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Trudeau Flagpole

Even in frozen weather politicians around the world support Justin Trudeau

Trudeau Flagpole thanks to Barry McCartney

Jazz is democracy in music. - Wynton Marsalis

Politics makes strange red-fellows. - Will Rogers

Don't vote; it only encourages them. - Unknown

Politics is just show business for ugly people. - Jay Leno

A government of law is a government of lawyers. - Saying

Life without liberty is like a body without spirit. - Khalil Gibran

All diplomacy is a continuation of war by other means. - Zhou Enlai

Canada has always been there to help people who need it. - Justin Trudeau

The cost of liberty is less than the price of repression. - W.E.B. Du Bois

Liberty means responsibility. That is why most men dread it. - George Bernard Shaw

I don't go around signin' no political documentaries. - Archie Bunker

Politics is for the present, but an equation is for eternity. - Albert Einstein

It's a terrible shame that politics has become show business. - Sydney Pollack

I love Canadians because I don't see very much racism in Canada. - Patti LaBelle

Canada is the only country founded on the relentless pursuit of the rodent. - Preston Manning

I saw a notice which said "Drink Canada Dry" and I've just started. - Brendan Behan

Diplomacy is the art of saying, "Nice doggie" until you can find a rock. - Will Rogers

Disbelief in magic can force a poor soul into believing in government and business. - Tom Robbins

Canada is the only country in the world that knows how to live without an identity. - Marshall McLuhan

No man's life, liberty, or property is safe while the legislature is in session. - Mark Twain

I love Canada. I am from Canada. I will bash the Canadian government but never Canada. - Jason Priestley

I think every entrepreneur in Canada owes the next generation a road map of how to do it again. - Kevin O'Leary

Democracy does not guarantee equality of conditions - it only guarantees equality of opportunity. - Irving Kristol

I must study politics and war that my sons may have the liberty to study mathematics and philosophy. - John Adams

Why pay money to have your family tree traced; go into politics and your opponents will do it for you. - Unknown

Such is the irresistible nature of truth that all it asks, and all it wants, is the liberty of appearing. - Thomas Paine

The man who can make others laugh secures more votes for a measure than the man who forces them to think. - Malcolm de Chazal

The crime problem in New York is getting really serious. The other day the Statue of Liberty had both hands up. - Jay Leno

The only security men can have for their political liberty, consists in keeping their money in their own pockets. - Lysander Spooner

Canada has given us John Candy and Martin Short and Bill Shatner and Lord knows how many other wonderful performers. - Jamie Farr

One of the reasons people hate politics is that truth is rarely a politician's objective. Election and power are. - Cal Thomas

The nice thing about being detained in Canada is it's like being in a Days Inn; it's very clean and very nice. - Bill Ayers

It's especially hard if the government is not providing services, or is even conducting ethnic cleansing against you. - Paul Harvey

It is not in the nature of politics that the best men should be elected. The best men do not want to govern their fellowmen. - George MacDonald

Always vote for principle, though you may vote alone, and you may cherish the sweetest reflection that your vote is never lost. - John Quincy Adams

If you're skinny and you can't play hockey in Canada, you aren't left with a lot of options. I was left with running. - Malcolm Gladwell

Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other. - Oscar Ameringer

When one may pay out over two million dollars to presidential and Congressional campaigns, the U.S. government is virtually up for sale. - John W. Gardner

In a world of complex threats, our security and leadership depends on all elements of our power - including strong and principled diplomacy. - Barack Obama

If you make any money, the government shoves you in the creek once a year with it in your pockets, and all that don't get wet you can keep. - Will Rogers

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