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Electrical degenerators - Archie Bunker

Absolutely free, or greatis. - Archie Bunker

Let us be free. The rest matters not! - Jose de San Martin

None of us is free until we are all free. - Emma Lazarus

I love shark week, all kids swim for free. - Josh Stern

Stop all the clocks, cut off the telephone. - W H Auden

I only ask to be free. The butterflies are free. - Charles Dickens

Of all times in time of war the press should be free. - William Borah

I am free of all prejudices. I hate every one equally. - Groucho Marx

America is so advanced that even the chairs are electric. - Doug Hamwell

Darkness gives free rein to the mind's worst imaginings. - Jocelyn Murray

Writing free verse is like playing tennis with the net down. - Robert Frost

So long as there's a jingle in your head, television isn't free. - Jason Love

The trouble with free elections is, you never know who is going to get in. - Leonid Brezhnev

My heart is happy, my mind is free.
I had a father who talked with me. - Hilde Bigelow

I don't care how much money you have, free stuff is always a good thing. - Queen Latifah

Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free. - Emma Lazarus

We're all just ghosts on a wire seeking the prick of an electric thought. - Robert Fanney

Actually, I comb my hair quite often. Of course, I use an electric toothbrush. - Phyllis Diller

Why do you press harder on a remote-control when you know the battery is dead? - George Carlin

When advice is freely given, the receiver is free to use it as he or she sees fit. - Harvey Mackay

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams

My uncle's dying wish was to have me sitting in his lap; he was in the electric chair. - Rodney Dangerfield

When you have robbed a man of everything, he is no longer in your power. He is free again. - Alexander Solzhenitsyn

Man is always prey to his truths. Once he has admitted them, he cannot free himself from them. - Albert Camus

If you think health care is expensive now, wait until you see what it costs when it's free. - P.J. O'Rourke

Psychiatrist: a person who will give you expensive answers that your wife will give you for free. - Unknown

No one has put forward a plan to make this country entirely debt free as we enter the next millenium. - Donald Trump

You get the best effort from others not by lighting a fire beneath them, but by building a fire within. - Bob Nelson

Fashion is free speech, and one of the privileges, if not always one of the pleasures, of a free world. - Alison Lurie

Free trade is terrible. Free trade can be wonderful if you have smart people. But we have stupid people. - Donald Trump

The mathematician is entirely free, within the limits of the imagination, to construct what worlds he pleases. - J.W.N. Sullivan

If the word has the potency to revive and make us free, it has also the power to blind, imprison, and destroy. - Ralph Ellison

A free Negro of the African race is not a 'citizen' within the meaning of the constitution of the United States. - Roger Taney

If art is to nourish the roots of our culture, society must set the artist free to follow his vision wherever it takes him. - John F Kennedy

Every country must be absolutely free to adopt the type of economic, political and social system that it considers convenient. - Fidel Castro

The poor themselves can create a poverty-free world. All we have to do is to free them from the chains that we have put around them. - Muhammad Yunus

Human kindness has never weakened the stamina or softened the fiber of a free people. A nation does not have to be cruel to be tough. - Franklin D Roosevelt

Play is the highest expression of human development in childhood for it alone is the free expression of what is in a child's soul. - Friedrich Frobel

Every sort of energy and endurance, of courage and capacity for handling life's evils, is set free in those who have religious faith. - William James


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