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Man is condemned to be free. - Jean-Paul Sartre

Love is a thing as any spirit free. - Geoffrey Chaucer

When I discover who I am, I'll be free. - Ralph Ellison

No man is free who is not a master of himself. - Epictetus

Why buy a cow if you can get the milk for free. - English Proverb

I only ask to be free. The butterflies are free. - Charles Dickens

He who has overcome his fears will truly be free. - Aristotle

No free man shall ever be debarred the use of arms. - Thomas Jefferson

Free speech is a great idea, but we're in a war. - Lindsey Graham

Of all times in time of war the press should be free. - William Borah

Nothing really sets human nature free but self-control. - Paul Bottome

America is so advanced that even the chairs are electric. - Doug Hamwell

Darkness gives free rein to the mind's worst imaginings. - Jocelyn Murray

I was born a slave, but nature gave me a soul of a free man. - Toussaint Louverture

And ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you free. - John 8:32

You are absolutely free to describe me as a turtle or something. - Paul Giamatti

Education is not the filling of a pail, but the lighting of a fire. - William Butler Yeats

Love is an electric blanket with somebody else in control of the switch. - Cathy Carlyle

When people are free to do as they please, they usually imitate each other. - Eric Hoffer

We're all just ghosts on a wire seeking the prick of an electric thought. - Robert Fanney

If we are a country committed to free speech, then why do we have phone bills? - Steven Wright

When advice is freely given, the receiver is free to use it as he or she sees fit. - Harvey Mackay

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams

I am no bird; and no net ensnares me; I am a free human being with an independent will. - Charlotte Bronte

My uncle's dying wish was to have me sitting in his lap; he was in the electric chair. - Rodney Dangerfield

When you have robbed a man of everything, he is no longer in your power. He is free again. - Alexander Solzhenitsyn

In any war, the first casualty is common sense, and the second is free and open discussion. - James Reston

To be born free is an accident; to live free a responsibility; to die free is an obligation. - Mrs. Hubbard Davis

In order to live free and happily you must sacrifice boredom. It is not always an easy sacrifice. - Richard Bach

The truly free man is the one who will turn down an invitation to dinner without giving an excuse. - Jules Renard

Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery. - Erma Bombeck

If we don't believe in free expression for people we despise, we don't believe in it at all. - Noah Chomsky

You get the best effort from others not by lighting a fire beneath them, but by building a fire within. - Bob Nelson

Free trade is terrible. Free trade can be wonderful if you have smart people. But we have stupid people. - Donald Trump

How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter? - Woody Allen

Play is the highest expression of human development in childhood for it alone is the free expression of what is in a child's soul. - Friedrich Frobel

One should be free to give the fullest expression to his disaffection so long as he does not contemplate, promote, or incite violence. - Mohandas Gandhi

She's so fat she's my two best friends. She wears stretch caftans. She's got more chins than the Chinese telephone directory. - Joan Rivers

I went to the hardware store and bought some used paint. It was in the shape of a house. I also bought some batteries, but they weren't included. - Steven Wright


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