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Tree Hugger Car

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Tree Hugger Car thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Defendit numerus: There is safety in numbers. - Unknown

Great deeds are usually wrought at great risks. - Herodotus

Safety is a cheap and effective insurance policy. - Unknown

If you don't risk anything, you risk even more. - Erica Jong

Stardom isn't a profession, it's an accident. - Lauren Bacall

If you hate where you are, move - you are not a tree. - Unknown

If you take the risk, you are deserving of the reward. - Joe Segal

The patriot's blood is the seed of Freedom's tree. - Thomas Campbell

So many catastrophes in love are only accidents of egotism. - Hector Bianciotti

He knows his olive trees better than he knows his children. - Rebecca Helm-Ropelato

I think that I shall never see
A poem lovely as a tree. - Joyce Kilmer

Native ability without education is like a tree without fruit. - Aristippus

Giving never happens by accident. It's always intentional. - Amy Grant

If a tree falls in the forest and no one hears, does it make a sound? - Unknown

I aimed at the public's heart and by accident I hit it in the stomach. - Upton Sinclair

Learn not to talk to me. You shake the tree, a leopard's going to fall out. - Kobe Bryant

Most people would rather be certain they're miserable than risk being happy. - Robert Anthony

Fame is a vapor; popularity an accident; the only earthly certainty is oblivion. - Mark Twain

Each has his own tree of ancestors, but at the top of all sits Probably Arboreal. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Southerners are so devoted to genealogy that we see a family tree under every bush. - Florence King

The true meaning of life is to plant trees, under whose shade you do not expect to sit. - Nelson Henderson

Progress always involves risk; you can't steal second base and keep your foot on first. - Frederick Wilcox

Suburbia is where the developer bulldozes out the trees, then names the streets after them. - Bill Vaughan

The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants. - Thomas Jefferson

In America any boy may become President, and I suppose it's just one of the risks he takes. - Adlai Stevenson

We breathe air, trees make air, homework kills trees, therefore homework is going to kill us all. - Unknown

The ideal man bears the accidents of life with dignity and grace, making the best of circumstances. - Aristotle

Why pay money to have your family tree traced; go into politics and your opponents will do it for you. - Unknown

It is better to remain silent at the risk of being thought a fool, than to talk and remove all doubt of it. - Maurice Switzer

Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety. - Benjamin Franklin

It's in the democratic citizen's nature to be like a leaf that doesn't believe in the tree it's part of. - David Foster Wallace

When anyone asks me about the Irish character, I say look at the trees. Maimed, stark and misshapen, but ferociously tenacious. - Unknown

As the poet said, "Only God can make a tree" - probably because it's so hard to figure out how to get the bark on. - Woody Allen

Faithfulness is essential to the character of a friend: without this there can be no safety in intimacy with and confidence in him. - Samuel Hopkins

I think trees should bloom earlier in the spring. They act like they are on a schedule. It’s not like they have anywhere to go. - Jarod Kintz

Love is much nicer to be in than an automobile accident, a tight girdle, a higher tax bracket, or a holding pattern over Philadelphia. - Judith Viorst

Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it is stupid. - Albert Einstein

Risk and failure is a part of our equation, and if you are seeing too little failure, you are actually probably not taking enough risks. - Peter Barris

The men who have done big things are those who were not afraid to attempt big things, who were not afraid to risk failure in order to gain success. - B.C. Forbes

Success is no accident. It is hard work, perseverance, learning, studying, sacrifice and most of all, love of what you are doing or learning to do. - Pele


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