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You're not Fat: 100 kg on Earth = 37 kg on Mars

Wrong Planet thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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The Earth laughs in flowers. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

A fat purse never lacks friends. - Unknown

Take away love and our earth is a tomb. - Robert Browning

My diet is like Atkins, but with the carbs. - BJ Penn

You know why fish are so thin? They eat fish. - Jerry Seinfeld

Earth to earth, ashes to ashes, dust to dust. - The Book of Common Prayer

The earth has its music for those who will listen. - George Santayana

Health insurance should be a given for every citizen. - Jesse Ventura

Thin people are beautiful, but fat people are adorable. - Jackie Gleason

Look, there's no metaphysics on earth like chocolates. - Fernando Pessoa

The earth swarms with people who are not worth talking to. - Voltaire

You take more pictures of your baby than NASA does of Mars. - Unknown

If you want to look young and thin, hang around old fat people. - Jim Eason

There is no curing a sick man who believes himself to be in health. - Henri Amiel

Being in a good frame of mind helps one keep in the picture of health. - Unknown

One word frees us of all the weight and pain of life: That word is love. - Sophocles

America forms the longest and straightest bone in the earth's skeleton. - Ellsworth Huntington

In nothing do men more nearly approach the gods than in giving health to men. - Cicero

On earth there is nothing great but man; in man there is nothing great but mind. - Sir William Hamilton

With my sunglasses on, I'm Jack Nicholson. Without them, I'm fat and 60. - Jack Nicholson

The two kinds of people on earth are the people who lift and the people who lean. - Unknown

Perhaps all artists were, in a sense, housewives: tenders of the earth household. - Erica Jong

The only amaranthine flower on earth is virtue; the only lasting treasure, truth. - William Cowper

Health care's not about insurance! Health care's about getting treatment. - P.J. O'Rourke

Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing. - Redd Foxx

Wherever we look upon this earth, the opportunities take shape within the problems. - Nelson A. Rockefeller

Human beings are the only creatures on earth that allow their children to come back home. - Bill Cosby

Our marriage vows: till death do us part, for better for worse, in secrets and in health. - Archie Bunker

We are here on earth to do good unto others. What the others are here for, I have no idea. - W H Auden

Cheerfulness is the best promoter of health and is as friendly to the mind as to the body. - Joseph Addison

My own prescription for health is less paperwork and more running barefoot through the grass. - Leslie Grimutter

We don't come to Canada for our health. We can think of other ways of enjoying ourselves. - Prince Philip

An Irishman is never drunk as long as he can hold onto one blade of grass to keep from falling off the earth. - Unknown

Baloney is the unvarnished lie laid on so thick you hate it. Blarney is flattery laid on so thin you love it. - Fulton J Sheen

Art is made to disturb. Science reassures. There is only one valuable thin in art: the thing you cannot explain. - Georges Braque

A dark-chocolate truffle melts in my mouth, and I forget about everything else... even the fact that I'm on a diet. - Barbara Brooke

My chances of being PM are about as good as the chances of finding Elvis on Mars, or my being reincarnated as an olive. - Boris Johnson

Health is the state about which medicine has nothing to say; sanctity is the state about which theology has nothing to say. - W H Auden

A party of order or stability, and a party of progress or reform, are both necessary elements of a healthy state of political life. - John Stuart Mill

If you want your kids to listen to you, don't yell at them. Whisper. Make them lean in. My kids taught me that. I do it with adults now. - Mario Batali


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