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Life is brief, art is long. - Hippocrates

Art is a revolt against fate. - Andre Malraux

Wrestling is ballet with violence. - Jesse Ventura

The painting has a life of its own. - Jackson Pollock

I view art as an inspirational tool. - Thomas Kincade

Dance is the hidden language of the soul. - Martha Graham

What garlic is to salad, insanity is to art. - Augustus Saint-Gaudens

I'm not making art, I'm making sushi. - Masaharu Morimoto

What is this, an audience or an oil painting? - Milton Berle

I teach the art of turning anguish into delight. - Georges Bataille

We can dance on pinheads till the cows come home. - Alastair Campbell

God is not interested in your art but, your heart. - Ifeanyi E. Onuoha

The job of the artist is always to deepen the mystery. - Francis Bacon

Timing has a lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance. - Unknown

Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday. - Don Marquis

We need a leader that wrote "The Art of the Deal". - Donald Trump

Dancing is like bank robbery - it takes split second timing. - Twyla Tharp

The Iranians and Persians are excellent at the art of negotiation. - Donald Trump

If you're already walking on thin ice, you might as well dance. - Proverb

We are all apprentices in a craft where no one ever becomes a master. - Ernest Hemingway

The art of life is to know how to enjoy a little and to endure very much. - William Hazlitt

Out of suffering comes creativity. You cannot spell painting without pain. - John Lithgow

Life is the art of drawing sufficient conclusions from insufficient premises. - Samuel Butler

Italy is the home of art and swindling; home of religion and moral rottenness. - Mark Twain

Oh, if it be to choose and call thee mine, love, thou art every day my Valentine! - Thomas Hood

Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep. - Scott Adams

A long marriage is two people trying to dance a duet and two solos at the same time. - Anne Taylor Fleming

Anyone who thinks the art of conversation is dead ought to tell a child to go to bed. - Robert Gallagher

The purpose of art is to lay bare the questions which have been hidden by the answers. - James Baldwin

The most potent and sacred command which can be laid upon any artist is the command: wait. - Iris Murdoch

Every portrait that is painted with feeling is a portrait of the artist, not of the sitter. - Oscar Wilde

A half finished shawl left on the coffee table isn't a mess; it's an object of art. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee

The ballet toe shoe is one of the few instruments of torture to survive intact into our time. - Unknown

The heart of another is a dark forest, always, no matter how close it has been to one's own. - Willa Cather

The aim of art is to represent not the outward appearance of things, but their inward significance. - Aristotle

Art is made to disturb. Science reassures. There is only one valuable thin in art: the thing you cannot explain. - Georges Braque

'Tis not always in a physician's power to cure the sick; at times the disease is stronger than trained art. - Ovid

When it began, cubism was a sort of analysis, which was no more painting than the description of physical phenomena was physics. - Juan Gris

Deals are my art form. Other people paint beautifully on canvas or write wonderful poetry. I like making deals, preferably big deals. - Donald Trump

The only happy artist is a dead artist, because only then you can't change. After I die, I'll probably come back as a paintbrush. - Sylvester Stallone


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