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Politics is an inexact science. - Otto von Bismarck

Good government is good politics. - Richard J. Daley

There is no gambling like politics. - Benjamin Disraeli

Politics have no relation to morals. - Niccolo Machiavelli

Information is the currency of democracy. - Unknown

A government of law is a government of lawyers. - Saying

Liberty is never being too sure you're right. - Learned Hand

All diplomacy is a continuation of war by other means. - Zhou Enlai

I greet you in the name of peace, democracy, and freedom. - Nelson Mandela

Honor is not the exclusive property of any political party. - Herbert Hoover

I don't go around signin' no political documentaries. - Archie Bunker

A government is the only known vessel that leaks from the top. - James Reston

Democracy! Bah! When I hear that word I reach for my feather Boa. - Allen Ginsberg

Liberty don't work as good in practice as it does in speeches. - Will Rogers

Take the diplomacy out of war and the thing would fall flat in a week. - Will Rogers

We would all like to vote for the best man but he is never a candidate. - Kin Hubbard

University politics are vicious precisely because the stakes are so small. - Henry Kissinger

Be thankful we're not getting all the government we're paying for. - Will Rogers

I do have a political agenda. It's to have as few regulations as possible. - Dan Quayle

The flood of money that gushes into politics today is a pollution of democracy. - Theodore White

To be safe at the expense of the liberty of other people is a difficult equation. - Madeleine Albright

My sheer existence is like a political act to a lot of people. It's not to me. - Grimes

Ideas are great arrows, but there has to be a bow. And politics is the bow of idealism. - Bill Moyers

I know not what course others may take, but as for me, give me liberty, or give me death. - Patrick Henry

I believe there is something out there watching us. Unfortunately, it's the government. - Woody Allen

The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants. - Thomas Jefferson

In Pierre Elliott Trudeau, Canada has at last produced a political leader worthy of assassination. - Irving Layton

I confess I enjoy democracy immensely. It is incomparably idiotic, and hence incomparably amusing. - H L Mencken

Why pay money to have your family tree traced; go into politics and your opponents will do it for you. - Unknown

Democracy is the theory that the common people know what they want, and deserve to get it good and hard. - H L Mencken

A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you will look forward to the trip. - Caskie Stinnett

Politics: Poli, a Latin word meaning "many"; and tics, meaning "bloodsucking creatures." - Robin Williams

Just because you do not take an interest in politics doesn't mean politics won't take an interest in you. - Pericles (430 B.C.)

Democracy means that anyone can grow up to be president, and anyone who doesn't grow up can be vice president. - Johnny Carson

A democracy is a place where numerous elections are held at great cost without issues and with interchangeable candidates. - Gore Vidal

Man's capacity for justice makes democracy possible, but man's inclination to injustice makes democracy necessary. - Reinhold Niebuhr

We study the glory of God, and the honour and liberty of parliament, for which we fight, without seeking our own interests. - Oliver Cromwell

The workers' and peasants' government proposes to all warring peoples... negotiations leading to a just, democratic peace. - Lenin

Politics is supposed to be the second oldest profession. I have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first. - Ronald Reagan

Any man who thinks he can be happy and prosperous by letting the Government take care of him, better take a closer look at the American Indian. - Henry Ford


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