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When one door shuts, a hundred open. - Spanish Proverb

A window of opportunity won't open itself. - Dave Weinbaum

Opportunity may knock, but you must open the door. - Unknown

Housekeeping is like being caught in a revolving door. - Marcelene Cox

Never trust a computer you can't throw out a window. - Steve Wozniak

A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of. - Ogden Nash

I got a garage door opener. It can't close. Just open. - Steven Wright

Good manners will open doors that the best education cannot. - Clarence Thomas

Desire is the key that opens the door when opportunity knocks. - Unknown

You should never have more children than you have car windows. - Erma Bombeck

If all the world's a stage, I want to operate the trap door. - Paul Beatty

Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown

If a window of opportunity appears, don't pull down the shade. - Tom Peters

listen; there's a hell of a good universe next door: let's go - e e cummings

It's too late to close the stable door after the horse has bolted. - French Proverb

Follow your bliss and doors will open where there were no doors before. - Joseph Campbell

He who is outside his door has the hardest part of his journey behind him. - Flemish Proverb

I'm so ugly I stuck my head out the window and got arrested for mooning. - Rodney Dangerfield

He who is outside the door has already a good part of his journey behind him. - Dutch Proverb

Menopause is our chance to say, "I am woman - open a freaking window." - Unknown

Everybody needs his memories. They keep the wolf of insignificance from the door. - Saul Bellow

The door that nobody else will go in at seems always to swing open widely for me. - Clara Barton

Let everyone leave all the guns - British guns and Irish guns - outside the door. - Martin McGuinness

If you fall out of that window and break both your legs, don't come running to me. - Groucho Marx

Some people not only expect opportunity to knock, they expect it to beat the door down. - Unknown

The present moment is the only moment available to us, and it is the door to all moments. - Thich Nhat Hanh

You know that I'm at death's door. But the trouble is that I'm afraid to knock. - W Somerset Maugham

Look for opportunity. You can't wait for it to knock on the door ... You might not be home. - Jinger Heath

I love Valentine's Day! I love it, I love it, I love it. I like having doors opened for me. - Ginnifer Goodwin

Love is a piano dropped from a fourth story window, and you were in the wrong place at the wrong time. - Ani DiFranco

Happiness is something that comes into our lives through doors we don't even remember leaving open. - Rose Wilder Lane

The larger office, the corner space, the extra window are the teddy bears and tricycles of adult office life. - Willard Gaylin

Your assumptions are your windows on the world. Scrub them off every once in a while, or the light won't come in. - Alan Alda

Last night my wife met me at the front door. She was wearing a sexy negligee. The only trouble was, she was coming home. - Rodney Dangerfield

I like to do things for my wife on Valentine's Day. I open the door for her when she puts laundry in the washing machine. - Milton Berle

No business can stay in business without customers. How you treat - or mistreat - them determines how long your doors stay open. - Harvey Mackay

I was born by Caesarian section... but not so you'd notice. It's just that when I leave a house, I go out through the window. - Steven Wright

Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who cannot sleep with the window shut, and a woman who cannot sleep with the window open. - George Bernard Shaw

A beautiful woman moved in next door. So I went over and returned a cup of sugar. "You didn't borrow this." "I will." - Steven Wright

Thirteen roadways lead through life
To thirteen doors of death,
Homeward from foolish fears and strife
We float on failing breath. - Tao


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