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The greatest wealth is health. - Virgil

Bad bread wrecks my outlook on life. - Jeffrey Steingarten

The greatest thing you can do is surprise yourself. - Steve Martin

Me writing about tennis is like a baker baking bread. - Ion Tiriac

A great city is that which has the greatest men and women. - Walt Whitman

I will be the greatest jobs president that God ever created. - Donald Trump

One of the greatest labor-saving inventions of today is tomorrow. - Vincent T. Foss

Study in the course of your life to do the greatest amount of good. - John McDonough

One of the greatest pains to human nature is the pain of a new idea. - Walter Bagehot

One of the greatest sources of energy is pride in what you are doing. - Unknown

The greatest enemy of progress is not stagnation, but false progress. - Sydney J. Harris

The greatest hockey player who ever lived: Bobby Orr, and I love him. - Donald S. Cherry

Risks must be taken because the greatest hazard in life is to risk nothing. - Leo Buscaglia

Man does not live on bread alone: sometimes he needs a little buttering up. - John C Maxwell

The greatest thing in life is to die young - but delay it as long as possible. - George Bernard Shaw

Our greatest glory is not in never falling, but in getting up every time we do. - Confucius

Some of the greatest love affairs I've known involved one actor, unassisted. - Wilson Mizner

When love is your greatest weakness, you will be the strongest person in the world. - Garman Wold

Ever notice that the hardness of the butter increases with the softness of the bread? - Unknown

The greatest conflicts are not between two people but between one person and himself. - Garth Brooks

During the first period of a man's life the greatest danger is not to take the risk. - Soren Kierkegaard

I have a constant sweet tooth, so I like anything from the bakery, like cupcakes, cookies. - Carmen Electra

Make pumpkin bread as the default gift for everyone. It is cheap, it is beloved, it is carbs. - Karen Bender

The greatest honor that can come to a man is the appreciation and high regard of his fellow men. - H.G. Mendelson

The greatest happiness love can offer is the first pressure of hands between you and your beloved. - Stendhal

There are people in the world so hungry, that God cannot appear to them except in the form of bread. - Mahatma Gandhi

The greatest genius will never be worth much if he pretends to draw exclusively from his own resources. - Johann Wolfgang Goethe

The greatest discovery of my generation is that a human being can alter his life by altering his attitude. - William James

When you have only two pennies left in the world, buy a loaf of bread with one, and a lily with the other. - Chinese Proverb

Love doesn't just sit there, like a stone; it has to be made, like bread, remade all the time, made new. - Ursula K. Leguin

The greatest ideas, the most profound thoughts, and the most beautiful poetry are born from the womb of silence. - William A. Ward

The odds of going to the store for a loaf of bread and coming out with only a loaf of bread are three billion to one. - Erma Bombeck

The greatest athletes are those who discover that what they should be doing and what they are doing are the same thing. - Unknown

'Groundhog Day' was one of the greatest scripts ever written. It didn't even get nominated for an Academy Award. - Bill Murray

I'm acting when I serve as a hostess, when I run my wig business. I was born to act, and life itself is the greatest part. - Eva Gabor

The greatest danger for most of us is not that our aim is too high and we miss it, but that our aim is too low and we reach it. - Michelangelo

If one could recover the uncompromising spirit of one's youth, one's greatest indignation would be for what one has become. - André Gide

The greatest thing about man is his ability to transcend himself, his ancestry and his environment and to become what he dreams of being. - Tully C. Knoles

Where our bread is concerned, it is a material matter. Where our neighbor's bread is concerned, it is a spiritual matter. - I.D. Douglas

The Law, in its majestic equality, forbids the rich, as well as the poor, to sleep under the bridges, to beg in the streets, and to steal bread. - Anatole France


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