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Confucius wisdom - the U.S. government shutdown

Bird Brain thanks to Barry McCartney

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Turn your wounds into wisdom. - Oprah

Wisdom is better than gold or silver. - German Proverb

Doubt is often the beginning of wisdom. - M. Scott Peck

A prudent question is one-half of wisdom. - Francis Bacon

Wisdom comes with age, but keep it to yourself. - Mary Roach

A government of law is a government of lawyers. - Saying

Of all parts of wisdom the practice is the best. - John Tillotson

Computer logic is no substitute for human wisdom. - Unknown

The road of excess leads to the palace of wisdom. - William Blake

Government is an endless pursuit of new ways to tax. - Unknown

It is best to learn wisdom by the experience of others. - Latin Proverb

All human wisdom is summed up in two words - wait and hope. - Alexandre Dumas

For every action, there is an equal and opposite government program. - Bob Wells

Confucius say: "Man who want pretty nurse, must be patient." - Unknown

All this worldly wisdom was once the unnameable heresy of some wise man. - Henry David Thoreau

I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts. - Will Rogers

Freedom of opinion can only exist when the government thinks itself secure. - Bertrand Russell

In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. - Ben Franklin

To lodge all power in one party and keep it there is to insure bad government. - Mark Twain

The bird, the bee, the running child are all the same to the sliding glass door. - Demetri Martin

There is no greater wisdom than well to time the beginnings and onsets of things. - Francis Bacon

The older I grow the more I distrust the familiar doctrine that age brings wisdom. - H L Mencken

It's just a job. Grass grows, birds fly, waves pound the sand. I beat people up. - Muhammad Ali

I love Canada. I am from Canada. I will bash the Canadian government but never Canada. - Jason Priestley

A man begins cutting his wisdom teeth the first time he bites off more than he can chew. - Herb Caen

The first point of wisdom is to. discern what is false; the second, to know what is true. - Lactantius

I believe there is something out there watching us. Unfortunately, it's the government. - Woody Allen

Love is not only the story of butterflies or birds; it is also the story of jackals and hounds. - M.F. Moonzajer

A bird that you set free may be caught again, but a word that escapes your lips will not return. - Jewish Proverb

I'd rather learn from one bird how to sing than to teach ten thousand stars how not to dance. - e e cummings

So, if we lie to the government, it's a felony.
But if they lie to us, it's politics. - Bill Murray

A government big enough to give you everything you want, is strong enough to take everything you have. - Thomas Jefferson

When government accepts responsibility for people, then people no longer take responsibility for themselves. - George Pataki

One of the key problems today is that politics is such a disgrace, good people don't go into government. - Donald Trump

To know how to grow old is the master work of wisdom, and one of the most difficult chapters in the great art of living. - Frederic Amiel

It's especially hard if the government is not providing services, or is even conducting ethnic cleansing against you. - Paul Harvey

The punishment which the wise suffer who refuse to take part in the government, is to live under the government of worse men. - Plato

It's a good thing we have gravity or else when birds died they'd just stay right up there. Hunters would be all confused. - Steven Wright

These are stupid people that say, "Oh didn't Trump declare bankruptcy? Didn't he go bankrupt?" I didn't go bankrupt. - Donald Trump

The first step in the acquisition of wisdom is silence, the second listening, the third memory, the fourth practice, the fifth teaching others. - Solomon Ibn Gabriol


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