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World's Greatest Turtles

Purebread species found in gourmet bakery

World's Greatest Turtles thanks to Wayne Nowazek

The greatest wealth is health. - Virgil

Live well. It is the greatest revenge. - The Talmud

The greatest remedy for anger is delay. - Seneca

Humor is mankind's greatest blessing. - Mark Twain

Love is the greatest refreshment in life. - Pablo Picasso

The greatest dreams are always unrealistic. - Will Smith

The greatest match a man can win is won within. - Unknown

The greatest failure of the West since the 1930s. - Richard Holbrooke

The greatest of faults is to be conscious of none. - Thomas Carlyle

Try to be like the turtle - at ease in your own shell. - Bill Copeland

But what does he owe me for 5 years of bread and broad? - Archie Bunker

Mankind's greatest gift is that we have free choice. - Elisabeth Kubler-Ross

Take a walk with a turtle. And behold the world in pause. - Bruce Feiler

Being a Dad is the greatest, except for assembling things. - Conan O'Brien

I will be the greatest jobs president that God ever created. - Donald Trump

If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked? - George Carlin

A quotation at the right moment is like bread to the famished. - Talmud

To love and to be loved is the greatest happiness of existence. - Sydney Smith

The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do. - Walter Bagehot

The greatest hockey player who ever lived: Bobby Orr, and I love him. - Donald S. Cherry

There is the greatest practical benefit in making a few failures early in life. - Thomas Henry Huxley

The hunger for love is much more difficult to remove than the hunger for bread. - Mother Teresa

When love is your greatest weakness, you will be the strongest person in the world. - Garman Wold

Wealthy people miss one of life's greatest thrills: making the last car payment. - Unknown

The greatest weapon against stress is our ability to choose one thought over another. - William James

Ever notice that the hardness of the butter increases with the softness of the bread? - Unknown

The greatest conflicts are not between two people but between one person and himself. - Garth Brooks

The first time I tried organic wheat bread, I thought I was chewing on roofing material. - Robin Williams

In true love the smallest distance is too great, and the greatest distance can be bridged. - Hans Nouwens

Death is not the greatest loss in life. The greatest loss is what dies inside us while we live. - Norman Cousins

The greatest good you can do for another is not just to share your riches, but to reveal to him his own. - Benjamin Disraeli

Marriage always demands the greatest understanding of the art of insincerity possible between two human beings. - Vicki Baum

The greatest dangers to liberty lurk in insidious encroachment by men of zeal, well-meaning, but without understanding. - Louis D Brandeis

The mathematical sciences particularly exhibit order, symmetry, and limitation; and these are the greatest forms of the beautiful. - Aristotle

The greatest thing in family life is to take a hint when a hint is intended - and not to take a hint when a hint isn't intended. - Robert Frost

Humor is a serious thing. I like to think of it as one of our greatest earliest natural resources, which must be preserved at all cost. - James Thurber

The greatest thing about man is his ability to transcend himself, his ancestry and his environment and to become what he dreams of being. - Tully C. Knoles

Where our bread is concerned, it is a material matter. Where our neighbor's bread is concerned, it is a spiritual matter. - I.D. Douglas

No theory is good unless it permits, not rest, but the greatest work. No theory is good except on condition that one use it to go on beyond. - Andre Gide

The Law, in its majestic equality, forbids the rich, as well as the poor, to sleep under the bridges, to beg in the streets, and to steal bread. - Anatole France

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