#1 humor site on the 'net

Forest Guardian

Protecting nature's path

Forest Guardian thanks to Keith Blake

QuotaBills
Life is brief, art is long. - Hippocrates

Photographing a cake can be art. - Irving Penn

The painting has a life of its own. - Jackson Pollock

Tea is a religion of the art of life. - Okakura Kakuzo

One does not marry art. One ravishes it. - Edgar Degas

Dance can give the inarticulate a voice. - Pamela Brown

An art thief is a man who takes pictures. - George Carlin

Education is the art of making man ethical. - Georg Hegel

What garlic is to salad, insanity is to art. - Augustus Saint-Gaudens

Maintenance is as much art as it is science. - Unknown

Vision is the art of seeing things invisible. - Jonathan Swift

I'm not making art, I'm making sushi. - Masaharu Morimoto

The art of simplicity is a puzzle of complexity. - Douglas Horton

Truth is simple, requiring neither study nor art. - Ammian

Ballet is good, because it makes you stand up tall. - Carine Roitfeld

Dancing: The Highest Intelligence in the Freest Body. - Isadora Duncan

The 'Earth' without art is just 'eh'. - Unknown

The supreme art of war is to subdue the enemy without fighting. - Sun Tzu

The fine art of preparing sushi is something that you watch and learn. - Nobu Matsuhisa

In an artist's life, death is perhaps not the most difficult thing. - Vincent van Gogh

The art of leadership is saying no, not yes. It is very easy to say yes. - Tony Blair

Above all else, guard your heart, for it affects everything else you do. - Unknown

Life beats down and crushes the soul, but art reminds you that you have one. - Stella Adler

The trouble with dancing naked is that not everything stops when the music does. - Unknown

The art of living lies less in eliminating our troubles than in growing with them. - Bernard M Baruch

Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep. - Scott Adams

There's no one way to dance. And that's kind of my philosophy about everything. - Ellen Degeneres

Writing is very much a playground - an artistic playground. It's the most fun thing I do. - Shania Twain

The heart of another is a dark forest, always, no matter how close it has been to one's own. - Willa Cather

Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass; it's about learning to dance in the rain. - Vivian Greene

The happiness of your life depends upon the quality of your thoughts; therefore guard accordingly. - Marcus Aurelius

Boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other. - Jack Handey

If you would perfect your body, guard your mind.
If you would renew your body, beautify your mind. - James Allen

Politics is not the art of the possible. It consists in choosing between the disastrous and the unpalatable. - John Kenneth Galbraith

Marriage always demands the greatest understanding of the art of insincerity possible between two human beings. - Vicki Baum

We have to prove beyond the shadow of a doubt that it is talent and training, not color, that makes a ballet dancer. - Arthur Mitchell

I could dance with you till the cows come home...
on second thought, I'll dance with the cows till you come home. - Groucho Marx

I don't want to be the oldest performer in captivity. I don't want to look like a little old man dancing out there. - Fred Astaire

Friendship is unnecessary, like philosophy, like art. It has no survival value; rather it is one of those things that give value to survival. - C S Lewis

Guard well within yourself that treasure, kindness. Know how to give without hesitation, how to lose without regret, how to acquire without meanness. - George Sand


Finger Physio

Texas Steak

Triathlete with a Drinking Problem

Awning Truck Advertising

Racial Profiling Starts Early

Your Move

Florida Bird Flu

Croc Surfing

Zip Tie Prank

Ukrainian Power Adaptor

World's Hardest Golf Shot

India Airlines Economy Flight

Downspout Planters

Camel Walkers

Head Path

Whiskey Jig

Running Track

Body Bodice - Double OUCH!!!

DogWood

Feel-Good Story of the Year

Octostump

Poodle Power

Anyone Home?

Newfie Cab Driver - Can You Guess His Number?