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Confucius wisdom - the U.S. government shutdown

Bird Brain thanks to Barry McCartney

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Wisdom outweighs any wealth. - Sophocles

Birds of a feather flock together. - English Proverb

Patience is the companion of wisdom. - St. Augustine

Knowledge comes, but wisdom lingers. - Alfred, Lord Tennyson

I want to paint the way a bird sings. - Claude Monet

Logic is the beginning of wisdom, not the end. - Leonard Nimoy

The road of excess leads to the palace of wisdom. - William Blake

The art of government is the organization of idolatry. - George Bernard Shaw

I never wanted to weigh more heavily on a man than a bird. - Coco Chanel

We have the best government in the world... that money can buy. - Mark Twain

Faith is the bird that feels the light when the dawn is still dark. - Rabindranath Tagore

For every action, there is an equal and opposite government program. - Bob Wells

Keep a green tree in your heart and perhaps a singing bird will come. - Chinese Proverb

The wisdom of nations lies in their proverbs, which are brief and pithy. - William Penn

All this worldly wisdom was once the unnameable heresy of some wise man. - Henry David Thoreau

Government of the people, by the people, and for the pursuit of happiness. - Archie Bunker

To lodge all power in one party and keep it there is to insure bad government. - Mark Twain

Though what bird in the best of circumstances does not look a little stricken? - Lorrie Moore

A government which robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul. - George Bernard Shaw

The wisdom of the wise and the experience of the ages are perpetuated by quoatations. - Benjamin Disraeli

I love Canada. I am from Canada. I will bash the Canadian government but never Canada. - Jason Priestley

Everyone wants to eat at the government's table, but nobody wants to do the dishes. - Werner Finck

Knowledge is learning something every day. Wisdom is letting go of something every day. - Zen Proverb

A man begins cutting his wisdom teeth the first time he bites off more than he can chew. - Herb Caen

A man never reaches that dizzy height of wisdom when he can no longer be led by the nose. - Mark Twain

My husband, Fang, is so dumb I once said, "There's a dead bird." He looked up. - Phyllis Diller

A man doesn't begin to attain wisdom until he recognizes that he is no longer indispensable. - Admiral Richard Byrd

Where is the wisdom we have lost in knowledge? Where is the knowledge we have lost in information? - T S Eliot

It's triple the Trump this season... I invited my children, Don Jr. and Ivanka into the boardroom. - Donald Trump

When government accepts responsibility for people, then people no longer take responsibility for themselves. - George Pataki

We are each given a limitless capacity to love and attain wisdom. The extent we use these gifts is our choice. - Anthony Douglas

If you put the federal government in charge of the Sahara Desert, in 5 years there'd be a shortage of sand. - Milton Friedman

Mistakes are the stepping stones to wisdom. We learn from trial and error; we become wise by understanding problems. - Leon Brown

The business of government is to keep the government out of business - that is, unless business needs government aid. - Will Rogers

It's especially hard if the government is not providing services, or is even conducting ethnic cleansing against you. - Paul Harvey

We learn wisdom from failure much more than success. We often discover what we will do, by finding out what we will not do. - Samuel Smiles

He who learns the rules of wisdom without conforming to them in his life is like a man who plows in his field but does not sow. - Saadi

When one may pay out over two million dollars to presidential and Congressional campaigns, the U.S. government is virtually up for sale. - John W. Gardner

These are stupid people that say, "Oh didn't Trump declare bankruptcy? Didn't he go bankrupt?" I didn't go bankrupt. - Donald Trump

Animals, in their generation, are wiser than the sons of men; but their wisdom is confined to a few particulars, and lies in a very narrow compass. - Joseph Addison


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