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Love is a grave mental disease. - Plato

Death is the price of revolution. - H. Rap Brown

I want to die young at a ripe old age. - Ashley Montagu

It is better to live rich than die rich. - Samuel Johnson

When we can't dream any longer, we die. - Emma Goldman

Don't dig your grave with a knife and fork. - English Proverb

I want my food dead. Not sick, not dying - dead. - Oscar Wilde

To live in hearts we leave behind is not to die. - Clyde Campbell

When good men die, their goodness does not perish. - Euripides

Life and joy and beauty are better than dusty death. - Bertrand Russell

The reports of my death have been greatly exaggerated. - Mark Twain

Drown in a vat of whiskey? Oh death, where is thy sting? - WC Fields

Faithless is he that says farewell when the road darkens. - JRR Tolkien

Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die. - Joe Louis

If we do not know about life, how can we know about death? - Confucius

She died doing what she loved, taking a selfie in traffic. - Unknown

If you're afraid to die, you will not be able to live. - James Baldwin

To die in the flower of age is a life offered in sacrifice. - Madagascar Saying

If Roosevelt were alive today, he'd turn over in his grave. - Samuel Goldwyn

Jon Snow: I'm not afraid to die.
Mormont: Nor life, I hope. - George R.R. Martin

Death twitches my ear. "Live," he says; "I am coming." - Virgil

Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry. - Mark Twain

Bravery is the capacity to perform properly even when scared half to death. - Omar Brailey

Death is just a low chemical trick played on everybody except sequoia trees. - J.J. Furnas

It's better to die in pursuit of your dreams than to live a life without hope. - Terry Brooks

You purchase pain with all that joy can give and die of nothing but a rage to live. - Alexander Pope

If the rich could pay people to die for them, the poor could make a wonderful living. - Yiddish Proverb

Cowards die many times before their deaths; The valiant never taste of death but once. - William Shakespeare

Death had to take him in his sleep, for if he was awake there'd have been a fight. - Theodore Roosevelt

The Irish don't know what they want and are prepared to fight to the death to get it. - Sidney Littlewood

If you haven't found something you are willing to die for, you aren't fit to live. - Martin Luther King Jr.

Are you a man with a conscience, or just a shark who will die when you stop moving forward? - Roderick Vincent

I am afraid. Not of life, or death, or nothingness, but of wasting it as if I had never been. - Daniel Keyes

Why buy flowers for Valentine's Day? Just go to a cemetery and collect a dozen off a few graves. - Jarod Kintz

When you reach the stars, boy, yes, and live there forever, all the fears will go, and Death himself will die. - Ray Bradbury

Some say cling to the earth while others say reach for the stars. There's time enough for the earth in the grave. - Unknown

Her capacity for family affection is extraordinary: when her third husband died, her hair turned quite gold from grief. - Oscar Wilde

When you were born, you cried and the world rejoiced. Live your life in such a manner that when you die, the world cries and you rejoice. - Unknown

The only happy artist is a dead artist, because only then you can't change. After I die, I'll probably come back as a paintbrush. - Sylvester Stallone

What kind of man would live a life without daring? Is life so sweet that we should criticize men that seek adventure? Is there a better way to die? - Charles Lindbergh


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