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Art is a revolt against fate. - Andre Malraux

Art is the most beautiful of lies. - Claude Debussy

One does not marry art. One ravishes it. - Edgar Degas

Dance can give the inarticulate a voice. - Pamela Brown

Our humor turns our anger into a fine art. - Mary Kay Blakely

The art of simplicity is a puzzle of complexity. - Douglas Horton

The job of the artist is always to deepen the mystery. - Francis Bacon

Art is making something out of nothing and selling it. - Frank Zappa

The art of government is the organization of idolatry. - George Bernard Shaw

Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing. - Robert Benchley

Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday. - Don Marquis

A work of art is the unique result of a unique temperament. - Oscar Wilde

We need a leader that wrote "The Art of the Deal". - Donald Trump

Fine art and pizza delivery: what we do falls neatly in between. - David Letterman

I don't own a camera, so I travel with a police sketch artist. - George Carlin

The purpose of art is washing the dust of daily life off our souls. - Pablo Picasso

There is no prejudice that the work of art does not finally overcome. - Andre Gide

If you tell a joe-k in the forest, but nobody laughs, was it a joe-k? - Steven Wright

We are all apprentices in a craft where no one ever becomes a master. - Ernest Hemingway

A really well made buttonhole is the only link between art and nature. - Oscar Wilde

The art of life is to know how to enjoy a little and to endure very much. - William Hazlitt

There are moments when Art almost attains to the dignity of manual labor. - Oscar Wilde

We have art so that we do not die of reality. Reality is too much with us. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Acting is merely the art of keeping a large group of people from coughing. - Ralph Richardson

Life is the art of drawing sufficient conclusions from insufficient premises. - Samuel Butler

Take care to sell your horse before he dies. The art of life is passing losses on. - Robert Frost

Propaganda is the art of persuading others of what you don't believe yourself. - Abba Eban

Anyone who thinks the art of conversation is dead ought to tell a child to go to bed. - Robert Gallagher

Beautiful young people are accidents of nature but beautiful old people are works of art. - Unknown

Transplanting the ballet to the United States is like trying to raise a palm tree in Dakota. - Lincoln Kirsten

Drawing is the honesty of the art. There is no possibility of cheating. It is either good or bad. - Salvador Dali

Boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other. - Jack Handey

What's the earth with all its art, verse, music, worth -
Compared with love, found, gained, and kept? - Robert Browning

That terrible mood of depression of whether it's any good or not is what is known as The Artist's Reward. - Ernest Hemingway

We have to prove beyond the shadow of a doubt that it is talent and training, not color, that makes a ballet dancer. - Arthur Mitchell

Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more. - Mark Twain

I don't want to be the oldest performer in captivity. I don't want to look like a little old man dancing out there. - Fred Astaire

If art is to nourish the roots of our culture, society must set the artist free to follow his vision wherever it takes him. - John F Kennedy

When we save the rain forest, the polar bear, and Al Gore, we should party so hard that Canada calls the cops on us for noise. - Paula Poundstone

Music embodies feeling without forcing it to contend and combine with thought, as it is forced in most arts and especially in the art of words. - Franz Liszt


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