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All our loves are first loves. - Susan Fromberg

Every artist was first an amateur. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

First get the job; then get the job done. - Unknown

A happy heart comes first, then the happy face. - Shania Twain

If you want to move up you must first stand out. - Tom Peters

Do first things first, and second things not at all. - Peter F Drucker

There's always time for the things you put first. - Unknown

Self-confidence is the first requisite to great undertakings. - Dr. Samuel Johnson

If you want to keep your memories, you first have to live them. - Bob Dylan

Discontent is the first step in the progress of a man or a nation. - Oscar Wilde

The internet turns 30 minutes of homework into 2 hours of homework. - Unknown

If at first you don't succeed, you're running about average. - Unknown

If you want to go first, go alone. If you want to go far, go together. - African Proverb

A man loses his illusions first, his teeth second, and his follies last. - Helen Rowland

First say to yourself what you would be; and then do what you have to do. - Epictetus

Will you marry me? Do you have any money?
Answer the second question first. - Groucho Marx

Adam, the first great benefactor of our race. He brought death into the world. - Mark Twain

The only way to be absolutely safe is to never try anything for the first time. - Magnus Pike

Life is a mirror, and what you see out there, you must first see inside of you. - Wally Amos

Let him who would be moved to convince others, be first moved to convince himself. - Thomas Carlyle

Nothing will ever be accomplished if all possible objections must be first overcome. - Samuel Johnson

The first and most important step toward success is the feeling that we can succeed. - Nelson Boswell

First-rate people hire first-rate people; second-rate people hire third-rate people. - Leo Rosten

The one thing I do not want to be called is First Lady. It sounds like a saddle horse. - Jacqueline Kennedy

During the first period of a man's life the greatest danger is not to take the risk. - Soren Kierkegaard

A first-rate laboratory is one in which mediocre scientists can produce outstanding work. - Patrick M.S. Blackett

Always be a first-rate version of yourself, instead of a second-rate version of somebody else. - Judy Garland

The second day of a diet is always easier than the first. By the second day you're off it. - Jackie Gleason

If the laws could speak for themselves, they would complain of the lawyers in the first place. - George Savile

Moses was the greatest legislator and the commander in chief of perhaps the first liberation army. - Elie Wiesel

The zombies were like Canadians, in that they looked enough like real people at first, to fool you. - Kelly Link

I do know what my first meal in the next world would be: Spaghetti Aglio e Olio, heavy on everything. - Rachael Ray

Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first. - Mark Twain

The advantage of a bad memory is that one enjoys several times the same good things for the first time. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

You could say that the paparazzi and the tabloids are sort of the assault weapons of the First Amendment. - Charlton Heston

The best and cheapest dentistry is when the right thing is done extremely well the first time and it lasts. - Unknown

I love Canada. It makes a nice hat for America. When America runs out of water, it's the first place I'll go. - Ryan Reynolds

To be loved at first sight, a man should have at the same time something to respect and something to pity in his face. - Stendhal

Irish whiskey was first developed for its medicinal benefits. It's just lucky for the rest of us that the Irish are such a sickly bunch. - Unknown

Fang took the entire family out for coffee and donuts the other night. The kids enjoyed it. It was the first time they'd ever given blood. - Phyllis Diller


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