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Confucius wisdom - the U.S. government shutdown

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The early bird catches the worm. - English Proverb

Patience is the companion of wisdom. - St. Augustine

A short saying oft contains much wisdom. - Sophocles

The freedom of birds is an insult to me. - Cormac McCarthy

Wise is he who collects the wisdom of others. - Juan Guerra Caceras

Wisdom comes with age, but keep it to yourself. - Mary Roach

A government of law is a government of lawyers. - Saying

Knowing yourself is the beginning of all wisdom. - Aristotle

Dogma is the sacrifice of wisdom to consistency. - Lewis Perelman

The art of government is the organization of idolatry. - George Bernard Shaw

Government always finds a need for whatever money it gets. - Ronald Reagan

Wisdom is oftentimes nearer when we stoop than when we soar. - William Wordsworth

We have the best government in the world... that money can buy. - Mark Twain

Wisdom is becoming competent with regard to the realities of life. - Gerhard von Rad

Keep a green tree in your heart and perhaps a singing bird will come. - Chinese Proverb

Confucius say: "Man who want pretty nurse, must be patient." - Unknown

In order to see birds it is necessary to become a part of the silence. - Robert Lynd

To acquire knowledge one must study. To acquire wisdom one must observe. - Marilyn Vos Savant

Be thankful we're not getting all the government we're paying for. - Will Rogers

To lodge all power in one party and keep it there is to insure bad government. - Mark Twain

I planted some bird seed. A bird came up. Now I don't know what to feed it. - Steven Wright

I spent a lot of my money on booze, birds and fast cars... the rest I squandered. - George Best

The wisdom of the wise and the experience of the ages are perpetuated by quoatations. - Benjamin Disraeli

True wisdom is to know what is best worth knowing, and to do what is best worth doing. - Edward Humphrey

I love Canada. I am from Canada. I will bash the Canadian government but never Canada. - Jason Priestley

If suffering brought wisdom, the dentist's office would be full of luminous ideas. - Mason Cooley

We can know only that we know nothing. And that is the highest degree of human wisdom. - Leo Tolstov

Everyone wants to eat at the government's table, but nobody wants to do the dishes. - Werner Finck

Wisdom is knowing what to do next, skill is knowing how to do it, and virtue is doing it. - David S Jordan

Love is not only the story of butterflies or birds; it is also the story of jackals and hounds. - M.F. Moonzajer

A man doesn't begin to attain wisdom until he recognizes that he is no longer indispensable. - Admiral Richard Byrd

The single most exciting thing you encounter in government is competence, because it's so rare. - Daniel P Moynihan

A government big enough to give you everything you want, is strong enough to take everything you have. - Thomas Jefferson

I keep looking for one more teacher, only to find that fish learn from the water and birds learn from the sky. - Mark Nepo

If you put the federal government in charge of the Sahara Desert, in 5 years there'd be a shortage of sand. - Milton Friedman

The person who has a firm trust in the Supreme Being is powerful in his power, wise by his wisdom, happy by his happiness. - Joseph Addison

The nine most terrifying words in the English language are,
"I'm from the government and I'm here to help." - Ronald Reagan

In general, the art of government consists of taking as much money as possible from one party of the citizens to give to the other. - Voltaire

Each one must learn for himself the highest wisdom. It cannot be taught in words. Men who work cannot dream, and wisdom comes to us in dreams. - Smohalla

Animals, in their generation, are wiser than the sons of men; but their wisdom is confined to a few particulars, and lies in a very narrow compass. - Joseph Addison


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