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You Have Enemies?

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You Have Enemies? thanks to Winston Churchill

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Character is perfectly educated will. - Novalis

Character is not what you are in the dark. - Unknown

Character is much easier kept than recovered. - Thomas Paine

Happiness is not the end of life; character is. - Henry Ward Beecher

The great hope of society is individual character. - William Ellery Channing

Honesty if the first chapter in the book of wisdom. - Thomas Jefferson

If you don't have enemies, you don't have character. - Paul Newman

A person's character is but half formed till after wedlock. - Charles Simmons

Honesty is probably the sexiest thing a man can give to a woman. - Debra Messing

Nothing shows a man's character more than what he laughs at. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

The important things are children, honesty, integrity and faith. - Andy Williams

Underneath this flabby exterior is an enormous lack of character. - Oscar Levant

Intelligence plus character - that is the goal of true education. - Martin Luther King Jr.

I never questioned the integrity of an umpire. Their eyesight, yes. - Leo Durocher

Most women are afraid of clowns, but somehow end up still dating one. - Unknown

While your circumstances are beyond your control, your character is not. - John C Maxwell

Ability may get you to the top, but it takes character to keep you there. - John Wooden

The louder he talked of his honesty, the quicker we counted the silverware. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. - Sharon Stone

You can tell a lot about a fellow's character by his way of eating jellybeans. - Ronald Reagan

Peppering your relationship with a dash of mystery can make it far more palatable. - Khang K. Nguyen

You cannot dream yourself into a character; you must hammer and forge yourself one. - Henry David Thoreau

Character is the result of two things: Mental attitude and the way we spend our time. - Elbert Green Hubbard

As long as I can wear a wig I can be any character, and in real life I can be myself. - Ginnifer Goodwin

There is nothing in which people more betray their character than in what they laugh at. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Strength of character may be learned at work, but beauty of character is learned at home. - Henry Drummond

It requires less character to discover the faults of others than is does to tolerate them. - J. Petit Senn

I've come to realize that real growth of character takes place in the valleys of life. - Dave Dravecky

The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made. - Groucho Marx

This I conceive to be the chemical function of humor: to change the character of our thought. - Lin Yutang

Transparency, honesty, kindness, good stewardship, even humor, work in businesses at all times. - John Gerzema

Drawing is the honesty of the art. There is no possibility of cheating. It is either good or bad. - Salvador Dali

I have a great relationship with the blacks. I've always had a great relationship with the blacks. - Donald Trump

I am afraid we must make the world honest before we can honestly say to our children that honesty is the best policy. - George Bernard Shaw

Any fool can criticize, condemn and complain but it takes character and self control to be understanding and forgiving. - Dale Carnegie

About morals, I know only that what is moral is what you feel good after and what is immoral is what you feel bad after. - Ernest Hemingway

The quality of your life is determined by the quality of your relationships. The quality of your business is no different. - Harvey Mackay

Morals are not, like bacon, to be cured by hanging; nor, like wine, to be improved by sea voyages; nor, like honey, to be preserved in cells. - William Taylor

Integrity will take a leader farther than any other quality. If you would travel far and do much as a leader, never compromise your integrity. - John C Maxwell

This 'telephone' has too many shortcomings to be seriously considered as a means of communication. The device is inherently of no value to us. - Unknown


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