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There is no education like adversity. - Disraeli

The pessimist is half-licked before he starts. - Thomas A. Buckner

Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm. - Steven Wright

Pessimism is the triumph of worry over matter. - Unknown

I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol. - Unknown

Be willing to access joy in the face of adversity. - C.W. Metcalf

Fresh activity is the only means of overcoming adversity. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Stress should be a powerful driving force, not an obstacle. - Bob Phillips

I try not to worry about things I can't do anything about. - Christopher Walken

Love is something sent from heaven to worry the hell out of you. - Dolly Parton

Don't worry about the horse being blind, just load the wagon. - John Madden

A crust eaten in peace is better than a banquet partaken in anxiety. - Aesop

By trying we can easily endure adversity. Another man's, I mean. - Mark Twain

Stress is an important dragon to slay - or at least tame - in your life. - Marilu Henner

Stress is nothing more than a socially acceptable form of mental illness. - Richard Carlson

Success is having to worry about every damn thing in the world, except money. - Johnny Cash

Boredom is a learned behavior and a form of anxiety that stems from our thinking. - Unknown

The dead won't bother you. It's the living you've got to worry about. - John Wayne Gacy

Pessimists are usually kind. The gay, bubbling over, have no time for the pitiful. - Sean O'Faolain

Depression occurs when one looks back with no pride, and looks forward with no hope. - Robert Frost

The greatest weapon against stress is our ability to choose one thought over another. - William James

An Irishman can be worried by the consciousness that there is nothing to worry about. - Austin O'Malley

Is this chicken or is this fish? I know it's tuna but it says chicken of the sea. - Jessica Simpson

Stress is your body's way of saying you haven't worked enough unpaid overtime. - Scott Adams

Do not worry about your difficulties in mathematics. I can assure you mine are still greater. - Albert Einstein

Gorilla tourism is vital to Rwanda's economy: It's the third highest source of income. - Andy Serkis

The key to everything is patience. You get the chicken by hatching the egg, not by smashing it. - Ellen Glasgow

Prosperity is not without many fears and distastes; adversity not without many comforts and hopes. - Francis Bacon

Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power. - Abraham Lincoln

Love, like a chicken salad or restaurant hash, must be taken with blind faith or it loses its flavor. - Helen Rowland

A pessimist sees the difficulty in every opportunity; an optimist sees the opportunity in every difficulty. - Winston Churchill

Then she thought bitterly that it would be much easier to resist chocolate if her life were less stressful. - J K Rowling

It's a funny thing that when a man hasn't anything on earth to worry about, he goes off and gets married. - Robert Frost

An optimist stays up until midnight to see the New Year in. A pessimist stays up to make sure the old year leaves. - Bill Vaughan

Competition can damage self-esteem, create anxiety, and lead to cheating and hurt feelings. But so can romantic love. - Mariah Burton Nelson

In my last year of school, I was voted Class Optimist and Class Pessimist. Looking back, I realize I was only half right. - Jack Nicholson

By adversity are wrought the greatest works of admiration, and all the fair examples of renown, out of distress and misery are grown. - Samuel Daniel

Every pessimist who ever lived has been buried in an unmarked grave. Tomorrow has always been better than today, and it always will be. - Paul Harvey

Adversity is like a strong wind. It tears away from us all but the things that cannot be torn, so that we see ourselves as we really are. - Arthur Golden

To be a champion, you have to learn to handle stress and pressure. But if you've prepared mentally and physically, you don't have to worry. - Harvey Mackay


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