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Wrong Planet

You're not Fat: 100 kg on Earth = 37 kg on Mars

Wrong Planet thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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I'm a fat anorexic. - Kiri Te Kanawa

A fat purse never lacks friends. - Unknown

We are here on Earth to fart around. - Kurt Vonnegut

A good husband is healthy and absent. - Japanese Proverb

It's simple. If it jiggles, it's fat. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

In skating over thin ice our safety is in our speed. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

A fit, healthy body - that is the best fashion statement. - Jess C. Scott

I find there is only one way to look thin: hang out with fat people. - Rodney Dangerfield

Be humble for you are made of earth. Be noble for you are made of stars. - Serbian Proverb

In nothing do men more nearly approach the gods than in giving health to men. - Cicero

Faith and knowledge lean largely upon each other in the practice of medicine. - Peter Mere Latham

Fitness needs to be perceived as fun and games or we subconsciously avoid it. - Alan Thicke

A rich rogue is like a fat hog, who never does good 'til as dead as a log. - Benjamin Franklin

The two kinds of people on earth are the people who lift and the people who lean. - Unknown

Aim at heaven and you will get earth thrown in. Aim at earth and you get neither. - C S Lewis

To live is like to love - all reason is against it, and all healthy instinct for it. - Samuel Butler

Earth is here so kind, that just tickle her with a hoe and she laughs with a harvest. - Douglas Jerrold

Logic is the hygiene the mathematician practices to keep his ideas healthy and strong. - Hermann Weyl

"The Hunchback Of Notre Dame" had the big fat English actor, Charles Lawson. - Archie Bunker

I know why superman left krypton. Earth was the only place where he could get steroids. - Milton Berle

The miracle is not to fly in the air, or to walk on the water, but to walk on the earth. - Chinese Proverb

Let us never forget that the cultivation of the earth is the most important labor of man. - Daniel Webster

We are here on earth to do good unto others. What the others are here for, I have no idea. - W H Auden

There is a thin line that separates laughter and pain, comedy and tragedy, humor and hurt. - Erma Bombeck

I went on a diet, swore off drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I lost two weeks. - Joe E Lewis

If you think health care is expensive now, wait until you see what it costs when it's free. - P.J. O'Rourke

He hath eaten me out of house and home; he hath put all my substance into that fat belly of his. - William Shakespeare

Someone sent me a postcard picture of the earth. On the back it said, "Wish you were here." - Steven Wright

Cigarette sales would drop to zero overnight if the warning said, "Cigarettes contain fat." - Dave Barry

I have noted that the healthy release of emotion is frequently very unhealthy for those closest to you. - Mr Spock

My wife is on a diet. Coconuts and bananas. She hasn't lost any weight, but she can sure climb a tree. - Henny Youngman

The biggest seller is cookbooks and the second is diet books - how not to eat what you've just learned now to cook. - Andy Rooney

What was most significant about the lunar voyage was not that men set foot on the moon but that they set eye on the earth. - Norman Cousins

I love lean meats like chicken, turkey. I'm obsessed with sushi and fish in general. I eat a lot of veggies and hummus. - Shawn Johnson

Nobody ever wrote down a plan to be broke, fat, lazy, or stupid. Those things are what happen when you don't have a plan. - Larry Winget

Confidence is beautiful, no matter your size, no matter your weight. Be confident in who you are and you'll be beautiful. - Unknown

You end up as you deserve. In old age you must put up with the face, the friends, the health, and the children you have earned. - Fay Weldon

Maintaining healthy forests is essential to those who make a living from the land and for those of us who use them for recreational purposes. - Cathy M. Rodgers

Nothing can stop the man with the right mental attitude from achieving his goal; nothing on earth can help the man with the wrong mental attitude. - Thomas Jefferson

Thank you... fat dude with giant headphones on the subway, for looking like what would've happened if Jabba the Hutt mated with Princess Leia. - Jimmy Fallon


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