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Time is my greatest enemy. - Evita Peron

The greatest dreams are always unrealistic. - Will Smith

The greatest failure of the West since the 1930s. - Richard Holbrooke

The greatest of faults is to be conscious of none. - Thomas Carlyle

Attention to health is life's greatest hindrance. - Plato

Try to be like the turtle - at ease in your own shell. - Bill Copeland

But what does he owe me for 5 years of bread and broad? - Archie Bunker

The markets are the world's greatest Rubik's cube. - Rick Santelli

Our greatest natural resource is the minds of our children. - Walt Disney

I will be the greatest jobs president that God ever created. - Donald Trump

The greatest deception men suffer is from their own opinions. - Leonardo Da Vinci

If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked? - George Carlin

Life's greatest happiness is to be convinced we are loved. - Victor Hugo

To love and to be loved is the greatest happiness of existence. - Sydney Smith

Study in the course of your life to do the greatest amount of good. - John McDonough

One of the greatest pains to human nature is the pain of a new idea. - Walter Bagehot

The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do. - Walter Bagehot

Violence is like a weed - it does not die even in the greatest drought. - Simon Wiesenthal

I feel that the greatest reward for doing is the opportunity to do more. - Jonas Salk

Be the grandest version of the greatest vision you ever had about who you are. - Unknown

The greatest thing in life is to die young - but delay it as long as possible. - George Bernard Shaw

My greatest pain in life is that I will never be able to see myself perform live. - Kanye West

When love is your greatest weakness, you will be the strongest person in the world. - Garman Wold

I believe in goodness, mercy and charity. I believe in casting bread up the waters. - Leonard Nimoy

Wealthy people miss one of life's greatest thrills: making the last car payment. - Unknown

Ever notice that the hardness of the butter increases with the softness of the bread? - Unknown

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams

The greatest tragedies were written by the Greeks and Shakespeare... neither knew chocolate. - Sandra Boynton

Make pumpkin bread as the default gift for everyone. It is cheap, it is beloved, it is carbs. - Karen Bender

The greatest mistake you can make in this life is to be continually fearing you will make one. - Elbert Hubbard

Mutability of temper and inconsistency with ourselves is the greatest weakness of human nature. - Joseph Addison

When you have only two pennies left in the world, buy a loaf of bread with one, and a lily with the other. - Chinese Proverb

To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The odds of going to the store for a loaf of bread and coming out with only a loaf of bread are three billion to one. - Erma Bombeck

The greatest dangers to liberty lurk in insidious encroachment by men of zeal, well-meaning, but without understanding. - Louis D Brandeis

I'm acting when I serve as a hostess, when I run my wig business. I was born to act, and life itself is the greatest part. - Eva Gabor

The mathematical sciences particularly exhibit order, symmetry, and limitation; and these are the greatest forms of the beautiful. - Aristotle

The greatest thing in family life is to take a hint when a hint is intended - and not to take a hint when a hint isn't intended. - Robert Frost

Humor is a serious thing. I like to think of it as one of our greatest earliest natural resources, which must be preserved at all cost. - James Thurber

He's ... probably the greatest corporate leader in the history of a major company... Somebody like that would be absolutely incredible. - Donald Trump


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