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You Have Enemies?

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You Have Enemies? thanks to Winston Churchill

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Character is destiny. - Greek Proverb

I was playing a character. - Paris Hilton

Character is not what you are in the dark. - Unknown

The elegance of honesty needs no adornment. - Merry Browne

Character, not circumstances, makes the man. - Booker T. Washington

Honesty is probably the sexiest thing a man can give to a woman. - Debra Messing

The important things are children, honesty, integrity and faith. - Andy Williams

Intelligence plus character - that is the goal of true education. - Martin Luther King Jr.

Talent is formed in solitude, character in the bustle of the world. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

I never questioned the integrity of an umpire. Their eyesight, yes. - Leo Durocher

Unto ourselves our own life is necessary, unto others our character. - St. Augustine

Character may almost be called the most effective means of persuasion. - Aristotle

Ability may get you to the top, but it takes character to keep you there. - John Wooden

The most important thing in communication is hearing what isn't said. - Peter F Drucker

The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity. - Amelia Earhart

The true test of a man's character is what he does when no one is watching. - John Wooden

John Wooden was a hall of fame character long before he was a hall of fame coach. - John C Maxwell

You can only go as high on the leadership ladder as your character will allow you. - John C Maxwell

Marketers need to build digital relationships and reputation before closing a sale. - Chris Brogan

Solitude is as needful to the imagination as society is wholesome for the character. - James Russel Lowell

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

Writing and travel broaden your ass if not your mind and I like to write standing up. - Ernest Hemingway

Live so that when your children think of fairness, caring, and integrity, they think of you. - H. Jackson Brown

You must be a man of integrity. Never break your word. Don't have two sets of standards. - Red Auerbach

The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made. - Groucho Marx

You can easily judge the character of a man by how he treats those who can do nothing for him. - Malcolm S Forbes

Transparency, honesty, kindness, good stewardship, even humor, work in businesses at all times. - John Gerzema

Character is, in the long run, the decisive factor in the life of individuals and of nations alike. - Theodore Roosevelt

The best rule of thumb for character is to remember that if you can't be big, don't belittle. - Unknown

The measure of a man's real character is what he would do if he knew he would never be found out. - Thomas B Macaulay

Don't be accusing me of taking a bribe. You know what they call that, "definition of character." - Archie Bunker

Character is like a tree and reputation like a shadow. The shadow is what we think of it; the tree is the real thing. - Abraham Lincoln

Morals are an acquirement - like music, like a foreign language, like piety, poker, paralysis - no man is born with them. - Mark Twain

Character - the willingness to accept responsibility for one's own life - is the source from which self-respect springs. - Joan Didion

I would solve a lot of literary problems just thinking about a character in the subway, where you can't do anything anyway. - Toni Morrison

When anyone asks me about the Irish character, I say look at the trees. Maimed, stark and misshapen, but ferociously tenacious. - Unknown

Faithfulness is essential to the character of a friend: without this there can be no safety in intimacy with and confidence in him. - Samuel Hopkins

If you create an act, you create a habit. If you create a habit, you create a character. If you create a character, you create a destiny. - Andre Maurois

Honesty may be the best policy, but it’s important to remember that apparently, by elimination, dishonesty is the second-best policy. - George Carlin

Faced with crisis, the man of character falls back on himself. He imposes his own stamp of action, takes responsibility for it, makes it his own. - Charles De Gaulle


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