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Trudeau Flagpole

Even in frozen weather politicians around the world support Justin Trudeau

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Canada is hockey. - Mike Weir

Vote early and vote often. - Al Capone

Liberty is the right to silence. - Unknown

Canada was built on dead beavers. - Margaret Atwood

In Canada, things are very honest. - Jim Pattison

Politics makes strange red-fellows. - Will Rogers

Television is democracy at its ugliest. - Paddy Chayefsky

From politics, it was an easy step to silence. - Jane Austen

Liberty is never being too sure you're right. - Learned Hand

Most bad government results from too much government. - Thomas Jefferson

The problem with political jokes is they get elected. - Henry Cate, VII

Nothing is so admirable in politics as a short memory. - John Kenneth Galbraith

The secret of politics? Make a good treaty with Russia. - Otto von Bismarck

Poetry is about the grief. Politics is about the grievance. - Robert Frost

Canada has never been a melting pot; more like a tossed salad. - Arnold Edinborough

Politics is too serious a matter to be left to the politicians. - Charles de Gaulle

Democracy! Bah! When I hear that word I reach for my feather Boa. - Allen Ginsberg

You have to know a man awfully well in Canada to know his surname. - John Buchan

The sad duty of politics is to establish justice in a sinful world. - Reinhold Niebuhr

Be thankful we're not getting all the government we're paying for. - Will Rogers

Government of the people, by the people, and for the pursuit of happiness. - Archie Bunker

Freedom of opinion can only exist when the government thinks itself secure. - Bertrand Russell

No science is immune to the infection of politics and the corruption of power. - Jacob Bronowski

Democracy means simply the bludgeoning of the people, by the people, for the people. - Oscar Wilde

Coming from Canada, being a writer and Jewish as well, I have impeccable paranoia credentials. - Mordecai Richler

I think it's an absolute disaster that Australia, the government, allowed kangaroo culling. - Steve Irwin

If liberty means anything at all, it means the right to tell people what they do not want to hear. - George Orwell

It's our experience that political leaders don't always mean the opposite of what they say. - Abba Eban

Why pay money to have your family tree traced; go into politics and your opponents will do it for you. - Unknown

Ex-Presidents of the United States get state subsidies. Not so in Russia. You get no government support. - Mikhail Gorbachev

When government accepts responsibility for people, then people no longer take responsibility for themselves. - George Pataki

If you put the federal government in charge of the Sahara Desert, in 5 years there'd be a shortage of sand. - Milton Friedman

I love Canada. It makes a nice hat for America. When America runs out of water, it's the first place I'll go. - Ryan Reynolds

The greatest dangers to liberty lurk in insidious encroachment by men of zeal, well-meaning, but without understanding. - Louis D Brandeis

A democracy is a place where numerous elections are held at great cost without issues and with interchangeable candidates. - Gore Vidal

I have never seen anyone burn a flag. And if I did, it would take every ounce of restraint I had not to haul off and hit them. - Barack Obama

I am quite sure now that often in matters concerning religion and politics, a man's reasoning powers are not above the monkeys. - Mark Twain

Politics is supposed to be the second oldest profession. I have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first. - Ronald Reagan

Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other. - Oscar Ameringer

In a world of complex threats, our security and leadership depends on all elements of our power - including strong and principled diplomacy. - Barack Obama


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