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My family tree could use some pruning. - Unknown

Safety doesn't happen by accident. - Unknown

Trees often transplanted seldom prosper. - Flemish Proverb

What kind of man gives cigarettes to trees? - Robin Williams

Great deeds are usually wrought at great risks. - Herodotus

A sure cure for seasickness is to sit under a tree. - Spike Milligan

Stardom isn't a profession, it's an accident. - Lauren Bacall

If you hate where you are, move - you are not a tree. - Unknown

Preoccupied with a single leaf you won't see the tree. - Vagabond

The patriot's blood is the seed of Freedom's tree. - Thomas Campbell

He knows his olive trees better than he knows his children. - Rebecca Helm-Ropelato

Prophesy is a good line of business, but it is full of risks. - Mark Twain

The policy of being too cautious is the greatest risk of all. - Jawaharlal Nehru

Native ability without education is like a tree without fruit. - Aristippus

Character is the root of the tree; conduct, the fruit it bears. - E.M. Bounds

It is better to risk saving a guilty man than to condemn an innocent one. - Voltaire

Risks must be taken because the greatest hazard in life is to risk nothing. - Leo Buscaglia

Death is just a low chemical trick played on everybody except sequoia trees. - J.J. Furnas

Learn not to talk to me. You shake the tree, a leopard's going to fall out. - Kobe Bryant

I don't have to look up my family tree, because I know that I'm the sap. - Fred Allen

Fame is a vapor; popularity an accident; the only earthly certainty is oblivion. - Mark Twain

If my Valentine you won't be,
I'll hang myself on your Christmas tree. - Ernest Hemingway

During the first period of a man's life the greatest danger is not to take the risk. - Soren Kierkegaard

Suburbia is where the developer bulldozes out the trees, then names the streets after them. - Bill Vaughan

The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants. - Thomas Jefferson

In America any boy may become President, and I suppose it's just one of the risks he takes. - Adlai Stevenson

We breathe air, trees make air, homework kills trees, therefore homework is going to kill us all. - Unknown

Why pay money to have your family tree traced; go into politics and your opponents will do it for you. - Unknown

The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree: the presence of a family all wrapped up in each other. - Bill Vaughan

The reason there are so many tree-lined boulevards in Paris is so the German army can march in the shade. - George S Patton

There is no impossibility to him who stands prepared to conquer every hazard. The fearful are the failing. - Sarah J. Hale

Climb the mountains and get their good tidings. Nature's peace will flow into you as sunshine flows into trees. - John Muir

Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety. - Benjamin Franklin

It's in the democratic citizen's nature to be like a leaf that doesn't believe in the tree it's part of. - David Foster Wallace

If this humor be the safety of our race, then it is due largely to the infusion into the American people of the Irish brain. - William Howard Taft

If you think in terms of a year, plant a seed; if in terms of ten years, plant trees; if in terms of 100 years, teach the people. - Confucius

On the top of the Crumpetty Tree
The Quangle Wangle sat,
But his face you could not see,
On account of his Beaver Hat. - Edward Lear

Wolves directly affect the entire ecosystem, not just moose populations, their main prey, because less moose equals more tree growth. - Rolf Peterson

Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to wait a year to sleep next to a tree, something is wrong. - George Carlin

Don't listen to those who say you're taking too big a chance. If no one ever took risks, Michelangelo would have painted the Sistine floor. - Neil Simon


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