk; you can't steal second base and keep your foot on first. - Frederick Wilcox

Even if I knew that tomorrow the world would go to pieces, I would still plant my apple tree. - Martin Luther

Yes, risk taking is inherently failure-prone. Otherwise, it would be called sure-thing-taking. - Tim McMahon

In America any boy may become President, and I suppose it's just one of the risks he takes. - Adlai Stevenson

If you reveal your secrets to the wind, don't blame the wind for revealing them to the trees. - Unknown

We breathe air, trees make air, homework kills trees, therefore homework is going to kill us all. - Unknown

The ideal man bears the accidents of life with dignity and grace, making the best of circumstances. - Aristotle

Why pay money to have your family tree traced; go into politics and your opponents will do it for you. - Unknown

The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree: the presence of a family all wrapped up in each other. - Bill Vaughan

The reason there are so many tree-lined boulevards in Paris is so the German army can march in the shade. - George S Patton

Climb the mountains and get their good tidings. Nature's peace will flow into you as sunshine flows into trees. - John Muir

Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety. - Benjamin Franklin

People shop and learn in a whole new way compared to just a few years ago, so marketers need to adapt or risk extinction. - Brian Halligan

You can't be suspicious of a tree, or accuse a bird or a squirrel of subversion or challenge the ideology of a violet. - Hal Borland

If this humor be the safety of our race, then it is due largely to the infusion into the American people of the Irish brain. - William Howard Taft

On the top of the Crumpetty Tree
The Quangle Wangle sat,
But his face you could not see,
On account of his Beaver Hat. - Edward Lear

Love is much nicer to be in than an automobile accident, a tight girdle, a higher tax bracket, or a holding pattern over Philadelphia. - Judith Viorst

Only when the last tree has withered, and the last fish caught, and the last river been poisoned, will we realize we cannot eat money. - Cree Proverb

The men who have done big things are those who were not afraid to attempt big things, who were not afraid to risk failure in order to gain success. - B.C. Forbes


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