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The first wealth is health. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Order is Heaven's first law. - Alexander Pope

Adversity is the first path to truth. - Lord Byron

First get the job; then get the job done. - Unknown

You can't write poetry on the computer. - Quentin Tarantino

When you treat a disease, first treat the mind. - Chen Jen

Do first things first, and second things not at all. - Peter F Drucker

I think being funny is not anyone's first choice. - Woody Allen

I wonder what fool it was that first invented kissing. - Jonathan Swift

The first hole made through a piece of stone is a revelation. - Henry Moore

In my country we go to prison first and then become president. - Nelson Mandela

We are all mortal until the first kiss and the second glass of wine. - Eduardo Galeano

Honesty first; then courage; then brains - and all are indispensable. - Theodore Roosevelt

The Republic of China - back in the Olympic Games for the first time. - David Coleman

We don't believe in rheumatism and true love until after the first attack. - Marie Ebner Von Eschenbach

When my wife asked me to start a garden the first thing I dug up was an excuse. - Henny Youngman

The fellow that owns his own home is always just coming out of a hardware store. - Kin Hubbard

If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe. - Carl Sagan

The firsts go away - first love, first baby, first kiss. You have to create new ones. - Sarah Jessica Parker

Let him that is without stone among you cast the first thing he can lay his hands on. - Robert Frost

The first rule is not to lose money. The second rule is not to forget the first rule. - Warren Buffet

The one thing I do not want to be called is First Lady. It sounds like a saddle horse. - Jacqueline Kennedy

My husband and I fell in love at first sight. Maybe I should have taken a second look. - Mia Farrow

The first and worst of all frauds is to cheat one's self. All sin is easy after that. - Pearl Bailey

I'm not a hockey fan, which is probably why I had to leave Canada in the first place. - Ryan Reynolds

Progress always involves risk; you can't steal second base and keep your foot on first. - Frederick Wilcox

In any war, the first casualty is common sense, and the second is free and open discussion. - James Reston

Valentine's Day - a nice holiday because it's the first day of the rest of your wife. - Milton Berle

Always be a first-rate version of yourself, instead of a second-rate version of somebody else. - Judy Garland

Four things come not back: the spoken word, the sped arrow, time past, the neglected opportunity. - Omar Ibnal-Halif

For the first time, I hand-picked an 'Apprentice' cast, and I'm thrilled with the results. - Donald Trump

When buying and selling are controlled by legislation, the first things to be bought and sold are legislators. - P.J. O'Rourke

I have certain rules I live by. My first rule: I don't believe anything the government tells me. Nothing. Zero. - George Carlin

I don't like creating software anymore. It's too exact. It's like karate; there's no room for error. - John Maeda

The three great essentials to achieve anything worthwhile are first, hard work; second, stick-to-itiveness; and third, common sense. - Thomas Edison

Politics is supposed to be the second oldest profession. I have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first. - Ronald Reagan

Talking is a hydrant in the yard and writing is a faucet upstairs in the house. Opening the first takes the pressure off the second. - Robert Frost

The shaft of the arrow had been feathered with one of the eagle's own plumes. We often give our enemies the means of our destruction. - Aesop

There is not less wit, not less invention, in applying rightly a thought one finds in a book, than in being the first author of that book. - Pierre Boyle

Restlessness is discontent, and discontent is the first necessity of progress. Show me a thoroughly satisfied man, and I'll show you a failure. - Thomas Edison


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