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My family tree could use some pruning. - Unknown

The only risk of failure is promotion. - Scott Adams

What kind of man gives cigarettes to trees? - Robin Williams

The righteous will flourish like the palm tree. - Psalms 92:12

Trees cause more pollution than automobiles do. - Ronald Reagan

Once there was a tree, and she loved a little boy. - Shel Silverstein

If you hate where you are, move - you are not a tree. - Unknown

If you take the risk, you are deserving of the reward. - Joe Segal

The best cure for sea sickness, is to sit under a tree. - Spike Milligan

To live without risk for me would be tantamount to death. - Jacqueline Cochran

So many catastrophes in love are only accidents of egotism. - Hector Bianciotti

The policy of being too cautious is the greatest risk of all. - Jawaharlal Nehru

Giving never happens by accident. It's always intentional. - Amy Grant

Character is the root of the tree; conduct, the fruit it bears. - E.M. Bounds

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

Keep a green tree in your heart and perhaps a singing bird will come. - Chinese Proverb

Risks must be taken because the greatest hazard in life is to risk nothing. - Leo Buscaglia

The best time to plant a tree was 20 years ago. The second best time is now. - Chinese Proverb

Only those who will risk going too far can possibly find out how far one can go. - T S Eliot

Fame is a vapor; popularity an accident; the only earthly certainty is oblivion. - Mark Twain

Southerners are so devoted to genealogy that we see a family tree under every bush. - Florence King

If my Valentine you won't be,
I'll hang myself on your Christmas tree. - Ernest Hemingway

It will never rain roses. When we want to have more roses, we must plant more trees. - George Eliot

A cold wind was blowing from the north, and it made the trees rustle like living things. - George R.R. Martin

Suburbia is where the developer bulldozes out the trees, then names the streets after them. - Bill Vaughan

Why pay money to have your family tree traced; go into politics and your opponents will do it for you. - Unknown

The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree: the presence of a family all wrapped up in each other. - Bill Vaughan

The reason there are so many tree-lined boulevards in Paris is so the German army can march in the shade. - George S Patton

My wife is on a diet. Coconuts and bananas. She hasn't lost any weight, but she can sure climb a tree. - Henny Youngman

It is better to remain silent at the risk of being thought a fool, than to talk and remove all doubt of it. - Maurice Switzer

Except during the nine months before he draws his first breath, no man manages his affairs as well as a tree does. - George Bernard Shaw

Climb the mountains and get their good tidings. Nature's peace will flow into you as sunshine flows into trees. - John Muir

Character is like a tree and reputation like a shadow. The shadow is what we think of it; the tree is the real thing. - Abraham Lincoln

If this humor be the safety of our race, then it is due largely to the infusion into the American people of the Irish brain. - William Howard Taft

When anyone asks me about the Irish character, I say look at the trees. Maimed, stark and misshapen, but ferociously tenacious. - Unknown

Only when the last tree has withered, and the last fish caught, and the last river been poisoned, will we realize we cannot eat money. - Cree Proverb

Risk and failure is a part of our equation, and if you are seeing too little failure, you are actually probably not taking enough risks. - Peter Barris

Don't listen to those who say you're taking too big a chance. If no one ever took risks, Michelangelo would have painted the Sistine floor. - Neil Simon

Success is no accident. It is hard work, perseverance, learning, studying, sacrifice and most of all, love of what you are doing or learning to do. - Pele

Advice from a tree:
- Stand tall and proud
- Go out on a limb
- Remember your roots
- Drink plenty of water
- Enjoy the view - Unknown


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