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Time is my greatest enemy. - Evita Peron

Humor is mankind's greatest blessing. - Mark Twain

Love is the greatest refreshment in life. - Pablo Picasso

Try to be like the turtle - at ease in your own shell. - Bill Copeland

But what does he owe me for 5 years of bread and broad? - Archie Bunker

Take a walk with a turtle. And behold the world in pause. - Bruce Feiler

Being a Dad is the greatest, except for assembling things. - Conan O'Brien

The policy of being too cautious is the greatest risk of all. - Jawaharlal Nehru

If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked? - George Carlin

The United States themselves are essentially the greatest poem. - Walt Whitman

One of the greatest labor-saving inventions of today is tomorrow. - Vincent T. Foss

One of the greatest sources of energy is pride in what you are doing. - Unknown

It is of little traits that the greatest human character is composed. - William Winter

The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do. - Walter Bagehot

The greatest hockey player who ever lived: Bobby Orr, and I love him. - Donald S. Cherry

A contented mind is the greatest blessing a man can enjoy in this world. - Joseph Addison

The greatest use of life is to spend it for something that will outlast it. - William James

The greatest thing in life is to die young - but delay it as long as possible. - George Bernard Shaw

Music, the greatest good that mortals know and all of heaven we have hear below. - Joseph Addison

Wealthy people miss one of life's greatest thrills: making the last car payment. - Unknown

Ever notice that the hardness of the butter increases with the softness of the bread? - Unknown

The greatest conflicts are not between two people but between one person and himself. - Garth Brooks

Enthusiasm is the greatest asset in the world. It beats money and power and influence. - Henry Chester

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams

During the first period of a man's life the greatest danger is not to take the risk. - Soren Kierkegaard

The greatest mistake you can make in life is to be continually fearing you will make one. - E Hubbard

The greatest mistake you can make in this life is to be continually fearing you will make one. - Elbert Hubbard

Mutability of temper and inconsistency with ourselves is the greatest weakness of human nature. - Joseph Addison

The greatest thing about getting older is that you don't lose all the other ages you've been. - Madeleine L'Engle

The greatest genius will never be worth much if he pretends to draw exclusively from his own resources. - Johann Wolfgang Goethe

Our greatest weakness lies in giving up. The most certain way to succeed is always to try just once more. - time

The greatest discovery of my generation is that a human being can alter his life by altering his attitude. - William James

When you have only two pennies left in the world, buy a loaf of bread with one, and a lily with the other. - Chinese Proverb

The greatest mistake we humans make in our relationships: we listen half, understand quarter, think zero, and react double. - Unknown

I'm acting when I serve as a hostess, when I run my wig business. I was born to act, and life itself is the greatest part. - Eva Gabor

The greatest danger for most of us is not that our aim is too high and we miss it, but that our aim is too low and we reach it. - Michelangelo

My greatest strength is common sense. I'm really a standard brand - like Campbell's tomato soup or Baker's chocolate. - Katharine Hepburn

The mathematical sciences particularly exhibit order, symmetry, and limitation; and these are the greatest forms of the beautiful. - Aristotle

The greatest thing in family life is to take a hint when a hint is intended - and not to take a hint when a hint isn't intended. - Robert Frost

The greatest sweetener of human life is Friendship. To raise this to the highest pitch of enjoyment, is a secret which but few discover. - Joseph Addison


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