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You Have Enemies?

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You Have Enemies? thanks to Winston Churchill

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I was playing a character. - Paris Hilton

Honesty is the best policy. - Miguel de Cervantes

Civilized humanical relationships - Archie Bunker

Character is not what you are in the dark. - Unknown

Dreams are the touchstones of our character. - Henry David Thoreau

Assumptions are the termites of relationships. - Henry Winkler

Life always takes on the character of its motive. - J.G. Holland

The great hope of society is individual character. - William Ellery Channing

Habits form character, and character forms destiny. - James Allen

A person's character is but half formed till after wedlock. - Charles Simmons

Honesty is probably the sexiest thing a man can give to a woman. - Debra Messing

Intelligence plus character - that is the goal of true education. - Martin Luther King Jr.

I never questioned the integrity of an umpire. Their eyesight, yes. - Leo Durocher

Never let your sense of morals prevent you from doing what's right. - Isaac Asimov

Acting is all about honesty. If you can fake that, you've got it made. - George Burns

Character builds slowly but it can be torn down with incredible swiftness. - Faith Baldwin

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. - Sharon Stone

Honesty is not only the first step toward greatness, it is greatness itself. - Christian Nestell Bovee

The world may take your reputation from you, but it cannot take your character. - Emma Dunham Kelley

The true test of a man's character is what he does when no one is watching. - John Wooden

In our world, more often the truth is 'Money talks and integrity walks.' - Bill Welker

The most important persuasion tool you have in your entire arsenal is integrity. - Zig Ziglar

Actions, looks, words and steps form the alphabet by which you may spell character. - Johann Kasper Lavater

Love and respect are the most important aspects of parenting, and of all relationships. - Jodie Foster

Be your character what it will, it will be known, and nobody will take it upon your word. - Lord Chesterfield

Authenticity, honesty, and personal voice underlie much of what's successful on the Web. - Rich Lenall

Character is better than ancestry, and personal conduct is of more importance than the highest. - Thomas J. Barnardo

Transparency, honesty, kindness, good stewardship, even humor, work in businesses at all times. - John Gerzema

Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power. - Abraham Lincoln

One who understands much displays a greater simplicity of character than one who understands little. - Alexander Chase

The best rule of thumb for character is to remember that if you can't be big, don't belittle. - Unknown

A man of character does not expect to be liked by everyone, nor does he worry about being liked by anyone. - Unknown

Our character is but the stamp on our souls of the free choices of good and evil we have made through life. - John C. Geikie

No matter how plain a woman may be, if truth and honesty are written across her face, she will be beautiful. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Don't be accusing me of taking a bribe. You know what they call that, "definition of character." - Archie Bunker

Remember that your best relationship is one in which your love for each other exceeds your need for each other. - Unknown

When wealth is lost, nothing is lost. When health is lost, something is lost. When character is lost, all is lost. - Rev. Billy Graham

Character is like a tree and reputation like a shadow. The shadow is what we think of it; the tree is the real thing. - Abraham Lincoln

Morals are an acquirement - like music, like a foreign language, like piety, poker, paralysis - no man is born with them. - Mark Twain

Every man, as to character, is the creature of the age in which he lives. Very few are able to raise themselves above the ideas of their times. - Voltaire


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